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Part 2 : Hyper Sonic
Hyper : (Has been explaining his plan to everyone)....and that's it
Eclipse : Do we have a backup plan?
Hyper : If by some miracle they beat us, I shall have to absorb a certain being.
Miles : Who
Hyper : Chaos.......Ever heard of him
Metal : We heard a lot about him from Eggman?
Hyper : So let's all go after certain individuals. Who wants who?
Eclipse : I call Knuckles
Mecha Amy : I call Amy
Miles : I call Rouge
Metal II : I call Tails
Metal : I call that guy who was watching us from that bush yesterday
Silver + Meta : We'll search for Chaos
Hyper : Are you 2 even in this fic?
Silver : We both play the major roles in Part 3, remember?
Hyper : ok whatever...... and I call Sonic
Miles : By the way, Hyper, who exactly are you?
Hyper : I am from an alternate dimension. While I'm there, my power increases when Sonic's does. And as Sonic's heart grows more pure, mine grows more evil.
Silver : So, why'd you show up now?
Hyper : I'm now pure evil. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miles : How do you do that without shattering at least half the glass in this fortress?!
Hyper : Without breaking what now? (Half the glass in the fortress shatters)
Everybody : awww shitfuck
Sonic : (on phone) ....you're lieing to me about that "business" you and Rouge had to take care of last night instead of coming to our party.
Knux : uhhhhh....yeah
Sonic : Well, what were you doing?!
Knux : having sex!!!! (whacks head with phone) (he hears click on other line) Sonic?Sonic?SONIC?! Damn!!! He hung up on me......(sees someone)Now who the hell are you?!
Eclipse : Nice to see you again too, Knuckles. Are you busy?
Knux : extremely
Eclipse : good, cause we have old differences to resettle? Got time for a fight? (silence) good (He starts by immediatly whacking Knux with a Thunder Arrow) Just get up! I'm tired of seeing that playing possum joke
Knux : ok (gets up) ............. Get Down! (whacks Eclipse with a Hammer Punch)
Knux and Eclipse : Power Flash! (both power flashes hit at the same time, leaving those 2 stuck like that for the next hour)
Knux : I hate you
Eclipse : I can live with that
SCENE WARP
In a forest not far from Station Square, where Mecha Amy has found Amy and is presently winning
MA : Had enough yet?
Amy : NEVER!!!!! (Launches 10 storming heart attacks only to have them all launched back at her) SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
MA : Any more techniques or do you finally give up?
Amy : (thinking) only one more thing to do (talking) hehehe, just wait a minute! (throws heart towards MA causing HER to be frozen for the next HALF hour)
Amy : See ya!!!! Hehehehehehehe (Runs off)
(5 minutes later)
MA : (while holding up middle finger) FUCK YOU, AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back at the fortress)
Hyper : This isn't going well (Shifts attention to Miles) Miles! Go to Angel Island and resteal the Master Emerald within one hour before Knux is unfrozen!
Miles : Wouldn't that be easy?
Hyper : You also have to deal with Rouge.
Miles : Like she's reeeaaalllyyy that tough..... Why aren't you going?
Hyper : Do you want a meeting to award your meretorius deeds with applause and a medal of honor?!
Miles : See ya!!!! (Races towards Angel Island)
Hyper : (Thinking) Perfect! When Miles comes back with the ME, our power will be twice as strong! ....... And if Sonic shows up, I will force him to feel my wrath by destroying him! (speaking) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Metal : (speaking for Metal II, Meta, and Silver) Hello! We're still hear! You're supposed to gloat embarassingly when there's no one around!
Hyper : awww shit....... Meta! Aren't you and Silver supposed to be finding Chaos?! And II, aren't you supposed to be tracking down and killing fox- boy?
II, Meta, and Silver : See ya! (all leave)
(5 minutes pass)
Hyper : (thinking everyone's gone) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metal : I'm still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper : aww shitfuck.........
(Back at Hyper's new fortress)
Hyper : WTF?!!!! Why didn't you guys do the missions you were sent on?!
II : You called us and told us to return to the fortress immediatly.
Hyper : It was obviously Sonic, you sickass!!!!
Silver : How can we distinguish the 2 of you on the phone? You 2 sound exactly alike!
Hyper : ...............SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
I forgot about that!....... Where are Eclipse and MA?! They were supposed to return to the fortress 15 minutes ago. Meta! Put the coordinates on our monitors to match their location!
Meta : All right, Whatever (Does So)
Hyper : (sees what happened to those 2) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
MA : (30 minutes up) FINALLY!!!!!!! I'd better get back to the fortress before Hyper really gives me hell! (Races back to the fortress)
(Angel Island)
(hour is up)
Eclipse : FINALLY!!! I'd finish you off right now! But if I don't get back to the fortress soon, I'll be in a livin' hell!!!!!
Knux : Hey! Where's the Master Emerald?
Eclipse : Miles probably took it. He was sent on that mission not long ago and besides, look over there.
Knux : (Sees Rouge all tangled up with bruises all over her body) ROUGE!!!!!
(Eclipse uses this diversion to escape)
(Back at the fortress)
Miles : Hyper! I'm back! I got the Master Emerald and left Rouge in a pile of dirt!
Hyper : and Eclipse?
Miles : They unfroze just before I escaped, so he should be back soon, MA too.
Eclipse and MA : (just showed up) WAIT! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic + Tails : So are we!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hyper notices Sonic + Tails who just showed up)
Hyper : Perfect!!!!!!!!! Instead of having to get the bait for the fish, the fish come straight to me!!! (pushes a button and the door closes) Fox- Boy! Get on those bleachers!
Tails : I'll never take orders from y- (Hyper raises his power to his max) Uhhhh... Ok (does so)
Hyper : Miles! Get on right next to Tails!
Miles : Yes, sir! (does so) By the way, when do I get my medal?
Hyper : After I finish off Sonic!!!
Sonic : Time for me to take it to the top!!!! (Goes into his Hyper form, equivalent of DBZ's Super Saiyan 2) Bring......it......on!!!!!
Hyper : Let's do it!!
Miles : Go, Hyper!! Beat him into the ground!!!
Tails : Take him out, Sonic!! Remember, his mind's filled with evil and your's is not! So there's no way that you can lose!!!
Metal : Is this a pun of "Open your Heart"?
II : If they keep that up it probably will be!!
Hyper + Sonic : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all windows break in fortress .... again!
Hyper : awwwwwwww shitfuck..... | | | | |Sorry guys, but I had to cut off this chapter because I tried to | |type it 10 times and all of those times I got kicked out by those | |fuckin' pop-up ads. I'll just summarize it : Hyper destroyed Silver| |and Meta but 2 little pieces are seen crawling into Hyper's | |slightly open mouth unnoticed to him, Sonic launched a bunch of | |weak attacks and then hit him with 2 big ones causing him to win | |the fight. But Hyper escaped in one of his escape pods. Sonic + | |Tails got out the main entrance just as MA, Eclipse, Miles, II, and| |Metal made it out the back as the flying fortress exploded) Look | |out for Part 3 soon! | | | |End of Part Two |
Part 2 : Hyper Sonic
Hyper : (Has been explaining his plan to everyone)....and that's it
Eclipse : Do we have a backup plan?
Hyper : If by some miracle they beat us, I shall have to absorb a certain being.
Miles : Who
Hyper : Chaos.......Ever heard of him
Metal : We heard a lot about him from Eggman?
Hyper : So let's all go after certain individuals. Who wants who?
Eclipse : I call Knuckles
Mecha Amy : I call Amy
Miles : I call Rouge
Metal II : I call Tails
Metal : I call that guy who was watching us from that bush yesterday
Silver + Meta : We'll search for Chaos
Hyper : Are you 2 even in this fic?
Silver : We both play the major roles in Part 3, remember?
Hyper : ok whatever...... and I call Sonic
Miles : By the way, Hyper, who exactly are you?
Hyper : I am from an alternate dimension. While I'm there, my power increases when Sonic's does. And as Sonic's heart grows more pure, mine grows more evil.
Silver : So, why'd you show up now?
Hyper : I'm now pure evil. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miles : How do you do that without shattering at least half the glass in this fortress?!
Hyper : Without breaking what now? (Half the glass in the fortress shatters)
Everybody : awww shitfuck
Sonic : (on phone) ....you're lieing to me about that "business" you and Rouge had to take care of last night instead of coming to our party.
Knux : uhhhhh....yeah
Sonic : Well, what were you doing?!
Knux : having sex!!!! (whacks head with phone) (he hears click on other line) Sonic?Sonic?SONIC?! Damn!!! He hung up on me......(sees someone)Now who the hell are you?!
Eclipse : Nice to see you again too, Knuckles. Are you busy?
Knux : extremely
Eclipse : good, cause we have old differences to resettle? Got time for a fight? (silence) good (He starts by immediatly whacking Knux with a Thunder Arrow) Just get up! I'm tired of seeing that playing possum joke
Knux : ok (gets up) ............. Get Down! (whacks Eclipse with a Hammer Punch)
Knux and Eclipse : Power Flash! (both power flashes hit at the same time, leaving those 2 stuck like that for the next hour)
Knux : I hate you
Eclipse : I can live with that
SCENE WARP
In a forest not far from Station Square, where Mecha Amy has found Amy and is presently winning
MA : Had enough yet?
Amy : NEVER!!!!! (Launches 10 storming heart attacks only to have them all launched back at her) SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
MA : Any more techniques or do you finally give up?
Amy : (thinking) only one more thing to do (talking) hehehe, just wait a minute! (throws heart towards MA causing HER to be frozen for the next HALF hour)
Amy : See ya!!!! Hehehehehehehe (Runs off)
(5 minutes later)
MA : (while holding up middle finger) FUCK YOU, AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back at the fortress)
Hyper : This isn't going well (Shifts attention to Miles) Miles! Go to Angel Island and resteal the Master Emerald within one hour before Knux is unfrozen!
Miles : Wouldn't that be easy?
Hyper : You also have to deal with Rouge.
Miles : Like she's reeeaaalllyyy that tough..... Why aren't you going?
Hyper : Do you want a meeting to award your meretorius deeds with applause and a medal of honor?!
Miles : See ya!!!! (Races towards Angel Island)
Hyper : (Thinking) Perfect! When Miles comes back with the ME, our power will be twice as strong! ....... And if Sonic shows up, I will force him to feel my wrath by destroying him! (speaking) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Metal : (speaking for Metal II, Meta, and Silver) Hello! We're still hear! You're supposed to gloat embarassingly when there's no one around!
Hyper : awww shit....... Meta! Aren't you and Silver supposed to be finding Chaos?! And II, aren't you supposed to be tracking down and killing fox- boy?
II, Meta, and Silver : See ya! (all leave)
(5 minutes pass)
Hyper : (thinking everyone's gone) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metal : I'm still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper : aww shitfuck.........
(Back at Hyper's new fortress)
Hyper : WTF?!!!! Why didn't you guys do the missions you were sent on?!
II : You called us and told us to return to the fortress immediatly.
Hyper : It was obviously Sonic, you sickass!!!!
Silver : How can we distinguish the 2 of you on the phone? You 2 sound exactly alike!
Hyper : ...............SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
I forgot about that!....... Where are Eclipse and MA?! They were supposed to return to the fortress 15 minutes ago. Meta! Put the coordinates on our monitors to match their location!
Meta : All right, Whatever (Does So)
Hyper : (sees what happened to those 2) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
MA : (30 minutes up) FINALLY!!!!!!! I'd better get back to the fortress before Hyper really gives me hell! (Races back to the fortress)
(Angel Island)
(hour is up)
Eclipse : FINALLY!!! I'd finish you off right now! But if I don't get back to the fortress soon, I'll be in a livin' hell!!!!!
Knux : Hey! Where's the Master Emerald?
Eclipse : Miles probably took it. He was sent on that mission not long ago and besides, look over there.
Knux : (Sees Rouge all tangled up with bruises all over her body) ROUGE!!!!!
(Eclipse uses this diversion to escape)
(Back at the fortress)
Miles : Hyper! I'm back! I got the Master Emerald and left Rouge in a pile of dirt!
Hyper : and Eclipse?
Miles : They unfroze just before I escaped, so he should be back soon, MA too.
Eclipse and MA : (just showed up) WAIT! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic + Tails : So are we!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Hyper notices Sonic + Tails who just showed up)
Hyper : Perfect!!!!!!!!! Instead of having to get the bait for the fish, the fish come straight to me!!! (pushes a button and the door closes) Fox- Boy! Get on those bleachers!
Tails : I'll never take orders from y- (Hyper raises his power to his max) Uhhhh... Ok (does so)
Hyper : Miles! Get on right next to Tails!
Miles : Yes, sir! (does so) By the way, when do I get my medal?
Hyper : After I finish off Sonic!!!
Sonic : Time for me to take it to the top!!!! (Goes into his Hyper form, equivalent of DBZ's Super Saiyan 2) Bring......it......on!!!!!
Hyper : Let's do it!!
Miles : Go, Hyper!! Beat him into the ground!!!
Tails : Take him out, Sonic!! Remember, his mind's filled with evil and your's is not! So there's no way that you can lose!!!
Metal : Is this a pun of "Open your Heart"?
II : If they keep that up it probably will be!!
Hyper + Sonic : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all windows break in fortress .... again!
Hyper : awwwwwwww shitfuck..... | | | | |Sorry guys, but I had to cut off this chapter because I tried to | |type it 10 times and all of those times I got kicked out by those | |fuckin' pop-up ads. I'll just summarize it : Hyper destroyed Silver| |and Meta but 2 little pieces are seen crawling into Hyper's | |slightly open mouth unnoticed to him, Sonic launched a bunch of | |weak attacks and then hit him with 2 big ones causing him to win | |the fight. But Hyper escaped in one of his escape pods. Sonic + | |Tails got out the main entrance just as MA, Eclipse, Miles, II, and| |Metal made it out the back as the flying fortress exploded) Look | |out for Part 3 soon! | | | |End of Part Two |
