A/N this might be a little OOC for these characters but tough. This First on is kind a lame but the rest are pretty good. I own nothing but this twisted plot idea. Please forgive spelling and grammar but I have no Beta reader and thus names are misspelled. SORRY, PLEASE REVEW. On to the show,* Laughs with wicked grin on face * (Rose lines for my first reviewer Princes- Perfect)

~~~~S~~~s@ @s~~~S~~~ ~~~S~~~s@ @s~~~S~~~ ~~~S~~~s@ @s~~~S~~ Five minutes before Harry goes on stage

"Harry you cant back out of your song chose now." Hermione says frankly to Harry.

"My song pick? I distinctly remember saying that that was the last song I wanted to do."

Harry yelled back at her.

"What do you mean, Hermione and I hear you humming it while you are doing your

homework. If you don't like the song then why do you hum it all the time." Ron calmly

asked Harry.

"Its not that. Yes I know the song back to front but..." at that moment Ron and Hermione

pushed him out on to the stage. The Great hall had been transfigured into what looked like an Amp theater with the front row reserved for the performers.

"Her comes our First performer of the Evening. We all know him as The Boy Who

Lived." Jamie announced to the crowed.

"Here is Harry Potter" Cho yelled as Harry fell through the red velvet curtain that had

been Placed there an Hour earlier by Professor Dumbledore. Harry was wear what was

unmistakably a cowboy outfit with a white 10-gallon hat and a silver sheriffs badge. As the

students sat gawking, the music stared playing, and Harry started to sing.

Well a man come on the 6 o'clock news Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused Somebody blew up a building Somebody stole a car Somebody got away Somebody didn't get too far yeah They didn't get too far

Grand pappy told my pappy, back in my day, son A man had to answer for the wicked that he done Take all the rope in Texas Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that

Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You have to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune We'll all meet back at the local saloon We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

( Crab and Goyal look at Malfoy and ask "Can we switch sides. Potters giving away free alcohol." "No, the Dark Lord can give you Much More then Alcohol. Much Much More" Draco said with and evil laugh that scared Crab a little)

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds We've got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground Send 'me all to their maker and he'll settle 'me down You can bet he'll set 'me down 'cause

Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune We'll all meet back at the local saloon We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune We'll all meet back at the local saloon We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

"Very Good . Now for the marks. It is marks out of 10 with a total possible of 50" Cho

and Jamie said in unison

McGonagall- 9 "You are the one who is suppose to save the day"

Sprout - 6 "They did not seem into it. County and British do not always go good

together."

Snape-6 "You knew the song and that was about it"

Flitwick- 8 "Good Costume, it real fight the songs premise."

Dumbledore- 8 "Pretty good for not being what you truely wanted to do for a

song." Dumbledore said with at knowing twinkle in his eye.

"That is a 37/50 not bad at all." Cho said proudly as she gave Harry a wink.

"Next up is Hermione Granger. Harry you can sit right there in the front row." Jaime said as he pointed at a seat in the middle of the front row.