A/N I do not own anything of the Harry potter universe, Toby Keith, Cher,
N'Sync, Patti
Labelle, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, Christina Agulara, Missy Misdemeanor Eliot,
Good Charlotte, Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor (wish), Alannah Myles, Brewer
& Shipley, Alabama, or Nickelback (wish). I forgot to do that earlier. I
own nothing but this plot and my wonder pup muse, Penny. (Well actually,
her full name is Penelope, as in Penelope Clearwater*hehe*) Now no one can
sue me for plagiarism. Row of dandy lions for Sio's Death for reviewing.
~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* As Draco walked on stage, he made an announcement. "This is why most of you boy don't have a girlfriend." Meanwhile, every female eye was on Draco. He was wearing a pair of, tight where they should be, black velvet paints and an almost translucent white button down shirt that show his toned physique well. The music started to play
Educated with money
He's well dressed and funny
And much to say in most conversations
And he'll foot the bill in all situations
'Cause he pays for everything Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money (Slytherine girls 'heck
ya')
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny (Slytherine guys ' that's
the truth')
Paper or plastic,
Don't matter she'll have it Vacations and shopping sprees these are a few of her favorite things (All
girls 'of course they are)
She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please (Draco winks at the
singles section)
His type of girl always comes with a fee (slyhterin girls giggle 'yah we
do')
Hey now there's nothing for free
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris (Slyth. Girls 'ya, wait
what's a Ferrari?')
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money (near by Huffle. 'Its an
expensive car.')
Let's go!
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris (Slyth. Girl ' I still
don't get it')
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world " That was great now let us see those Marks." Cho said as Draco goes to pull up his left sleeve but suddenly stops. Mc Gonagall- "10 because you are a rich kid so a song about woman only wanting the rich is befitting to you line of thinking. Along with only rich women are good enough for you or they have to be beautiful." Sprout- "8 You mainly got you house to participate but all the girls did react a few times" Snape- "10 you knew this song to the T. you did not change any word and you followed it perfectly." Flitwick- "9 you look the. well you are the part and you did quite well with getting that across with your actions. Dumbledore- "8 it was all good but you needed more audience participation. Oh and nice chose of slacks, very appropriate." "His score is 45/50" Jaime announced "and this is how the score board stands: Tied in First place are Draco and the Quartet with 45 points In Second is Hermione with 44 Ron in third with 43 And Harry in fifth place with 37." "Now before we go on to the second half of the show there will be an intermission with food and drinks but you may not leave the great hall. In addition, no one is permitted in the back stage area until the final performer is done performing. So, if you have already preformed and you left something back there, Tough. There has been one small change, tonight's last performer will be Miss. Luna Luvegood. Mr. Longbottem requested that they switch because he thought it bad luck to go last. So that is all the announcement you are now free to roam the room." Cho said in a pleasantly informative voice.
~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* *~~ ~~* As Draco walked on stage, he made an announcement. "This is why most of you boy don't have a girlfriend." Meanwhile, every female eye was on Draco. He was wearing a pair of, tight where they should be, black velvet paints and an almost translucent white button down shirt that show his toned physique well. The music started to play
Educated with money
He's well dressed and funny
And much to say in most conversations
And he'll foot the bill in all situations
'Cause he pays for everything Girls don't like boys; girls like cars and money (Slytherine girls 'heck
ya')
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny (Slytherine guys ' that's
the truth')
Paper or plastic,
Don't matter she'll have it Vacations and shopping sprees these are a few of her favorite things (All
girls 'of course they are)
She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please (Draco winks at the
singles section)
His type of girl always comes with a fee (slyhterin girls giggle 'yah we
do')
Hey now there's nothing for free
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris (Slyth. Girls 'ya, wait
what's a Ferrari?')
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money (near by Huffle. 'Its an
expensive car.')
Let's go!
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris (Slyth. Girl ' I still
don't get it')
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world
All of these boys, and get all of these girls
Are losing their souls in a material world " That was great now let us see those Marks." Cho said as Draco goes to pull up his left sleeve but suddenly stops. Mc Gonagall- "10 because you are a rich kid so a song about woman only wanting the rich is befitting to you line of thinking. Along with only rich women are good enough for you or they have to be beautiful." Sprout- "8 You mainly got you house to participate but all the girls did react a few times" Snape- "10 you knew this song to the T. you did not change any word and you followed it perfectly." Flitwick- "9 you look the. well you are the part and you did quite well with getting that across with your actions. Dumbledore- "8 it was all good but you needed more audience participation. Oh and nice chose of slacks, very appropriate." "His score is 45/50" Jaime announced "and this is how the score board stands: Tied in First place are Draco and the Quartet with 45 points In Second is Hermione with 44 Ron in third with 43 And Harry in fifth place with 37." "Now before we go on to the second half of the show there will be an intermission with food and drinks but you may not leave the great hall. In addition, no one is permitted in the back stage area until the final performer is done performing. So, if you have already preformed and you left something back there, Tough. There has been one small change, tonight's last performer will be Miss. Luna Luvegood. Mr. Longbottem requested that they switch because he thought it bad luck to go last. So that is all the announcement you are now free to roam the room." Cho said in a pleasantly informative voice.
