Harry's Real Life
Harry: Waa! James: Now, just to look at the meat while Lily's gone to play with Harry.ah. (Throws in magical tastastic spell - whoever eats it tastes it perfectly the way they like it. Food glitters.) Lily: I'm back downstairs! James: Just put a tastastic spell on the meat. Lily: Oh, thank you! I was about to put that spell on anyway. (Looks sideways at meat) It needs a little pepper, though. (Knock on door - knock scares Lily and pepper goes down dress - and knocks hot sauce onto it, too.) Lily: Great. (trying to be calm that she spilt pepper and hot sauce over her favourite dress) Who is it.? Voice from behind door: It's me, Severus! And Lupin! And Sirius! Lily: Oh! Come in! (The trio, then, come wandering in.) Severus: Well, well, well, nice little cottage here. Lily: Not a cottage, Severus, a House. Severus: Whatever. I smell food! Sirius: Me too! Oh, Jaaaaames! James: Yes? Sirius: Do you think this is weird to be in a fan fiction where everyone thinks you are fictional characters from a book? (A/N: Sorry, I just had to put that in!) James: Probably. Who wants some meat!!!! (Everyone slobbers and says yeah) Lily: Great. Slobber for me to clean up! (Brings out mop and starts scrubbing.)
Harry: Waa! James: Now, just to look at the meat while Lily's gone to play with Harry.ah. (Throws in magical tastastic spell - whoever eats it tastes it perfectly the way they like it. Food glitters.) Lily: I'm back downstairs! James: Just put a tastastic spell on the meat. Lily: Oh, thank you! I was about to put that spell on anyway. (Looks sideways at meat) It needs a little pepper, though. (Knock on door - knock scares Lily and pepper goes down dress - and knocks hot sauce onto it, too.) Lily: Great. (trying to be calm that she spilt pepper and hot sauce over her favourite dress) Who is it.? Voice from behind door: It's me, Severus! And Lupin! And Sirius! Lily: Oh! Come in! (The trio, then, come wandering in.) Severus: Well, well, well, nice little cottage here. Lily: Not a cottage, Severus, a House. Severus: Whatever. I smell food! Sirius: Me too! Oh, Jaaaaames! James: Yes? Sirius: Do you think this is weird to be in a fan fiction where everyone thinks you are fictional characters from a book? (A/N: Sorry, I just had to put that in!) James: Probably. Who wants some meat!!!! (Everyone slobbers and says yeah) Lily: Great. Slobber for me to clean up! (Brings out mop and starts scrubbing.)
