A/N - You must remember last time? Harry had his scar, finally. What
happens next you might say? NOT TELLING YOU-------------Unless you read and
review this chapter. LOL - this is already telling you what's happening,
eh? Never mind.
James:
HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lupin: Are we Coming with you?
James: Lupin, it's a full moon out there.
Lupin: I do not care! *Drapes sheet over head* THERE. I can't see through
this sheet!
Sirius: Let me help you. *lifts sheet and drapes it over face* Now we can't
see THAT ugly mug. Phew!
(Everyone lets out a tremendous laugh, except Lily and Lupin.)
Lily: Humph!
James: Ha-ha! Well, we've got to get to the hospital AND get Lupin out of
the full moon. Hmm - we've only got 1 broomstick, a large pole and blue
glue. Who wants the broomstick?
Severus: Hey, I want -
Sirius: Hey, James - lets get started by getting the broom and pole, and
glue them together!
James: Not a bad Idea! (Does idea) How does that look?
Sirius, Lily, Severus: Brilliant!
Lupin: Let me see!
(At the Hospital)
James: Excuse me, but my little son has got a red lightning bolt scar on
his head.
Nurse: Up to the 20th floor then, my dear. Ask the nurse up there then
which room to go to. Hmm, that looks a nasty scar. Bye I hope you have a
nice time!
Lupin: Like we're going to, it's not a very nice scar, we've got to walk up
all those flights, and if he needs surgery it costs up to £250,000. Huh.
(At the 20th floor)
Lily: Phew! Pant - wheeze - Excuse me, whew - but which tomb - I mean room
do we go to?
(Sirius appears)
Sirius: I'm - getting - tired - of - walking - (falls asleep on the floor)
James: Move!
Lupin: Yeah! Move your big fat wasted body!
(Sirius Wakes up, angry and moves.)
Nurse: Well well well - Severus.
Severus: Joanne!
Lily: Joanne WHO?
Nurse: I'm Joanne Parchare, Severus Snare's old girlfriend.
Severus: SNAPE, not snare. What do you think I am - some kind of evil man
who traps people to flirt with?
Joanne: Yes, since you trapped me - and also since you don't have many
girls to go out with.
(Everyone laughs except for Snape)
Severus: I'll show you ONCE AND FOR ALL! I'll torture everyone I know
except my favourite friends or favourite people and show you SEVERUS SNAPE
HAS LOADS OF GIRLS AND IS VERY POPULAR.
(Joanne Giggles)
Joanne: Yeah, right. And I'm the woman who is not talking right now. Ha-ha!
You're weird.
Second room, one right behind me, sorry dear! You probably don't know who
this Severus is, actually.
Lily: Yes, I do. And he really is stupid isn't he?
A/N - Welcome back to my ego!
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QueenYamcha - you're the best for reviewing, you know that?
Okay, so one review isn't the best. So there! Humph. It's better than
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happens next you might say? NOT TELLING YOU-------------Unless you read and
review this chapter. LOL - this is already telling you what's happening,
eh? Never mind.
James:
HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lupin: Are we Coming with you?
James: Lupin, it's a full moon out there.
Lupin: I do not care! *Drapes sheet over head* THERE. I can't see through
this sheet!
Sirius: Let me help you. *lifts sheet and drapes it over face* Now we can't
see THAT ugly mug. Phew!
(Everyone lets out a tremendous laugh, except Lily and Lupin.)
Lily: Humph!
James: Ha-ha! Well, we've got to get to the hospital AND get Lupin out of
the full moon. Hmm - we've only got 1 broomstick, a large pole and blue
glue. Who wants the broomstick?
Severus: Hey, I want -
Sirius: Hey, James - lets get started by getting the broom and pole, and
glue them together!
James: Not a bad Idea! (Does idea) How does that look?
Sirius, Lily, Severus: Brilliant!
Lupin: Let me see!
(At the Hospital)
James: Excuse me, but my little son has got a red lightning bolt scar on
his head.
Nurse: Up to the 20th floor then, my dear. Ask the nurse up there then
which room to go to. Hmm, that looks a nasty scar. Bye I hope you have a
nice time!
Lupin: Like we're going to, it's not a very nice scar, we've got to walk up
all those flights, and if he needs surgery it costs up to £250,000. Huh.
(At the 20th floor)
Lily: Phew! Pant - wheeze - Excuse me, whew - but which tomb - I mean room
do we go to?
(Sirius appears)
Sirius: I'm - getting - tired - of - walking - (falls asleep on the floor)
James: Move!
Lupin: Yeah! Move your big fat wasted body!
(Sirius Wakes up, angry and moves.)
Nurse: Well well well - Severus.
Severus: Joanne!
Lily: Joanne WHO?
Nurse: I'm Joanne Parchare, Severus Snare's old girlfriend.
Severus: SNAPE, not snare. What do you think I am - some kind of evil man
who traps people to flirt with?
Joanne: Yes, since you trapped me - and also since you don't have many
girls to go out with.
(Everyone laughs except for Snape)
Severus: I'll show you ONCE AND FOR ALL! I'll torture everyone I know
except my favourite friends or favourite people and show you SEVERUS SNAPE
HAS LOADS OF GIRLS AND IS VERY POPULAR.
(Joanne Giggles)
Joanne: Yeah, right. And I'm the woman who is not talking right now. Ha-ha!
You're weird.
Second room, one right behind me, sorry dear! You probably don't know who
this Severus is, actually.
Lily: Yes, I do. And he really is stupid isn't he?
A/N - Welcome back to my ego!
Reviews - 1
QueenYamcha - you're the best for reviewing, you know that?
Okay, so one review isn't the best. So there! Humph. It's better than
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