My Man - When Hell Finally Froze Over
(Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not mine)
Kagome put on a light blue tank top and denim capris. She put her hair in a high ponytail and put on a pair of white running shoes.
She patted Kilala on the head and walked out the door. Kagome hummed to herself until she reached Taisho Corp.
She greeted Ginkan and went up the elevators, totally ignoring the new employee that had replaced Ayame.
The elevators slid opened revealing Sesshoumaru's large office. Kagome, deciding he was downstairs or something, sat in Sesshoumaru's desk.
She sighed and examined the papers. 'Is Inuyasha at home?'
************************** Inu/Sess's Mansion
Lord Inutoshi slowly opened the dungeon doors. Jaken emerged half dead. He collapsed at Lord Ketsuke's feet.
Next Inuyasha came out groaning and rubbing his head. "I feel like an elephant just sat on my skull," he complained.
"So why'd you assholes lock me up in there?!" he yelled. The two lords sweat dropped. "You don't remember?" Lord Inutoshi asked.
Inuyasha shook his head. "Why? Should I?" Lord Ketsuke patted him on the shoulder. "I'm just glad you're back to normal," he said.
Inuyasha shrugged his hand off. "Where's Kagome? And Sesshoumaru?" he asked. "Lord Sesshoumaru is at Taisho Corp meeting Kagome," came Lady Miyone's voice.
"I'm glad you're back with us, Inu-chan," she said seductively, swaying her hips as she walked towards Inuyasha.
Inuyasha growled. Lady Miyone stopped and chuckled. "What's wrong, sweetie? Afraid of your soon to be mate?"
Inuyasha growled again. Then he smiled and in a calm voice said,"Sure i'll be your mate!"
Lady Miyone clasped her hands together. "Really?!"
"WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!"
***************************** Airport
When Flight #720 came in, the sight puzzled the oncoming passengers. The passengers who had taken the flight earlier all came out bruised and beaten.
Only two people were unharmed. A beautiful woman holding a large boomerang and a handsome young man that was currently barfing into a worn out paper bag that would fall apart any minute.
Sango grabbed Miroku's arm and pulled him to the nearest taxi. "We're going to Taisho Corp!" Sango said, hauling Miroku in.
***************************** Taisho Corp
Sesshoumaru walked into his office to find Kagome fiddling with the feather on top of one his pens.
He smirked and set down his suitcase. Kagome looked up and smiled at him. "There you are Sess-chan! It's about time you came! So wutcha wanna talk about?" she asked cheerfully.
Sesshoumaru picked up Kagome, sat in his chair, and set her back down but on his lap. "What you said the other night....."
Kagome blushed. 'Oh that,' she said mentally. 'I only said yes cuz Inuyasha was pissing me off!'
"Oh what did you say?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru smiled a little. "I said were you serious?"
Kagome blinked a couple times. 'Eh.. what am I gonna say? I mean I love Sesshoumaru.. wait or do I love Inu-- no I hate Inuyasha! Don't think gross things Kagome!'
"Kagome?" Kagome jumped at Sesshoumaru's voice. "Ah sorry!" ^^;;
"Was I serious? Oh um... yeah?" Sesshoumaru brushed his lips against hers. Then the intercom came on.
"Sesshoumaru-sama your bro--" the the elevator doors opened and Inuyasha huffed in. In a flash he was infront of the two.
He took Kagome's wrist and pulled her off of Sesshoumaru and behind himself. "Just what the fuck did you think you were doing with MY Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled.
Kagome blushed. 'Does he really care for me? His Kagome? Wow...'
Sesshoumaru stood up and brushed his clothes. Then he stood straight infront of Inuyasha.
"Duck," he said. Kagome sweat dropped. 'Has Sesshoumaru gone mad? Duck?? What the-- Oh duck!! Holy crap!!'
Kagome ducked just as Inuyasha went flying over her. He hit the wall on the other side. Sesshoumaru took Kagome's hand and helped her stand up straight.
Inuyasha's eyes were all swirly @_@. Kagome was still a little shaken. 'His Kagome? Sesshoumaru never-- wait a minute!'
Kagome marched up to Inuyasha. "What do you mean *your* Kagome?! I'm not an item you know! I'm a human being," she said, poking his chest with every word.
"Sorry," Inuyasha mumbled, turning away from her. Kagome stopped poking him and stepped back.
"Okay well anyways! Why did you interrupt us?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru stared at Inuyasha, also wanting an explantion.
"Interrupt you? Oh you mean on your kissing?" Inuyasha smirked. Kagome blushed and went to Sesshoumaru.
She crossed her arms and pouted, turning away from Inuyasha. "Really little brother. What did you need?" Sesshoumaru asked.
Inuyasha was silent for a moment then his face brightened up and he had a mischevous smile.
"I'm gonna mate with Lady Miyone!" Kagome gasped. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. And inside Inuyasha's head he thought,'Well that's new.. I didn't know hell could freeze over so quickly!'
Sango and Miroku barged in at that moment. "Kagome!!" Sango yelled. Kagome looked up and frowned slightly.
"What are you doing here?" she asked. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU'RE GONNA MATE WITH SESSHOUMARU????!!!!!"
Inuyasha's ears flattened. Sesshoumaru's ears were ringing constantly. Miroku stood by Inuyasha's side.
"What happened to you?" he asked. Inuyasha looked up at him. "I should ask the same thing!" Miroku's clothes were wet a remnants of food were scattered near his collar.
Inuyasha sniffed the air and almost puked. "EW GROSS!!! GET OUTTA HERE MIROKU!! YOU SMELL LIKE AN ASS!!!"
Miroku sweat dropped. "Are you talking about the donkey thing or a butt?" he asked. Inuyasha growled and bopped him on the head.
"KAGOME!!!!!" Sango yelled. "Yes yes yes! I'm gonna mate with Sesshoumaru!" Kagome said, trying to calm her down.
Sango looked at Inuyasha. "What about Inuyasha?" she asked. Kagome blushed. "What about him? He's already found a mate!"
Sango gasped and stared at Inuyasha. "Kikyo?" she said astonished. Inuyasha's jaw dropped and he scrambled up to her.
"I WOULD NEVER GET BACK WITH THAT STINKIN WHORE!!!!" he yelled. Sango hit him with Hiraikotsu, causing him to fall to the ground swirly eyed again.
"So when's the wedding?" Sango asked. Kagome and Sesshoumaru blushed. Just when Kagome was about to answer the unexpected walked into the office.
Sango nearly screamed. "RIN?!"
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There's your chapter... when i'm done with this story i'm gonna be writing a new one called Switcharoo. Please read it when I post it, kay? Review this chap pweeze! ^_^
~EnchantedMiko
(Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not mine)
Kagome put on a light blue tank top and denim capris. She put her hair in a high ponytail and put on a pair of white running shoes.
She patted Kilala on the head and walked out the door. Kagome hummed to herself until she reached Taisho Corp.
She greeted Ginkan and went up the elevators, totally ignoring the new employee that had replaced Ayame.
The elevators slid opened revealing Sesshoumaru's large office. Kagome, deciding he was downstairs or something, sat in Sesshoumaru's desk.
She sighed and examined the papers. 'Is Inuyasha at home?'
************************** Inu/Sess's Mansion
Lord Inutoshi slowly opened the dungeon doors. Jaken emerged half dead. He collapsed at Lord Ketsuke's feet.
Next Inuyasha came out groaning and rubbing his head. "I feel like an elephant just sat on my skull," he complained.
"So why'd you assholes lock me up in there?!" he yelled. The two lords sweat dropped. "You don't remember?" Lord Inutoshi asked.
Inuyasha shook his head. "Why? Should I?" Lord Ketsuke patted him on the shoulder. "I'm just glad you're back to normal," he said.
Inuyasha shrugged his hand off. "Where's Kagome? And Sesshoumaru?" he asked. "Lord Sesshoumaru is at Taisho Corp meeting Kagome," came Lady Miyone's voice.
"I'm glad you're back with us, Inu-chan," she said seductively, swaying her hips as she walked towards Inuyasha.
Inuyasha growled. Lady Miyone stopped and chuckled. "What's wrong, sweetie? Afraid of your soon to be mate?"
Inuyasha growled again. Then he smiled and in a calm voice said,"Sure i'll be your mate!"
Lady Miyone clasped her hands together. "Really?!"
"WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!"
***************************** Airport
When Flight #720 came in, the sight puzzled the oncoming passengers. The passengers who had taken the flight earlier all came out bruised and beaten.
Only two people were unharmed. A beautiful woman holding a large boomerang and a handsome young man that was currently barfing into a worn out paper bag that would fall apart any minute.
Sango grabbed Miroku's arm and pulled him to the nearest taxi. "We're going to Taisho Corp!" Sango said, hauling Miroku in.
***************************** Taisho Corp
Sesshoumaru walked into his office to find Kagome fiddling with the feather on top of one his pens.
He smirked and set down his suitcase. Kagome looked up and smiled at him. "There you are Sess-chan! It's about time you came! So wutcha wanna talk about?" she asked cheerfully.
Sesshoumaru picked up Kagome, sat in his chair, and set her back down but on his lap. "What you said the other night....."
Kagome blushed. 'Oh that,' she said mentally. 'I only said yes cuz Inuyasha was pissing me off!'
"Oh what did you say?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru smiled a little. "I said were you serious?"
Kagome blinked a couple times. 'Eh.. what am I gonna say? I mean I love Sesshoumaru.. wait or do I love Inu-- no I hate Inuyasha! Don't think gross things Kagome!'
"Kagome?" Kagome jumped at Sesshoumaru's voice. "Ah sorry!" ^^;;
"Was I serious? Oh um... yeah?" Sesshoumaru brushed his lips against hers. Then the intercom came on.
"Sesshoumaru-sama your bro--" the the elevator doors opened and Inuyasha huffed in. In a flash he was infront of the two.
He took Kagome's wrist and pulled her off of Sesshoumaru and behind himself. "Just what the fuck did you think you were doing with MY Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled.
Kagome blushed. 'Does he really care for me? His Kagome? Wow...'
Sesshoumaru stood up and brushed his clothes. Then he stood straight infront of Inuyasha.
"Duck," he said. Kagome sweat dropped. 'Has Sesshoumaru gone mad? Duck?? What the-- Oh duck!! Holy crap!!'
Kagome ducked just as Inuyasha went flying over her. He hit the wall on the other side. Sesshoumaru took Kagome's hand and helped her stand up straight.
Inuyasha's eyes were all swirly @_@. Kagome was still a little shaken. 'His Kagome? Sesshoumaru never-- wait a minute!'
Kagome marched up to Inuyasha. "What do you mean *your* Kagome?! I'm not an item you know! I'm a human being," she said, poking his chest with every word.
"Sorry," Inuyasha mumbled, turning away from her. Kagome stopped poking him and stepped back.
"Okay well anyways! Why did you interrupt us?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru stared at Inuyasha, also wanting an explantion.
"Interrupt you? Oh you mean on your kissing?" Inuyasha smirked. Kagome blushed and went to Sesshoumaru.
She crossed her arms and pouted, turning away from Inuyasha. "Really little brother. What did you need?" Sesshoumaru asked.
Inuyasha was silent for a moment then his face brightened up and he had a mischevous smile.
"I'm gonna mate with Lady Miyone!" Kagome gasped. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. And inside Inuyasha's head he thought,'Well that's new.. I didn't know hell could freeze over so quickly!'
Sango and Miroku barged in at that moment. "Kagome!!" Sango yelled. Kagome looked up and frowned slightly.
"What are you doing here?" she asked. "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU'RE GONNA MATE WITH SESSHOUMARU????!!!!!"
Inuyasha's ears flattened. Sesshoumaru's ears were ringing constantly. Miroku stood by Inuyasha's side.
"What happened to you?" he asked. Inuyasha looked up at him. "I should ask the same thing!" Miroku's clothes were wet a remnants of food were scattered near his collar.
Inuyasha sniffed the air and almost puked. "EW GROSS!!! GET OUTTA HERE MIROKU!! YOU SMELL LIKE AN ASS!!!"
Miroku sweat dropped. "Are you talking about the donkey thing or a butt?" he asked. Inuyasha growled and bopped him on the head.
"KAGOME!!!!!" Sango yelled. "Yes yes yes! I'm gonna mate with Sesshoumaru!" Kagome said, trying to calm her down.
Sango looked at Inuyasha. "What about Inuyasha?" she asked. Kagome blushed. "What about him? He's already found a mate!"
Sango gasped and stared at Inuyasha. "Kikyo?" she said astonished. Inuyasha's jaw dropped and he scrambled up to her.
"I WOULD NEVER GET BACK WITH THAT STINKIN WHORE!!!!" he yelled. Sango hit him with Hiraikotsu, causing him to fall to the ground swirly eyed again.
"So when's the wedding?" Sango asked. Kagome and Sesshoumaru blushed. Just when Kagome was about to answer the unexpected walked into the office.
Sango nearly screamed. "RIN?!"
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There's your chapter... when i'm done with this story i'm gonna be writing a new one called Switcharoo. Please read it when I post it, kay? Review this chap pweeze! ^_^
~EnchantedMiko
