*Message From Author*

Okay I got a couple reviews about the word(s) 'Ai shiteru'. I don't know alot of japanese okay so don't blame me if it's wrong! I just randomly asked a person how to say 'i love you' in japanese and that's what I got.... okay that's all I really wanted to say ^_^

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My Man - I Think I'm Pregnant!

(Dislcaimer: Inuyasha's not mine!)

Inuyasha walked into Sesshoumaru's room. He found Sesshoumaru at his balcony staring out at the sky.

Inuyasha cleared this throat. Sesshoumaru didn't do anything so Inuyasha shrugged. "Thinkin about Rin or Kagome?" he asked.

Sesshoumaru growled low. "Who else? Kagome of course. Why would I want to think about Rin at this time?"

Inuyasha shrugged again. "I'd be thinking about my ex girlfriend if she just yelled 'Ai shiteru' infront of my friends."

Sesshoumaru turned around and stared blankly at Inuyasha. "Shouldn't you be with Lady Miyone just about now?" he asked.

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no. Why?" Sesshoumaru smirked and he turned around to face the sky again.

"I recall hearing you say that you were going to mate with Lady Miyone." Inuyasha's face considerably paled.

"Oh that. Haha I was just joking around," he laughed nervously. "Do you think Kagome believed me?" he asked.

"I believed you so surely Kagome did as well. But it doesn't matter what her opinion is on that. She's going to be my mate so why should she worry about yours?"

Inuyasha's eyes widened. "Besides, I already told Lady Miyone that you wanted to mate with her," Sesshoumaru said. Inuyasha's jaw dropped.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!!" he yelled. "Yoo-hoo!" Inuyasha froze.

Sesshoumaru smirked as he turned around to see Lady Miyone leaning against the doorway. "Now what are you two dears talking about? Surely it's about me and mating and Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha looked like he was about to gagg. Then Lady Miyone rushed up and squeezed him in her arms.

"Oh Inuyasha! You don't know how long i've been waiting for you to confess your love!" she squealed. "Yeah well you're gonna have to wait longer!" Inuyasha gasped.

But it didn't look like Lady Miyone heard that. "Ooh lets get married tomorrow! Or better yet-today!"

Inuyasha pushed her away. "You don't understand! It was just a jo--"

"Oh Inu baby!" Lady Miyone wrapped her arms around his neck. Inuyasha sweat dropped.

He sent a pleading look at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru smirked and then turned to look at Lady Miyone.

"Lady Miyone, Inuyasha would like to have the wedding next week," he said. Inuyasha's jaw dropped.

"You do?!"

"I do?!" the two soon-to-be-mates said in unision. Sesshoumaru shrugged. "Didn't you just tell me that before Lady Miyone came in?"

Inuyasha shook his head. "No I didn't!!" he yelled. "Are you saying your brother is deaf, sweety pie?" Lady Miyone asked.

Inuyasha stuck out his tongue. "Yes!" Lady Miyone just squeezed his neck tighter. "You are sooo cute!!"

************************* Kag/San's Apartment

Kagome sweat dropped as Sango was searching through cabinets. "Are you telling me we don't have anything green? You know like salad???"

Recently Sango had been craving for 'certain' foods. "Why green?" Kagome asked. Sango shrugged while digging into a drawer.

"I dunno! Something inside me is saying 'I want green!'" Kagome sighed and helped her look.

"First you were craving for ice cream, next to you were craving for red fruits, and now you're craving your green vegetables! What is up with you and this craving thing??!!"

Sango was holding a sandwhich but dropped it after listening to Kagome. Kagome looked at her curiously.

"Uh, Sango?" Sango had frozen. "K-Kagome! I think I'm.... I think I'm...." Kagome blinked at her.

"You think you're....." she said, motioning her to continue. "OH MY GOD CALL MIROKU!!" Sango suddenly screamed and then she collapsed on the floor.

Kagome screamed. "Sango!!" Kilala ran in and started licking her master's face. Kagome grabbed the phone and dialed Miroku's number.

"MIROKU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!!!" Kagome yelled then she hung up, not waiting for a reply.

********************* Miroku's House

Miroku put down the phone. "My ass? Does she mean the donkey thing or my butt??"

********************* Kag/San's Apartment

Kagome fanned Sango with her hand. "Oh come on Sango!!" Sango's eyelids suddenly snapped open

She got up and ran to her room. Kagome followed and found Sango digging through her 'private' drawer that Kagome wasn't allowed to look in.

"Aha!" Sango said, pulling out a book. Kagome tilted her head to read the cover: Think You're Pregnant? Check the Symptons!

Kagome gasped. "Sango! How long have you had that book!" she yelled. Sango was murmering the words as she read.

"Blah blah blah.... I had it.... blah blah blah.... since me and Miroku..... blah blah blah.... had.... blah bla-- HERE IT IS!"

Sango sat up and read out loud:

One of the many symptons of pregnancy is a constant yerning for certain food items.

Sango screamed and dropped the book. "HOLY CRAP I THINK I'M PREGNANT!"

************************* Inu/Sess's Mansion

Inuyasha's phone rang in his room. Inuyasha pryed Lady Miyone off and ran to his room. He locked the door and picked up the phone.

"Hello whoever this is please save me from this hell!!" Inuyasha babbled into the phone. "Inuyasha it's Miroku. Come with me I think Sango's in trouble!"

"Yeah yeah sure whatever. I'll come!" Inuyasha hung up but then smacked his forehead.

"Damn it Kagome will be there!"

************************* Kag/San's Apartment

"Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...." Kagome said, trying to calm Sango.

"I can't believe this! I'm pregnant!" Kagome sighed. "You don't know that for sure!" Sango grabbed her wrist and took the car keys.

"We're going to the hospital NOW!" Kagome caught the keys as Sango threw them in the air.

"B-but! I called Miroku like you said! He'll be here any minute!" Kagome said. Sango had already closed the door inside the car.

She was glaring at her from the front seat. Kagome sighed again. "Sorry Miroku," she said, jogging towards the car.

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Inuyasha leaped out the window and onto the front lawn. He sniffed the air checking for Lady Miyone.

The scent of strong perfume was coming from his room. 'Ha! She came in once I jumped out!'

Inuyasha used his demon speed and ran to Miroku's house. He found Miroku sitting on the front steps.

Inuyasha stopped and stared at him. "What's wrong? Aren't we gonna visit Sango?" he asked. "Yeah but they're not picking up and I just saw their car heading that way," Miroku said, pointing to the right.

Inuyasha sniffed the air and he could smell car gas, Kagome, and Sango. But another scent puzzled him.

It was very faint and it smelled like a mix of Sango and Miroku. Inuyasha thought for a moment then he grinned.

He turned and grinned at Miroku. Miroku was startled because Inuyasha had a huge care bear grin plastered on his face.

"I-Inuyasha? Something w-wrong?" he stuttered. That grin was really freaking him out. Inuyasha put his arms behind his back and calmly walked back and forth infront of Miroku.

"Oh nothing, nothing. It's just that..... you're gonna be a daddy in about seven to nine months!"

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Yes people! Sango and Miroku are gonna be full blown parents! Read the next chapter to find out if they get a boy or a girl! ^_~

~EnchantedMiko