*Question & Answer Column*
MyMan: Who is Ayame?
EM: (I want everyone to read this cuz alot of people don't know who she is) Ayame was Kouga's original fiancee' in the series. But Kouga found Kagome so he didn't marry Ayame.
Well that's the only question I found...
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My Man - Is it a Boy or a Girl?
(Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not mine)
Kagome and Sango ran up to the receptionist's desk. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I THINK I'M PREGNANT!!!!" Sango screamed.
The receptionist leaned forward and whispered,"Everyone does." Sango growled. She reached over and grabbed the receptionist by her collar.
"Listen lady! I checked the symptons and I am almost positive I'm pregnant! There could be a little boy or girl inside my belly *points to belly* and you aren't doing anything about it!!!"
The receptionist pointed shakily down a hallway. "Room 601," she mumbled. Sango let go of her death grip and pulled Kagome with her down the hall.
She swung open the door to Room 601. Three pregnant women sat in the waiting room. Sango marched up to the counter.
A second receptionist handed her a clip board. "Please fill out this form," she said. Sango groaned and sat down on a chair.
She said the questions out loud as she filled out the form. "...have you had your period? .... yes... have you had any sexual contact with a member of the opposite sex?.... yes...."
"Sango!" Kagome hissed. "You don't need to say it so loud!" Sango blinked. "Oh sorry," she mumbled.
After about twenty minutes Sango turned in the form. The two girls sunk into two of the comfortable chairs.
*********************** Outside Hospital
Inuyasha and Miroku jogged inside the hospital lobby. "Inu... are you... sure... she's pregnant?" Miroku panted.
Inuyasha sniffed around. "Yeah i'm sure," he said. He went up to the receptionist. He was about to say something when he heard Miroku squeak behind him.
"You," the receptionist said darkly. "I remember you." Miroku gulped. "Ah.. hahaha! Yeah um... nice to see you again... haha--AHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
The receptionist lunged at Miroku. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and sniffed the air again. He caught Kagome's scent and went down the hall, ignoring Miroku's cries for help.
Inuyasha kept sniffing until he stopped infront of Room 601. He shoved the door open and found Kagome and Sango reading magazines.
"What are you doing here???!!!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha went up to Sango who was standing up.
He put his hands around her waist and stuck his head in her chest. Kagome gasped and her eyes watered.
Sango had on a look of utter disgust. "You know i'm married right?" she asked nervously.
Inuyasha ignored her. Kagome went full out crying. "Inuyasha!" Inuyasha heard sobbing and he blinked up at Kagome who had her face in her hands.
'Why is she crying?' Inuyasha asked himself. Then he felt a stinging feeling on is cheek. He put his hand to his cheek and realized Sango had just slapped him.
"I knew you were a jerk but I didn't know you'd sink so low as to do this!" Sango said, hugging Kagome.
Then Inuyasha finally understood (dumb ass). "No no! That's not what I was doing!!"
"Yeah right!" Kagome sobbed. "Listen to me! I was just snif--"
"I DON'T WANT HEAR IT!!" Kagome screamed, running out of the waiting room. "Kagome wait!!" Inuyasha called out.
"You asshole!" Sango yelled, slapping him again.
******************** Hallway
Kagome tore down the hall but crashed into a solid chest. Arms wrapped tightly around her. "Shh it's okay," Miroku whispered.
Times like this made Kagome explode with joy to have Miroku has one of her best friends. "Miroku!" she sobbed.
"Inu--Inuyasha! He--he--" Miroku stroked the back of her head. "What did he do, Kagome?"
Kagome hiccuped. "He put his arms around Sango-- her waist-- and he--he--"
Kagome just sobbed harder. Miroku's eyes widened. He couldn't believe his best friend. First he hurts Kagome (emotionally) and now he was trying to steal his woman! They were married too!
Miroku squeezed Kagome tighter. "MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha had just come out into the hallway.
Kagome tightened her hold on Miroku's clothes. "Inuyasha," he said firmly. "I don't think you should see Kagome anymore and I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Inuyasha's jaw dropped. "Wha-- no you guys aren't listening to me!! I was just che--"
"HENTAII!!"
*slap*
"JERK!!"
*punch*
"ASSHOLE!!"
*hit*
"FUCKER!!!"
*slap, punch, and hit*
Inuyasha fell to the floor swirly eyed, a huffing Sango behind him.
********************** Doctor's Room
Kagome and Miroku sat on two chairs with Sango. Well Sango sat on the bed. Miroku had an arm around Kagome as she had fallen asleep against him from all her tears.
Sango felt so bad for her friend. "Inuyasha was such a jerk," she said. Miroku nodded. "I can't believe he did that."
But deep in their minds they both wondered,'What was he gonna say?'
The doctor walked in and nearly gave Sango a heart attack. "DR. NARAKU??!!!"
Her old high school (not to mention gay) doctor beamed at her. "Pregnant, ey?" he said.
Sango blushed. "Well I *think* I am." Dr. Naraku turned to see Kagome and Miroku. He smiled at Miroku.
Two familar faces walked into the room. Miroku's eyes widened as he blushed and turned his gaze to Kagome's head.
Feet away from him stood Kagura, his ex girlfriend. Next to her was her little sister, Kanna.
Sango shuddered. Kanna gave her the creeps. "I'm gonna need to see how much you weigh," Dr. Naraku said.
Sango nodded and followed the little family out the door. Miroku smiled and lightly shook Kagome.
When Kagome didn't move, Miroku pulled out his cell phone from his pocket. He dialed Sesshoumaru.
*********************** Inu/Sess's Mansion
Sesshoumaru walked up to his room after hearing the phone ring.
"What?"
"Sesshoumaru, it's me Miroku. We're here at the hospital. Sango's checking for pregnancy signs."
"So?"
"Inuyasha made us all upset and Kagome cried herself to sleep. You think you can pick--"
*click*
*********************** Doctor's Room
Miroku stared at his cell phone. "He just hung up," Miroku mumbled. "Why did you call him?" a small voice asked.
Miroku was startled to hear Kagome. He looked down to see Kagome's brown orbs staring into his blue ones.
"I thought you should go home," Miroku said. "He'll hurt Inuyasha. I don't want anymore people to get hurt," Kagome said sadly.
"Even after what Inuyasha did?" Miroku asked. Kagome nodded. The object of the conversation came flying into the room and against the wall.
Sesshoumaru stood in the doorway with glowing red eyes. He calmed down when he saw Kagome.
He growled when Miroku had his arm around her. Miroku smiled and hastily removed his arm. Kagome stood up and went to Sesshoumaru.
He wrapped her up in his arms protectively. "Sesshou," she mumured. Sesshoumaru looked down.
"I don't want you to hurt Inuyasha anymore," she said. She sighed and closed her eyes, resting her head on his chest.
Sesshoumaru looked puzzled from the request. But he complied. He set one last glare at Inuyasha then scooped Kagome up in his arms and walked out the door.
*********************** One Hour Later
Miroku had fallen asleep when Sango came in smiling like an idiot. She shook Miroku awake.
"Wha--huh? What is it??" Miroku asked drowsily. Sango wrapped her arms around him and kissed him full on the lips.
"IT'S A BOY!!"
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Inuyasha is so misunderstood in this chapter... well he's usually misunderstood in *all* the chapters. ^^;; Please review, kay? AND NO EVIL REVIEWS!!
MyMan: Who is Ayame?
EM: (I want everyone to read this cuz alot of people don't know who she is) Ayame was Kouga's original fiancee' in the series. But Kouga found Kagome so he didn't marry Ayame.
Well that's the only question I found...
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My Man - Is it a Boy or a Girl?
(Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not mine)
Kagome and Sango ran up to the receptionist's desk. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I THINK I'M PREGNANT!!!!" Sango screamed.
The receptionist leaned forward and whispered,"Everyone does." Sango growled. She reached over and grabbed the receptionist by her collar.
"Listen lady! I checked the symptons and I am almost positive I'm pregnant! There could be a little boy or girl inside my belly *points to belly* and you aren't doing anything about it!!!"
The receptionist pointed shakily down a hallway. "Room 601," she mumbled. Sango let go of her death grip and pulled Kagome with her down the hall.
She swung open the door to Room 601. Three pregnant women sat in the waiting room. Sango marched up to the counter.
A second receptionist handed her a clip board. "Please fill out this form," she said. Sango groaned and sat down on a chair.
She said the questions out loud as she filled out the form. "...have you had your period? .... yes... have you had any sexual contact with a member of the opposite sex?.... yes...."
"Sango!" Kagome hissed. "You don't need to say it so loud!" Sango blinked. "Oh sorry," she mumbled.
After about twenty minutes Sango turned in the form. The two girls sunk into two of the comfortable chairs.
*********************** Outside Hospital
Inuyasha and Miroku jogged inside the hospital lobby. "Inu... are you... sure... she's pregnant?" Miroku panted.
Inuyasha sniffed around. "Yeah i'm sure," he said. He went up to the receptionist. He was about to say something when he heard Miroku squeak behind him.
"You," the receptionist said darkly. "I remember you." Miroku gulped. "Ah.. hahaha! Yeah um... nice to see you again... haha--AHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
The receptionist lunged at Miroku. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and sniffed the air again. He caught Kagome's scent and went down the hall, ignoring Miroku's cries for help.
Inuyasha kept sniffing until he stopped infront of Room 601. He shoved the door open and found Kagome and Sango reading magazines.
"What are you doing here???!!!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha went up to Sango who was standing up.
He put his hands around her waist and stuck his head in her chest. Kagome gasped and her eyes watered.
Sango had on a look of utter disgust. "You know i'm married right?" she asked nervously.
Inuyasha ignored her. Kagome went full out crying. "Inuyasha!" Inuyasha heard sobbing and he blinked up at Kagome who had her face in her hands.
'Why is she crying?' Inuyasha asked himself. Then he felt a stinging feeling on is cheek. He put his hand to his cheek and realized Sango had just slapped him.
"I knew you were a jerk but I didn't know you'd sink so low as to do this!" Sango said, hugging Kagome.
Then Inuyasha finally understood (dumb ass). "No no! That's not what I was doing!!"
"Yeah right!" Kagome sobbed. "Listen to me! I was just snif--"
"I DON'T WANT HEAR IT!!" Kagome screamed, running out of the waiting room. "Kagome wait!!" Inuyasha called out.
"You asshole!" Sango yelled, slapping him again.
******************** Hallway
Kagome tore down the hall but crashed into a solid chest. Arms wrapped tightly around her. "Shh it's okay," Miroku whispered.
Times like this made Kagome explode with joy to have Miroku has one of her best friends. "Miroku!" she sobbed.
"Inu--Inuyasha! He--he--" Miroku stroked the back of her head. "What did he do, Kagome?"
Kagome hiccuped. "He put his arms around Sango-- her waist-- and he--he--"
Kagome just sobbed harder. Miroku's eyes widened. He couldn't believe his best friend. First he hurts Kagome (emotionally) and now he was trying to steal his woman! They were married too!
Miroku squeezed Kagome tighter. "MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha had just come out into the hallway.
Kagome tightened her hold on Miroku's clothes. "Inuyasha," he said firmly. "I don't think you should see Kagome anymore and I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Inuyasha's jaw dropped. "Wha-- no you guys aren't listening to me!! I was just che--"
"HENTAII!!"
*slap*
"JERK!!"
*punch*
"ASSHOLE!!"
*hit*
"FUCKER!!!"
*slap, punch, and hit*
Inuyasha fell to the floor swirly eyed, a huffing Sango behind him.
********************** Doctor's Room
Kagome and Miroku sat on two chairs with Sango. Well Sango sat on the bed. Miroku had an arm around Kagome as she had fallen asleep against him from all her tears.
Sango felt so bad for her friend. "Inuyasha was such a jerk," she said. Miroku nodded. "I can't believe he did that."
But deep in their minds they both wondered,'What was he gonna say?'
The doctor walked in and nearly gave Sango a heart attack. "DR. NARAKU??!!!"
Her old high school (not to mention gay) doctor beamed at her. "Pregnant, ey?" he said.
Sango blushed. "Well I *think* I am." Dr. Naraku turned to see Kagome and Miroku. He smiled at Miroku.
Two familar faces walked into the room. Miroku's eyes widened as he blushed and turned his gaze to Kagome's head.
Feet away from him stood Kagura, his ex girlfriend. Next to her was her little sister, Kanna.
Sango shuddered. Kanna gave her the creeps. "I'm gonna need to see how much you weigh," Dr. Naraku said.
Sango nodded and followed the little family out the door. Miroku smiled and lightly shook Kagome.
When Kagome didn't move, Miroku pulled out his cell phone from his pocket. He dialed Sesshoumaru.
*********************** Inu/Sess's Mansion
Sesshoumaru walked up to his room after hearing the phone ring.
"What?"
"Sesshoumaru, it's me Miroku. We're here at the hospital. Sango's checking for pregnancy signs."
"So?"
"Inuyasha made us all upset and Kagome cried herself to sleep. You think you can pick--"
*click*
*********************** Doctor's Room
Miroku stared at his cell phone. "He just hung up," Miroku mumbled. "Why did you call him?" a small voice asked.
Miroku was startled to hear Kagome. He looked down to see Kagome's brown orbs staring into his blue ones.
"I thought you should go home," Miroku said. "He'll hurt Inuyasha. I don't want anymore people to get hurt," Kagome said sadly.
"Even after what Inuyasha did?" Miroku asked. Kagome nodded. The object of the conversation came flying into the room and against the wall.
Sesshoumaru stood in the doorway with glowing red eyes. He calmed down when he saw Kagome.
He growled when Miroku had his arm around her. Miroku smiled and hastily removed his arm. Kagome stood up and went to Sesshoumaru.
He wrapped her up in his arms protectively. "Sesshou," she mumured. Sesshoumaru looked down.
"I don't want you to hurt Inuyasha anymore," she said. She sighed and closed her eyes, resting her head on his chest.
Sesshoumaru looked puzzled from the request. But he complied. He set one last glare at Inuyasha then scooped Kagome up in his arms and walked out the door.
*********************** One Hour Later
Miroku had fallen asleep when Sango came in smiling like an idiot. She shook Miroku awake.
"Wha--huh? What is it??" Miroku asked drowsily. Sango wrapped her arms around him and kissed him full on the lips.
"IT'S A BOY!!"
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Inuyasha is so misunderstood in this chapter... well he's usually misunderstood in *all* the chapters. ^^;; Please review, kay? AND NO EVIL REVIEWS!!
