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People, if you don't like the idea of sess/kik then just deal. Don't leave whiny reviews cuz I hate it when people act like three year olds over such a stupid little thing. And I ESPECIALLY don't like it when people (reviewers) say they'll stop reading my story if I do this or that... I've gotten reviews like that more than once and I'm just sick of it. If don't you like the stories I or other people write you honestly don't need to tell the authors. (BTW: bLoOdiE HeLL, this isn't your fault ^_~)

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My Man - Wasabi is Good for the Soul

(Disclaimer: Inuyasha isn't mine)

Kagome and Miroku sat next to a cranky Sango. Both tried their best to calm her down.

"DAMN IT THIS KID KICKED ME ANOTHER FUCKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kagome and Miroku winced. "Um, Miroku? Why don't you go cook something from the fridge ^^;;" Kagome suggested.

Miroku nodded and left the room. Sango was practically steaming. "Sango, please calm down," Kagome pleaded. "There really is no reason to be so friggin cranky!"

Sango took a few deep breaths and looked Kagome in the eye. "Okay you're right.. I'll just calm myself...."

She breathed a couple more times while Kagome nodded. "Then when you're alright we'll go eat whatever Miroku cooked for us, 'kay?" Kagome said with a smile.

Sango smiled back. "Okay." The two sat down talking about topics other then pregnancy while they waited for Miroku to finish up in the kitchen.

After twenty minutes or so Miroku yelled,"DINNER'S READY!!!!!!" The two girls walked inside the kitchen.

"What's for---" Kagome looked at the dining table. There on a tiny little plate was a grey blob.

The two girls blinked. "Um....." Kagome began. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!" Sango finished.

Miroku sweat dropped. "It's wasabi of course! I heard wasabi is good for the soul!" Kagome made a look of disgust as Sango gingerly poked the grey goop.

"Ew it's all bouncy and mushy," Sango said, wrinkling her nose. "Miroku, where'd you find this?" Kagome asked.

"The saying or the wasabi?" Kagome frowned. "The wasabi," she said, annoyed. Miroku smiled. "Well you told me to cook whatever was in the fridge. So I cooked that," he explained, pointing to the blob Sango was currently poking again.

Kagome blinked and thought. "I don't remember ever buying wasabi," she said. Then a little memory flash clicked in her mind.

"Oh yeah!!" Kagome said loudly. Sango looked up. "What?" she asked, pausing in her poking tirade.

"Rin gave wasabi to me when I forgot to bring my lunch at work! That was three years ago! I saved it!"

Sango's eyes widened as Miroku's jaw dropped. "So Miroku just made spoiled salami?" Sango asked.

T_T was Kagome's response. "Uh, that's 'wasabi'," Miroku corrected, while trying to get out of the kitchen as fast as he could.

Kagome grabbed his shirt collar before he could escape. "ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHIN?!?!?!" Kagome screamed.

"YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN WASABI IS SPOILED OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AN AWFUL CHEF!!!" Miroku had managed to escape Kagome's grasp and cower under the dining table.

Sango just stared at Kagome then back to the spoiled wasabi. "Just throw that crap away," Kagome muttered.

A laundry clip had magically appeared on Sango's nose as she picked up the plate with plastic gloves.

She ran to the trash can and dumped it in. After a couple seconds of silence Kagome finally yelled:

"THAT WAS MY BEST PLATE YOU JUST THREW AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

******************* Inu/Sess's Mansion

Inuyasha's legs had been cured and he had been practicing a speech to Kagome. As he passed by Sesshoumaru's room he caught a scent he hadn't smelled since a very long time.

Inuyasha stopped walking and sniffed the air some more. 'No...' he thought has he turned the doorknob.

'It can't be...' Inuyasha opened the door and peered inside. There on the bed he found

"WHAT THE FUCK???????!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

******************** Rin's Cafe

Rin looked up from the cash register after hearing a small scream coming from Sesshoumaru's place.

"Shippo did you hear something?" she called. She jumped when she found Shippo was right next to her.

He was looked around the cafe. "Yep," he mumbled.

****************** Inu/Sess's Mansion

Sesshoumaru came out of the hot springs wearing his bath robe. As he walked towards the guest room he heard a loud scream that sounded a lot like Inuyasha.

He was at his bedroom in less than a second. Inuyasha was standing in his bedroom doorway with a look of utter shock on his face and his jaw was practically hitting the floor.

Sesshoumaru rubbed his forehead and sighed. Inuyasha slowly turned and stared at Sesshoumaru.

"WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled.

Kikyo was out like a rock on Sesshoumaru's bed. Sesshoumaru had slept in the guest room. Inuyasha glared at Sesshoumaru for an answer.

"I found her last night," Sesshoumaru said simply. Inuyasha still looked mad. "AND YOU BROUGHT HER HOME WITH YOU???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sesshoumaru was starting to get pissed. "Would you please stop shouting?" he asked as calmly as possible.

"YOU EXPECT ME TO WHISPER AFTER FINDING MY EX GIRLFRIEND IN MY OLDER BROTHER'S ROOM?????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sesshoumaru sent the freakiest stare at Inuyasha in all of man kind that was chilly enough to shut him up.

Inuyasha muttered a few choice words before storming off to practice his lines to Kagome.

******************* Kag/San/Mir's Apartment

Kagome had ordered pizza for dinner after getting her plate washed. Miroku and Sango sat as far from Kagome as humanly possible.

Neither of them wanted to inflict her wrath again. Kagome calmly ate her pizza as Miroku and Sango watched her cautiously in case of what Miroku had dubbed a 'suprise attack.'

Once in a while Kagome would mumble something like,"Wasabi is good for the soul my ass...." and she would occasionally shoot death glares at Miroku.

"Have you ever tried fresh wasabi?" Miroku asked with a cheesy smile. Sango smacked her forehead as a slice of pepperoni pizza was hurled at Miroku's face.

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Odd chapter I know. Thank you Cute White Neko for the wasabi idea. And no offense to those out there who like wasabi.. just remember it was SPOILED wasabi that was cooked. ^^;;

Well I hope you found this chapter ::ahem:: interesting. Next chap will be more about Kikyo and the two brothers.

Please review this chapter and no flames please! ^___^

~EnchantedMiko