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Chapter one: Sesshoumaru? Two personalities?!

Disclaimer:

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I don't own inuyasha, So please don't sue. If you do, we will beat the hell out of you!

LOL

AA: let us all pray to our role model, The Fluffy Mag! Oh yeah! I will write in script format and story format by my mood!

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the camera zooms in on Sesshoumaru and Rin dancing in the plains.

Sesshoumaru is wearing very colorful clothing and singing with joy.

Mike and AA that are watching this from their little office are shocked at this moment.

The micro robots with cameras focus on this because of the remote that is controlling them.

Sesshoumaru is now singing "Mary had a little lamb" to the flowers, which makes no sense at all.

Rin is of course wiping out all flower races because of her "Obsession" to flowers.

Sesshoumaru is now playing with dolls that they brought along.

Jaken is at view now because all this time he had been carrying all of Rin's vases.

Mike and AA sweat dropped.

The screen blacks out as fluffy and Rin leave.

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from the little office:

Mike: glad that Rin is having a nice time "torturing" all flowers on this planet. -_-;

AA: I wonder how many vases she has. -_-

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the camera focuses again on Sesshoumaru at his castle.

Sesshoumaru has his cold emotionless stare again which brings relieve to mike and AA.

"Computer, tell me my records." He said with an evil grin.

Computer: you are currently banned from the following countries, states, continents, seas, and etc.

north America: for blowing up The Statue of Liberty and The White House. china: for robbing 10,000 billion dollars and is now wanted by the Chinese government, but who ever catches you has nothing because they are now out of money. Europe: blowing up all the pyramids because you think yugioh sucks. Antarctica: wiping half of the continent with your flamethrower. south America: killing their soccer team and making them lose the world cup. Australia: kidnapping all kangaroos and eucalyptus trees. Pacific ocean: poisoning their waters and almost assassinating their King of The Pacific Ocean, Fishy.

(AA: is this funny?) you started World War 2 and 1.

Etc.

Fluffy: I didn't do anything to Africa yet?

The screen blacks out as mike and AA watches in horror.

Mike: I thought computers weren't invented yet at his house.

AA: wiping out half of Antarctica?! What happened to "Mary had a little lamb"?!

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What we have learned from this is experience is that this person is two or three personalities.

We are currently telling you this at our own risk! We are currently having scientists and psychologists discussing this matter.

Some of us say that he is like Suikotsu and some of us say that he is bored.

I'm also bored so I cannot be angry with him for this for I, sometimes do this too.

*readers back away from their computers in horror*

WARNING: do not make contact with this person, for he is extremely dangerous! If you do after we give you this warning, then we don't care because you're doing this at your own risk!

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back to reality. do you like it? Please tell me! If you think I'm a bit harsh on the comments or the record thing, please do not sue! I do find this a little bit funny but as I was writing, I forgot some things to put in here.