Chapter 2: Jaken's diary.

AA: before we start, we have to tell you something.

Mike: were really the director and the co-host of inuyasha the show.

AA: that's how we got you all the news. well, READ ABOUT US IN "BEHIND THE SCENES OF INUYASHA"!

(AA: also a story by me!)

Mike: on with the scoop.

AA: by the way this is just Jaken's diary so maybe it's not really a scoop.

~Flashback~

Mike and AA were walking down the hall until they noticed Jaken walking out of his room.

AA: I guess we can read Jaken's diary to the fans too.

Mike: aren't you reading it to the cast on Saturday?

AA: fans first!

They walked over to Jaken's room that is full of locks.

AA: being the director ,don't they think that I have a key that opens every lock! *triumphant smile*

They walked in and took Jaken's diary.

~Flash ended~

~what it says in there~

Day 1

I got kicked by sexy today. It felt good.

(AA and Mike: whoa! Sesshy changes into sexy?! AA: probably because he has no lips. Mike: more like a beak. LOL!)

Day 2

I noticed Rin starting to follow me everywhere. I feel like I'm being spied. Not like this happens everyday because of all the fans I have.

(AA: doesn't he mean rabid haters? Mike: he lies because of low self- esteem.)

Day 2 entry 2.

AA and mike yelled at me today. I don't know why. but I sure hate their freaking human guts!!!!

(AA: yell at him again? Mike: yea. and doesn't he mean saiyan for me? AA: I'm going to kick him today.)

Day 3

I wanted to use some make-up to look prettier. next thing I knew, I got slashed by sexy 170 times by the tenseiga. and my life flashed before my eyes 170 times.

(AA: he can never ever look pretty. Mike: make-up is wasted on him.)

~what flashed before Jaken's eyes~

he sees himself being the toad king.

he sees himself being fluffy's servant.

then sees him getting tortured by the entire cast.

~end of the little flashback~

(AA: little flashback for a little toad. Mike: pity.)

Day 4

At Fan Hour, my fans gave me such a warm welcome.

(AA: LOL warm welcome. Mike: he was being burned alive in a portable fire! LOL! AA: pity is right. Mike: really low self-esteem.)

(A/N: of course read behind the scenes to find out what had happened!)

Day 4 #2

Some people think I'm prettier than sexy.

(AA: lies are what people use to hide away from the truth. Mike: words of wisdom from a crazed director.)

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LOL liked it???? Love it? I was going to have Jaken confess to Kaede making nation wide news. but this is much more easier. I got the idea of this story from Behind the scenes. having stories link together!

Mike: let's just hope Jaken won't sue.

AA:

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Let's just hope Jaken won't sue.