SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!! I was lets say RELAXING after school when I come home. -_- I use the computer everyday but I just don't have enough time to write. ~~~

Shikon magazine 3: suspicions of Kikyo dying on one of her PMS days. and having 2 personalities.

Cameras focus on mike and AA.

Mike: there are a lot of people in the cast with two personalities.

AA: but we are only picking the ones that prove to be the most interesting at this moment. ^-^

Mike: so this chapter is about Kikyo when she's in her clay form and in her ghost form.

AA: she use to be just a ghost floating around the set before we did the clay thing, but after she's in her clay form, she started getting bitchy. -_- So I took my hand-made remote to change her back into the "ghost" that she is sometimes.

*Mike looks at her*

AA: fine. A lot.

Mike: *continues* her personality when she is in clay form is bitchy. when she is in her ghost form she is dense like Hojo. (AA: they'll make a great couple.)

Example: *mike switches his voice* Kikyo in clay form- "get away from me bitch! Can't you see I'm drinking coffee?!" (AA: way too much caffeine.)

AA: *starts getting really mad* LET ME AT HER! NO ONE CALLS ME A BITCH!

Mike: it's an example. -_-

AA: *straightens up her cloths* right.

The robots in the room look at her as if she was insane.

AA: what the heck are you looking at and when did you have emotional sensors?!

Mike: technology is advancing again. *looks at one of the robots* hey that's my miniature robot puppy! When did it get here?

AA: do I look like a know-it-all to you?

Mike: *mumbles* more like a bitch-at-all. -_-

AA: *eye twitches then smiles again* don't you mean Kikyo, mike?

Mike: o.O um yea. *starts getting scared even though he is a saiyan*

(AA: I'm not really like that. just adding some fun to this chapter!)

AA: OMG we wasted so much room arguing!!!!!!!!!

Mike: well let's start. today we are going to talk about Kikyo's dense version ^-^ *smiles professionally* or let's say her ghost form.

~a lot of flashies~

flashies number 1!

*Fluffy sighs and brushes his teeth and looks at the mirror and sees a transparent Kikyo floating next to him.*

(AA: Kikyo is now drifting and transparent because AA is messing with her remote a lot)

*Fluffy spits out his toothpaste*

Fluffy: WTF?! Kikyo this is my personal bathroom! Get out!!!!

Kikyo: huh it is? I was walking down the hall when I ACCIDENTLY tripped through the wall. I swear something is wrong with my body.*smiles* ^-^

Fluffy: (she's so dense. anyone would notice that they're drifting like a ghost by now. no wonder AA picked her for the roll of the very bitchy girl that likes inuyasha and then gets betrayed by a inuyasha-look-a-like. -_-;)

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Flashies number 2-

Kikyo is suppose to do the hugging scene with inuyasha but she runs right through him.

Kikyo: eh? *hugs him but fails*

150 times later.

Mike: *wakes up* were still rolling? Cut! Have AA stop doing that too! Were filming right now!

(AA: never did know she started changing her personality until 2 weeks later. Mike: Side effects.)

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flashies numba 3!-

all the weird people are at the table where they eat.

Jaken: does anyone know whom cooking today?

mukotsu: I think it's a new chef *stares at plate* or Naraku. -_-

*they all stare at the food and it's all wiggling and stuff*

mukotsu: I'm not a big fanatic on wiggling stuff. *pushes his plate away*

Jaken: ditto.

mukotsu: I wonder where Kikyo is?

Kikyo comes out of no where and starts eating her food.

Kikyo: *doesn't notice the plate with the wiggling food* hmmm good. it tastes kind of weird though. kind of alive and filled with juices. crunchy too. hmm? Is that mud? Oh well. (AA: think of bugs and the old movie lion king.)

The others run to the bathroom to throw up.

(AA: that was irritating. Mike: I know Naraku likes to cook EXOTIC foods, but who knew he's interested in bugs? AA: remember he's a spider? Mike: right!)

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that's how each story should be. intro and flash backs unless there are special occasions. also I want to tell you guys something so you guys won't get confused. when the cast reads the magazine or the video, me and mike's voices will be switched to something else to hide our secret identities!