Yokomon52: Alright, I'm bored and sugarhigh due to all the animal crackers that the teachers fed us today and yesterday due to the TAKS test. So, I'm going to write a humor fic!
Ryou: T T Yay...
Seto: I'm gonna murder her teachers for doing this to her...
Yokomon52: * Petting her pet flame-thrower, Morty.* My prreeesssiioouuuussss...
Bakura: Even I'm not that crazy!
Joey: Right...yokomon52 might be crazy, but she's not crazy enough to even dream about owning Yu-Gi-Oh!
Just what I need...
Ryou walked home from school slowly. It was nearly 4:00, and his Yami would be really mad about Ryou being late for his set curfew of 3:15, which would definitely result in something painful.
When Ryou reached his home, he sighed and then opened the door. Bakura immediately materialized out of the Ring.
"Where have you been?" he snarled.
"I -I-I-I was a-at school!" Ryou squeaked pitifully.
"And you were late because...?" Bakura questioned in a dangerously calm voice.
"I-I-I-I had a detention b-b-because I fell asleep in class..." Ryou told him, looking down at the floor.
"Oh, is that so? Well you pathetic little worm, that is your problem." Bakura responded, grabbing little Ryou by the collar, and lifted him a foot off the ground.
"Don't you lay a finger on him!" A powerful voice commanded.
Both Ryou and Bakura looked up and saw Shaadi standing two feet away from them. He looked at Bakura, signaling for him to drop Ryou. Bakura did just that, causing Ryou to fall on his bony little butt.
While Ryou was rubbing his sore spot, Shaadi was talking to Bakura.
"If you cannot take care of your Hikari, than I will banish you into the Millennium Ring forevermore." Shaadi told him, his pupil-less orbs staring straight into Bakura's of narrow chocolate brown.
"And what if I don't treat the runt right?" Bakura said with his evil smirk.
"You will. A spell will be cast over the Young One, and if you are threatening to him in the least while he is in this state, than I promise it is back to the Shadow Realm for you." Shaadi informed him in an emotionless voice[A/N: his voice creeps me out!]
"Oh really? What kind of spell?"
"A spell that will put Ryou in a state of utmost innocence."
"Is that so. Well, due to my many years of experience, I can break nearly any spell."
"If you even try to break the spell, you will go back into the Ring nonetheless."
While the conversation was going on, Ryou sat up on his knees staring at them. Shaadi turned to Ryou.
"Do you understand?" Shaadi asked him. "And most importantly, are you willing to go through with it?"
"Yes, I-I think so." Ryou answered shakily.
"All right then." Shaadi responded. Then he muttered something that neither Ryou or Bakura could understand. Whatever it was, it caused a bright flash of light.
Bakura gasped at what he saw.. "Ryou? Is that you?"
Yokomon52: It's a cliff-hanger! I can be so mean!
Ryou: That's for sure, especially with what you did to me! I'm a- * yokomon52 slaps a hand over his mouth*
Yokomon52: Don't spoil it! Anyway, if I get at least 1 review(more are appreciated!), chapter 2 will come!
Bakura: And read Incredible Loneliness. She got no reviews on the last chapter and is really pissed.
Yokomon52: Exactly. It really all depends on what time of day you post something. R&R PLEASE!!!
Ryou: T T Yay...
Seto: I'm gonna murder her teachers for doing this to her...
Yokomon52: * Petting her pet flame-thrower, Morty.* My prreeesssiioouuuussss...
Bakura: Even I'm not that crazy!
Joey: Right...yokomon52 might be crazy, but she's not crazy enough to even dream about owning Yu-Gi-Oh!
Just what I need...
Ryou walked home from school slowly. It was nearly 4:00, and his Yami would be really mad about Ryou being late for his set curfew of 3:15, which would definitely result in something painful.
When Ryou reached his home, he sighed and then opened the door. Bakura immediately materialized out of the Ring.
"Where have you been?" he snarled.
"I -I-I-I was a-at school!" Ryou squeaked pitifully.
"And you were late because...?" Bakura questioned in a dangerously calm voice.
"I-I-I-I had a detention b-b-because I fell asleep in class..." Ryou told him, looking down at the floor.
"Oh, is that so? Well you pathetic little worm, that is your problem." Bakura responded, grabbing little Ryou by the collar, and lifted him a foot off the ground.
"Don't you lay a finger on him!" A powerful voice commanded.
Both Ryou and Bakura looked up and saw Shaadi standing two feet away from them. He looked at Bakura, signaling for him to drop Ryou. Bakura did just that, causing Ryou to fall on his bony little butt.
While Ryou was rubbing his sore spot, Shaadi was talking to Bakura.
"If you cannot take care of your Hikari, than I will banish you into the Millennium Ring forevermore." Shaadi told him, his pupil-less orbs staring straight into Bakura's of narrow chocolate brown.
"And what if I don't treat the runt right?" Bakura said with his evil smirk.
"You will. A spell will be cast over the Young One, and if you are threatening to him in the least while he is in this state, than I promise it is back to the Shadow Realm for you." Shaadi informed him in an emotionless voice[A/N: his voice creeps me out!]
"Oh really? What kind of spell?"
"A spell that will put Ryou in a state of utmost innocence."
"Is that so. Well, due to my many years of experience, I can break nearly any spell."
"If you even try to break the spell, you will go back into the Ring nonetheless."
While the conversation was going on, Ryou sat up on his knees staring at them. Shaadi turned to Ryou.
"Do you understand?" Shaadi asked him. "And most importantly, are you willing to go through with it?"
"Yes, I-I think so." Ryou answered shakily.
"All right then." Shaadi responded. Then he muttered something that neither Ryou or Bakura could understand. Whatever it was, it caused a bright flash of light.
Bakura gasped at what he saw.. "Ryou? Is that you?"
Yokomon52: It's a cliff-hanger! I can be so mean!
Ryou: That's for sure, especially with what you did to me! I'm a- * yokomon52 slaps a hand over his mouth*
Yokomon52: Don't spoil it! Anyway, if I get at least 1 review(more are appreciated!), chapter 2 will come!
Bakura: And read Incredible Loneliness. She got no reviews on the last chapter and is really pissed.
Yokomon52: Exactly. It really all depends on what time of day you post something. R&R PLEASE!!!
