Yokomon52: Hello, and welcome to ch3 of Just What I Need! I think this chapter will be the weirdest, and probably longest, because I am currently extremely sugarhigh today.
Ryou: *sighs* Yeah, her PEAK teacher gave all the students about 5lbs of candy, not to mention the pickle juice from last night at the talent show.
Bakura: She had the 'honor' of being the Almighty Pickle Person. After they ran out of pickles, they sold the juice and she had a round. Be prepared. This chapter is gonna get gross...
Shaadi: Yokomon52 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!...or a brain...
Just What I Need!: Bakura the Pervert
By the time Ryou had fallen down and started crying and Bakura had started to carry Ryou on his hip up nearly 2 flights of stairs, Bakura noticed that Ryou wasn't his normal giggly self.
That and the fact that he was a little wet where he had Ryou on him. Of course, it was a hot day, so he thought it was just sweat.
Although when he got up to the attic and set chibi Ryou down, he soon found out otherwise.
"Aw, Ryou, why'd you have to do that to me?" Bakura exclaimed as he saw the large wet spot that Ryou had made on him. Ryou didn't respond, he just looked at Bakura pathetically.
Grumbling to himself about how much he hated chibis, Bakura grabbed a white cloth to use as a makeshift diaper until they could find something better.
On the way back down the stairs, chibi Ryou began to complain, probably from discomfort. Bakura couldn't blame him, either.
When they got up to Ryou's bathroom and by the time that: Bakura set Ryou down, prepared a bath of cool water (after Bakura had a fight with the taps), and got undressed, Ryou was acting really cranky.
"Oh, come on. Don't be such a fart, Ryou." Bakura told the chibi, who was now pouting about something else, even though they were now in the comfort of cool water in the bathtub.
After Bakura managed to get Ryou bathed, diapered, and dressed, he found an old crib from the attic. Even though Ryou was acting really grumpy, he just wouldn't go to sleep.
*~*~*~*Morning*~*~*~*
The next morning, Bakura woke up to 2 things: Ryou whining and the doorbell ringing. He picked Ryou up out of his crib(A/N: Not that kind of crib, Boo.) and went down to answer the door.
"What?!" He snarled as he yanked open the door with one hand, while at the same time, using the other to hold a very grumpy chibi Ryou up against him.
The opened door revealed a very nervous looking Yugi.
"Um, hi there, Bakura. Is Ryou home? I need to talk to him." Yugi managed to say.
Bakura's face split into a very creepy looking grin that was purposely meant to scare Yugi. Bakura cheered on the inside when he saw Yugi recoil.
"Well, Of Course Ryou is at home!" Bakura said in his most Anzu-like voice, then changed to his most bored-sounding. "Here, take him." And with that, he shoved chibi Ryou into Yugi's arms.
Yugi looked down at the chibi in his arms, who was still whining. "B-bu-b-but this isn't Ryou, Bakura." Yugi stuttered.
"Sure it's Ryou, Yugi." Bakura's voice turned flat. "Ask your friend Shaadi if you're confused"
"What?"
"He turned Ryou into a chibi, and he won't get turned back until I learn responsibility."
"So, do you need any help?" Yugi asked cautiously.
Bakura gained an evil glint in his eye. "Well, actually, I need you to go to the store and get a few things..." He said to Yugi.
He was about to start listing things when Yugi noticed this and said, "Well, apparently you know what you need so you should go, and I'll stay here and dig through the attic to try and find some of Ryou's old baby clothes."
Bakura was about to make very rude remark in response to this, or even give Yugi the finger, when he noticed how pathetic Ryou was being. "Alright, I'll go to the store. But I have to take Ryou. Do you know why he's being so whiny?"
"Well, it could be a cold. Has he been wet for a long period of time?" Yugi asked.
"Um, un-n-no, of course not. What kind of mother do you think I am?!" Bakura lied, despite the fact that last night, while he was looking for a crib and baby clothes, he left a wet Ryou in the bathroom.
Yugi eyed him suspiciously. "Well, whatever. Go to the store and get diapers and baby food."
Grumbling something about 'spiky hared midgets', Bakura grabbed Ryou and headed out the door to the store.
By the time they got there, Ryou had finally stopped complaining but continued to look miserable.
"So, Ryou, what's your size?" Bakura asked Ryou while he was looking for diapers. Ryou continued to pout.
"Excuse me, but is that your baby?" A feminine voice asked Bakura. He simply nodded 'yes' and continued to look at diapers. "So how old is he?" The lady asked Bakura. He decided to guess and held up nine fingers, hoping that it would get the lady to leave him alone. "Nine months, huh? He certainly is scrawny. But I was wondering...how did you deal with morning sickness?"
Bakura turned around. "What did you say?" In his most Ryou-like voice.
"Well, I suppose, since you are his mother..." Bakura cut her off.
"So you think I'm a woman, then?" This time he used his most threatening.
"Well, um...yes...b-b-because you look kind of..." She trailed off hopelessly.
Bakura put on his most sadistic grin. "How 'bout I give you proof that I am not a female?" He said, while his hand traveled to his fly, and before you could say 'bishie', he flashed her.
The woman ran off screaming "PERVERT!!!"
Bakura smirked to himself and said to Ryou, "Well, I don't suppose we'll see anymore of her, now will we?" For once, Ryou smiled. "Now we just need diapers."
Yokomon52: Now how many of you think that I'm evil, weird, and a freak?
*All of the cast raises their hands*
Yokomon52:*Just like Mr. Burns* Excellent. Now, I need all of you people as the readers to give me ideas. I've run dry!
Ryou(not the chibi): Good.
Yokomon52: I've begun to think about the next chapter, and I'm planning to have Shaadi in it. R&R!!!
Ryou: *sighs* Yeah, her PEAK teacher gave all the students about 5lbs of candy, not to mention the pickle juice from last night at the talent show.
Bakura: She had the 'honor' of being the Almighty Pickle Person. After they ran out of pickles, they sold the juice and she had a round. Be prepared. This chapter is gonna get gross...
Shaadi: Yokomon52 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!...or a brain...
Just What I Need!: Bakura the Pervert
By the time Ryou had fallen down and started crying and Bakura had started to carry Ryou on his hip up nearly 2 flights of stairs, Bakura noticed that Ryou wasn't his normal giggly self.
That and the fact that he was a little wet where he had Ryou on him. Of course, it was a hot day, so he thought it was just sweat.
Although when he got up to the attic and set chibi Ryou down, he soon found out otherwise.
"Aw, Ryou, why'd you have to do that to me?" Bakura exclaimed as he saw the large wet spot that Ryou had made on him. Ryou didn't respond, he just looked at Bakura pathetically.
Grumbling to himself about how much he hated chibis, Bakura grabbed a white cloth to use as a makeshift diaper until they could find something better.
On the way back down the stairs, chibi Ryou began to complain, probably from discomfort. Bakura couldn't blame him, either.
When they got up to Ryou's bathroom and by the time that: Bakura set Ryou down, prepared a bath of cool water (after Bakura had a fight with the taps), and got undressed, Ryou was acting really cranky.
"Oh, come on. Don't be such a fart, Ryou." Bakura told the chibi, who was now pouting about something else, even though they were now in the comfort of cool water in the bathtub.
After Bakura managed to get Ryou bathed, diapered, and dressed, he found an old crib from the attic. Even though Ryou was acting really grumpy, he just wouldn't go to sleep.
*~*~*~*Morning*~*~*~*
The next morning, Bakura woke up to 2 things: Ryou whining and the doorbell ringing. He picked Ryou up out of his crib(A/N: Not that kind of crib, Boo.) and went down to answer the door.
"What?!" He snarled as he yanked open the door with one hand, while at the same time, using the other to hold a very grumpy chibi Ryou up against him.
The opened door revealed a very nervous looking Yugi.
"Um, hi there, Bakura. Is Ryou home? I need to talk to him." Yugi managed to say.
Bakura's face split into a very creepy looking grin that was purposely meant to scare Yugi. Bakura cheered on the inside when he saw Yugi recoil.
"Well, Of Course Ryou is at home!" Bakura said in his most Anzu-like voice, then changed to his most bored-sounding. "Here, take him." And with that, he shoved chibi Ryou into Yugi's arms.
Yugi looked down at the chibi in his arms, who was still whining. "B-bu-b-but this isn't Ryou, Bakura." Yugi stuttered.
"Sure it's Ryou, Yugi." Bakura's voice turned flat. "Ask your friend Shaadi if you're confused"
"What?"
"He turned Ryou into a chibi, and he won't get turned back until I learn responsibility."
"So, do you need any help?" Yugi asked cautiously.
Bakura gained an evil glint in his eye. "Well, actually, I need you to go to the store and get a few things..." He said to Yugi.
He was about to start listing things when Yugi noticed this and said, "Well, apparently you know what you need so you should go, and I'll stay here and dig through the attic to try and find some of Ryou's old baby clothes."
Bakura was about to make very rude remark in response to this, or even give Yugi the finger, when he noticed how pathetic Ryou was being. "Alright, I'll go to the store. But I have to take Ryou. Do you know why he's being so whiny?"
"Well, it could be a cold. Has he been wet for a long period of time?" Yugi asked.
"Um, un-n-no, of course not. What kind of mother do you think I am?!" Bakura lied, despite the fact that last night, while he was looking for a crib and baby clothes, he left a wet Ryou in the bathroom.
Yugi eyed him suspiciously. "Well, whatever. Go to the store and get diapers and baby food."
Grumbling something about 'spiky hared midgets', Bakura grabbed Ryou and headed out the door to the store.
By the time they got there, Ryou had finally stopped complaining but continued to look miserable.
"So, Ryou, what's your size?" Bakura asked Ryou while he was looking for diapers. Ryou continued to pout.
"Excuse me, but is that your baby?" A feminine voice asked Bakura. He simply nodded 'yes' and continued to look at diapers. "So how old is he?" The lady asked Bakura. He decided to guess and held up nine fingers, hoping that it would get the lady to leave him alone. "Nine months, huh? He certainly is scrawny. But I was wondering...how did you deal with morning sickness?"
Bakura turned around. "What did you say?" In his most Ryou-like voice.
"Well, I suppose, since you are his mother..." Bakura cut her off.
"So you think I'm a woman, then?" This time he used his most threatening.
"Well, um...yes...b-b-because you look kind of..." She trailed off hopelessly.
Bakura put on his most sadistic grin. "How 'bout I give you proof that I am not a female?" He said, while his hand traveled to his fly, and before you could say 'bishie', he flashed her.
The woman ran off screaming "PERVERT!!!"
Bakura smirked to himself and said to Ryou, "Well, I don't suppose we'll see anymore of her, now will we?" For once, Ryou smiled. "Now we just need diapers."
Yokomon52: Now how many of you think that I'm evil, weird, and a freak?
*All of the cast raises their hands*
Yokomon52:*Just like Mr. Burns* Excellent. Now, I need all of you people as the readers to give me ideas. I've run dry!
Ryou(not the chibi): Good.
Yokomon52: I've begun to think about the next chapter, and I'm planning to have Shaadi in it. R&R!!!
