Yokomon52:*singing and playing the air guitar* Well I never lived the life of Prom Kings/and the Drama Queens/I'd still like to think the best of me/is still hiding up my sleeve.../
Ryou: Excuse her. She's excited 'cause her parents are letting her see John Mayer in concert.
Yokomon52:*still singing to the same song* I am in invincible/I am invincible/As long as I'm alive...
Bakura: She's also mad 'cause only 1 person has reviewed the last chapter of the story.
Yokomon52:*hears this and starts ranting* Yeah, I worked my butt off, and that was the thanks I get! I was sick, too! Blah blah blah...
Yugi: Anyway, the story will be continued nonetheless. So here comes chapter 4 of Just What I Need!
Ryou: Needless to say, Yokomon52 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Or John Mayer.
Yokomon52: Darn!
Bakura: What?
Yokomon52: I wish I owned John Mayer...
*sweatdrops all around*
Just What I Need!Chapter4: The Diaper
After a return from the store, Bakura refused to do anything than flop down on the couch and watch TV.
"Bakura, Ryou is your chibi. You need to take care of him!" Yugi shouted, standing in front of Bakura and holding Ryou out to him.
"I'm sorry. Is there a midget hikari talking to me?" Bakura said, turning the TV up to it's loudest.
But apparently, Ryou didn't like hearing a James Bond movie at full blast. He covered his ears with his tiny hands and started BAWLING.
At this point, Bakura and Yugi learned something very important: When a chibi with a cold gets upset, he can cry louder than a TV at full blast.
"Do something, midget!" Bakura shouted over Ryou.
"You do something! He's your hikari!" Yugi responded.
"What am I supposed to do? I haven't been 9 months old since I was...well...9 months old! And that was over 5,000 years ago!"
"Yeah, well you could at least change his diaper!" Yugi shouted while turning the TV off.
Bakura looked shocked at the very idea. "You mean you actually trust me with my effeminate hikari?"
"Well, I suppose I have to if he's ever going to be 15 years old again!" Yugi exclaimed, upsetting Ryou, which only made him cry louder.
"Alright! I'll change his diaper!!" Bakura yelled.
He grabbed Ryou from Yugi, along with the diapers, and took him upstairs. Out of curiosity, Yugi followed him.
Bakura set Ryou down on his desk, and then Bakura disappeared in the bathroom for a few minutes.
"What is that?" Yugi mumbled softly when Bakura came back. He was wearing rubber gloves and boots, an apron, a red bandanna over his mouth and nose, a hair net, and goggles(A/N: Pretty much the same thing I use to clean my kitten's litter box).
"What are you wearing all of that for?" Yugi asked him.
Bakura raised the bandanna over his mouth to talk. "For protection." Bakura stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Bakura placed the bandanna back over his mouth, than leaned over Ryou and pulled the diaper off.
Despite all of his protection, Bakura nearly fainted.
Turning a nice shade of green and getting pale at the same time, Bakura folded the diaper up, and handed it to Yugi, who dropped it twice before finally finding a trash can to put it in.
"Use the wipes, Bakura!" Yugi said to the said Yami, who was about to go ahead and put the new diaper on.
Mumbling something about unhelpful hikaris and disgusting chibis, Bakura grabbed a wipe, and after a few minutes of thought, finally figured out how to use it in the correct manner.
He then successfully strapped the diaper on the chibi, which, in turn, successfully stopped most of the chibi's whining.
Bakura grabbed Ryou and sank down to the floor with Ryou in his lap. Yugi did the same, except without a chibi in his lap.
Before they could celebrate the 'diaper changing victory', the phone rang.
"You get it." Bakura told Yugi.
Since Yugi was in no mood to argue, he walked over to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?" Yugi said.
"Hi, is Ryou there?"
Yokomon52: Another cliffhanger!
Ryou: You're so mean.
Yokomon52: I know. Anyway, if any of you want the next chapter, I want 2 reviews! Until I get that, no chapter 5!
Yugi: Is that a bad thing?
Yokomon52: Oh, and about the diaper changing: I'm sorry if I forgot anything, and if I did, here's my excuse: I am an only child, so I have never changed any diapers, and according to Bakura, I'd like to keep it that way.
Bakura: That was so gross...
Yokomon52: About the Shaadi thing: I lied. I'll try to for the next chapter.
Yami: R&R people!
Please?
Ryou: Excuse her. She's excited 'cause her parents are letting her see John Mayer in concert.
Yokomon52:*still singing to the same song* I am in invincible/I am invincible/As long as I'm alive...
Bakura: She's also mad 'cause only 1 person has reviewed the last chapter of the story.
Yokomon52:*hears this and starts ranting* Yeah, I worked my butt off, and that was the thanks I get! I was sick, too! Blah blah blah...
Yugi: Anyway, the story will be continued nonetheless. So here comes chapter 4 of Just What I Need!
Ryou: Needless to say, Yokomon52 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Or John Mayer.
Yokomon52: Darn!
Bakura: What?
Yokomon52: I wish I owned John Mayer...
*sweatdrops all around*
Just What I Need!Chapter4: The Diaper
After a return from the store, Bakura refused to do anything than flop down on the couch and watch TV.
"Bakura, Ryou is your chibi. You need to take care of him!" Yugi shouted, standing in front of Bakura and holding Ryou out to him.
"I'm sorry. Is there a midget hikari talking to me?" Bakura said, turning the TV up to it's loudest.
But apparently, Ryou didn't like hearing a James Bond movie at full blast. He covered his ears with his tiny hands and started BAWLING.
At this point, Bakura and Yugi learned something very important: When a chibi with a cold gets upset, he can cry louder than a TV at full blast.
"Do something, midget!" Bakura shouted over Ryou.
"You do something! He's your hikari!" Yugi responded.
"What am I supposed to do? I haven't been 9 months old since I was...well...9 months old! And that was over 5,000 years ago!"
"Yeah, well you could at least change his diaper!" Yugi shouted while turning the TV off.
Bakura looked shocked at the very idea. "You mean you actually trust me with my effeminate hikari?"
"Well, I suppose I have to if he's ever going to be 15 years old again!" Yugi exclaimed, upsetting Ryou, which only made him cry louder.
"Alright! I'll change his diaper!!" Bakura yelled.
He grabbed Ryou from Yugi, along with the diapers, and took him upstairs. Out of curiosity, Yugi followed him.
Bakura set Ryou down on his desk, and then Bakura disappeared in the bathroom for a few minutes.
"What is that?" Yugi mumbled softly when Bakura came back. He was wearing rubber gloves and boots, an apron, a red bandanna over his mouth and nose, a hair net, and goggles(A/N: Pretty much the same thing I use to clean my kitten's litter box).
"What are you wearing all of that for?" Yugi asked him.
Bakura raised the bandanna over his mouth to talk. "For protection." Bakura stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Bakura placed the bandanna back over his mouth, than leaned over Ryou and pulled the diaper off.
Despite all of his protection, Bakura nearly fainted.
Turning a nice shade of green and getting pale at the same time, Bakura folded the diaper up, and handed it to Yugi, who dropped it twice before finally finding a trash can to put it in.
"Use the wipes, Bakura!" Yugi said to the said Yami, who was about to go ahead and put the new diaper on.
Mumbling something about unhelpful hikaris and disgusting chibis, Bakura grabbed a wipe, and after a few minutes of thought, finally figured out how to use it in the correct manner.
He then successfully strapped the diaper on the chibi, which, in turn, successfully stopped most of the chibi's whining.
Bakura grabbed Ryou and sank down to the floor with Ryou in his lap. Yugi did the same, except without a chibi in his lap.
Before they could celebrate the 'diaper changing victory', the phone rang.
"You get it." Bakura told Yugi.
Since Yugi was in no mood to argue, he walked over to the phone and picked it up. "Hello?" Yugi said.
"Hi, is Ryou there?"
Yokomon52: Another cliffhanger!
Ryou: You're so mean.
Yokomon52: I know. Anyway, if any of you want the next chapter, I want 2 reviews! Until I get that, no chapter 5!
Yugi: Is that a bad thing?
Yokomon52: Oh, and about the diaper changing: I'm sorry if I forgot anything, and if I did, here's my excuse: I am an only child, so I have never changed any diapers, and according to Bakura, I'd like to keep it that way.
Bakura: That was so gross...
Yokomon52: About the Shaadi thing: I lied. I'll try to for the next chapter.
Yami: R&R people!
Please?
