Disclaimer: We do not own the HP characters or the Addams Family theme. this is just
supposed to be fun.
A/N: This was made last Wednesday (not today Wed 9/3/03) by me making this totally
the wall comment about Oliver Wood and it sounded like the do do do do do thing from the
theme. dont hurt us if you dont like it! if you do, please review. we like to know our insanity
is appreciated. lol after all this is something we do. like when we sing Little Shop of Labyrinth
(on ff.net some where. That is not the product of our brains. it's too good *snickers* sorry making
fun of us time. lol) to "I'm a Dentist" on Little Shop of Horrors.
Oliver Wood. *snap snap* Oliver Wood. *snap snap*
Oliver Wood, Oliver Wood, Oliver Wood. *snap snap*
He's really good at quidditch,
He's the game goalkeeper.
With Harry as the seeker,
Oops there's another beater.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Malfoy has a problem,
It centers in his eyebrows.
He's the Weasly family whore,
I never noticed it before.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Harry saves Ron's ass,
While Draco makes a pass.
Hermoine knows it all,
There goes the quaffle ball.
It's Oliver Wood.
Snape's a greasy git,
McGonagall just fits.
Neville is Ben's twin,
Gryffendor will win.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Dumbledore is old,
Voldemort love's gold.
Malfoy's dad is cruel
Over Dobby he once ruled.
It's Oliver Wood.
'Weasly is our King',
Oh how those words still ring.
The Snitch is caught, song all done,
Now wasn't that just fun?
It's Oliver Wood. snap snap
2nd A/N: ok about the "Weasley Family Whore" comment, have you noticed in the
Chamber of Secrets movie that whenever Draco is talking to a Weasley he raises his
eyebrows. like when he says "See you at school" to Harry then he looks at Ron, and
his eyebrows like jump! Then when he's talking to Percy just as he's about to leave with
"Goyle" and "Crabbe" he does it again! What is up with that??? Must remember to ask
Tom when I stalk him this summer (again I am joking. I'd rather stalk both Tom and Alan
hehehehehehehe)
supposed to be fun.
A/N: This was made last Wednesday (not today Wed 9/3/03) by me making this totally
the wall comment about Oliver Wood and it sounded like the do do do do do thing from the
theme. dont hurt us if you dont like it! if you do, please review. we like to know our insanity
is appreciated. lol after all this is something we do. like when we sing Little Shop of Labyrinth
(on ff.net some where. That is not the product of our brains. it's too good *snickers* sorry making
fun of us time. lol) to "I'm a Dentist" on Little Shop of Horrors.
Oliver Wood. *snap snap* Oliver Wood. *snap snap*
Oliver Wood, Oliver Wood, Oliver Wood. *snap snap*
He's really good at quidditch,
He's the game goalkeeper.
With Harry as the seeker,
Oops there's another beater.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Malfoy has a problem,
It centers in his eyebrows.
He's the Weasly family whore,
I never noticed it before.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Harry saves Ron's ass,
While Draco makes a pass.
Hermoine knows it all,
There goes the quaffle ball.
It's Oliver Wood.
Snape's a greasy git,
McGonagall just fits.
Neville is Ben's twin,
Gryffendor will win.
It's Oliver Wood.
(Chorus)
Dumbledore is old,
Voldemort love's gold.
Malfoy's dad is cruel
Over Dobby he once ruled.
It's Oliver Wood.
'Weasly is our King',
Oh how those words still ring.
The Snitch is caught, song all done,
Now wasn't that just fun?
It's Oliver Wood. snap snap
2nd A/N: ok about the "Weasley Family Whore" comment, have you noticed in the
Chamber of Secrets movie that whenever Draco is talking to a Weasley he raises his
eyebrows. like when he says "See you at school" to Harry then he looks at Ron, and
his eyebrows like jump! Then when he's talking to Percy just as he's about to leave with
"Goyle" and "Crabbe" he does it again! What is up with that??? Must remember to ask
Tom when I stalk him this summer (again I am joking. I'd rather stalk both Tom and Alan
hehehehehehehe)
