AN: this is my first fic, so i just thought you should be warned that I'm
mentally a 2 year old.
One day Artemis and Butler decided to have a vacation and decided to go to .a beach in texas!!
Because..umm.they heard that there was going to be some girls gone wild shit going on and stuff, so
they were driving down to this Texan beach in their pimped out Corvette Z06 (AN: finnaially some style
for the boys), they saw a big cliché' walking down the side of the road. The cliché's name was Mulch
Diggum. He hopped in the car literaly, and fell down and broke his nose .
Well eventully he got in .
Mulch: Hey artemis eat this golden cracker with a hole in the middle.
Artemis: OKAY!
Mulch: What's with you?
Arty: My stupid shrink said I had ADD and gave me a whole shitload of riddlin!!!
Mulch:..okay whatever just eat the fucking cracker.
Artermis: crunch crunch crunch, swallow swallow swallow , yum yum yum
Arty: that was a good cracker!!! Woah I feel funny. Hey that cracker didn't happen to be a disk that had all
Memories of the People that you just subjected to me orally to give all those memorys back?
Mulch: No, the riddlin is just making you parinoid.
Arty: Okey Dokey!!
Mulch: I lost that disk along time ago
Arty: What!!! How am I going to get all my memorys of fairies back!!!???! Mulch: don't worry, I got a stronger stimulis then a stupid disk,( pulls down his ass flap). Hey butler
Remember this?
Butler: AHHHHH!!!! Yes!!!Yes!!!!!
Mulch: I knew you would because my ass has special memory giving back powers!!!
Butler: wouldn't you have lost those when you gave up your powers to break into houses.
Mulch: no
Butler: Okey Dokey!
Mulch: tell Artemis all about the people so he can remember. Butler: Hey Arty, fairies exist and theirs these one faires that you go on adventures with and have lots of
Funny and sarcastic moments with. Got That?
Arty: yep.
Mulch: you could have been more specific.
Butler: Mulch?
Mulch: Yes?
Butler: Fuck off!
Mulch: ewwww!! I'm not doing that in front of you!!!!!
Butler: you have a sick sick mind.
Mulch: I'm not the one that asks midgets to you-know-what in front of me.
Butler: Yes you are.
Mulch: so what.
Butler: (pulls over at a gas station)
Mulch: What are you doing?
Butler: Pulling over at a gas sation.
Arty: Ya you stupid fucking oompa loompa!!!!
Mulch: Did you just call me an oompa loompa?
Artemis: What me??? I would never!!
Mulch:okay!!! (
AN: The flamers should have me burning in hell.
One day Artemis and Butler decided to have a vacation and decided to go to .a beach in texas!!
Because..umm.they heard that there was going to be some girls gone wild shit going on and stuff, so
they were driving down to this Texan beach in their pimped out Corvette Z06 (AN: finnaially some style
for the boys), they saw a big cliché' walking down the side of the road. The cliché's name was Mulch
Diggum. He hopped in the car literaly, and fell down and broke his nose .
Well eventully he got in .
Mulch: Hey artemis eat this golden cracker with a hole in the middle.
Artemis: OKAY!
Mulch: What's with you?
Arty: My stupid shrink said I had ADD and gave me a whole shitload of riddlin!!!
Mulch:..okay whatever just eat the fucking cracker.
Artermis: crunch crunch crunch, swallow swallow swallow , yum yum yum
Arty: that was a good cracker!!! Woah I feel funny. Hey that cracker didn't happen to be a disk that had all
Memories of the People that you just subjected to me orally to give all those memorys back?
Mulch: No, the riddlin is just making you parinoid.
Arty: Okey Dokey!!
Mulch: I lost that disk along time ago
Arty: What!!! How am I going to get all my memorys of fairies back!!!???! Mulch: don't worry, I got a stronger stimulis then a stupid disk,( pulls down his ass flap). Hey butler
Remember this?
Butler: AHHHHH!!!! Yes!!!Yes!!!!!
Mulch: I knew you would because my ass has special memory giving back powers!!!
Butler: wouldn't you have lost those when you gave up your powers to break into houses.
Mulch: no
Butler: Okey Dokey!
Mulch: tell Artemis all about the people so he can remember. Butler: Hey Arty, fairies exist and theirs these one faires that you go on adventures with and have lots of
Funny and sarcastic moments with. Got That?
Arty: yep.
Mulch: you could have been more specific.
Butler: Mulch?
Mulch: Yes?
Butler: Fuck off!
Mulch: ewwww!! I'm not doing that in front of you!!!!!
Butler: you have a sick sick mind.
Mulch: I'm not the one that asks midgets to you-know-what in front of me.
Butler: Yes you are.
Mulch: so what.
Butler: (pulls over at a gas station)
Mulch: What are you doing?
Butler: Pulling over at a gas sation.
Arty: Ya you stupid fucking oompa loompa!!!!
Mulch: Did you just call me an oompa loompa?
Artemis: What me??? I would never!!
Mulch:okay!!! (
AN: The flamers should have me burning in hell.
