AN: I decided to write another chapter to had to the horror!!!
Disclaimer: Just Sue Me
Arty: Hey Butler, since we're at a gas station, you should buy me some god damn NoDoz, I'm feel
Feeling sleepy.
Butler: I don't know, I don't really want to find out what happens when you mix pure caffeine with riddlin.
Arty: Butler God Damnit, your gonna march your ass in their and me some caffeine pills and a 6- pack of
jolt, I pay your fucking wages!!!!
Butler: Yessir.
Mulch: I'm going to get some Do-rit-O's, (punctiating the word in a terrible drawn out mexican accent)
Arty: Okey Dokey!
Mulch: and some Frit-Os!!!!
Arty: Okay...
Mulch: and some Cheet-Os !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arty: Get the fuck out of the car you freak!!!!!!
Mulch: Okey Dokey!
________________________________________________ in the gas station____________________
Mulch and Butler were waiting in line to pay for their jolt, NoDoz, and various Frito-Lay products, when Mulch noticed the lady in front of them was buying a lot of tampons, so in a very loud voice he said
Mulch: She must be bleedin real bad.
Butler: What The Fuck!!!!!!! You don't say shit like that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulch: What do you mean?
Butler: It was very rude and unsensitve, and now she's probally never going to trust a little person ever!!
Mulch: 1) ya but it was true, and 2) what do mean she'll never trust a little person again?
Butler: 1) you don't say that crap in front of people unless it's a real stupid bitchy ex-girlfriend, and 2) she
Might get the idea that all little people are like that.
Mulch: but they aren't. Butler: she doesn't know that.
Mulch: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN UNDERGROWN TROLL!!!!!
Butler: I'm gonna kill you.
Mulch: screw u, screw u, screw u!
Butler: (picks up his gun and shoots mulch in the head)
Mulch: ( puts duct tape on the bullet hole) Ha! Good as new.
Well they head back to the car, giving arty his caffeine and jolt, which makes him hyper as a retard on crack.
Will Arty ever calm down?
Will Mulch and Butler ever stop fighting?
Is Arty Gay?
And what about the Girls Gone Wild Beach party? Will they ever get there (note to women who think I'm a
Stupid pig for including this party, I had some friends of mine that are girls review this and they thought it
was Very funny (cough*sluts*cough)
Find out next time on my next chapter The Wild Wild - Car Trip To The - West!!
Disclaimer: Just Sue Me
Arty: Hey Butler, since we're at a gas station, you should buy me some god damn NoDoz, I'm feel
Feeling sleepy.
Butler: I don't know, I don't really want to find out what happens when you mix pure caffeine with riddlin.
Arty: Butler God Damnit, your gonna march your ass in their and me some caffeine pills and a 6- pack of
jolt, I pay your fucking wages!!!!
Butler: Yessir.
Mulch: I'm going to get some Do-rit-O's, (punctiating the word in a terrible drawn out mexican accent)
Arty: Okey Dokey!
Mulch: and some Frit-Os!!!!
Arty: Okay...
Mulch: and some Cheet-Os !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arty: Get the fuck out of the car you freak!!!!!!
Mulch: Okey Dokey!
________________________________________________ in the gas station____________________
Mulch and Butler were waiting in line to pay for their jolt, NoDoz, and various Frito-Lay products, when Mulch noticed the lady in front of them was buying a lot of tampons, so in a very loud voice he said
Mulch: She must be bleedin real bad.
Butler: What The Fuck!!!!!!! You don't say shit like that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulch: What do you mean?
Butler: It was very rude and unsensitve, and now she's probally never going to trust a little person ever!!
Mulch: 1) ya but it was true, and 2) what do mean she'll never trust a little person again?
Butler: 1) you don't say that crap in front of people unless it's a real stupid bitchy ex-girlfriend, and 2) she
Might get the idea that all little people are like that.
Mulch: but they aren't. Butler: she doesn't know that.
Mulch: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN UNDERGROWN TROLL!!!!!
Butler: I'm gonna kill you.
Mulch: screw u, screw u, screw u!
Butler: (picks up his gun and shoots mulch in the head)
Mulch: ( puts duct tape on the bullet hole) Ha! Good as new.
Well they head back to the car, giving arty his caffeine and jolt, which makes him hyper as a retard on crack.
Will Arty ever calm down?
Will Mulch and Butler ever stop fighting?
Is Arty Gay?
And what about the Girls Gone Wild Beach party? Will they ever get there (note to women who think I'm a
Stupid pig for including this party, I had some friends of mine that are girls review this and they thought it
was Very funny (cough*sluts*cough)
Find out next time on my next chapter The Wild Wild - Car Trip To The - West!!
