What's happening everyone? How's it going T.W3? Greetings from Ryujin. I think it's time I got of my lazy rump and wrote another story, don't you? This is a story about Stan. Yes, the self proclaimed, lady's ham is the star this time. What will happen? You'll just have to read to find out. And as always, I have no ownership of Hamtaro.

Ch1.

It was a typical day at the clubhouse. Everyone was there, talking amongst themselves. Stan had just arrived and had decided that today would be the day where he would get either Bijou or Pashmina to be his new girlham. There was no way he was going to leave empty handed today. Stan casually walked up to Pashmina, but he couldn't control himself. He just had to say something to her.

"Hey Pashy baby, why don't we go out on a romantic date, just you and me? Think of it, you, me, some candles, a wonderful dinner, and a moonlight stroll afterwards. What do you say?"

By this time Sandy had herd enough. She was tired of trying to keep her brother on a leash. She wrapped her ribbon wand around his tale and dragged him outside.

"Alright bro, I'm getting pretty tired of this. I swear if you try to pickup Bijou or Pashmina again you are going to be, like, so sorry."

"Aww, I can't help it sis. It's just my nature."

"I mean it bro. No more"

"You're no fun sis."

Both Sandy and Stan went back inside. When they got inside Sandy started keeping a close eye on her brother. Stan was resisting the urge to try to pick up Bijou or Pashmina, but, as we all know, that wouldn't last too much longer.

"Hey Bijou, would you like, want to go dancing with me sometime."

"That's it bro. I warned you."

Soon Sandy jumped on her brother and began to pummel him. They made big clouds of dust, just like Howdy and Dexter usually made when they got into fights. This continued for about a minute. When the dust cleared, Stan had been beaten up and was tied up with Sandy's ribbon wand.

"There, now you won't be able to try to hit on any of the other girls."

"Come on sis."

"Wow, Sandy sure did a number on Stan." commented Boss, who observed the whole thing.

"Yeah, I don't think Stan will try anything like that again." added Panda

They were wrong, though. Today, nothing would stop Stan. Not even his sister. Stan slowly inched his way towards Pashmina and Bijou.

"Hey you lovely ladies, how would you like to accompany a stud like me on a private picnic? Just the three of us."

By now, Dexter, Howdy, and Boss had all had enough of Stan today. They all jumped at him and then there was a big cloud of dust in the clubhouse. Everyone could see fists flying in the cloud, which were Boss's, Dexter's, and Howdy's. There were all going to teach Stan a lesson. After they got done the hung Stan, who was still tied with Sandy's ribbon, by Snoozer.

"Aww come on! You can't just leave me hanging here. Pleeeeeaaasssssseeee."

Everyone else just ignored him and decided to go for a walk, since it was a nice day, afterall.

(A/N: Uh oh! How will Stan get out of this mess? Read the next chapter to find out, and don't forget to review, please.)