Wing Z: I'm bbbaaaaaaaccccckkkkk!!!

Stefan: Scary, isn't it?

Wing Z: Another chapter, another year.

Stefan: Isn't it vice versa?

Wing Z: You want another *java*?

Stefan: Fine.

Wing Z: You want to be in a story? About *java*? I actually might put ya in this story. I already started another story. You're in the *cough author chatter part of the cough* story.

Stefan: You want a *java*?

Wing Z: Yes.....Hey!!!!!!!

Stefan: *snickers* But I must say this baka does not own Final Fantasy 9.

The six bane demons started to glow. "Now my demons, become one!" exclaimed Wings. The demons, gradually become faster, walked towards the spot under Wings. When they got their they started glowing white almost blinding everyone else besides their general. The figure in the light started to grow taller and wider. Finally, a figure emerged from the light. "May I introduce the Bane of Holy. Immune to all of the elements and so strong he could wipe you out without breaking a sweat." I may be exaggerating but I have yet to see their true powers, Wings thought. Then the improved Bane attacked the seven heroes and heroines.
"Fire 3!" Casted Vivi. This spell had no effect on the creature.
"He is immune to the elements, Vivi! Stand back and let us handle it!" said Zidane.
"Fine. Dammit, why do I have to be a spell caster?" Vivi asked himself.
"You done talking? Prepare to die, Meteor!" said the Bane.
"He can talk?.. Wait, oh shit!!!!" Said Stiener. Then the meteor hit. After the dust cleared only one was standing.
"Absolution 9!" Exclaimed Zidane. When he threw the blade it decapitated the Bane. Then he gave a phoenix feather to Dagger who, when revived, restored everyone to fighting condition. "So what now Wings!!"
"I'm afraid that I must leave." He said about to walk into (a/n you could say fly into) a portal that somehow appeared without them noticing.
"What are you? Too weak to fight?" Said Stiener not knowing he was going to regret the last four words. Then Wings disappeared but not into the portal. But they saw Stiener shoot into the air the suddenly slamming back down on the ground.
"Never call me weak." Said Wings as he appeared in front of the knocked out Stiener. Then he flew into the portal.

Wings: Master, what should I do now?
RD: I have underestimated them. But never mind about that, I will meet you in three days and I need you by my side so stand down.
Wings: Why? I could beat them now!
RD:I watched the fight and saw Zidane easily kill the Bane. He was not weakened by the meteor but since he saw everyone else knocked out he went to trance. His emotions of friendship, not just the usual rage of pain.
Wings: Impossible. My predecessor should be emotionless by now. They left him behind at the tree. How can he possibly be still with emotions?
RD: He told them to leave them behind at the tree to save his brother. Emotions have once again corrupted those blasted genome copies.
Wings: Should I go after his sister?
RD: Good idea but I must decline because she lives in a city of mages. You would have to kill them all to get her and that would let them know of your power. So just stand down for now.

Wing Z: The shortest chapter I've ever done.

Stefan: Lazy ass.

Wing Z: Currently I have the only weapon here so shut up.

Stefan: What would that be?

Wing Z: The golden spoon.

Stefan: Wow..

Wing Z: *flicks pea with spoon at Stefan*

Stefan: *Rubs eye* Owww.