Dancing Lessons
Lesson 1: Getting started
A/N: Here it is! Dancing Lesson #1! Yipee! Don't own LOD, all this is just the result of my overly active imagination, plz do not sue me!
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Meru: Yeeeeee.!!! * high pitched scream *
Dart: What was that for? * rubbing ears * Completely uncalled for.
Meru: I'm just so exited and HAPPY!!
Kongol: Kongol not like Wingly when happy.
Shana: It's good to be happy.
Dart: Not like that.
Miranda: *#@^ !!! What the hell?!
Meru: Miranda! No swearing in MY dance class! * Adapts superior tone of voice *
Miranda: * Quietly * @*^_* ...
Dart: Well, I'll be leaving now. Shana, have a great time! * runs away *
Meru: Oh no you don't! * pulls Dart back by the ear * Your staying until you could do a perfect 360 degree spin in the air as well as the splits!
Dart: O.o NONONONONONONO !!!!!! Hhheelllppp meee!!
Kongol: Kongol not like Dart when happy either.
Shana: That would be.. Interesting to see Meru.
Haschel: Well now, what did I miss.
Miranda: Nothing! God dammit you're late!
Haschel: .I know.
Shana: Any particular reason?
Haschel: .I dunno.
Meru: He's getting old! And slow.
Dart: Yea, can't expect too much out of the old man. * pats Haschel on the back *
Haschel: Eh. * Evil grin, grabs Dart's hand and twisted it hard *
Dart: X_* Oowww! You broke my hand!! Now I can't dance. * whispers* Thanks Haschel!
Meru: Who cares, you don't need your hands in my dance class anyways. Chop 'em off for all I care.
Dart: *@*#!!
Shana: Dart! How could you say such a word?!
Miranda: * sly grin * The boy's getting' to be more like me.
Albert: And I'm pretty sure it's not a very good thing.
Miranda: Whaddya say you *@&^# !!!!
Meru: Yo AL! You took yer beauty time to get here didn't ya? I don't like waitin' ya know? * narrow eyes *
Albert: Well, you see. I had to attend to a meeting which took-
Meru: Blah blah blah and yaddy yaddy yea blah! You're LATE! No excuses! * grabs stunning hammer and spanks Albert ** WHAM! *
Albert: T.T
Dart: That's gotta hurt.
Haschel: Maybe for months.
Shana: The poor king.
Miranda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Meru: You too Miranda! For swearing in class! * WHAM! *
Miranda: + .V Shana: I've never seen such a face before.
Kongol: Kongol not like that face.
Haschel: Kongol! How did you get here? Last time I saw you, you were trying out the crouching chiken stance then you fell into the sea.
Kongol: Me swim all the way here.
Dart: Impressive.
Albert: Indeed, it must have been a record.
Haschel: You seemed to have recovered rather fast your Majesty.
Albert: Yes, My arse seemed to have gone completely numb, I don't feel abit of pain.
Shana: ..Is that a good thing?
Albert: Depends on the different perspectives.
Shana: Oh. So what about Miranda?
Albert: She is either very lucky or unlucky.
Shana: I see.
Miranda: Whadija say about me!?
Meru: Pipe down Miranda! Or do you want another spankin' ?
Miranda: Sorry madame.
Meru: No French in class! * WHAM! *
Miranda: @_X * knocked out cold*
Dart: What do you have against French?
Meru: * Death Glare *
Dart: Hit me. Hit me PLEASE!!
Meru: Nope.
Dart: * Relived yet disappointed * Why not? So no punishment? Meru: I didn't say that. Double class time!
Dart: NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! * continues on for ten more minutes *
Albert: Not bad, that might have also been a record.
Kongol: Kongol think Dart have bad singing voice.
Shana: I agree completely. See what I have to live with?
Meru: So? Who told you to marry him?
Shana: Um.We're not exactly married.
Miranda: * jumps up suddenly * What?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! *runs over to Dart, grabs him and starts French kissing him *
Shana: . * stares at the two make-out *
Meru: I SAID NO FRENCH !!!! * whacks both Dart and Miranda *
Dart: V . *
Miranda: - . @
Haschel: Such interesting faces.
Albert: Perhaps another record? I'll have to look it up later.
Meru: Sheesh! Look at the time!
Haschel: Where? * looks around *
Meru: Just imagine it!
Kongol: Kongol have bad imagination.
Shana: Poor Knogol.
Albert: How very sad . another record?
Meru: WUT'S WITH YOU AND RECORDS ?!!
Albert: * Tries to look innocent * So very sorry.
Haschel: Calm Meru. Take deep breaths. Slow.
Meru: * Takes deep breath* Hey, it works!
Shana: I suppose we can't start until these two * Accidently kicks Dart* wake up.
Meru: I suppose. We'll wait.
Kongol: Kongol no like wait.
Meru: Yea, well, too BAD! We're waiting'.
A/N: That the first chapter after the prologue, hope it waz funny enough. Reviews would be VERY VERY muche appretiated ! So R&R, and have a nice day!!
Lesson 1: Getting started
A/N: Here it is! Dancing Lesson #1! Yipee! Don't own LOD, all this is just the result of my overly active imagination, plz do not sue me!
~*~*~*~
Meru: Yeeeeee.!!! * high pitched scream *
Dart: What was that for? * rubbing ears * Completely uncalled for.
Meru: I'm just so exited and HAPPY!!
Kongol: Kongol not like Wingly when happy.
Shana: It's good to be happy.
Dart: Not like that.
Miranda: *#@^ !!! What the hell?!
Meru: Miranda! No swearing in MY dance class! * Adapts superior tone of voice *
Miranda: * Quietly * @*^_* ...
Dart: Well, I'll be leaving now. Shana, have a great time! * runs away *
Meru: Oh no you don't! * pulls Dart back by the ear * Your staying until you could do a perfect 360 degree spin in the air as well as the splits!
Dart: O.o NONONONONONONO !!!!!! Hhheelllppp meee!!
Kongol: Kongol not like Dart when happy either.
Shana: That would be.. Interesting to see Meru.
Haschel: Well now, what did I miss.
Miranda: Nothing! God dammit you're late!
Haschel: .I know.
Shana: Any particular reason?
Haschel: .I dunno.
Meru: He's getting old! And slow.
Dart: Yea, can't expect too much out of the old man. * pats Haschel on the back *
Haschel: Eh. * Evil grin, grabs Dart's hand and twisted it hard *
Dart: X_* Oowww! You broke my hand!! Now I can't dance. * whispers* Thanks Haschel!
Meru: Who cares, you don't need your hands in my dance class anyways. Chop 'em off for all I care.
Dart: *@*#!!
Shana: Dart! How could you say such a word?!
Miranda: * sly grin * The boy's getting' to be more like me.
Albert: And I'm pretty sure it's not a very good thing.
Miranda: Whaddya say you *@&^# !!!!
Meru: Yo AL! You took yer beauty time to get here didn't ya? I don't like waitin' ya know? * narrow eyes *
Albert: Well, you see. I had to attend to a meeting which took-
Meru: Blah blah blah and yaddy yaddy yea blah! You're LATE! No excuses! * grabs stunning hammer and spanks Albert ** WHAM! *
Albert: T.T
Dart: That's gotta hurt.
Haschel: Maybe for months.
Shana: The poor king.
Miranda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Meru: You too Miranda! For swearing in class! * WHAM! *
Miranda: + .V Shana: I've never seen such a face before.
Kongol: Kongol not like that face.
Haschel: Kongol! How did you get here? Last time I saw you, you were trying out the crouching chiken stance then you fell into the sea.
Kongol: Me swim all the way here.
Dart: Impressive.
Albert: Indeed, it must have been a record.
Haschel: You seemed to have recovered rather fast your Majesty.
Albert: Yes, My arse seemed to have gone completely numb, I don't feel abit of pain.
Shana: ..Is that a good thing?
Albert: Depends on the different perspectives.
Shana: Oh. So what about Miranda?
Albert: She is either very lucky or unlucky.
Shana: I see.
Miranda: Whadija say about me!?
Meru: Pipe down Miranda! Or do you want another spankin' ?
Miranda: Sorry madame.
Meru: No French in class! * WHAM! *
Miranda: @_X * knocked out cold*
Dart: What do you have against French?
Meru: * Death Glare *
Dart: Hit me. Hit me PLEASE!!
Meru: Nope.
Dart: * Relived yet disappointed * Why not? So no punishment? Meru: I didn't say that. Double class time!
Dart: NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! * continues on for ten more minutes *
Albert: Not bad, that might have also been a record.
Kongol: Kongol think Dart have bad singing voice.
Shana: I agree completely. See what I have to live with?
Meru: So? Who told you to marry him?
Shana: Um.We're not exactly married.
Miranda: * jumps up suddenly * What?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! *runs over to Dart, grabs him and starts French kissing him *
Shana: . * stares at the two make-out *
Meru: I SAID NO FRENCH !!!! * whacks both Dart and Miranda *
Dart: V . *
Miranda: - . @
Haschel: Such interesting faces.
Albert: Perhaps another record? I'll have to look it up later.
Meru: Sheesh! Look at the time!
Haschel: Where? * looks around *
Meru: Just imagine it!
Kongol: Kongol have bad imagination.
Shana: Poor Knogol.
Albert: How very sad . another record?
Meru: WUT'S WITH YOU AND RECORDS ?!!
Albert: * Tries to look innocent * So very sorry.
Haschel: Calm Meru. Take deep breaths. Slow.
Meru: * Takes deep breath* Hey, it works!
Shana: I suppose we can't start until these two * Accidently kicks Dart* wake up.
Meru: I suppose. We'll wait.
Kongol: Kongol no like wait.
Meru: Yea, well, too BAD! We're waiting'.
A/N: That the first chapter after the prologue, hope it waz funny enough. Reviews would be VERY VERY muche appretiated ! So R&R, and have a nice day!!
