Dancing Lessons

Lesson 1: Getting started

A/N: Here it is! Dancing Lesson #1! Yipee! Don't own LOD, all this is just the result of my overly active imagination, plz do not sue me!

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Meru: Yeeeeee.!!! * high pitched scream *

Dart: What was that for? * rubbing ears * Completely uncalled for.

Meru: I'm just so exited and HAPPY!!

Kongol: Kongol not like Wingly when happy.

Shana: It's good to be happy.

Dart: Not like that.

Miranda: *#@^ !!! What the hell?!

Meru: Miranda! No swearing in MY dance class! * Adapts superior tone of voice *

Miranda: * Quietly * @*^_* ...

Dart: Well, I'll be leaving now. Shana, have a great time! * runs away *

Meru: Oh no you don't! * pulls Dart back by the ear * Your staying until you could do a perfect 360 degree spin in the air as well as the splits!

Dart: O.o NONONONONONONO !!!!!! Hhheelllppp meee!!

Kongol: Kongol not like Dart when happy either.

Shana: That would be.. Interesting to see Meru.

Haschel: Well now, what did I miss.

Miranda: Nothing! God dammit you're late!

Haschel: .I know.

Shana: Any particular reason?

Haschel: .I dunno.

Meru: He's getting old! And slow.

Dart: Yea, can't expect too much out of the old man. * pats Haschel on the back *

Haschel: Eh. * Evil grin, grabs Dart's hand and twisted it hard *

Dart: X_* Oowww! You broke my hand!! Now I can't dance. * whispers* Thanks Haschel!

Meru: Who cares, you don't need your hands in my dance class anyways. Chop 'em off for all I care.

Dart: *@*#!!

Shana: Dart! How could you say such a word?!

Miranda: * sly grin * The boy's getting' to be more like me.

Albert: And I'm pretty sure it's not a very good thing.

Miranda: Whaddya say you *@&^# !!!!

Meru: Yo AL! You took yer beauty time to get here didn't ya? I don't like waitin' ya know? * narrow eyes *

Albert: Well, you see. I had to attend to a meeting which took-

Meru: Blah blah blah and yaddy yaddy yea blah! You're LATE! No excuses! * grabs stunning hammer and spanks Albert ** WHAM! *

Albert: T.T

Dart: That's gotta hurt.

Haschel: Maybe for months.

Shana: The poor king.

Miranda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Meru: You too Miranda! For swearing in class! * WHAM! *

Miranda: + .V Shana: I've never seen such a face before.

Kongol: Kongol not like that face.

Haschel: Kongol! How did you get here? Last time I saw you, you were trying out the crouching chiken stance then you fell into the sea.

Kongol: Me swim all the way here.

Dart: Impressive.

Albert: Indeed, it must have been a record.

Haschel: You seemed to have recovered rather fast your Majesty.

Albert: Yes, My arse seemed to have gone completely numb, I don't feel abit of pain.

Shana: ..Is that a good thing?

Albert: Depends on the different perspectives.

Shana: Oh. So what about Miranda?

Albert: She is either very lucky or unlucky.

Shana: I see.

Miranda: Whadija say about me!?

Meru: Pipe down Miranda! Or do you want another spankin' ?

Miranda: Sorry madame.

Meru: No French in class! * WHAM! *

Miranda: @_X * knocked out cold*

Dart: What do you have against French?

Meru: * Death Glare *

Dart: Hit me. Hit me PLEASE!!

Meru: Nope.

Dart: * Relived yet disappointed * Why not? So no punishment? Meru: I didn't say that. Double class time!

Dart: NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!! * continues on for ten more minutes *

Albert: Not bad, that might have also been a record.

Kongol: Kongol think Dart have bad singing voice.

Shana: I agree completely. See what I have to live with?

Meru: So? Who told you to marry him?

Shana: Um.We're not exactly married.

Miranda: * jumps up suddenly * What?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! *runs over to Dart, grabs him and starts French kissing him *

Shana: . * stares at the two make-out *

Meru: I SAID NO FRENCH !!!! * whacks both Dart and Miranda *

Dart: V . *

Miranda: - . @

Haschel: Such interesting faces.

Albert: Perhaps another record? I'll have to look it up later.

Meru: Sheesh! Look at the time!

Haschel: Where? * looks around *

Meru: Just imagine it!

Kongol: Kongol have bad imagination.

Shana: Poor Knogol.

Albert: How very sad . another record?

Meru: WUT'S WITH YOU AND RECORDS ?!!

Albert: * Tries to look innocent * So very sorry.

Haschel: Calm Meru. Take deep breaths. Slow.

Meru: * Takes deep breath* Hey, it works!

Shana: I suppose we can't start until these two * Accidently kicks Dart* wake up.

Meru: I suppose. We'll wait.

Kongol: Kongol no like wait.

Meru: Yea, well, too BAD! We're waiting'.

A/N: That the first chapter after the prologue, hope it waz funny enough. Reviews would be VERY VERY muche appretiated ! So R&R, and have a nice day!!