*Claps hands* Ho-kay! As the brilliant Pink says: "I'm... comin' out! So you better get this party started!")
***CHAPTER THREE: SOMEDAY, MY PRINCE WILL COME...***
((*"Hot in Herre" begins to play on the stereo... bass thumps*))
STAGEY AND SAPPHY: Woohoo!!!
NEWSIES: *look confused*
SAPPHY: *To Stagey* Do you get why they keep addin' extra "R"s???
STAGEY: *shrugs* C'mon., fellas! *gets her groove on*
JACK: *Slowly walks over to Stage* Would ya care tah dance wid me? *Smiles*
((Whee-hee!!))
STAGEY: *giddy as a schoolgirl* Okay! *snickers* Know how to dance?
JACK: Do I know how tah dance? DO I KNOW HOW TAH DANCE??!?! *Pause* I think I do...
((Well, he's cute. We never said he was SMART.))
STAGEY: *giggles and proceeds to groove, with or without Jack*
SAPPHY: Hey Stagey! Maybe you should teach him the art of freakin'! *Winks, Laughs evilly*
STAGEY: *eyes light up like a kid on Christmas day but hesitates* I dunno, Sapph. I might scare 'im!
SAPPHY: *Proceeds to attempt to get Dutchy and Specs to freak together* Ahh... He lives in New York... It might not surprise him THAT much...
DUTCHY: *scared poopless* Uh, Sapphy? This wouldn't by any chance have to do with dat 'slash' t'ing would it??
SAPPHY: *Innocently* Maybe...
STAGEY: *stifles a giggle at Sapphy*
((GAWD! I love slash!! *makes a mental note to make that her next project*))
SPECS: I uh... Got tah go tah da bathroom... *Bolts to the bathroom*
STAGEY: Pshh. Yeah, whatever!
JACK: *After watching the scene with Dutchy and Specs, he turns back to Stage* Okay, teach me...
((*shines nails on shirt* Honey, I'll teach you ALL my secrets.))
SAPPHY: *Giggles in the background*
STAGEY: Heh heh... okay, you asked for it! *thumbs up to Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Thumbs up*
STAGEY: *proceeds to educate Jack in the art of sandwich dancing*
SAPPHY: *Grins widely* GO STAGEY! WHOO!
NEWSIES: *all gawk*
BLINK: I didn't know you could DO that wit yer clothes on...
((*blushes* Aw, criminy.))
SAPPHY: Bump and grind his brains out!
STAGEY: *turns a brilliant shade of red and stops abruptly* Ahh, they're all watching!
RACE: *cocks eyebrow at Sapphy* 'Ey... wanna teach me how ta do that?
SAPPHY: *Watches Stage and Jack* No.. Not really...
((Aw, Sapphy!! Poor kid. Ya don't know what ya got until you don't got it... I think.))
RACE: *mutters curses under his cigar... goes to raid the cupboard*
STAGEY: *very much embarassed, leaves the dance floor and goes for a Vanilla Pepsi*
SAPPHY: *Stops all action* Wait... I smell... Vanilla pepsi! AHHH!!!!!!!!!
NEWSIES: Vanilla WHA?
SAPPHY: *Runs after Stage to get her hands on the lovely drink... Chugs a whole can*
STAGEY: *clinks cans with Sapphy* Cheers! *rummages through her fridge and passes a can to everyone*
SAPPHY: Bottoms up! *Starts on her second one*
DAVEY: To our man Denton! *realizes what he said* Oh, bloody hell.
SAPPHY: *Stares* David?
((*All newsie action stops*))
SAPPHY: Question: What's your relationship with Denty??
SNODDY: *snickers*
SAPPHY: Hmm???
DAVEY: *defensive* I don't have any relationship with him!
SAPPHY: So... There's no business relationship... No friendship....
DAVEY:.....
SAPPHY: No.. *Cough cough* LOVERS! *Cough cough*
LES: Hey, Davey! How 'bout you tell everyone about that time real late at night when you an' Denton--
DAVEY: SHUT UP!
SAPPHY: *Gasps* Oh my God Stagey... the rumors are TRUE.
STAGEY: Dear me!
RACE: That's MY line!
STAGEY: Sorry.
DAVEY: *grumbles* It was just a one-time thing... I SWEAR!!
SAPPHY: AHHH!!!! I got a mental image! *hits self in head repetively* GETOUT!GETOUT!GETOUT!
STAGEY: *gags and binds Davey and sticks him in the laundry room* It's okay, Sapph!
((Always ten percent better when you can gag and bind the offending person.))
SAPPHY: Whoo... *Takes a deep breath* I'm okay now... *Uses Race as a leaning post*
DUTCHY: *brightens* I LIKE 2003!!
PIE EATER: Me too!
BUMLETS: I wanna stay here forever! *spins on ceiling fan*
STAGEY: *meeps* Oh my god, SAPPHY! He's using MY fan!! *beams*
SAPPHY: *Falls into Race, awestruck*
RACE: *smiles dashingly, thumbs up to the audience* Sh-yes!!
((Atta boy, Race! *thumbs up*))
SAPPHY: *Watches Bumlets* He's like a.... Spinnin' angel...
STAGEY: Hang on a second... where is Spot?... *dashes into the den where Spot is leaning over Butters' inert shape* SPOT!! DON'T TOUCH HER!!
SAPPHY: Oh God... Spot. You're a cradle robber! *gags*
((Gah.. SO wrong.))
STAGEY: *pauses* Wait a second... Spot, you're like what, 15? 16?...
SPOT: Nineteen...
STAGEY: HOLY SHIT!
BUTTERS: *gains consciousness* AHHH! SPOT!
JACK: *Leans over to Stagey* So.... Ahem.. How old are youse??
STAGEY: *cocks an eyebrow* Apparently Butters is okay with it... *grins at Jack* Me? Seventeen!
JACK: Me too...
((*singing* It's a small world after all...))
SAPPHY: No shit... I mean, your son' goes.. *Singing* EVEN AT SEVENTEEN!!!!
STAGEY: *smirks at Sapphy*
BUTTERS: *gets up, pulls Spot into the linen closet, and proceeds to, erm.*
((Erm. 'Nuff said.))
SAPPHY: AHHH!!!! BUTTERS! He's five years older than you!!!!
STAGEY: *can't help but laugh*
SAPPHY: *Gags*
BUTTERS: Love knows no age!!
SAPPHY: I think I'm gonna be sick...
STAGEY: *gets out barf bag*
SAPPHY: Thanks... *Takes herself and barf bag into the bathroom* SPECS! Open the door! I need the bathroom!
SPECS: Nuh-uh!
SAPPHY: *Growls*
STAGEY: *gets wide-eyed upon hearing strange noises coming from the vicinity of the closet*
SAPPHY: *Runs over to the closet door and bangs on it* SPOT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WHATEVER YOU'RE DOIN'! JUST STOP!
SPOT: But she WANTS ta!
BUTTERS: Damn straight!
SAPPHY: *Clamps hands over ears* I'm not hearin' this...
STAGEY: *brings over Snipeshooter* Hey listen, sis... I got a nice YOUNG newsie for ya.
SAPPHY: It's illegal what he's doin'!
STAGEY: In this state, if she gives consent... well.
SAPPHY: *Evil grin* Spot, did you hear that? You'll be put in jail for what you're doin'...
((*sing-song voice* Spot's goin' to ja-il! Spot's goin' to ja-il!))
BUTTERS: I don't want Snipeshooter! I want Spot!! *proceeds to cry*
SPOT: *Bursts out of the closet*
BUTTERS: *gropes for Spot longingly*
SPOT: *Shakes Sapphy* Why didn't youse tell me??
SAPPHY: Mehe...
STAGEY: Wow.
SAPPHY: *Turns to Stagey* What?
BUTTERS: I'm going to my room! *stomps off!*
STAGEY: It's just... whoa. *shakes head* There is NO amount of therapy that could make this moment okay.
RACE: *Smirks* Good ding we's both eighteen, right Sapphy? *Puts his arm around her*
STAGEY: *cough*
SAPPHY: *Very long pause* I'm almost seventeen...
STAGEY: Ah, we'll make an exception for you!
RACE: Yeah... *smile*
SPOT: WHAT?!?! I can go tah jail, but not HIM?!?!?!
STAGEY: Yer damn right!
SAPPHY: *Nods*
BUMLETS: *hops off of the fan* The future is so twisted... I LIKE IT!
BLINK: I wanna party!!
SAPPHY: *Smiles* Okay... *Starts waltzing with herself* Someday, my prince will come...
STAGEY: *in her Mary Poppins voice* If we must, we must! Ah... me too!! *waltzes with herself*
SAPPHY: *Starts humming the rest, 'cause she doesn't know the rest for sure, Waltzes over to Stagey* Mind if I cut in?
STAGEY: Of course! *waltzes with Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Giggles, waltzes with Stagey* *Singing* I know you... I walked with you once upon a dream....
NEWSIES: *stand around, looking dumbfounded*
SAPPHY: I know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar to me!!!
STAGEY: Yay! *stops dancing abruptly* Oh my GOD, guys. You HAVE to watch the Disney Princess movies!!
((Am I a friggin' genius or what?))
RACE: WHA?
SAPPHY: *Giggles* SLEEPING BEAUTY! OH PLEASE! *Begs at Stageys feet*
STAGEY: Sleeping Beauty it is!!
SAPPHY: *Sighs* I love Sleeping Beauty... It's so romantic... *Gets dreamy* *Sing to self* And I know it's true... *Sighs* Too bad WE don't have any prince charmin's eh Stagey??? *Stares at the wall dreamily*
STAGEY: *growls*
SAPPHY: *Snaps out of it* What?
STAGEY: *wants a Prince Charming*
SAPPHY: *Ditto* *Pouts*
JACK: *Walks over to Stagey, a little more hesitant from before with the freak dancing* *Bows* I'll be your prince. *Smiles*
((Meep. Guys, take note!!!!))
STAGEY: *collapses from the sheer joy of it all!*
RACE: *approaches Sapphy with a wicked grin* Someone call fer a Prince Charmin'?
((*waves Sapphy's hand in the air happily* SHE DID! SHE DID!))
SAPPHY: *Grins wildly at Race* *Glomps him* *Giggles*
RACE: *glomps Sapphy*
SAPPHY: HEY! I Glomped YOU! *Refuses to be on the bottom*
RACE: *pauses* Sorry. *allows himself for be glomped by Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Wicked grin* Non pensi niente esso. La mia parte piccola di carne...
RACE: *Slack jawed*
STAGEY: *starts to come back from her little episode*
JACK: *Helps Stagey up* What did she say Race?
RACE: I'd rather not repeat it...
STAGEY: *titters* Wooo....
RACE: Meep.
((Meep, indeed, Race! Apparently Sapphy, too, is one smooooth operator! *winks*))
SPOT: *Chuckles* Youse so whipped...
DUTCHY: Yeah, whipped!!
RACE: *Glares at the newsies* Youse would be tah if she was da slightest interested in ya!
NEWSIES: *shut up*
JACK: *Holds Stagey close... Stares into her eyes*
STAGEY: *wide-eyed, in tiny voice* Meep.
SAPPHY: *Arches eyebrow* Stagey?
STAGEY: *off in her own world...* Wha?
((Lord, you can take me now....))
RACE: *cocks eyebrow at Sapphy and seizes her passionately*
SAPPHY: I love God for goin' out on a bowlin' night...
RACE: MY turn ta glomp you!! *proceeds to glomp Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Raises eyes to the Heavens* Thank you...
((GOD: You're welcome!))
JACK: *Leans into Stagey*
STAGEY: *would pray... but erm... speechless* *squeaks* Thank you God?
JACK: You'se so beautiful... *Kisses Stagey amorously*
STAGEY: *can now die a happy girl*
((*swoons and staggers to her feet* Meep.))
MUSH: *Shuffles his feet* What about me? I's so alone... *Puppy face*
NEWSIES: *All nod sadly*
((Don't worry, boys!! Our CC girls are a-comin' ever closer!!))
STAGEY: *clicks on "Sleeping Beauty' and the others are suddenly entertained, leaving the happy couples alone*
RACE: *observes the scene and stares into Sapphy's eyes* Let's do that....
SAPPHY: *Stares at Race* Aren't we already? *Gestures to the fact he's on top of her*
RACE: *grins* Let's do it some more!
SAPPHY: Mehe...
((*turns on Barry White to get Race and Sapphy in "the mood"*))
JACK: *Carries Stagey to the couch, embraces her*
STAGEY: *momentarily shoots Sapphy the ol' thumbs up*
SAPPHY: *Returns the thumbs up to Stagey*
((Oooh! I want the Barry White too!! *takes stereo*))
RACE: *make out session...!*
SPOT: *Watching television* WOW! Dat Aurora chick is HOT!
((For the LOVE OF GOD, SPOT!))
STAGEY: *rolls eyes*
SAPPHY: *Stops in mid-kiss* Ugh... I'm no longer in the mood... *Wiggles out from under Race*
RACE: *whimpers* Sapphy? Glomp? *tries Mush's puppy-dog eyes*
SAPPHY: Hey, blame it on Spot and that mouth of his.. Sorry babe. *Lightly taps his cheek... Walks over and sits between Tumbler and Crutchy, proceeds to watch Sleeping Beauty*
JACK: *Turns to Stagey* Did HE spoil our moment?
(('Scuse me, Jacky-boy? Are we KIDDIN' ourselves here??))
STAGEY: *looks at Sapphy, then at Jack* Nope!
JACK: *Whispers* Hallelujah! *Kisses Stagey's forehead... Then her cheek... Then on the lips*
RACE: *growls at Spot* Dammit, Spot!
((*hands Race a blackjack* Get 'im, Race!))
SPOT: *Cackles evilly as Race tries to snag him*
RACE: Damn you, Conlon! We ain't on yer turf no more, an' I can kick yer ass!
SPOT: If I can't have no fun, neither can you! *Giggles*
SAPPHY: *Slowly* Did Spot Conlon just... GIGGLE???
RACE: Oh, what, Spotty? You WANT Butters?
SPOT: What da Hell do ya dink? I's come forward over a hundred years, and instantly find a goil who likes me!
STAGEY: *pauses from cuddle session with Jack* What the hell, man?
JACK: *Looks at Stage strangely* What? No!
STAGE: *refuses to let it faze her*
JACK: *Tries to proceed cuddling*
STAGE: *cuddles back*
RACE: *shakes head* C'mon, Sapphy! THEY don't let Spot get to 'em! Why can't WE do that?
SAPPHY: B-But... Sleepin' Beauty is on... *Watches Aurora dance with Prince Phillip*
RACE: Would dis help? *dances with her like Aurora and Philip are dancing*
SAPPHY: *Jaw drops* Oh my gosh! I found my prince! *Swoons*
((Yes, you sure did, Sapphy m'dear!! And what about the others? Ah, they'll get theirs soon!!))
PIE EATER: *eagerly* Ya mean it, Stagey??
STAGEY: *in Scuttle voice* Have I ever been wrong? I mean, when it's important? *looks over at Sapphy and Race being adorable* Well, I'd originally have Sapphy over here to tell you to review our stuff... but she's er... busy at the moment. *wants to be "busy" with Jack* So, I'LL do it this chappie! Pweez review! *sticks out lower lip*
JACK: You'se so cute when ya beg... *glomps Stagey*
STAGEY: YAHOO! *pulls down the shade* GO REVIEW!!
***CHAPTER THREE: SOMEDAY, MY PRINCE WILL COME...***
((*"Hot in Herre" begins to play on the stereo... bass thumps*))
STAGEY AND SAPPHY: Woohoo!!!
NEWSIES: *look confused*
SAPPHY: *To Stagey* Do you get why they keep addin' extra "R"s???
STAGEY: *shrugs* C'mon., fellas! *gets her groove on*
JACK: *Slowly walks over to Stage* Would ya care tah dance wid me? *Smiles*
((Whee-hee!!))
STAGEY: *giddy as a schoolgirl* Okay! *snickers* Know how to dance?
JACK: Do I know how tah dance? DO I KNOW HOW TAH DANCE??!?! *Pause* I think I do...
((Well, he's cute. We never said he was SMART.))
STAGEY: *giggles and proceeds to groove, with or without Jack*
SAPPHY: Hey Stagey! Maybe you should teach him the art of freakin'! *Winks, Laughs evilly*
STAGEY: *eyes light up like a kid on Christmas day but hesitates* I dunno, Sapph. I might scare 'im!
SAPPHY: *Proceeds to attempt to get Dutchy and Specs to freak together* Ahh... He lives in New York... It might not surprise him THAT much...
DUTCHY: *scared poopless* Uh, Sapphy? This wouldn't by any chance have to do with dat 'slash' t'ing would it??
SAPPHY: *Innocently* Maybe...
STAGEY: *stifles a giggle at Sapphy*
((GAWD! I love slash!! *makes a mental note to make that her next project*))
SPECS: I uh... Got tah go tah da bathroom... *Bolts to the bathroom*
STAGEY: Pshh. Yeah, whatever!
JACK: *After watching the scene with Dutchy and Specs, he turns back to Stage* Okay, teach me...
((*shines nails on shirt* Honey, I'll teach you ALL my secrets.))
SAPPHY: *Giggles in the background*
STAGEY: Heh heh... okay, you asked for it! *thumbs up to Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Thumbs up*
STAGEY: *proceeds to educate Jack in the art of sandwich dancing*
SAPPHY: *Grins widely* GO STAGEY! WHOO!
NEWSIES: *all gawk*
BLINK: I didn't know you could DO that wit yer clothes on...
((*blushes* Aw, criminy.))
SAPPHY: Bump and grind his brains out!
STAGEY: *turns a brilliant shade of red and stops abruptly* Ahh, they're all watching!
RACE: *cocks eyebrow at Sapphy* 'Ey... wanna teach me how ta do that?
SAPPHY: *Watches Stage and Jack* No.. Not really...
((Aw, Sapphy!! Poor kid. Ya don't know what ya got until you don't got it... I think.))
RACE: *mutters curses under his cigar... goes to raid the cupboard*
STAGEY: *very much embarassed, leaves the dance floor and goes for a Vanilla Pepsi*
SAPPHY: *Stops all action* Wait... I smell... Vanilla pepsi! AHHH!!!!!!!!!
NEWSIES: Vanilla WHA?
SAPPHY: *Runs after Stage to get her hands on the lovely drink... Chugs a whole can*
STAGEY: *clinks cans with Sapphy* Cheers! *rummages through her fridge and passes a can to everyone*
SAPPHY: Bottoms up! *Starts on her second one*
DAVEY: To our man Denton! *realizes what he said* Oh, bloody hell.
SAPPHY: *Stares* David?
((*All newsie action stops*))
SAPPHY: Question: What's your relationship with Denty??
SNODDY: *snickers*
SAPPHY: Hmm???
DAVEY: *defensive* I don't have any relationship with him!
SAPPHY: So... There's no business relationship... No friendship....
DAVEY:.....
SAPPHY: No.. *Cough cough* LOVERS! *Cough cough*
LES: Hey, Davey! How 'bout you tell everyone about that time real late at night when you an' Denton--
DAVEY: SHUT UP!
SAPPHY: *Gasps* Oh my God Stagey... the rumors are TRUE.
STAGEY: Dear me!
RACE: That's MY line!
STAGEY: Sorry.
DAVEY: *grumbles* It was just a one-time thing... I SWEAR!!
SAPPHY: AHHH!!!! I got a mental image! *hits self in head repetively* GETOUT!GETOUT!GETOUT!
STAGEY: *gags and binds Davey and sticks him in the laundry room* It's okay, Sapph!
((Always ten percent better when you can gag and bind the offending person.))
SAPPHY: Whoo... *Takes a deep breath* I'm okay now... *Uses Race as a leaning post*
DUTCHY: *brightens* I LIKE 2003!!
PIE EATER: Me too!
BUMLETS: I wanna stay here forever! *spins on ceiling fan*
STAGEY: *meeps* Oh my god, SAPPHY! He's using MY fan!! *beams*
SAPPHY: *Falls into Race, awestruck*
RACE: *smiles dashingly, thumbs up to the audience* Sh-yes!!
((Atta boy, Race! *thumbs up*))
SAPPHY: *Watches Bumlets* He's like a.... Spinnin' angel...
STAGEY: Hang on a second... where is Spot?... *dashes into the den where Spot is leaning over Butters' inert shape* SPOT!! DON'T TOUCH HER!!
SAPPHY: Oh God... Spot. You're a cradle robber! *gags*
((Gah.. SO wrong.))
STAGEY: *pauses* Wait a second... Spot, you're like what, 15? 16?...
SPOT: Nineteen...
STAGEY: HOLY SHIT!
BUTTERS: *gains consciousness* AHHH! SPOT!
JACK: *Leans over to Stagey* So.... Ahem.. How old are youse??
STAGEY: *cocks an eyebrow* Apparently Butters is okay with it... *grins at Jack* Me? Seventeen!
JACK: Me too...
((*singing* It's a small world after all...))
SAPPHY: No shit... I mean, your son' goes.. *Singing* EVEN AT SEVENTEEN!!!!
STAGEY: *smirks at Sapphy*
BUTTERS: *gets up, pulls Spot into the linen closet, and proceeds to, erm.*
((Erm. 'Nuff said.))
SAPPHY: AHHH!!!! BUTTERS! He's five years older than you!!!!
STAGEY: *can't help but laugh*
SAPPHY: *Gags*
BUTTERS: Love knows no age!!
SAPPHY: I think I'm gonna be sick...
STAGEY: *gets out barf bag*
SAPPHY: Thanks... *Takes herself and barf bag into the bathroom* SPECS! Open the door! I need the bathroom!
SPECS: Nuh-uh!
SAPPHY: *Growls*
STAGEY: *gets wide-eyed upon hearing strange noises coming from the vicinity of the closet*
SAPPHY: *Runs over to the closet door and bangs on it* SPOT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WHATEVER YOU'RE DOIN'! JUST STOP!
SPOT: But she WANTS ta!
BUTTERS: Damn straight!
SAPPHY: *Clamps hands over ears* I'm not hearin' this...
STAGEY: *brings over Snipeshooter* Hey listen, sis... I got a nice YOUNG newsie for ya.
SAPPHY: It's illegal what he's doin'!
STAGEY: In this state, if she gives consent... well.
SAPPHY: *Evil grin* Spot, did you hear that? You'll be put in jail for what you're doin'...
((*sing-song voice* Spot's goin' to ja-il! Spot's goin' to ja-il!))
BUTTERS: I don't want Snipeshooter! I want Spot!! *proceeds to cry*
SPOT: *Bursts out of the closet*
BUTTERS: *gropes for Spot longingly*
SPOT: *Shakes Sapphy* Why didn't youse tell me??
SAPPHY: Mehe...
STAGEY: Wow.
SAPPHY: *Turns to Stagey* What?
BUTTERS: I'm going to my room! *stomps off!*
STAGEY: It's just... whoa. *shakes head* There is NO amount of therapy that could make this moment okay.
RACE: *Smirks* Good ding we's both eighteen, right Sapphy? *Puts his arm around her*
STAGEY: *cough*
SAPPHY: *Very long pause* I'm almost seventeen...
STAGEY: Ah, we'll make an exception for you!
RACE: Yeah... *smile*
SPOT: WHAT?!?! I can go tah jail, but not HIM?!?!?!
STAGEY: Yer damn right!
SAPPHY: *Nods*
BUMLETS: *hops off of the fan* The future is so twisted... I LIKE IT!
BLINK: I wanna party!!
SAPPHY: *Smiles* Okay... *Starts waltzing with herself* Someday, my prince will come...
STAGEY: *in her Mary Poppins voice* If we must, we must! Ah... me too!! *waltzes with herself*
SAPPHY: *Starts humming the rest, 'cause she doesn't know the rest for sure, Waltzes over to Stagey* Mind if I cut in?
STAGEY: Of course! *waltzes with Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Giggles, waltzes with Stagey* *Singing* I know you... I walked with you once upon a dream....
NEWSIES: *stand around, looking dumbfounded*
SAPPHY: I know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar to me!!!
STAGEY: Yay! *stops dancing abruptly* Oh my GOD, guys. You HAVE to watch the Disney Princess movies!!
((Am I a friggin' genius or what?))
RACE: WHA?
SAPPHY: *Giggles* SLEEPING BEAUTY! OH PLEASE! *Begs at Stageys feet*
STAGEY: Sleeping Beauty it is!!
SAPPHY: *Sighs* I love Sleeping Beauty... It's so romantic... *Gets dreamy* *Sing to self* And I know it's true... *Sighs* Too bad WE don't have any prince charmin's eh Stagey??? *Stares at the wall dreamily*
STAGEY: *growls*
SAPPHY: *Snaps out of it* What?
STAGEY: *wants a Prince Charming*
SAPPHY: *Ditto* *Pouts*
JACK: *Walks over to Stagey, a little more hesitant from before with the freak dancing* *Bows* I'll be your prince. *Smiles*
((Meep. Guys, take note!!!!))
STAGEY: *collapses from the sheer joy of it all!*
RACE: *approaches Sapphy with a wicked grin* Someone call fer a Prince Charmin'?
((*waves Sapphy's hand in the air happily* SHE DID! SHE DID!))
SAPPHY: *Grins wildly at Race* *Glomps him* *Giggles*
RACE: *glomps Sapphy*
SAPPHY: HEY! I Glomped YOU! *Refuses to be on the bottom*
RACE: *pauses* Sorry. *allows himself for be glomped by Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Wicked grin* Non pensi niente esso. La mia parte piccola di carne...
RACE: *Slack jawed*
STAGEY: *starts to come back from her little episode*
JACK: *Helps Stagey up* What did she say Race?
RACE: I'd rather not repeat it...
STAGEY: *titters* Wooo....
RACE: Meep.
((Meep, indeed, Race! Apparently Sapphy, too, is one smooooth operator! *winks*))
SPOT: *Chuckles* Youse so whipped...
DUTCHY: Yeah, whipped!!
RACE: *Glares at the newsies* Youse would be tah if she was da slightest interested in ya!
NEWSIES: *shut up*
JACK: *Holds Stagey close... Stares into her eyes*
STAGEY: *wide-eyed, in tiny voice* Meep.
SAPPHY: *Arches eyebrow* Stagey?
STAGEY: *off in her own world...* Wha?
((Lord, you can take me now....))
RACE: *cocks eyebrow at Sapphy and seizes her passionately*
SAPPHY: I love God for goin' out on a bowlin' night...
RACE: MY turn ta glomp you!! *proceeds to glomp Sapphy*
SAPPHY: *Raises eyes to the Heavens* Thank you...
((GOD: You're welcome!))
JACK: *Leans into Stagey*
STAGEY: *would pray... but erm... speechless* *squeaks* Thank you God?
JACK: You'se so beautiful... *Kisses Stagey amorously*
STAGEY: *can now die a happy girl*
((*swoons and staggers to her feet* Meep.))
MUSH: *Shuffles his feet* What about me? I's so alone... *Puppy face*
NEWSIES: *All nod sadly*
((Don't worry, boys!! Our CC girls are a-comin' ever closer!!))
STAGEY: *clicks on "Sleeping Beauty' and the others are suddenly entertained, leaving the happy couples alone*
RACE: *observes the scene and stares into Sapphy's eyes* Let's do that....
SAPPHY: *Stares at Race* Aren't we already? *Gestures to the fact he's on top of her*
RACE: *grins* Let's do it some more!
SAPPHY: Mehe...
((*turns on Barry White to get Race and Sapphy in "the mood"*))
JACK: *Carries Stagey to the couch, embraces her*
STAGEY: *momentarily shoots Sapphy the ol' thumbs up*
SAPPHY: *Returns the thumbs up to Stagey*
((Oooh! I want the Barry White too!! *takes stereo*))
RACE: *make out session...!*
SPOT: *Watching television* WOW! Dat Aurora chick is HOT!
((For the LOVE OF GOD, SPOT!))
STAGEY: *rolls eyes*
SAPPHY: *Stops in mid-kiss* Ugh... I'm no longer in the mood... *Wiggles out from under Race*
RACE: *whimpers* Sapphy? Glomp? *tries Mush's puppy-dog eyes*
SAPPHY: Hey, blame it on Spot and that mouth of his.. Sorry babe. *Lightly taps his cheek... Walks over and sits between Tumbler and Crutchy, proceeds to watch Sleeping Beauty*
JACK: *Turns to Stagey* Did HE spoil our moment?
(('Scuse me, Jacky-boy? Are we KIDDIN' ourselves here??))
STAGEY: *looks at Sapphy, then at Jack* Nope!
JACK: *Whispers* Hallelujah! *Kisses Stagey's forehead... Then her cheek... Then on the lips*
RACE: *growls at Spot* Dammit, Spot!
((*hands Race a blackjack* Get 'im, Race!))
SPOT: *Cackles evilly as Race tries to snag him*
RACE: Damn you, Conlon! We ain't on yer turf no more, an' I can kick yer ass!
SPOT: If I can't have no fun, neither can you! *Giggles*
SAPPHY: *Slowly* Did Spot Conlon just... GIGGLE???
RACE: Oh, what, Spotty? You WANT Butters?
SPOT: What da Hell do ya dink? I's come forward over a hundred years, and instantly find a goil who likes me!
STAGEY: *pauses from cuddle session with Jack* What the hell, man?
JACK: *Looks at Stage strangely* What? No!
STAGE: *refuses to let it faze her*
JACK: *Tries to proceed cuddling*
STAGE: *cuddles back*
RACE: *shakes head* C'mon, Sapphy! THEY don't let Spot get to 'em! Why can't WE do that?
SAPPHY: B-But... Sleepin' Beauty is on... *Watches Aurora dance with Prince Phillip*
RACE: Would dis help? *dances with her like Aurora and Philip are dancing*
SAPPHY: *Jaw drops* Oh my gosh! I found my prince! *Swoons*
((Yes, you sure did, Sapphy m'dear!! And what about the others? Ah, they'll get theirs soon!!))
PIE EATER: *eagerly* Ya mean it, Stagey??
STAGEY: *in Scuttle voice* Have I ever been wrong? I mean, when it's important? *looks over at Sapphy and Race being adorable* Well, I'd originally have Sapphy over here to tell you to review our stuff... but she's er... busy at the moment. *wants to be "busy" with Jack* So, I'LL do it this chappie! Pweez review! *sticks out lower lip*
JACK: You'se so cute when ya beg... *glomps Stagey*
STAGEY: YAHOO! *pulls down the shade* GO REVIEW!!
