Meru's Dancing Lessons
Lesson 2 : Let's do ballet !
A/N: The second chapter, are you ready for some ballet?! Yea! Eeekkk! Horrors of dancing! I dunno nothing about ballet, so be patient with me, okay? R&R! Don't forget. * Serious face *
Meru: Up up! Wake up! * Jumps and dances around and over Dart and Miranda, prodding them with her hammer *
Shana: That won't work, you have to go like this * Yanks D art up by the hair *
Dart: Ooww! * Sleeptalks * No mom, just a few more minutes. * Falls asleep *
Shana: It usually works, guess I'll have to find some other method to execute it's full potential. On the other hand. * Goes to Miranda * Long hair can be very painful when pulled.
Kongol: Kongol not understand human King.
Meru: Yea! Hair is hair, what's the difference?
Albert: Well, if you insist. I will demonstrate on our friend here, the lovely Sacred Sister Miranda!
Crickets chirping
Albert: Oh whatever. Where's the drumroll? Applauses? C'mon PEOPLE!
Meru: *throws a book at Albert * Shut up A1! And get in with the demonstration.
Albert: here goes. * Pulls Miranda's blond hair *
Miranada: * Glares at Albert * YOU LITTLE! @#$%^ *Punches Albert square in face *
Albert: X_O
Haschel: Ho ho, that's gotta hurt.
Meru: Miranda you bad girl! No swearing and hurting people in MY dance class.
Miranda : Like I give a !@#$.
Shana: You should, 'cause you haven't done so in quite a while. Kongol: Kongol not want to know what mean.
Haschel: Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
Meru: * Grows ten times in size with blazing background * I SAID NO SWEARING, NO HURTING PEEPS AND NO SARCASTIC REMARKS REGARDING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TOILET! AM I UNDERSTOOD?
Haschel: Yes, very well indeed!
Miranda: Yadda
Shana: Absolutely.
Kongol: Wingly big.
Meru: Yea. I DON"T LIKE BIG THOUGH * shrinks back* Muche better!
Albert:What did I mess?
Meru: NAMUCHE.
Haschel: How's the face?
Albert: Bloody nose, broken probably. One of my eyes exploded completely from the impact, but I can still see.
Kongol: That not good.
Meru: Eh well. You look demented but still healthy enough to do ballet.
Albert: Ballet? * Start cough, gagging, wheezing, and etc. *
Meru: Suck it up! I know you're faking!
Shana: What kind of ballet?
Meru: Hhmm.Either the Swan Lake or the Nutcracker.
Haschel: But we still need to wake dart up.
Miranda: Ooohh.He's so cute when asleep.
Meru: Miranda! Stay on topic! You can have it with him later. Not now
Shana: Whtat?!
Haschel: Life's tough Shana. Accept it. Besides Miranda is a better fighter anyhow.
Shana: .U TRAITORS! * Runs away *
Meru: Haschel you dope! There goes our only lead dancer!
Haschel: You can get another one you know.
Kongol: Kongol tired. I sit. * Sits on Dart *
Dart: * Screams * gag! GET THIS GIGANTO ODDA ME!!
Albert: Why did n't we think of that before?
Dart: 8 Crawls out from under Kongol * Oh.my. gawd.
Meru: * Throws Dart some ballet tights * Wear this.
Dart: Why?
Meru: Do you guestion my authority? Either that or a tootoo!
Dart: Oh fine.
Meru: Okay. Since we've lost our lead dancer, Shana. We'll be doing the nut cracker.
Haschel: We still don't have a lead dancer for that one either.
Meru: Listen! Don't question! Nutvracker! Dart as the Nutcracker.
Dart: Why me?
Meru: 'Cause I said so. Now. Heck, I can't even remember the charater names myself. Oh whatever, I'll make 'em up. The sweet innocent girl whose's grandpa gave her the nutcracker, I'll call her Rosaline.
Dart: You're kidding.
Meru: Nope. I'm not going to be in this play so. It can't be me. Not Miranda, I have another part for her.
Miranda: * Mutters *
Haschel: I'll do the part!
Dart: Plz don't!
Meru: haschel. Haschel. There are so many points I could point out WHY NOT, and none why.
Haschel: Well, you're out of people. No other female that I know of.
Albert: I know one.
Haschel: And who would that be? Emille? I think not.
Albert: Lisa.
Meru: Eh. No.
Lloyd: Miss Lenus.
Meru: Hell! She'd dead! And you are not suppose to be heve! And you're dead TOO!
Lioyd: So demanding.
Meru: You didn't sigh up, get out.
Lloyd" I'm hurt. * Walks off dejectedly *
Mery: that's settled. Okey, our lead dancer.
Dart: Oh! Who is it?
Meru: * Grin * Can ya guess.
Dart: is she a cute chick?
Meru: You can, Ah, that's up to you. It's someone really close you.
Dart: Me?
Shana: Youu have ANOTHER?! Why you Son of a !@#$%
Miranda: He has?! !@#$%^&
Haschel: Amen to that ^.^
Albert: Haschel!
Dart: I don't have anyone else! I swear on my life!
Meru: Hehehe, you're gonna remember her alright.
Dart: Really?! Is she cute?
Meru: Guess you nitwit dolt!
Dart: Um, geez I don't know any girls that much.
Meru: * roll eyes * You are so STUPID! I 'll give youu a clue. Ah, she fought with us.
Dart: with or against.
Meru: WITH!
Dart: .No way. Really?! Ohmygawd!
~ * ~ * ~ A/N: Yea! I love cliff hangers! You peeps in suspense? Hehehe, y'all probably guess who the 'chick' is. If not, next chapter peeps! Tune in! And review!
Lesson 2 : Let's do ballet !
A/N: The second chapter, are you ready for some ballet?! Yea! Eeekkk! Horrors of dancing! I dunno nothing about ballet, so be patient with me, okay? R&R! Don't forget. * Serious face *
Meru: Up up! Wake up! * Jumps and dances around and over Dart and Miranda, prodding them with her hammer *
Shana: That won't work, you have to go like this * Yanks D art up by the hair *
Dart: Ooww! * Sleeptalks * No mom, just a few more minutes. * Falls asleep *
Shana: It usually works, guess I'll have to find some other method to execute it's full potential. On the other hand. * Goes to Miranda * Long hair can be very painful when pulled.
Kongol: Kongol not understand human King.
Meru: Yea! Hair is hair, what's the difference?
Albert: Well, if you insist. I will demonstrate on our friend here, the lovely Sacred Sister Miranda!
Crickets chirping
Albert: Oh whatever. Where's the drumroll? Applauses? C'mon PEOPLE!
Meru: *throws a book at Albert * Shut up A1! And get in with the demonstration.
Albert: here goes. * Pulls Miranda's blond hair *
Miranada: * Glares at Albert * YOU LITTLE! @#$%^ *Punches Albert square in face *
Albert: X_O
Haschel: Ho ho, that's gotta hurt.
Meru: Miranda you bad girl! No swearing and hurting people in MY dance class.
Miranda : Like I give a !@#$.
Shana: You should, 'cause you haven't done so in quite a while. Kongol: Kongol not want to know what mean.
Haschel: Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
Meru: * Grows ten times in size with blazing background * I SAID NO SWEARING, NO HURTING PEEPS AND NO SARCASTIC REMARKS REGARDING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TOILET! AM I UNDERSTOOD?
Haschel: Yes, very well indeed!
Miranda: Yadda
Shana: Absolutely.
Kongol: Wingly big.
Meru: Yea. I DON"T LIKE BIG THOUGH * shrinks back* Muche better!
Albert:What did I mess?
Meru: NAMUCHE.
Haschel: How's the face?
Albert: Bloody nose, broken probably. One of my eyes exploded completely from the impact, but I can still see.
Kongol: That not good.
Meru: Eh well. You look demented but still healthy enough to do ballet.
Albert: Ballet? * Start cough, gagging, wheezing, and etc. *
Meru: Suck it up! I know you're faking!
Shana: What kind of ballet?
Meru: Hhmm.Either the Swan Lake or the Nutcracker.
Haschel: But we still need to wake dart up.
Miranda: Ooohh.He's so cute when asleep.
Meru: Miranda! Stay on topic! You can have it with him later. Not now
Shana: Whtat?!
Haschel: Life's tough Shana. Accept it. Besides Miranda is a better fighter anyhow.
Shana: .U TRAITORS! * Runs away *
Meru: Haschel you dope! There goes our only lead dancer!
Haschel: You can get another one you know.
Kongol: Kongol tired. I sit. * Sits on Dart *
Dart: * Screams * gag! GET THIS GIGANTO ODDA ME!!
Albert: Why did n't we think of that before?
Dart: 8 Crawls out from under Kongol * Oh.my. gawd.
Meru: * Throws Dart some ballet tights * Wear this.
Dart: Why?
Meru: Do you guestion my authority? Either that or a tootoo!
Dart: Oh fine.
Meru: Okay. Since we've lost our lead dancer, Shana. We'll be doing the nut cracker.
Haschel: We still don't have a lead dancer for that one either.
Meru: Listen! Don't question! Nutvracker! Dart as the Nutcracker.
Dart: Why me?
Meru: 'Cause I said so. Now. Heck, I can't even remember the charater names myself. Oh whatever, I'll make 'em up. The sweet innocent girl whose's grandpa gave her the nutcracker, I'll call her Rosaline.
Dart: You're kidding.
Meru: Nope. I'm not going to be in this play so. It can't be me. Not Miranda, I have another part for her.
Miranda: * Mutters *
Haschel: I'll do the part!
Dart: Plz don't!
Meru: haschel. Haschel. There are so many points I could point out WHY NOT, and none why.
Haschel: Well, you're out of people. No other female that I know of.
Albert: I know one.
Haschel: And who would that be? Emille? I think not.
Albert: Lisa.
Meru: Eh. No.
Lloyd: Miss Lenus.
Meru: Hell! She'd dead! And you are not suppose to be heve! And you're dead TOO!
Lioyd: So demanding.
Meru: You didn't sigh up, get out.
Lloyd" I'm hurt. * Walks off dejectedly *
Mery: that's settled. Okey, our lead dancer.
Dart: Oh! Who is it?
Meru: * Grin * Can ya guess.
Dart: is she a cute chick?
Meru: You can, Ah, that's up to you. It's someone really close you.
Dart: Me?
Shana: Youu have ANOTHER?! Why you Son of a !@#$%
Miranda: He has?! !@#$%^&
Haschel: Amen to that ^.^
Albert: Haschel!
Dart: I don't have anyone else! I swear on my life!
Meru: Hehehe, you're gonna remember her alright.
Dart: Really?! Is she cute?
Meru: Guess you nitwit dolt!
Dart: Um, geez I don't know any girls that much.
Meru: * roll eyes * You are so STUPID! I 'll give youu a clue. Ah, she fought with us.
Dart: with or against.
Meru: WITH!
Dart: .No way. Really?! Ohmygawd!
~ * ~ * ~ A/N: Yea! I love cliff hangers! You peeps in suspense? Hehehe, y'all probably guess who the 'chick' is. If not, next chapter peeps! Tune in! And review!
