Meru's Dancing Lessons

Lesson 2 : Let's do ballet !

A/N: The second chapter, are you ready for some ballet?! Yea! Eeekkk! Horrors of dancing! I dunno nothing about ballet, so be patient with me, okay? R&R! Don't forget. * Serious face *

Meru: Up up! Wake up! * Jumps and dances around and over Dart and Miranda, prodding them with her hammer *

Shana: That won't work, you have to go like this * Yanks D art up by the hair *

Dart: Ooww! * Sleeptalks * No mom, just a few more minutes. * Falls asleep *

Shana: It usually works, guess I'll have to find some other method to execute it's full potential. On the other hand. * Goes to Miranda * Long hair can be very painful when pulled.

Kongol: Kongol not understand human King.

Meru: Yea! Hair is hair, what's the difference?

Albert: Well, if you insist. I will demonstrate on our friend here, the lovely Sacred Sister Miranda!

Crickets chirping

Albert: Oh whatever. Where's the drumroll? Applauses? C'mon PEOPLE!

Meru: *throws a book at Albert * Shut up A1! And get in with the demonstration.

Albert: here goes. * Pulls Miranda's blond hair *

Miranada: * Glares at Albert * YOU LITTLE! @#$%^ *Punches Albert square in face *

Albert: X_O

Haschel: Ho ho, that's gotta hurt.

Meru: Miranda you bad girl! No swearing and hurting people in MY dance class.

Miranda : Like I give a !@#$.

Shana: You should, 'cause you haven't done so in quite a while. Kongol: Kongol not want to know what mean.

Haschel: Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!

Meru: * Grows ten times in size with blazing background * I SAID NO SWEARING, NO HURTING PEEPS AND NO SARCASTIC REMARKS REGARDING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TOILET! AM I UNDERSTOOD?

Haschel: Yes, very well indeed!

Miranda: Yadda

Shana: Absolutely.

Kongol: Wingly big.

Meru: Yea. I DON"T LIKE BIG THOUGH * shrinks back* Muche better!

Albert:What did I mess?

Meru: NAMUCHE.

Haschel: How's the face?

Albert: Bloody nose, broken probably. One of my eyes exploded completely from the impact, but I can still see.

Kongol: That not good.

Meru: Eh well. You look demented but still healthy enough to do ballet.

Albert: Ballet? * Start cough, gagging, wheezing, and etc. *

Meru: Suck it up! I know you're faking!

Shana: What kind of ballet?

Meru: Hhmm.Either the Swan Lake or the Nutcracker.

Haschel: But we still need to wake dart up.

Miranda: Ooohh.He's so cute when asleep.

Meru: Miranda! Stay on topic! You can have it with him later. Not now

Shana: Whtat?!

Haschel: Life's tough Shana. Accept it. Besides Miranda is a better fighter anyhow.

Shana: .U TRAITORS! * Runs away *

Meru: Haschel you dope! There goes our only lead dancer!

Haschel: You can get another one you know.

Kongol: Kongol tired. I sit. * Sits on Dart *

Dart: * Screams * gag! GET THIS GIGANTO ODDA ME!!

Albert: Why did n't we think of that before?

Dart: 8 Crawls out from under Kongol * Oh.my. gawd.

Meru: * Throws Dart some ballet tights * Wear this.

Dart: Why?

Meru: Do you guestion my authority? Either that or a tootoo!

Dart: Oh fine.

Meru: Okay. Since we've lost our lead dancer, Shana. We'll be doing the nut cracker.

Haschel: We still don't have a lead dancer for that one either.

Meru: Listen! Don't question! Nutvracker! Dart as the Nutcracker.

Dart: Why me?

Meru: 'Cause I said so. Now. Heck, I can't even remember the charater names myself. Oh whatever, I'll make 'em up. The sweet innocent girl whose's grandpa gave her the nutcracker, I'll call her Rosaline.

Dart: You're kidding.

Meru: Nope. I'm not going to be in this play so. It can't be me. Not Miranda, I have another part for her.

Miranda: * Mutters *

Haschel: I'll do the part!

Dart: Plz don't!

Meru: haschel. Haschel. There are so many points I could point out WHY NOT, and none why.

Haschel: Well, you're out of people. No other female that I know of.

Albert: I know one.

Haschel: And who would that be? Emille? I think not.

Albert: Lisa.

Meru: Eh. No.

Lloyd: Miss Lenus.

Meru: Hell! She'd dead! And you are not suppose to be heve! And you're dead TOO!

Lioyd: So demanding.

Meru: You didn't sigh up, get out.

Lloyd" I'm hurt. * Walks off dejectedly *

Mery: that's settled. Okey, our lead dancer.

Dart: Oh! Who is it?

Meru: * Grin * Can ya guess.

Dart: is she a cute chick?

Meru: You can, Ah, that's up to you. It's someone really close you.

Dart: Me?

Shana: Youu have ANOTHER?! Why you Son of a !@#$%

Miranda: He has?! !@#$%^&

Haschel: Amen to that ^.^

Albert: Haschel!

Dart: I don't have anyone else! I swear on my life!

Meru: Hehehe, you're gonna remember her alright.

Dart: Really?! Is she cute?

Meru: Guess you nitwit dolt!

Dart: Um, geez I don't know any girls that much.

Meru: * roll eyes * You are so STUPID! I 'll give youu a clue. Ah, she fought with us.

Dart: with or against.

Meru: WITH!

Dart: .No way. Really?! Ohmygawd!

~ * ~ * ~ A/N: Yea! I love cliff hangers! You peeps in suspense? Hehehe, y'all probably guess who the 'chick' is. If not, next chapter peeps! Tune in! And review!