Meru's Dancing Lessons

Lesson 3: Who wears or what?!

A/N: I've finally gotten around to this! All thanks to those who have shown their support, and it's because of you guys I've decided to continue the lessons. If you're reading this right now, please don't forget to review. When I don't receive feedback, I lose inspiration, so be nice and review! All hugs and kisses! ThanQ veri muche!

Also, thanks to:

Omni Dragon: Glad you liked it! Although it's been quite a while, I hope you'll keep reading!

Neo: Chapter 3? Well, chapter 4 is up just for you to enjoy! Have fun reading!

Aerena: Heh, Dart is a really BAD boy. keep reviewing? Plz?

Kaylee: Meru is one of my favourite characters too! Next to Rose of course ^.^ She's all spunk!

Minimidget: Okey. use some Asprin. And yea, my ideas are ALL weird ^_-.

Serenade: 05: Oh please, don't sue me if you drop dead from lack of oxygen! *runs away*

Red-Eye Frenzy: Request granted! You got my e-mail right? And yup, it's Rose!

Megan Colby aka Meru1023: Oh c'mon! Swearing is fuunnn. okay fine, I'll limit it a little so it doesn't offend too many people. Lloyd is dead, yup, and I don't intend to bring him into the lessons, unless people request it. Don't worry, Meru'll feel better when everyone starts dancing.

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Haschel: It's Claire right?

Meru: *slaps forehead* no old man! Take a hint!

Albert: Hmm. I wonder.

Meru: It's Rose! People! Rose, as in the Darkness Dragon!

All: *silence*

Dart: *cough* Ahem! *cough*

Miranda: One teeny tiny problem Meru, about having Rose as a dancer.

Meru: What?

Miranda: She's DEAD.

Haschel: Tuttut! Such negative attitude.

Miranda: I don't see you with a better answer.

Albert: Let's be rational, Rose is DEAD.

Miranda: I just said that!

Dart: Um. how do you intend to have Rose, um, raised from the dead?

Miranda: Yes I did!

Dart: No you didn't!

Albert: Puh-leez, Rose is DEAD!

Dart & Miranda: We just said that!

Meru: People that don't listen! Look, I KNOW Rose is DEAD, you all would if I threw a bomb in your faces! So shut-up!

All: ???

Meru: Forget it.

Kongol: ?

Meru: Whatever. *mutters* Bibidibobidiboo! *POOF*

Rose: Ohmygawd! I'm back again? *looks disappointed*

Haschel: *gasp* How did she do that?

Dart: Rose?!

Rose: What?

Meru: *claps* Heehehe! I did it! Rosie is back!

Albert: Ah. how.

Meru: Ask no questions or Speedos for you!

Albert: . ... what's with the toothpick?

Meru: You are really pushing it Al!

Albert: *shuts up* *goes to the changing room*

Haschel: Hohoho! What shall I be O-mighty Wingly?

Meru: *scratches head* Santa Claus?

Dart: really? I never knew he was in Nutcracker.

Haschel: I'm old, but not THAT old!

Rose: *smirk* oh really?

Meru: Oh yea! It was the Sugar Plume Fairy! How could I forget? *smile*

Haschel: Oh man, that's even worse. Now I'm going to be fat, small, with wings and in a dress. Instead of fat, big and with a red and white suit.

Meru: Ya got that right grandpa! Here ya go! *gives Haschel a puffy dance dress, a tuty two plastic wings and wand*

Haschel: *sigh* At least I get a wand. *goes to changing room*

Meru: Yay! Everything's going good! Now, Rose!

Rose: I would rather be dead again.

Meru: You'd like your part! You get to be a innocent and cute little girl!

Rose: Yippee. next time, bring me back form the dead for a more URGENT reason.

Meru: Too bad. Hey, my happiness IS urgent!

Rose: where the hell is Shana? She should be doing this, not me.

Meru: She gets another part, WHEN she comes back that is. *glares at Dart*

Rose: *glares at Dart* I see. You and your way of dealing in relationships. Pathetic!

Dart: Whatever! I didn't start the fire! Hey! There's a song that goes: I didn't start the fire, Elvis goes to Disney land! Mickey Mouse does Tae- kwan-do! Everything is outta control! I didn't start the fire!

Rose: Shut up Dart!

Meru: Wear this Rose! *throws a night dress at Rose!

Rose: *stares* as if.

Meru: It's better than mini skirts and dancing tights right?

Rose: You've got a point. *leaves*

Kongol: Kongol no dance.

Meru: um, it's gonna be hard for a Giganto. How about you help me with stage afftects?

Kongol: I help wingly.

Meru: Alrite! Here's your Spandex Dart!

Dart: O.O WHAT? I thought I was a Nutcracker! Not. that - wearing - .!!!

Meru: Poor Darty. well, I gave the only dance military costume to Albert! *throws Spandex at Dart* Wear it or die!

Dart: T.T. *leaves*

Miranda: *is back in freaky dress, tiara, also rat costume* I'm SO NOT enjoying this!

Meru: /.\ Hahahah! You look absolutely hilarious! Hahaahhaha!

Miranda: . -.- let's just get this stupid play OVER WITH!

Albert: I must say, this uniform is just. NOT proper. It's SO tight!

Meru: *shrug* I picked size XS, maybe it's a bit too small.

Albert: O.o You think?

Meru: Hello! It was meant for a RAT!

Haschel: Grrr. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life! *in puff dress tutu, and waving a wand*

Meru: Hmm.. Something's not right.

Haschel: Oh, really.

Meru: I know! *puts fruit covered hat on Haschel's head*

Haschel: V.V I feel SO much better.

Rose: Oh, and you think YOU look bad.

All: *gasp and stare*

Rose: what age did you have in mind when you chose this dress? *night dress was like a skimpy dress for prom dance, ends at upper thigh and is VERY tight*

Meru: Um. 12?

Rose: *rolls eyes* No wonder.

Albert: it's not much of a change from what you usually wear.

Rose: *glare* Say that again and I'll slice you to pieces!

Meru: Now now, be nice to each other in MY dance class! Where the hell is that Dart? Is it THAT hard to put on a spandex?

Dart: Ever tried? *wearing black spandex*

All: O.O oh mygawd!

Miranda: I never knew you had a six pack.

Rose: I don't wanna know.

Albert: Wanna see mine?

Meru: Show off later! Now let's dance!

Shana: Whao! Did I miss anything?

Meru: Shana! You're back! *starts to choke her* you COULD OF SAVED ME THE TROUBLE OF BRING ROSE BACK FROM THE DEAD YOU FOOL!

Shana: X.O gag! Sorry!

Meru: whatever, now that you're back, put on this dress and tutu, you get another part instead. *throws dress and tutu at Shana* You'll be the poisoned princess.

Shana: Okayy?

Meru: Just put it on!

Shana: T.T *leaves*

Meru: Alrite! We'll start as soon as she comes back!

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A/N: Heehee. I lag again. I promise there'll be more dancing in the next chapter! All props ready, the play is ready to begin! Stay tuned next time for the wonderful Nutcracker! ^.^ please review or I won't continue this! Feedbacks! Plz?

Disclaimer: I don't own LOD or the Nutcracker. I don't even know the exact story! I'm gonna make it up as I go, is that okay?