Meru's Dancing Lessons

Lesson 4: Nutcracker Part I

A/N: Yay! Meru's Dancing Lessons on ice! Or not. ^^ nope, not on ice. But they are dancing in the chapter! A little, I think, meow.^^ Review? Plz? C'mon! or it's just gonna get sloppier and sloppier. Okey?!

Thank you's to:

Aerena: Whee! Nope. Shana not dead! :D.

Anon: One word reviews don't really cut it, but glad u find it interesting!

The mysterious one: Yupo. Meru's VERY happy person ^^.

Kaylee: ^^ Thanks for the support! I'll think of more insane ideas for you to laugh at! Meow~ Dart's all yours!

Red-eye Frenzy: I'll add you in as soon as I can, it might not be in for a couple chapters. Maybe after the play, okay? Or I'll put ya in for a couple of lines then you'll be back later.

Vitan's Kitsune: Well, I'll take that as a compliment then? :D thanx for readin'!

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Meru: Yahoo! Everyone's dressed 'n ready to do some ballet!

Dart: I want out.

Kongol: Chicken.

Albert: I didn't know you knew that word.

Haschel: *chicken talk* Bawkbawk bawk bawk!

Shana: This dress is too tight, puffy and fancy and too revealing.

Rose: You're the one to talk.

Meru: Oh well, too late. Muahahahaha! Now let's start dancing!

Dart: ?.? so evil!!

Miranda: You just noticed? Damn you're slow.

Meru: Hmm. feels like I'm missing something.

Dart: Cheeseburgers, I'll go buy some right now! *tries to run*.

Shana: Not so fast Dart! *grabs Dart* You haven't even tried ballet.

Dart: I WON'T LIKE IT!

Albert: The situation is helpless. We cannot escape now that we are in costumes.

Miranda: Who set that rule?

Albert: Think about it, you go out dressed like Napoleon, it's bound to catch attention.

Rose: Heh heh.

Dart: Man, that is SO diss. I'm not short!

Kongol: Dart short!

Dart: Peh, against you everything's short.

Kongol: .*about to punch Dart*

Meru: I remember now! Ballet shoes! Hehee!

Haschel: O.O Bawk?!

Rose: *glare* who reminded her?

Miranda: No way.

Albert: Nope.

Dart: She remembered by herself nitwits!

Miranda: Whatever, Napoleon. kehehe *snort*!

Dart: Not funny!

Shana: *giggle*

Meru: *magically produced 20 pairs of ballet shoes out of thin air* Voila!

Haschel: How does she do that?

Rose: Whatever. let's get it over with.

Dart: Noooo! Nooo! Me no do ballet!

Meru: Alrite! Places everyone! *snaps fingers* POOF! *stages props all set*.

Haschel: :D How does she do that?

Dart: People, don't ignore me!

Meru: Okey everyone, put on those ballet shoes!

Miranda: *picks one up* Euk. how old are these? And. they're sticky!

Rose: Where did you get 'em huh? The dumpster?

Meru: Whoops. These are the guy's ballet shoes. They're hard to get and expensive so I teleported some from the junkyard. I'll get the clean girly ones now. *snap* POOF! *shoes appear* here ya go! *twirl*

Miranda: -.- They're pink.

Meru: *getting mad* any more complaining and I'll give you the guy ones!

Miranda: And pink, is like, my favourite!

Rose: That sounded so wrong.

Shana: We are lucky.

Haschel: I'm doing a girl part, can I have the girl ones.

Meru: sure, if you can fit in 'em.

Dart and Albert: Not fair!!

Haschel: ^.^ Heh heh heh.

Meru: All set?

Dart: Do we have to?

Meru: Yup.

Albert: *groan*

Shana: I'm done! *tries to twirl* Whao! *falls down* Oww..

Miranda: Ohmygawd that's hilarious! You are SO pathetic! *stands up* Look, I can stay on my feet! *imitates Shana* Lookey I won't fall over!

Rose: Don't jinks it.

Miranda: Heh heh! *tries to twirl*

Meru: Stay AWAY from my stage props!

Miranda: What - OFF! *falls straight into paper background* RIP! *the entire stage collapsed*

Haschel: Ahahahhahhaahahahahhhaha!!!!!!!!!!

Meru: I warned you! You've ruined my entire stage Miranda! Do the splits NOW!

Miranda: B-b-b-b-b- but!!

Dart: Thank goodness. The play has once again been destroyed.

Meru: Don't count on it! Miranda ain't that important. So, *snaps and all stage props are fixed* let's begin!

Miranda: B-b-b-b-but!

Meru: Oh yea, YOU!

Miranda: O.O

Meru: Do the splits!

Miranda: I can't!

Meru: NOW!

Miranda: Oh fine. But really, I can't.

Meru: I don't care.

Miranda: O.O *goes down 20 inches above ground*

Meru: Lower!

Miranda: O.O *19 inches*

Meru: Whatever, I have other people to worry about. Kongol, help her!

Miranda: O.O NO!

Kongol: ^,^;;

Albert: No, keep goin'. I'm enjoying this.

Meru: Bite me! Now!

Miranda: HEEELLLLPP MEEE!!!! *Kongol has the flat of his axe on Miranda's back to push her down, but somewhat blinded by the overflow dress and rat tail*

Meru: *roll eyes and smile* As I was saying, we shall begin-

Shana: Um, Meru?

Meru: YES SHANA? *getting pisssed*

Shana: None of us KNOW ANY moves in ballet, um.

Meru: Your point?

Dart: We can't dance.

Meru: And - your - point - is?

Haschel: ^.^ Whee.

Rose: Forget it. Let's get it over with so I can go back to heaven.

Albert: You were in heaven?

Rose: Or hell, the same thing. Just follow the white light. *sigh*

Miranda: Heeelllllppppppppp!!!

Meru: *hyper* Alrity! Let's start. YAYYYY! *starts to dance*

All: .

Dart: What do I do again?

Meru: um. Stand by the Christmas tree and act, soldierish.

Dart: Riightht, in black spandex. *mutter* This is ridiculous. *stands by tree*

Meru: Oh no! I'm missing a grandpa!

Rose: Oh joy.

Albert: We're missing people, let's not dance no more.

Meru: Naw, let's just skip that part.

All: *sigh*

Haschel: why not skip the whole thing?

Meru: Okey. Rose do a little dance towards Dart!

Rose: What makes you think I'm actually going to do that?

Meru: Cuz, *whisper whisper* if ya don't I'll say out loud that the dress is so short your panties are showing!

Rose: O.O You wouldn't! *whisper whisper* really?

Meru: Yup, just a bit. No one'll notice, if ya dance.

Rose: -.- fine. *dances over to Dart*

Dart: Whao! That was - *Rose accidentally kicks Dart when she does a backward leg lift* O.O

Rose: Whoops. I broke the Nutcracker? *nervous laugh*

Meru: No worries. *does a leap* it's suppose to happen.

Dart: O.O spare me.

Meru: Now Rose, act dramatic, like you're sorry, really sorry you broke the Nutcracker.

Rose: *in monotone* I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't want to, poor Mr. Little Nutcracker. *roll eyes*

Meru: More emotion! Plus a little dance!

Rose: *waves arm* *in monotone* So sorry, very sorry, Little Nutcracker, I'm sorry. I'm so sad, you must be sad, we are all sad-

Meru: MORE EMOTION! Or I'll. *glare*

Rose: O.O Alrite! *cough* Ahem. *passionately* I'm so sorry Nutcracker! *flings head back* I didn't mean to! What am I ever to do! Forgive me!

Meru: Much better! *claps* Now Dart, act broken.

Dart: X.X

Meru: But jerk a little.

Dart: X.O

Meru: Very nice! *Twirl* Okey Albert! You're up!

Albert: Someone help me.

Miranda: Hheeelllllppppp mmmmeee! *Now 12 inches from ground*

Haschel: Whao. Now that's some stiff flexibility.

Meru: Albert, er, I mean, Rat General! Charge Rose and the Nutcracker in dance style.

Albert: Okay. *raises toothpick* CHARGE! *tackles Rose*

Rose: OFF! X.X.

Meru: Dance style idiot rat! Dance style! Not like you're trying to MURDER her! This is a play! Not football!

Albert: ^.^;;; . sorry. *one rat ear fell off* Aaahhhh!! I'm gonna die. My ear fell off!!! *runs around like a lunatic* Help!!!! Call an ambulance! *gets tangled in rat tail, starts to hop*

Haschel: ^^ such gracefulness.

Meru: ^^ I agree. And I was about to pound his head off.

Shana: I am enjoying this. But I haven't done anything yet.

Meru: You will. ^^

Rose: *just recovered* Where is that %$@/$?!?!?!?! I am going to KILL HIM! *sees Albert with one ear and hopping around* Oh. *snicker* never mind then.

Shana: What about Dart?

Meru: Still actin' broken I think.

Dart: X.X.

Meru: Jerk a little.

Dart: X.O.

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A/N: Sorry! But I had to cut it off before it gets too long, plus I'm tired. Whatcha think? Okay? As you can see, I'm making it up as I go. Who doesn't? Don't forget to review. It ain't forced, but it'll be really nice ^^. No moose, no cheese, still funny rite??

Disclaimer: I don't own LOD or the Nutcracker. So don't sue me if I messed it up.