Meru's Dancing Lessons
Lesson 4: Nutcracker Part I
A/N: Yay! Meru's Dancing Lessons on ice! Or not. ^^ nope, not on ice. But they are dancing in the chapter! A little, I think, meow.^^ Review? Plz? C'mon! or it's just gonna get sloppier and sloppier. Okey?!
Thank you's to:
Aerena: Whee! Nope. Shana not dead! :D.
Anon: One word reviews don't really cut it, but glad u find it interesting!
The mysterious one: Yupo. Meru's VERY happy person ^^.
Kaylee: ^^ Thanks for the support! I'll think of more insane ideas for you to laugh at! Meow~ Dart's all yours!
Red-eye Frenzy: I'll add you in as soon as I can, it might not be in for a couple chapters. Maybe after the play, okay? Or I'll put ya in for a couple of lines then you'll be back later.
Vitan's Kitsune: Well, I'll take that as a compliment then? :D thanx for readin'!
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Meru: Yahoo! Everyone's dressed 'n ready to do some ballet!
Dart: I want out.
Kongol: Chicken.
Albert: I didn't know you knew that word.
Haschel: *chicken talk* Bawkbawk bawk bawk!
Shana: This dress is too tight, puffy and fancy and too revealing.
Rose: You're the one to talk.
Meru: Oh well, too late. Muahahahaha! Now let's start dancing!
Dart: ?.? so evil!!
Miranda: You just noticed? Damn you're slow.
Meru: Hmm. feels like I'm missing something.
Dart: Cheeseburgers, I'll go buy some right now! *tries to run*.
Shana: Not so fast Dart! *grabs Dart* You haven't even tried ballet.
Dart: I WON'T LIKE IT!
Albert: The situation is helpless. We cannot escape now that we are in costumes.
Miranda: Who set that rule?
Albert: Think about it, you go out dressed like Napoleon, it's bound to catch attention.
Rose: Heh heh.
Dart: Man, that is SO diss. I'm not short!
Kongol: Dart short!
Dart: Peh, against you everything's short.
Kongol: .*about to punch Dart*
Meru: I remember now! Ballet shoes! Hehee!
Haschel: O.O Bawk?!
Rose: *glare* who reminded her?
Miranda: No way.
Albert: Nope.
Dart: She remembered by herself nitwits!
Miranda: Whatever, Napoleon. kehehe *snort*!
Dart: Not funny!
Shana: *giggle*
Meru: *magically produced 20 pairs of ballet shoes out of thin air* Voila!
Haschel: How does she do that?
Rose: Whatever. let's get it over with.
Dart: Noooo! Nooo! Me no do ballet!
Meru: Alrite! Places everyone! *snaps fingers* POOF! *stages props all set*.
Haschel: :D How does she do that?
Dart: People, don't ignore me!
Meru: Okey everyone, put on those ballet shoes!
Miranda: *picks one up* Euk. how old are these? And. they're sticky!
Rose: Where did you get 'em huh? The dumpster?
Meru: Whoops. These are the guy's ballet shoes. They're hard to get and expensive so I teleported some from the junkyard. I'll get the clean girly ones now. *snap* POOF! *shoes appear* here ya go! *twirl*
Miranda: -.- They're pink.
Meru: *getting mad* any more complaining and I'll give you the guy ones!
Miranda: And pink, is like, my favourite!
Rose: That sounded so wrong.
Shana: We are lucky.
Haschel: I'm doing a girl part, can I have the girl ones.
Meru: sure, if you can fit in 'em.
Dart and Albert: Not fair!!
Haschel: ^.^ Heh heh heh.
Meru: All set?
Dart: Do we have to?
Meru: Yup.
Albert: *groan*
Shana: I'm done! *tries to twirl* Whao! *falls down* Oww..
Miranda: Ohmygawd that's hilarious! You are SO pathetic! *stands up* Look, I can stay on my feet! *imitates Shana* Lookey I won't fall over!
Rose: Don't jinks it.
Miranda: Heh heh! *tries to twirl*
Meru: Stay AWAY from my stage props!
Miranda: What - OFF! *falls straight into paper background* RIP! *the entire stage collapsed*
Haschel: Ahahahhahhaahahahahhhaha!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: I warned you! You've ruined my entire stage Miranda! Do the splits NOW!
Miranda: B-b-b-b-b- but!!
Dart: Thank goodness. The play has once again been destroyed.
Meru: Don't count on it! Miranda ain't that important. So, *snaps and all stage props are fixed* let's begin!
Miranda: B-b-b-b-but!
Meru: Oh yea, YOU!
Miranda: O.O
Meru: Do the splits!
Miranda: I can't!
Meru: NOW!
Miranda: Oh fine. But really, I can't.
Meru: I don't care.
Miranda: O.O *goes down 20 inches above ground*
Meru: Lower!
Miranda: O.O *19 inches*
Meru: Whatever, I have other people to worry about. Kongol, help her!
Miranda: O.O NO!
Kongol: ^,^;;
Albert: No, keep goin'. I'm enjoying this.
Meru: Bite me! Now!
Miranda: HEEELLLLPP MEEE!!!! *Kongol has the flat of his axe on Miranda's back to push her down, but somewhat blinded by the overflow dress and rat tail*
Meru: *roll eyes and smile* As I was saying, we shall begin-
Shana: Um, Meru?
Meru: YES SHANA? *getting pisssed*
Shana: None of us KNOW ANY moves in ballet, um.
Meru: Your point?
Dart: We can't dance.
Meru: And - your - point - is?
Haschel: ^.^ Whee.
Rose: Forget it. Let's get it over with so I can go back to heaven.
Albert: You were in heaven?
Rose: Or hell, the same thing. Just follow the white light. *sigh*
Miranda: Heeelllllppppppppp!!!
Meru: *hyper* Alrity! Let's start. YAYYYY! *starts to dance*
All: .
Dart: What do I do again?
Meru: um. Stand by the Christmas tree and act, soldierish.
Dart: Riightht, in black spandex. *mutter* This is ridiculous. *stands by tree*
Meru: Oh no! I'm missing a grandpa!
Rose: Oh joy.
Albert: We're missing people, let's not dance no more.
Meru: Naw, let's just skip that part.
All: *sigh*
Haschel: why not skip the whole thing?
Meru: Okey. Rose do a little dance towards Dart!
Rose: What makes you think I'm actually going to do that?
Meru: Cuz, *whisper whisper* if ya don't I'll say out loud that the dress is so short your panties are showing!
Rose: O.O You wouldn't! *whisper whisper* really?
Meru: Yup, just a bit. No one'll notice, if ya dance.
Rose: -.- fine. *dances over to Dart*
Dart: Whao! That was - *Rose accidentally kicks Dart when she does a backward leg lift* O.O
Rose: Whoops. I broke the Nutcracker? *nervous laugh*
Meru: No worries. *does a leap* it's suppose to happen.
Dart: O.O spare me.
Meru: Now Rose, act dramatic, like you're sorry, really sorry you broke the Nutcracker.
Rose: *in monotone* I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't want to, poor Mr. Little Nutcracker. *roll eyes*
Meru: More emotion! Plus a little dance!
Rose: *waves arm* *in monotone* So sorry, very sorry, Little Nutcracker, I'm sorry. I'm so sad, you must be sad, we are all sad-
Meru: MORE EMOTION! Or I'll. *glare*
Rose: O.O Alrite! *cough* Ahem. *passionately* I'm so sorry Nutcracker! *flings head back* I didn't mean to! What am I ever to do! Forgive me!
Meru: Much better! *claps* Now Dart, act broken.
Dart: X.X
Meru: But jerk a little.
Dart: X.O
Meru: Very nice! *Twirl* Okey Albert! You're up!
Albert: Someone help me.
Miranda: Hheeelllllppppp mmmmeee! *Now 12 inches from ground*
Haschel: Whao. Now that's some stiff flexibility.
Meru: Albert, er, I mean, Rat General! Charge Rose and the Nutcracker in dance style.
Albert: Okay. *raises toothpick* CHARGE! *tackles Rose*
Rose: OFF! X.X.
Meru: Dance style idiot rat! Dance style! Not like you're trying to MURDER her! This is a play! Not football!
Albert: ^.^;;; . sorry. *one rat ear fell off* Aaahhhh!! I'm gonna die. My ear fell off!!! *runs around like a lunatic* Help!!!! Call an ambulance! *gets tangled in rat tail, starts to hop*
Haschel: ^^ such gracefulness.
Meru: ^^ I agree. And I was about to pound his head off.
Shana: I am enjoying this. But I haven't done anything yet.
Meru: You will. ^^
Rose: *just recovered* Where is that %$@/$?!?!?!?! I am going to KILL HIM! *sees Albert with one ear and hopping around* Oh. *snicker* never mind then.
Shana: What about Dart?
Meru: Still actin' broken I think.
Dart: X.X.
Meru: Jerk a little.
Dart: X.O.
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A/N: Sorry! But I had to cut it off before it gets too long, plus I'm tired. Whatcha think? Okay? As you can see, I'm making it up as I go. Who doesn't? Don't forget to review. It ain't forced, but it'll be really nice ^^. No moose, no cheese, still funny rite??
Disclaimer: I don't own LOD or the Nutcracker. So don't sue me if I messed it up.
Lesson 4: Nutcracker Part I
A/N: Yay! Meru's Dancing Lessons on ice! Or not. ^^ nope, not on ice. But they are dancing in the chapter! A little, I think, meow.^^ Review? Plz? C'mon! or it's just gonna get sloppier and sloppier. Okey?!
Thank you's to:
Aerena: Whee! Nope. Shana not dead! :D.
Anon: One word reviews don't really cut it, but glad u find it interesting!
The mysterious one: Yupo. Meru's VERY happy person ^^.
Kaylee: ^^ Thanks for the support! I'll think of more insane ideas for you to laugh at! Meow~ Dart's all yours!
Red-eye Frenzy: I'll add you in as soon as I can, it might not be in for a couple chapters. Maybe after the play, okay? Or I'll put ya in for a couple of lines then you'll be back later.
Vitan's Kitsune: Well, I'll take that as a compliment then? :D thanx for readin'!
~~*~~*~~
Meru: Yahoo! Everyone's dressed 'n ready to do some ballet!
Dart: I want out.
Kongol: Chicken.
Albert: I didn't know you knew that word.
Haschel: *chicken talk* Bawkbawk bawk bawk!
Shana: This dress is too tight, puffy and fancy and too revealing.
Rose: You're the one to talk.
Meru: Oh well, too late. Muahahahaha! Now let's start dancing!
Dart: ?.? so evil!!
Miranda: You just noticed? Damn you're slow.
Meru: Hmm. feels like I'm missing something.
Dart: Cheeseburgers, I'll go buy some right now! *tries to run*.
Shana: Not so fast Dart! *grabs Dart* You haven't even tried ballet.
Dart: I WON'T LIKE IT!
Albert: The situation is helpless. We cannot escape now that we are in costumes.
Miranda: Who set that rule?
Albert: Think about it, you go out dressed like Napoleon, it's bound to catch attention.
Rose: Heh heh.
Dart: Man, that is SO diss. I'm not short!
Kongol: Dart short!
Dart: Peh, against you everything's short.
Kongol: .*about to punch Dart*
Meru: I remember now! Ballet shoes! Hehee!
Haschel: O.O Bawk?!
Rose: *glare* who reminded her?
Miranda: No way.
Albert: Nope.
Dart: She remembered by herself nitwits!
Miranda: Whatever, Napoleon. kehehe *snort*!
Dart: Not funny!
Shana: *giggle*
Meru: *magically produced 20 pairs of ballet shoes out of thin air* Voila!
Haschel: How does she do that?
Rose: Whatever. let's get it over with.
Dart: Noooo! Nooo! Me no do ballet!
Meru: Alrite! Places everyone! *snaps fingers* POOF! *stages props all set*.
Haschel: :D How does she do that?
Dart: People, don't ignore me!
Meru: Okey everyone, put on those ballet shoes!
Miranda: *picks one up* Euk. how old are these? And. they're sticky!
Rose: Where did you get 'em huh? The dumpster?
Meru: Whoops. These are the guy's ballet shoes. They're hard to get and expensive so I teleported some from the junkyard. I'll get the clean girly ones now. *snap* POOF! *shoes appear* here ya go! *twirl*
Miranda: -.- They're pink.
Meru: *getting mad* any more complaining and I'll give you the guy ones!
Miranda: And pink, is like, my favourite!
Rose: That sounded so wrong.
Shana: We are lucky.
Haschel: I'm doing a girl part, can I have the girl ones.
Meru: sure, if you can fit in 'em.
Dart and Albert: Not fair!!
Haschel: ^.^ Heh heh heh.
Meru: All set?
Dart: Do we have to?
Meru: Yup.
Albert: *groan*
Shana: I'm done! *tries to twirl* Whao! *falls down* Oww..
Miranda: Ohmygawd that's hilarious! You are SO pathetic! *stands up* Look, I can stay on my feet! *imitates Shana* Lookey I won't fall over!
Rose: Don't jinks it.
Miranda: Heh heh! *tries to twirl*
Meru: Stay AWAY from my stage props!
Miranda: What - OFF! *falls straight into paper background* RIP! *the entire stage collapsed*
Haschel: Ahahahhahhaahahahahhhaha!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: I warned you! You've ruined my entire stage Miranda! Do the splits NOW!
Miranda: B-b-b-b-b- but!!
Dart: Thank goodness. The play has once again been destroyed.
Meru: Don't count on it! Miranda ain't that important. So, *snaps and all stage props are fixed* let's begin!
Miranda: B-b-b-b-but!
Meru: Oh yea, YOU!
Miranda: O.O
Meru: Do the splits!
Miranda: I can't!
Meru: NOW!
Miranda: Oh fine. But really, I can't.
Meru: I don't care.
Miranda: O.O *goes down 20 inches above ground*
Meru: Lower!
Miranda: O.O *19 inches*
Meru: Whatever, I have other people to worry about. Kongol, help her!
Miranda: O.O NO!
Kongol: ^,^;;
Albert: No, keep goin'. I'm enjoying this.
Meru: Bite me! Now!
Miranda: HEEELLLLPP MEEE!!!! *Kongol has the flat of his axe on Miranda's back to push her down, but somewhat blinded by the overflow dress and rat tail*
Meru: *roll eyes and smile* As I was saying, we shall begin-
Shana: Um, Meru?
Meru: YES SHANA? *getting pisssed*
Shana: None of us KNOW ANY moves in ballet, um.
Meru: Your point?
Dart: We can't dance.
Meru: And - your - point - is?
Haschel: ^.^ Whee.
Rose: Forget it. Let's get it over with so I can go back to heaven.
Albert: You were in heaven?
Rose: Or hell, the same thing. Just follow the white light. *sigh*
Miranda: Heeelllllppppppppp!!!
Meru: *hyper* Alrity! Let's start. YAYYYY! *starts to dance*
All: .
Dart: What do I do again?
Meru: um. Stand by the Christmas tree and act, soldierish.
Dart: Riightht, in black spandex. *mutter* This is ridiculous. *stands by tree*
Meru: Oh no! I'm missing a grandpa!
Rose: Oh joy.
Albert: We're missing people, let's not dance no more.
Meru: Naw, let's just skip that part.
All: *sigh*
Haschel: why not skip the whole thing?
Meru: Okey. Rose do a little dance towards Dart!
Rose: What makes you think I'm actually going to do that?
Meru: Cuz, *whisper whisper* if ya don't I'll say out loud that the dress is so short your panties are showing!
Rose: O.O You wouldn't! *whisper whisper* really?
Meru: Yup, just a bit. No one'll notice, if ya dance.
Rose: -.- fine. *dances over to Dart*
Dart: Whao! That was - *Rose accidentally kicks Dart when she does a backward leg lift* O.O
Rose: Whoops. I broke the Nutcracker? *nervous laugh*
Meru: No worries. *does a leap* it's suppose to happen.
Dart: O.O spare me.
Meru: Now Rose, act dramatic, like you're sorry, really sorry you broke the Nutcracker.
Rose: *in monotone* I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, I didn't want to, poor Mr. Little Nutcracker. *roll eyes*
Meru: More emotion! Plus a little dance!
Rose: *waves arm* *in monotone* So sorry, very sorry, Little Nutcracker, I'm sorry. I'm so sad, you must be sad, we are all sad-
Meru: MORE EMOTION! Or I'll. *glare*
Rose: O.O Alrite! *cough* Ahem. *passionately* I'm so sorry Nutcracker! *flings head back* I didn't mean to! What am I ever to do! Forgive me!
Meru: Much better! *claps* Now Dart, act broken.
Dart: X.X
Meru: But jerk a little.
Dart: X.O
Meru: Very nice! *Twirl* Okey Albert! You're up!
Albert: Someone help me.
Miranda: Hheeelllllppppp mmmmeee! *Now 12 inches from ground*
Haschel: Whao. Now that's some stiff flexibility.
Meru: Albert, er, I mean, Rat General! Charge Rose and the Nutcracker in dance style.
Albert: Okay. *raises toothpick* CHARGE! *tackles Rose*
Rose: OFF! X.X.
Meru: Dance style idiot rat! Dance style! Not like you're trying to MURDER her! This is a play! Not football!
Albert: ^.^;;; . sorry. *one rat ear fell off* Aaahhhh!! I'm gonna die. My ear fell off!!! *runs around like a lunatic* Help!!!! Call an ambulance! *gets tangled in rat tail, starts to hop*
Haschel: ^^ such gracefulness.
Meru: ^^ I agree. And I was about to pound his head off.
Shana: I am enjoying this. But I haven't done anything yet.
Meru: You will. ^^
Rose: *just recovered* Where is that %$@/$?!?!?!?! I am going to KILL HIM! *sees Albert with one ear and hopping around* Oh. *snicker* never mind then.
Shana: What about Dart?
Meru: Still actin' broken I think.
Dart: X.X.
Meru: Jerk a little.
Dart: X.O.
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A/N: Sorry! But I had to cut it off before it gets too long, plus I'm tired. Whatcha think? Okay? As you can see, I'm making it up as I go. Who doesn't? Don't forget to review. It ain't forced, but it'll be really nice ^^. No moose, no cheese, still funny rite??
Disclaimer: I don't own LOD or the Nutcracker. So don't sue me if I messed it up.
