Meru's Dancing Lessons
Lesson 5: Nutcracker Part II
A/N: Oh, it's finally starting to get fun. Thanks to those who reviewed, love y'all ^.^. I'm not going to blab anymore, thank goodness. R&R, plz?
Thank you's to:
Red-Eyed Frenzy: Um.... oookay.... Helium? O.o Never really heard THAT before...
Omni Dragon: Thanks! I'll try and make it even more funny then!
Chozen1: Heh heh, yaw, that's one of the most craziest things i've ever thought of. I've had waaaay too much candy......
Dragon's Lover1: Okay, so did u fall or not? Thats for the review!
Letter-writer: Thanks jess, oh what a regular genious i am.... NOT! ^^;
NOTE: Some of u may have reviewed but the review did not go through, the site site was having difficulties at the time, so it might of screwed up alittle. I thank u anyways, and hopes u keep reading!
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Meru: Alrighty! Let's continue. Rose, scream!
Rose: Yikes * rolls eyes *.
Albert: Mommmyyy~~~me ear fell offff~~~~~~!!!!!!!
Meru: Like that.
Rose: * snickers * Yea right.
Haschel: ^^ poor guy, he finally cracked up.
Miranda: Sheesh. He's REALLY into his part isn't he?
Albert: I'm going to be handicapped for the rest of me liffffeeee~~~
Meru: Darn it Al, shut-up! * Sticks out a foot and trips the screaming, hopping one-eared Albert *
Albert: Aiya! * Falls on the 'broken' Dart.
Dart: Ow! Dude! Watch where ya fallin'!
Meru: Dart! YOU'RE STILL BROKEN NO TALKING!
Dart: Uh-oh x.x.
Rose: This is going nowhere.
Shana: It never was, was it?
Meru: Rose! LISTEN TO ME!
Rose: -.- yea what!
Meru: I'm not going to repeat. You're a innocent gurl named Clara and you love the broken nutcracker you see rat general ya scream nutcracker come to your rescue you fight rats with toy army you win and nutcracker takes you to land of sweets got it?!
Rose: Try pausing between sentences.
Haschel: Try breathing too.
Meru: GOT IT?!
Rose: Yea whatever.
Meru: Then play your part!
Albert: *suddenly leaps up with flaming eyes, holds toothpick like a sword, still with one ear * CHARGE!!! * Charges Rose, AGAIN *
Haschel: I like plays ^^.
Rose: * punches Albert * DON'T YOU DARE! *
Albert: O.O * Goes flying into the REAL Christmas tree, knocks it over and then falls on Dart *
Dart: X.O * wheeze * someone help me~~
Shana: Wow.
Haschel: ^^;;; what an unusually fearsome innocent little girl. * Christmas tree falls on both Albert and Dart *.
Albert and Dart: X.X
Meru: Oh yay! * Smiles * Not exactly what I had in mind, but yea.
Shana: But, you're not supposed to kill the nutcracker, remember?
Miranda: How do you know it's not deliberate?
Meru: Well, um, do something! Like a dance or something, Rose!
Rose: Why me?
Meru: 'cuz, you love the nutcracker!
Rose: I DO not!
Kongol: * drum roll and chimes are heard *
Miranda: Where did he get the equipment?
Haschel: Jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle all the way! * Sings * oh what fun it is to kill people by squashin 'em with a tree, hey!
Rose: Haschel, just shut-up!
Shana: That's not nice!
Meru: Oh whatever, I declare rat General and nutcracker dead. Now let's get on with the play.
Miranda: Whoohoo \ . /
Haschel: * dances o.o * me liddle cute plump fairy from the land of sweets. Bwhahaha~~ fly away to thee! Whee~~!
Meru: * sigh * Kongol, put some scotch tape on his mouth.
Meru: * smiles * Not your turn yet groups.
Rose: Oh gawd.
Meru: Whala~~ Dance Rosy dance!
Rose: No WAY! I'm the only one who has done any dancing so far. I AM NOT dancing ANYMORE if no body ELSE is dancing.
Meru: Okey ^^. Rat queen, bite her.
Miranda: Grrr! * Charges Rose, the two of 'em fall wrestling on the ground *
Dart: Oh damn, I think I broke me back * limps *
Albert: X.X
Kongol: * drum bell *
Meru: And the nutcracker wins in the violent conflict with the rat General!
Kongol: * pushes flashing lights button. *
Shana: Whoa, my eyes.
Drat: I feel like I'm in a disco.
Miranda: * tries to bite Shana * die princess!
Shana: Ahhhhhh!!!! * Runs away with Miranda chasing after her *
Meru: Dancing! * Two starts dancing/running *
Kongol: * turns off flashing lights *
Rose: I am SO leaving! * Tries to leave * where the HELL is the door?!
Meru: ^^ It's called 'magic', heehee ^^!
Dart: * swoons * my back~~~ I broke my back~~* runs straight into screaming Shana and yellow fanged Miranda *
Shane: oaf!
Miranda: Mwha-ooF!
Dart: * steps on Shana's dress *
RIP!!!!!
Shana: * screams * * pulls dress back up *
Miranda: * chews on Dart's leg *
Dart: O.O
Haschel: O.O wmajewd!
Meru: Dart you pervert! * Whacks him with hammer *
Dart: *goes flying onto fallen tree * X.X
Miranada: Great chicken leg, ymm.
Phweew! KA-BOOM!
Rose: WE are under attack! Run for cover!
Albert: A BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBB!!!!!
Shana: Die Dart! How dare you look at my bra! * Pulls his hair *
Dart: And thong! Oww! Leggo!
Kongol: * takes scotch tape off Haschel's mouth *
Haschel: And so you arrive at land of sweets~~ * sings * the place of chaos~~ * waves wand *
Albert: * runs around * we're all going to DIE!!!
Meru: Yay! Dancing! * Shoves Miranda *
Miranda: Mwhah! * Bumps into Dart * whoops!
Dart: * Runs into Shana * Ow!
Shana: * falls onto Haschel and squished the fruit hat * Ew! Grape juice!
Haschel: Show some respect! * Kicks Shana's butt *
Shana: * trips face flat * X.X
Albert: * trips on fallen Shana * X.X
Rose: You idiots_ * Miranda charges her and the two begin to wrestle *
Dart: * plows into Miranda* O.O
Meru: * smile * and so they live happily ever after!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CURTAINS FALL
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A/N: Oh yay! End of the play of the Nutcracker. Total chaotic ending, but I'm tired and I can't think straight. End of play, but not end of dancing lessons, so review and tell me what they should do next! ^^
Disclaimer: I don't own LOD.
Lesson 5: Nutcracker Part II
A/N: Oh, it's finally starting to get fun. Thanks to those who reviewed, love y'all ^.^. I'm not going to blab anymore, thank goodness. R&R, plz?
Thank you's to:
Red-Eyed Frenzy: Um.... oookay.... Helium? O.o Never really heard THAT before...
Omni Dragon: Thanks! I'll try and make it even more funny then!
Chozen1: Heh heh, yaw, that's one of the most craziest things i've ever thought of. I've had waaaay too much candy......
Dragon's Lover1: Okay, so did u fall or not? Thats for the review!
Letter-writer: Thanks jess, oh what a regular genious i am.... NOT! ^^;
NOTE: Some of u may have reviewed but the review did not go through, the site site was having difficulties at the time, so it might of screwed up alittle. I thank u anyways, and hopes u keep reading!
~*~*~
Meru: Alrighty! Let's continue. Rose, scream!
Rose: Yikes * rolls eyes *.
Albert: Mommmyyy~~~me ear fell offff~~~~~~!!!!!!!
Meru: Like that.
Rose: * snickers * Yea right.
Haschel: ^^ poor guy, he finally cracked up.
Miranda: Sheesh. He's REALLY into his part isn't he?
Albert: I'm going to be handicapped for the rest of me liffffeeee~~~
Meru: Darn it Al, shut-up! * Sticks out a foot and trips the screaming, hopping one-eared Albert *
Albert: Aiya! * Falls on the 'broken' Dart.
Dart: Ow! Dude! Watch where ya fallin'!
Meru: Dart! YOU'RE STILL BROKEN NO TALKING!
Dart: Uh-oh x.x.
Rose: This is going nowhere.
Shana: It never was, was it?
Meru: Rose! LISTEN TO ME!
Rose: -.- yea what!
Meru: I'm not going to repeat. You're a innocent gurl named Clara and you love the broken nutcracker you see rat general ya scream nutcracker come to your rescue you fight rats with toy army you win and nutcracker takes you to land of sweets got it?!
Rose: Try pausing between sentences.
Haschel: Try breathing too.
Meru: GOT IT?!
Rose: Yea whatever.
Meru: Then play your part!
Albert: *suddenly leaps up with flaming eyes, holds toothpick like a sword, still with one ear * CHARGE!!! * Charges Rose, AGAIN *
Haschel: I like plays ^^.
Rose: * punches Albert * DON'T YOU DARE! *
Albert: O.O * Goes flying into the REAL Christmas tree, knocks it over and then falls on Dart *
Dart: X.O * wheeze * someone help me~~
Shana: Wow.
Haschel: ^^;;; what an unusually fearsome innocent little girl. * Christmas tree falls on both Albert and Dart *.
Albert and Dart: X.X
Meru: Oh yay! * Smiles * Not exactly what I had in mind, but yea.
Shana: But, you're not supposed to kill the nutcracker, remember?
Miranda: How do you know it's not deliberate?
Meru: Well, um, do something! Like a dance or something, Rose!
Rose: Why me?
Meru: 'cuz, you love the nutcracker!
Rose: I DO not!
Kongol: * drum roll and chimes are heard *
Miranda: Where did he get the equipment?
Haschel: Jingle bells, jingle bells, and jingle all the way! * Sings * oh what fun it is to kill people by squashin 'em with a tree, hey!
Rose: Haschel, just shut-up!
Shana: That's not nice!
Meru: Oh whatever, I declare rat General and nutcracker dead. Now let's get on with the play.
Miranda: Whoohoo \ . /
Haschel: * dances o.o * me liddle cute plump fairy from the land of sweets. Bwhahaha~~ fly away to thee! Whee~~!
Meru: * sigh * Kongol, put some scotch tape on his mouth.
Meru: * smiles * Not your turn yet groups.
Rose: Oh gawd.
Meru: Whala~~ Dance Rosy dance!
Rose: No WAY! I'm the only one who has done any dancing so far. I AM NOT dancing ANYMORE if no body ELSE is dancing.
Meru: Okey ^^. Rat queen, bite her.
Miranda: Grrr! * Charges Rose, the two of 'em fall wrestling on the ground *
Dart: Oh damn, I think I broke me back * limps *
Albert: X.X
Kongol: * drum bell *
Meru: And the nutcracker wins in the violent conflict with the rat General!
Kongol: * pushes flashing lights button. *
Shana: Whoa, my eyes.
Drat: I feel like I'm in a disco.
Miranda: * tries to bite Shana * die princess!
Shana: Ahhhhhh!!!! * Runs away with Miranda chasing after her *
Meru: Dancing! * Two starts dancing/running *
Kongol: * turns off flashing lights *
Rose: I am SO leaving! * Tries to leave * where the HELL is the door?!
Meru: ^^ It's called 'magic', heehee ^^!
Dart: * swoons * my back~~~ I broke my back~~* runs straight into screaming Shana and yellow fanged Miranda *
Shane: oaf!
Miranda: Mwha-ooF!
Dart: * steps on Shana's dress *
RIP!!!!!
Shana: * screams * * pulls dress back up *
Miranda: * chews on Dart's leg *
Dart: O.O
Haschel: O.O wmajewd!
Meru: Dart you pervert! * Whacks him with hammer *
Dart: *goes flying onto fallen tree * X.X
Miranada: Great chicken leg, ymm.
Phweew! KA-BOOM!
Rose: WE are under attack! Run for cover!
Albert: A BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBB!!!!!
Shana: Die Dart! How dare you look at my bra! * Pulls his hair *
Dart: And thong! Oww! Leggo!
Kongol: * takes scotch tape off Haschel's mouth *
Haschel: And so you arrive at land of sweets~~ * sings * the place of chaos~~ * waves wand *
Albert: * runs around * we're all going to DIE!!!
Meru: Yay! Dancing! * Shoves Miranda *
Miranda: Mwhah! * Bumps into Dart * whoops!
Dart: * Runs into Shana * Ow!
Shana: * falls onto Haschel and squished the fruit hat * Ew! Grape juice!
Haschel: Show some respect! * Kicks Shana's butt *
Shana: * trips face flat * X.X
Albert: * trips on fallen Shana * X.X
Rose: You idiots_ * Miranda charges her and the two begin to wrestle *
Dart: * plows into Miranda* O.O
Meru: * smile * and so they live happily ever after!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CURTAINS FALL
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A/N: Oh yay! End of the play of the Nutcracker. Total chaotic ending, but I'm tired and I can't think straight. End of play, but not end of dancing lessons, so review and tell me what they should do next! ^^
Disclaimer: I don't own LOD.
