A/N: First of two Zaphod poems, each presenting a different view on the character, as I've seen mixed reactions to his existence in the first place. ::shrug:: I personally always imagined him as really hot, so to each his(or her) own.
Beeblebrox
A name so strong
Chiseled in archives
Written in song
That Zaphod boy
The president now
With the greatest ship
Can it fly? And how!
A cousin Ford
His blood and genes
(Assuming Betegeusians
Have all of those things)
Two heads, three arms
God knows what more!
Keeping maintained
Must be such a chore
Somehow, some way
His plan always works
Because of his style
And paranoid quirks
Every star
Up in the sky
Is at the mercy
Of this really froody guy
Beeblebrox
A name so strong
Chiseled in archives
Written in song
That Zaphod boy
The president now
With the greatest ship
Can it fly? And how!
A cousin Ford
His blood and genes
(Assuming Betegeusians
Have all of those things)
Two heads, three arms
God knows what more!
Keeping maintained
Must be such a chore
Somehow, some way
His plan always works
Because of his style
And paranoid quirks
Every star
Up in the sky
Is at the mercy
Of this really froody guy
