(Opens on Nitz's room. Nitz is talking to Cal, but Cal isn't listening as he is reading a coloring book upside down)

Nitz: So see Cal? I have no idea what to do! I mean, I like Jesse. A lot, but I can't just leave Kimmy because she likes me now, but Jesse doesn't want to date, she just wants to be friends. I don't know, you seem to know something about the ladies Cal, what should I do?

Cal: (Enthralled) Aw guy, it's easy! Just sleep with her. Thats what I always do.

Nitz: (Cocks an eyebrow) You haven't heard a word I've said in the last ten minutes have you?

Cal: Aw guy, I only realized you were here two minutes ago.

Nitz: Hmmmm.

Rocko: (Bashes open door with a big smile) Guys, I have the answer to all your troubles.

Nitz: Do you ever knock Rocko?

Rocko: My fraternity is having a party tonight. (Rocko looks proud) You know, my ALL GIRLS fraternity?

Nitz: Yes Rocko, you've spent the last month reminding me.

Gimpy: (Comes on screen) Nitz! I have important matters to discuss with you. (Quiets down) In private!

Rocko: Wait on! I'm not done yet.

Nitz: Can it wait a second Gimpy?

Gimpy: (Looking disgruntled)

Rocko: Anyways, it's happening this saturday night. Tons of chicks there, and their excited to meet all my friends! Your all invited. (Rocko looks down at Cal) Except you.

Cal: Oh, thats ok buddy guy. I have a date that night anyways.

Rocko: Yeah (stuttering) Well, I live with fifteen girls.

Cal: Congradulations guy. I'm happy for you.

Rocko: (Dissapointed on the non-reaction) Whatever. Anyways, see you all saturday night! (Turns and leaves)

Gimpy: Now Nitz. Important matters. We need privacy.

Nitz: (Walks over to computer and sits down) Cal? Do you mind?

Cal: (Doesn't here. Is humming as he reads)

Nitz: He won't here. What is it Gimpy?

Gimpy: I've made virtual contact with a fem-bot you know quite well.

Nitz: I wasn't aware that I knew any fem-bots.

Gimpy: Don't play dumb with me geek-boy. I know you've been thinking about her.

Nitz: Jesse?

Gimpy: Thats the one. We've been speaking lately, and we're going out for coffee this saturday.

Nitz: You and Jesse? What?

Gimpy: Just letting you know so you don't hear it from someone else.

Nitz: Like who?

(Knock at Nitz's door)

Gimpy: She told me she was going to visit you today, so I figured I'd get it in at the lasst minute.

Nitz: Hmmmm. (Gets up and answers the door. Jesse is leaning on the side on the door.)

Jesse: Hey Nitz

Nitz: Bluh?

(Jesse strolls into the room)

Jesse: Hey Cal.

Cal: Hey Jesse-lady.

Jesse: Do you have to add lady or guy to the end of everything you say?

Cal: (Looks up) *Slurp*

Jesse: Right. (Turns toward computer) Hey, it's the gimp-tron!

Gimpy: (Blushes) Hi.

Jesse: How have you been in the last five minutes?

Gimpy: (Stuttering) Well I-I was-

Nitz: (Gives Gimpy a knowing look from behind Jesse)

Gimpy: I have to go anyways. G-Prime over and out.

(Gimpy's face dissapears on the screen and Jesse turns to Nitz)

Jesse: So how have you been?

Nitz: (Sitting on bed) Oh you know, the usual.

Jesse: That boring hey?

Nitz: Pretty much.

Jesse: Have you talked to Broedy and Kruger much this year?

Nitz: A bit.

Jesse: How is school going.

Nitz: Pretty good.

Jesse: (Looking frusterated) Did I come at a bad time or something?

Nitz: (Turning his back) Not at all.

Jesse: Whats wrong with you?

Nitz: Oh nothing. I just have a lot on my mind.

Jesse: Right. Hey, have you talked to Kimmy since you got back.

Nitz: (Gritting his teeth. He gets up and starts yelling) What do you care? Huh? And since when have you and Gimpy been talking? Are you just gonna leave me out of the loop in everything you do? What am I to you now? A nobody? Why don't you just go for coffee with Rocko too?

Jesse: (Rolls her eyes and gets up) I can see I came at a bad time. Listen, gimme a call when you grow up, ok?

Nitz: Yeah, we'll just see about that.

Jesse: (Leaves room and closes door behind herself)

Cal: Thats some loud yelling guy. We should get an RA in here.

Nitz: (Gritting teeth) I'm sick of all this RA crap your pulling Cal! You can't be these two people and keep giving me warnings! A month and a half has gone by and I'm already half way to being sent home!

Cal: (Blank hurt look on his face)

Nitz: (Growling leaves the room and slams the door behind himself)

*

(Gimpy's platform. He is standing in front of a mirror in his room. A pile of clothes are at the side of his bed)

Gimpy: What am I going to wear?

(Looking disgruntled, he is rummaging around in his box, throwing clothes everywhere. He pulls out some Star Wars shirts.)

Gimpy: Ah, the classics never die. (Piles all the Star Wars shirts together, trying each on and posing in front of the mirror)

Mump: (Runs in panting. Comes directly up to Gimpy's empty chair and starts talking to it) Sir! The RA! She's on a rampage! She's already shut down three of your operations today, and she getting wiser to operation- (Mump stops realizing Gimpy isn't in his chair. He turns and finds Gimpy in front of the mirror. Mump screams and runs over to the mirror) Sir! I apologize! I don't know how this got in here. I'll have it removed immediately sir. I apologize)

Gimpy: (Hides his clothes when he is spotted) (Nervously) Oh, no. Was just just, um, using this for a new-(Gimpy looks desperately around the room and sees a leak in the ceiling) To stops these leaks.

Mump: With a mirror?

Gimpy: (Pause) yes

Mump: (looking suspicious) Right sir. Well, what should we do about the RA?

Gimpy: (without paying attention) Just do the usual.

Mump: Sir?

Gimpy: I'm busy now Mump! And next time, knock before you enter!

Mump: (Looking very suspicious, leaves without a word)

Gimpy: (Pulls out his box of clothes again) Heh heh. Never the wiser.

*

Cal: (Patrolling the halls as RA. He sees across the hall a stack of boxes in front of a room) Thats a fire hazard.

(Cal walks toward the room. He looks in. A girl is pulling out books and such from a box)

Cal: Boxes in front of the door is a fire hazard lady. You can't-

(The girl turns around. she has long blond hair, blue eyes and the same big, oblivious smile Cal wears)

Girl: I'm sorry pretty guy. My name is Catherine.

Cal: (Glasses slip off his face and his mouth is wide open)

Catherine: I'll get the boxes moved soon. Wow! Are you an RA? I love RA's, and bunnies! And kitties!

Cal: (Slams door behind him and jumps the girl. Giggles are heard from inside the room)

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