(Rocko is in the main room of his frat house while the girls are around him decorating)

Rocko: Man, this party is gonna kick ass, hey?

(All the girls stop to look at him, confused)

Rocko: I mean, (raises voice) this party will be super fun, hey pretty ladies?

(Girls all giggle)

Rocko: (cringes and gets up to go to his room) (In hall by himself) Geez, sometimes I wounder if this facade is really worth it.

(A hot girl is standing in the hall. She has a cigarette in her mouth and she is trying to light it, but her lighter isn't going)

Rocko: (Big smile) Don't worry, I can help you with that.

Girl: (Looking bored) (Lifts her cigarette towards him. Rocko pulls out his lighter. It had a naked girl on it. He tried to hide is with a smile) I don't care.

Rocko: (Sounding unnatural) Oh, well, I'd hate to offend you. You know women aren't just objects for mens use.

Girl: Whatever (Takes a drag)

Rocko: (Sounding rehearsed) So what's your name?

Girl: (Looking bored) Do you even care?

Rocko: Uhhhhh

Girl: (Opens door to Rocko's room. Gestures into it) Sex. You wanna have?

Rocko: (Music stops. Rocko's mouth is wide open) Pardon?

Girl: Do you want to have sex?

Rocko: (Shaking and sweating, but can't speak.) I-I-I-

Girl: Just stand there if you want to.

Rocko: (Can't move)

Girl: (Smiles and drags Rocko into the room. She closes the door behind her.

(View switches to downstairs as the girls hear a bed creaking upstairs)

*

(Nitz pacing around campus.)

Kimmy: Nitz!

Kimmy: (Nitz turns around to greet Kimmy. She gives him a big hug) I haven't seen you for ages.

Nitz: Oh. Hi Kimmy.

Kimmy: Nitz! It's so great to see you again! Hasn't this first month gone by so fast? I have been doing so much I don't even know where to start! What about you?

Nitz: Um, I guess it's been busy.

Kimmy; Oh Nitz, the same as ever. Always so calm and collected. Nothing seems to ever bother you about school even when things are-

Nitz: (Eyes widen) Kimmy, do you want to go out on a date this friday?

Kimmy: (Big smile) Oh Nitz, that would be great! I know this cute little coffee shop just off campus. There lattee's are just to die for! I always liked them and we always go celebrate there after a performance with my drama group where-

Nitz: Cool. I'll meet you there at 6, ok?

Kimmy: That sounds great! I gotta go Nitz! I'll see you then.

Nitz: (Big smile) (To himself) That will show those jerks

*

(Back in Nitz's room)

Nitz: (To computer) Gimpy, are you there?

Gimpy: Nitz. What do you want?

Nitz: Oh, too busy talking to Jesse I see.

Gimpy: I will not have you interrupt my precious conversation with a certain purple haired girl which who will remain nameless.

Nitz: Oh thats fine. (Sits back in his chair and puts his hands up behind his head.) Just thought you should know I have a date this friday too.

Gimpy: Thats excellent. Gotta go!

Nitz: Wait, you didn't hear who it was with.

Gimpy: Kimmy Burton I'm sure.

Nitz: What?

Gimpy: Yeah. Jesse said that you too were already dating. Congradulations Nitz. Signing off. Wish me luck on friday!

Nitz: Wait!

Gimpy: (Has already signed off)

Nitz: Hmm.

*

(Change scene to a bright pink room. Clothes are scattered all over the floor and Catherine and Cal are lying in bed together)

Cal: Wow! This is great lady, just laying here and talking about everything!

Catherine: Wow! This is great. (Pause) Want to have sex again?

Cal: (looking a little hurt) But lady, I want to talk! What about you? Tell me about you?

Catherine: (Big oblivious smile on her face) My names Catherine! Yay for Catherine!

Cal: Wow, that sure is a pretty name.

Catherine: It sure is! (Looks around with big plastic smile) I like bunnies!

Cal: (Looking sadder) You said that already.

Catherine: (Pause) I'm gonna go now.

Cal: Wait! Don't you want to talk more lady?

Catherine: Sorry. I gotta go see some of my other handsome boys. Bye handsome boy!

Cal: Wait!

(Door slams behind her)

Cal: Call me?

*

(Rocko's room. The girl is laying beside them. Rocko is cuddled up to her and she is smoking a cigarette)

Rocko: This is really great, you know? I never thought I'd meet someone again I could talk to like this. It wasn't all about sex when I lost my girlfriend you know. We had a lot of memories together.

Girl: (Expression hasn't changed)

Rocko: I mean, I've never just laid in bed with a girl and talked for so long. You know what I mean?

Girl: (still smoking, not paying attention)

Rocko: What are you thinking about?

Girl: (Looks at him with a cocked eyebrow) You want to have sex again?

Rocko: (Tearing up) It's like we share the same mind.

Girl: (Tosses aside cigarette and jumps on top of Rocko again)

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