(Scene comes in. Gimpy is getting ready in his room. He had his hair slicked back messily and a Star Wars tee-shirt on. He's looking into the mirror making final adjustments)
Gimpy: Splendid. All systems almost ready.
(knock at the door)
Mump: Permission to enter G-Prime.
Gimpy: (Not looking toward the door) Permission denied. Mump, is my boat here yet to take me back to the main land?
Mump: (Pause. Voice comes behind the door) Sir, your men need you! We have suffered horrible defeats today against the merciless RA today.
Gimpy: (Looking annoyed) Enter Mump.
Mump: (Comes in and screams) Sir! What's become of you?
Gimpy: I'm leaving for the mainland tonight on a special operation that requires me to look my best.
Mump: Sir, we need you tonight! If you keep neglecting-
Gimpy: Dammit Mump! Don't you see? This is more important than that! This is the most important thing-
Mump: More important then your men? More important then spreading mass chaos? More important (pauses) than the force?
(Tense music. Zooms in on Gimpy's face. He is sweating and looking torn. Mump is looking expectant with his arms crossed)
Gimpy: (Finally) Yes.
(Students have been listening outside the door)
All: (Gasp)
(They all walk in. gimpy has his arms crossed)
Gimpy: You want to know the truth men? Fine. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
All: (Gasp again)
Gimpy: But I've seen the light now men. We should all embrace women as our equals. We should allow them into our home with open arms. They are not evil, no. They are our equals and betters. Don't you see?
(Silence)
(Scene zooms to the dock. All the men are holding Gimpy, carrying him out. He is struggling.)
Gimpy: Get your hands off of me!
(They throw him into a boat at the dock)
Gimpy: Fine, if thats the way you want to be. I accept the prosecution of my actions to the full extent of the law. If you banish me for my beliefs, fine.
Mump: (Waving evilly) Give our regards to the main landers.
(The students all walk inside. Mump turns around at the last moment)
Mump: (To the boat driver) Take this traitor back to the main land.
Driver: (Nods)
Gimpy: (Looking back at war deck as he gets farther away) Ah crap.
*
(Rocko is at the party. All the girls are standing around him laughing)
Rocko: And then I set all the bunnies free, and they went to live in the fields free forever.
Girls: (All clapping admiringly)
Rocko: (Eyes brighten) Hey! Thats my girlfriend, in the corner there.
(Rocko's girl laying against the wall in the corner smoking)
Rocko: Come over here! I want you to meet some people.
(The girl taps the cigarette. The ashes fall on the floor and she shakes her head.)
Girl: Wow Rocko. (Fake smile) She seems . . . nice.
Rocko: Oh, she's wicked. We had the most amazing talks. Like last night, we really got to my issues that I faced in high school as a bully.
Girl: Wow Rocko, thats great. What did you figure out?
Rocko: (Pause) Well nothing really. I sorta just talked and she listened (Pause) I think.
Girl: Oh.
(Shift back to the girl, still in the same position smoking in the corner)
Girl: Well, what's her name?
Rocko: (Looks at her) I don't know. (to himself) And what's more, for once I really want to know. (Walks up to girl) Hey there hot buns. Hows it going.
Rocko's girl: (Looks at him befuddled) What?
Rocko: What's up?
Rocko's girl: (Shrugs) i dunno.
Rocko: (Looking awkward) Look, this is kinda embarrasing but this is the first time I have ever said this to a girl.
Rocko's girl: (Looks up bored)
Rocko: (Deep breath) Well, you know, we have been talking a lot lately, and we've really connected on a level I never knew about. I feel like I can tell you everything. Like, sex doesn't even matter.
Rocko's girl: (Looking bored still)
Rocko: So (Pause, looking stressed) this is really hard to say, and it's only three simple words (Still stuttering and sweating. Then finally) What's your name?
Rocko's girl: (laughs. She gives him a playful punch in the arm.) Your too much. (she grabs him and pulls him away from the party upstairs. They go into Rocko's room and close the door behind them. Rocko looks a little hurt)
*
(Cal in hallway outside Catherine's room. He's looking sad and lonely until Catherine walks up. He brightens up.)
Cal: Hey their Catherine!
Catherine: *Slurp*
Cal: It's me! Cal!
Catherine: (Big oblivious smile)
Cal: Cal! See! Doo-dla-dloo!
Catherine: Aw hey handsome guy. I like bunnies.
Cal: Me too! (thinking) wait a minute, you told me that already.
Catherine: *Slurp*
Cal: (blushes) I got you something real special lady, since I know you like bunnies. (Reaches behind his back) ta-da! See! It's a bunny coloring book! With crayons! For you!
Catherine: Ok handsome guy. (She walks forward and into her room right past Cal)
Cal: Wait! You didn't take your presents!
Catherine: Oh wow! Presents!
Cal: Yeah, aren't they pretty?
Catherine: Yeah. (looks at Cal confused, then gets up and leaves)
Cal: Wait Catherine. Do you want to talk for awhile? I love just talkin sometimes.
Catherine: Me too guy! (Walks out of her room leaving Cal there by himself
Cal: (whimpering himself)
*
(Nitz walks into his room and closes the door behind him. Cal is on his bed, all dressed up looking sad.)
Nitz: Cal? Is that you.
Cal: It sure is buddy-Nitz-guy.
Nitz: Whats wrong?
Cal: My girlfriend Catherine and I are going out on a date tonight. You know, Catherine. She-
Nitz: (Waves him off) Right Cal. You've been talking about her non-stop all week. (Keeps moving into his room. Goes into his closet and grabs some clothes)
Cal: I think she's busy though cause she hasn't called or anything, but I guess we were only supposed to go at three 'o clock.
Nitz: (Looks at clock) Uh Cal, that was four hours ago.
Cal: Oh, thats ok guy. I'll just keep waiting here.
Nitz: (Looks concerned)
Cal: Besides, I can just talk to you while I wait, right?
Nitz: Uh, sorry Cal. I am going out with Kimmy tonight.
Cal: (Looking alarmed) What! (regaining composure) I mean, thats great guy. Wow, have a special time.
Nitz: (Looking a little guilty) Sorry Cal. I'd really like to stay, but-
Cal: Aw, it's ok guy. Catherine will call at any moment. (Leans in toward the phone which is sitting in the middle of his bed, Cal bending down to it as thought he is worshipping it)
Nitz: Uh Cal, maybe you should go do something else tonight. I'm sure there are plenty of other girls-
Cal: No way Nitz guy. There is only one girl for me, just like I'm the only one for Catherine.
Nitz: (Looking really sad now) Ok Cal. Well, I'm already late so I gotta go. Have fun.
Cal: You too buddy guy! (Waves goodbye. Nitz smiles back at him. As soon as the door closes, Cal looks at the phone whimpering)
Gimpy: Splendid. All systems almost ready.
(knock at the door)
Mump: Permission to enter G-Prime.
Gimpy: (Not looking toward the door) Permission denied. Mump, is my boat here yet to take me back to the main land?
Mump: (Pause. Voice comes behind the door) Sir, your men need you! We have suffered horrible defeats today against the merciless RA today.
Gimpy: (Looking annoyed) Enter Mump.
Mump: (Comes in and screams) Sir! What's become of you?
Gimpy: I'm leaving for the mainland tonight on a special operation that requires me to look my best.
Mump: Sir, we need you tonight! If you keep neglecting-
Gimpy: Dammit Mump! Don't you see? This is more important than that! This is the most important thing-
Mump: More important then your men? More important then spreading mass chaos? More important (pauses) than the force?
(Tense music. Zooms in on Gimpy's face. He is sweating and looking torn. Mump is looking expectant with his arms crossed)
Gimpy: (Finally) Yes.
(Students have been listening outside the door)
All: (Gasp)
(They all walk in. gimpy has his arms crossed)
Gimpy: You want to know the truth men? Fine. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
All: (Gasp again)
Gimpy: But I've seen the light now men. We should all embrace women as our equals. We should allow them into our home with open arms. They are not evil, no. They are our equals and betters. Don't you see?
(Silence)
(Scene zooms to the dock. All the men are holding Gimpy, carrying him out. He is struggling.)
Gimpy: Get your hands off of me!
(They throw him into a boat at the dock)
Gimpy: Fine, if thats the way you want to be. I accept the prosecution of my actions to the full extent of the law. If you banish me for my beliefs, fine.
Mump: (Waving evilly) Give our regards to the main landers.
(The students all walk inside. Mump turns around at the last moment)
Mump: (To the boat driver) Take this traitor back to the main land.
Driver: (Nods)
Gimpy: (Looking back at war deck as he gets farther away) Ah crap.
*
(Rocko is at the party. All the girls are standing around him laughing)
Rocko: And then I set all the bunnies free, and they went to live in the fields free forever.
Girls: (All clapping admiringly)
Rocko: (Eyes brighten) Hey! Thats my girlfriend, in the corner there.
(Rocko's girl laying against the wall in the corner smoking)
Rocko: Come over here! I want you to meet some people.
(The girl taps the cigarette. The ashes fall on the floor and she shakes her head.)
Girl: Wow Rocko. (Fake smile) She seems . . . nice.
Rocko: Oh, she's wicked. We had the most amazing talks. Like last night, we really got to my issues that I faced in high school as a bully.
Girl: Wow Rocko, thats great. What did you figure out?
Rocko: (Pause) Well nothing really. I sorta just talked and she listened (Pause) I think.
Girl: Oh.
(Shift back to the girl, still in the same position smoking in the corner)
Girl: Well, what's her name?
Rocko: (Looks at her) I don't know. (to himself) And what's more, for once I really want to know. (Walks up to girl) Hey there hot buns. Hows it going.
Rocko's girl: (Looks at him befuddled) What?
Rocko: What's up?
Rocko's girl: (Shrugs) i dunno.
Rocko: (Looking awkward) Look, this is kinda embarrasing but this is the first time I have ever said this to a girl.
Rocko's girl: (Looks up bored)
Rocko: (Deep breath) Well, you know, we have been talking a lot lately, and we've really connected on a level I never knew about. I feel like I can tell you everything. Like, sex doesn't even matter.
Rocko's girl: (Looking bored still)
Rocko: So (Pause, looking stressed) this is really hard to say, and it's only three simple words (Still stuttering and sweating. Then finally) What's your name?
Rocko's girl: (laughs. She gives him a playful punch in the arm.) Your too much. (she grabs him and pulls him away from the party upstairs. They go into Rocko's room and close the door behind them. Rocko looks a little hurt)
*
(Cal in hallway outside Catherine's room. He's looking sad and lonely until Catherine walks up. He brightens up.)
Cal: Hey their Catherine!
Catherine: *Slurp*
Cal: It's me! Cal!
Catherine: (Big oblivious smile)
Cal: Cal! See! Doo-dla-dloo!
Catherine: Aw hey handsome guy. I like bunnies.
Cal: Me too! (thinking) wait a minute, you told me that already.
Catherine: *Slurp*
Cal: (blushes) I got you something real special lady, since I know you like bunnies. (Reaches behind his back) ta-da! See! It's a bunny coloring book! With crayons! For you!
Catherine: Ok handsome guy. (She walks forward and into her room right past Cal)
Cal: Wait! You didn't take your presents!
Catherine: Oh wow! Presents!
Cal: Yeah, aren't they pretty?
Catherine: Yeah. (looks at Cal confused, then gets up and leaves)
Cal: Wait Catherine. Do you want to talk for awhile? I love just talkin sometimes.
Catherine: Me too guy! (Walks out of her room leaving Cal there by himself
Cal: (whimpering himself)
*
(Nitz walks into his room and closes the door behind him. Cal is on his bed, all dressed up looking sad.)
Nitz: Cal? Is that you.
Cal: It sure is buddy-Nitz-guy.
Nitz: Whats wrong?
Cal: My girlfriend Catherine and I are going out on a date tonight. You know, Catherine. She-
Nitz: (Waves him off) Right Cal. You've been talking about her non-stop all week. (Keeps moving into his room. Goes into his closet and grabs some clothes)
Cal: I think she's busy though cause she hasn't called or anything, but I guess we were only supposed to go at three 'o clock.
Nitz: (Looks at clock) Uh Cal, that was four hours ago.
Cal: Oh, thats ok guy. I'll just keep waiting here.
Nitz: (Looks concerned)
Cal: Besides, I can just talk to you while I wait, right?
Nitz: Uh, sorry Cal. I am going out with Kimmy tonight.
Cal: (Looking alarmed) What! (regaining composure) I mean, thats great guy. Wow, have a special time.
Nitz: (Looking a little guilty) Sorry Cal. I'd really like to stay, but-
Cal: Aw, it's ok guy. Catherine will call at any moment. (Leans in toward the phone which is sitting in the middle of his bed, Cal bending down to it as thought he is worshipping it)
Nitz: Uh Cal, maybe you should go do something else tonight. I'm sure there are plenty of other girls-
Cal: No way Nitz guy. There is only one girl for me, just like I'm the only one for Catherine.
Nitz: (Looking really sad now) Ok Cal. Well, I'm already late so I gotta go. Have fun.
Cal: You too buddy guy! (Waves goodbye. Nitz smiles back at him. As soon as the door closes, Cal looks at the phone whimpering)
