~~Eep! Just realised we forgot to include the disclaimer in Chap One! *Beep!* Well, here it is now: We own nothing, except the plot, Marina and Kat, being as they are us.
Hope you all enjoyed the first chapter. Here's Chapter 2! And *gasp* this one actually has PLOT! WOW! By the way, if you're wondering why Kat and the Director seem to have such big parts, it's because when we get to the actual 'filming,' they won't be seen very much.
Sorry this took so long!!!!!!!! Computer errors: i.e. Kat's brother crashing her computer (Kat butts in) TWICE! Doing the same ****ing thing!!!! (Marina takes over) 12 hours after she got it fixed. Hopefully Chapter 3 will be faster!!
Note from Marina: Whoops! Forgot to mention what Logan was! Oh well, I don't like the prick anyway. Well… you'll have to wait and see…~~
Note from Kat: : *sigh* I have tried to get her not to insult characters that she doesn't like. But I think insulting people is one of her character flaws. ;)
Marina: *gives Evil Death-Glare* FEAR ME!!!
Now: Chapter Two!!
Scene: the same as before. The Director still lies on the couch, humming the "James Bond" theme. After half an hour, she looks at her watch. She frowns, as no one is back yet.
DIRECTOR: (to herself) Surely at least Scott should be back by now?
Speak of the devil. SCOTT wanders back into the room, looking the same as he did before. Everyone else follows, unchanged. The Director stands up, annoyed.
DIRECTOR: (peeved) Why aren't you in costume?
SCOTT: Not finished.
DIRECTOR: What?
SCOTT: The costumes. They're not finished.
The Director fumes. She picks up her clipboard and storms out down the corridor. The X-gang follow, curious. The Director storms into the Costume and Makeup room, confronting a pile of fabric.
DIRECTOR: Why aren't the costumes done yet? I gave you the deadline a week ago! How are we supposed to have a Dress Rehearsal without the costumes!?!
KAT, the Costume and Makeup guru, struggles out from under the pile. She scowls up at the Director. She flicks her purple hair over her shoulder and adjusts her angel snake top and jeans.
KAT: Look, you try making or finding costumes for ALL these people, making them look good, PLUS doing all the gadgets for Q AND GETTING IT ALL DONE IN A WEEK!!!!!!
DIRECTOR: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE TWINS!!! I HAD THE SCRIPT DONE A MONTH AGO!!!
She hears a soft snicker behind her: PYRO has given them away. She whirls and confronts them.
DIRECTOR: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!?!?!
They scarper, fast. The Director turns back to Kat, who looks confused.
KAT: "For the love of the Twins?" Who are the Twins?
DIRECTOR: ARHHHHH, WILL YOU JUST GO AND SEE THE MATRIX ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
KAT: sighs there's just now use talking to you when you in one of these moods
DIRECTOR: WHAT MOOD?????
She visibly forces herself to calm down.
DIRECTOR: (in a tight voice) My personal assistants. (She raises her voice and calls, clicking her fingers.) Twins!
KAT: I don't need personal assistants. They never get anything right. Anyway, I understand that people like you need…
She is cut off with a yelp as the TWINS ghost in through the wall and solidify, coming to stand on either side of the Director, who smirks.
DIRECTOR: Ah, my Twins. Now… I suggest you GET THE BLOODY COSTUMES READY BEFORE I HAVE YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS!!!!!
The Director storms out, back towards where the cast is waiting, the Twins following. Pausing outside the door, she motions to the Twins, who wait as she opens the door and goes in. Her immediate reaction is to duck. Turns out BOBBY and PYRO have been playing around, with Pyro throwing up fireballs and Bobby freezing them. One comes sailing toward her head, and she ducks FAST. Everyone stops when she straightens up, a look of thunder on her face. Her face has gone red. Bobby and Pyro slip behind LOGAN and SCOTT.
DIRECTOR: NOT HAPPY JAN!!!!
She raises her hand again.
DIRECTOR: TWINS!!!
The Twins ghost in through the door. ROGUE screams and hides behind Bobby, while Logan whips his claws out and goes to stab TWIN ONE. The claws pass straight through him. The Director smirks.
DIRECTOR: Did you really think you could hurt my Twins, fuzzy? Now… START LEARNING YOUR LINES!!
She stalks out. The Twins smirk at Logan and follow.
Beat.
LOGAN: Well, someone's in a bad mood today…
PYRO: (softly) Does someone have PMT?
All the girls hear, and glare at him.
~~Marina's A/N: Bwaha! Yes, I lave the Twins as my personal assistants!! Muaha!!
Kat A/N: we got reviews. Joy!! Thanks. *hugs all round* we promise to update soon.
Big thank you to alllllll our reviewers!!!
SilverCross: Here's an update!
Chic: Yes he does have a part, but you'll just have to wait and see…
i_luv_elfie_bois : update here!!
Pyro's Girl: Will do! We both love Pyro too!
Artemisn: Storm's already in there. She's another MI6 agent…
charlie-luna-girl: *grins* Will do!
Wallace: OK. References will be included.
Steph: Look, more!
Rogue15 : Don't worry, the exploding pen will be included. (Marina Says) My favourite gadget!!
monstertr0n: Hey hey hey!!! I personally prefer Scott… dreamy… And as before said, Logan will be included… (Marina starts muttering) Stupid bloody Wolverine, everyone thinks he's soo good… (Kat bashes her with a baseball bat.) Shut up!
RogueVampyr: Don't worry… LOTS of things will explode… (Authoresses grin maniacally. Kat butts in) A couple of flying monkeys will add some spice to the thing as well…
Chapter Three on the way!!
