~~A/N: Hello again all!! My god: 19 Reviews!! We are SOOOOOOOOO happyyyyyyyy!!! Anyways, here is Chapter Three! Random Stupidities abound! Next chapter: Filming Commences!
CHAPTER 3: Rehearsals.
Scene: The same.
SCOTT and JEAN sit side-by-side on the centre couch, reading over their scripts. PYRO, BOBBY and ROGUE re-enter, conversing over their scripts. Rogue looks extremely peeved about something. Bobby is trying not to grin. STORM wanders in, muttering something under her breath. She sits on the couch next to the one Scott and Jean are sitting on. She notices Scott grinning and grins back at him. She has to ask:
STORM: And you are?
SCOTT: (grinning) Bond, James Bond.
Jean grins. Scott turns to her.
SCOTT: Summers. Scott Summers. And you are?
JEAN: Lake. Scarlet Lake.
Bobby cuts in.
BOBBY: Frost. Jason Frost.
Rogue grins and adds her contribution.
ROGUE: Wilde. Lucy Wilde.
Bobby grins and kisses her gloved hand.
BOBBY: A pleasure to meet you Miss Wilde.
She curtsies back.
ROGUE: And you too, Mr Frost.
Pyro throws a cushion at them.
PYRO: Inferno. Alex Inferno.
Storm laughs.
STORM: Elektra. Nadine Elektra.
Jean laughs.
JEAN: Grey. Jean Grey.
Pyro grins and cuts in.
PYRO: Grey. Earl Grey!
Stunned looks from everyone. Professor X speaks.
PROFESSOR X: Picard. Jean-Luc Picard.
Stunned looks again. Bobby grins.
BOBBY: Powers. Austin Powers.
Laughter. Bobby does an Austin impersonation that leaves Rogue practically collapsed from laughing. Storm picks up the thread.
STORM: Crackers. Cheesen Crackers.
More laughter. Scott chips in.
SCOTT: (holding his pinkie finger to his mouth) Evil. Doctor Evil.
Rogue, still laughing hysterically, manages to gasp out her contribution.
ROGUE: Summers. Buffy Summers!
Scott sends her an amused look as Pyro pipes up again.
PYRO: Donalds. Mac Donalds.
Bobby picks up the foods idea.
BOBBY: Jacks. Hungry Jacks.
Storm adds in.STORM: Ways. Sub Ways.
KAT walks into the midst of this. She looks around, and announces, perfectly seriously,
KAT: Kat. Kit Kat.
Pause. Everyone suddenly bursts out laughing. Kat looks hurt.
KAT: That's my name!
The laughter continues as the DIRECTOR enters, with the TWINS in tow.
DIRECTOR: Personally I prefer Bounties.
She takes a bite out of the one she was eating as she entered. Kat looks sulky.
KAT: ANYway, I just came to tell ya'll the costumes are ready. And the transports are ready.
The Director suddenly gets her 'commanding' mode on again.
DIRECTOR: Right then! Everybody get over to Costume and Makeup and get ready, then out to the transports. See you all there ASAP!
Everyone heads out, following Kat. The Director calls after them.
DIRECTOR: And someone find that bloody Wolverine!
The Twins slide up behind her.
TWIN ONE: He is in the gym, Mistress.
TWIN TWO: Shall we fetch him for you?
She nods.
DIRECTOR: Take him down to C @ M with the others. See you at the transports.
The Twins nod and ghost out through the wall. The Director stands there for a minute, then fishes a Discman out of her pocket and slips on her headphones. She hits 'Play' and wanders out singing along to Evanescence.
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