Disclamiers: All Megaman and related characters, stuff like the Officials, and stuff belong to Capcom.However, everything not of Capcom belongs to me. Like plot, and stuff that you'll see in the Prolouge..or however you spell it. If you steal anything, =D, Zero will come after you. You must have permission from me if you wish to use anything in here. Like it or not, it's all mine, babeh!

Oh...and another thing, the "Zero" in here is not the Zero from Megaman. If you think I have stolen his name, or used it as a rip-off fine..it isn't. But to tell the truth, that name popped up out of no where and stuff in my head for no ablosute reason! Ha, well. I hope you enjoy this. And remember, I won't be able to put up new chapters unless I have access to the internet, which, indeed I rarely have. Oh, and another thing...this takes place in a different place and different time. I yet to think of names for cities and stuff...of which, I don't like to name stuff..! Please read and review...as long as it's actually intelligent..heh , it'll make me learn to be a better writer. x.x; Praise me, hate me, all the same. Well, enough of this, on with my fic.

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Silver Flame

Lost Chapter - One

-Transmission Begin-

"Is this thing working, Seph?" B-chan was poking the camera.

"Yea...it's 99% guarnteed that it'll work. Through anything!" Seph smacks the camera. and knocks it over.

The camera breaks.

"Uhm...I didn't do IT!!!" Seph yelled,"IT WAS ALL HER FAULT!"

"..B.S.! Seph, you fix that camera right now, or I'm going to make you. Trust me, you won't want me to make you..." B-chan growled.

"Meep! Yes, M'am." Seph is fixing the camera and setting it back up.

"Waa, I'm doing a Lost Chapter thing..." cried B-chan.

"Well, then, it's not my fault now is it?" grinned Seph.

"What..? I'm trying to do this for the readers, I mean, c'mon, there can't be dramatics all the time, now can there? Humor is needed!" she thwhaped him, with her silver mallet.

"This, my fare, fare readers, is the first ever (of this story anyway) Lost Chapter. These chapters will either be related to the story, somehow...or not at all! Sadly, this is my attempt to make this humorous, and it's quite sad.." the girl was now shuffling her feet.

The boy was now laughing at her,"Hahaha, what a poor, poor attempt."

"That was rude..." came a voice from not afar. A girl with brown hair, in a pony tail, with white neko ears came forth. The girl was a cat girl, a white furry one at that. She wore a long purple sleeved shirt, with baggy jeans that didn't seem that fit her. "I mean.."

She was interupped by Seph,"The nose knows it all! I swear it, by the rodent gods!"

"Paisley-chan..." muttered B-chan,"He's not in a very smart mood today.."

"I wouldn't have guessed..after all, he is...a..rodent.." Paisley paused,"Quite a weird too."

"Of course! How else would this Lost Chapter be...?! This is complete randomness..who couldn't live with out it!?" He blurted out.

"Oh..my, uhm, readers, this is Paisley, I forgot to mention that I would put her in the Lost Chapters! She'll mostly be helping me "Host" these things..Like I know how.." B-chan paused, sweatdropping, then...BAM! She was smacked by Seph's immuincely large sword hilt.

"Seph's been on crack again.." Paisley whispered to the girl who got smacked.

"Damn straight I have! In fact...would you like some?!...HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?!" roared Seph.

"...More like he's been whirling poor innocent..people." B-chan sighed.

Seph grabbed a mircophone ( I kid you not!) and started to sing,

"Baby...you are the one..
On the perfect shooting nose,
And with thaaat, I shall be the whirling machine..
You cry like,
I have been offending you..."

"You have!" roared B-chan, as Seph was still singing.

"Like your nose,
Is bigger than a bear,
Make it like...
Make it done..
Like a high diggin' sun!
I've been wishing for you,
Since I've been high off of noses..
Crying to me from afaaaar!"

"My god..he's badly out of tune!..." Paisley is covering her ears, and B-chan..who is pretty damned pissed, is about to kill him...literally.

"Paisley.." B-chan said in a evil pissed off voice...which scared Paisley,"you better stop me! Or else he'll die...HAHAHA!" Sadly, B-chan was now behind Seph, raising up her mallet, high above her.

"Oh...I'll do much better than that..." Paisley dashed forth (no lie), and swiped Seph's face with her claws.

"Owwie..." Seph began to cry. The two girls noticed him as a chibi.

"OH HELL NO! He did -not- just turn into a frikkin' chibi..TELL ME HE JUST NOT TURN INTO A CHIBI!" B-chan snarled.

Seph began to say in a weird computer type voice,"Ha.Ha.Ha. Make your time. You have no chance to survive. Ha.ha.ha."

"..... . . . .to..many..Zero Wing...GAAH!" B-chan smacked Seph hard,"Shut up! Shut up..shut up!"

"..Man, she's harsh...Whooo! Go B-chan!" Paisley was eating popcorn, grinning.

"...Seph..I WARNED YOU!!!" The angry girl was now kicking Seph, who was biting her leg."DAMN CHIBI!"

"Waaa,-sniff, sniff- B-chwan hate me.."

"You got that frikkin right, now get off!"

"But I wove you...waa.." Seph was biting on her leg more, and Paisley seem like she couldn't get him off. It was like he was attached.

"Damn...he's like..super glued."..Paisley was tugging on him.

"...Make your time." grinned Seph.

"...This will never end..will it? Seph..don't make me go down there..DO NOT MAKE ME GO DOWN THERE...." B-chan glared, raising up her mallet.

Seph whimpered, but then smiled.

"Ten....nine..eight..seven.." Seph seemed to count, holding a controller in his hand, and walked off.

"..What was he counting..? Paisley..?" B-chan looked around, to find noone but herself, then she looked up and a big mallet was coming down upon her.

"Three, two...one..." SMACK. B-chan was flat as a pancake.

"Uhm..." Paisley peeked in,"I tried to warn you?"

"LIAR!" accused B-chan, growling as she unflattened herself.

"We'll get back to you later...Next time on the Lost Chapters!...I don't know what's going to happen..!" Paisley grinned, but B-chan was yelling in the back ground.

"What do you mean you don't KNOW?! You should know, since you're the host as well for the Lost Chapters!"

"Uhm...it's not going to happen anyway..I mean, authors have writers block sometimes..." Paisley said lowly.

"PAAAAAISLLLEYY!" Roared B-chan.

Seph slid in front of Paisley,"Haaaayaa! Next time on Lost Chapters...Maybe you, the readers can help or suggest! It depends, but I think our writer already has a plan...we'll just have to see."

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So, did you like it or not? Review if you like or let me know, dosen't matter. That was a little slow, no? My first Lost Chapter..depending on how you readers react to this, and review, and suggest, I might keep this thing going. I know it was a little stupid, but oh well, I did try. ^_^; If you wanna talk or anything, let me know, I'll be happy to listen. E-mail me, or contact me on AIM just to say hi is fine! My name is EPrincessRINI. =p Have a nice and whirlable day.

-Silver B-chan