Chapter 2!
A/N: Hope you aren't offended...or angry. I have a presentiment of many flames on this one...heh I hope it isn't too harsh...
Disclaimer: BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS STUFF! NOR DO WE WANT TO!! LOL ESPECIALLY AFTER WRITING ABOUT IT!
Why did the elephant get on the dogs tail...? ...He didn't know why...
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(Last time on Bingo Night Unleashed!)
Animal rights activist: Let that poor innocent creature go! *shoots Kenshin with tranquilizer gun*
Kenshin: *runs around frantically* Ah! I just wanted to pet the fuzzy bunny!
Bunny: Bok. Bok. Hehe you're in trouble. Nenenenenene ne.
Kaoru: Kenshin has a fuzzy fetish.
Kenshin: *Going Battousai at Bunny* that I do.
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FBI: *Wake up* Huphuphuphup *arrests A.R.A.* You're under arrest for tranquilizing the fuzzy fetish man!
Kenshin: Oro?! *back Battousai* You gonna DIE bunny. You.gonna die!
Bunny: Bok? O.o
Kaoru: Why can't he have a ME fetish? WHY?! T.T
Kenshin: *draws sword*
Bunny: *sumo bunny!*
Kenshin and FBI: o.o
Kaoru: WHY?! T.T
Bunny: *chases Kenshin*
Kenshin: RUN FOR THE HILLS!! * runs*
Bunny: BOK! *Sumo bok*
Kenshin: I think the tranquilizer is kicking in. *staggers*
Bunny: HA! You are mine! SUMOOOO....ATTACK!
Tom Green: *wanders back around dojo* Mom?! Mom! Mom? *Sees sumo bunny* MOM! *grabs bunny and starts kissing*
Bunny: Damn you let me go! SUMO! AH!
Tom Green- You aren't mom! LIAR! *throws bunny*
Bunny- Aaaaahhhhhhh...*flies over dojo wall*
Tom Green- *wanders off again* Mom? MOM! Mom?!
Kenshin: *snores and murmurs in sleep* Turnips...
Kaoru: *Still complaining and going on about Kenshin's 'not-her' fetish* T.T
Bill Clinton: *runs in* Hey missy...
Kaoru: AH! PERVERT!
Clinton: O.O I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ANY OF THOSE WOMEN! *runs away*
Laundry Water: *bubble*glub*bubble*
Saitoh and Yahiko- *run through yard, bull close behind* AH!
Kaoru: *all alone* Before when I said I wanted quiet I really didn't mean it. ALL I WANT IS TO BE FANTASIZED ABOUT!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!?! T.T
Kenshin: *wakes immediately* NOOOOOO MA'AM!! *falls asleep again* Oh Kaoru, sumo bunny of my universe.
Kaoru: That's not EVEN right.
Laundry water: I vant to vash your hands...
Kaoru: o.o
L.W.: *bubbly-ish* Come little one, let me vash your hands..
Kaoru: *in trance* must...obey...laundry water....
Pop Rocks: NOOOO! DON'T DO IT!!!!
L.W.: *angrily* DAMN YOU POP ROCKS! I WILL QUENCH THY POPPINESS!
FBI: Huphuphuphup *stop* Did someone say poppies?
Tom Green: DRUGS! Wait...I...uh I mean...MOM!
Mr. Oescher: I could have bought a bra for less than a penny. *thinks deeply*
Tom Green: DUDE! Don't forget the panties!!!
Mr. Oescher: Theoretically, the concepts of math have been taught to EVERYONE (except me) incorrectly, and since Oescher is a college math teacher, he doesn't want you to imitate him...SO HE WILL COPYRIGHT HIMSELF! *mutters* I wonder if I can yell at some copyrighting company...
Turkeys: gobble gobble gobble...*wander aimlessly*
Tom Green: OH! TURKEYS! *sneaks up to turkeys* BOO!
Turkey: *stands ground* BRING IT ON!
Tom Green: o.o
Pencil: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...*Sings deeply and mournfully*
Pens: *Dance across dojo wall*
Mr. Oescher: *watches pens* If math teachers ran the world, there would be half as many words. Up, not up. Pencil, not a pencil...*rambles on*
Alligator: *sunning self happily* *sigh*
Steve Irwin: Ah, she's a beaut! Crikies! *sneaks around alligator*
Alligator: *rolls eyes* I'm a guy.
Steve: *lunges at alligator*
Pencil: It's a grand ole flag...
Kenshin: *waking up again* Mmm...Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: ^-^ Yes, Kenshin?! Were you dreaming about me?! Do you have something to say?
Kenshin: *raises eyebrows* Did you finish the laundry?
Kaoru: -_-;
Laundry Water (L.W.) : hehehe...I ATE IT!
Kenshin: WHAT?! OOP. I mean ORO!?
Kaoru: *starting to cry again* T.T You don't love me! WAH!
Mr. Oescher: Clean laundry, not clean laundry...love, not love.
Kenshin: Do you EVER shut up?
Mr. Oescher: Oescher feels chastised. You may be bigger than me but-no wait you aren't even bigger than me, well, no matter what, I'm still 'not dumb- er' than you!
Random Person (R.P.) : Pop Rocks for scary Battousai!
Kenshin: *Battousifies immediately at sight of pop rocks* Come.
Kaoru: Ken...shin
R.P: I'm afraid. *knees tremble*
Kenshin: *walks around corner* Hey! I'm two separate people!
Kaoru: o.o...^_~
Battousai: *draws sword* POP ROCKS.
Kenshin: What are you doing?! Killing is BAD!
Kaoru: *looks to Kenshin, to Battousai, to Kenshin*
Oescher: Dead, not dead...wait. Didn't I stop that? *stares at sky* Hm...the locusts are thick today...
Pop Rocks: DON'T EAT ME!!! *to Battousai*
Battousai: *Picks up bag* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: NO! *grabs Battousai, rolls him into a ball and swallows* There...you will not escape again! *BELCH!*
Everyone: O.O
Oescher: Wouldn't that be considered killing?
Kenshin to R.P: May sessha have the pop rocks?
R.P: Who is sessha?
Kenshin: ...
R.P: What? *dumps bag of pop rocks in mouth*
Pop rocks: *POP POP POP!*
Kenshin: You shouldn't have done that...*eyes turn amber*
R.P.: O.O
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A/N: Oh the joys of insanity! Thanks to those that have reviewed, as soon as we get the rest all typed up we'll post it! Yay!
A/N: Hope you aren't offended...or angry. I have a presentiment of many flames on this one...heh I hope it isn't too harsh...
Disclaimer: BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS STUFF! NOR DO WE WANT TO!! LOL ESPECIALLY AFTER WRITING ABOUT IT!
Why did the elephant get on the dogs tail...? ...He didn't know why...
Like our Fanfic!
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(Last time on Bingo Night Unleashed!)
Animal rights activist: Let that poor innocent creature go! *shoots Kenshin with tranquilizer gun*
Kenshin: *runs around frantically* Ah! I just wanted to pet the fuzzy bunny!
Bunny: Bok. Bok. Hehe you're in trouble. Nenenenenene ne.
Kaoru: Kenshin has a fuzzy fetish.
Kenshin: *Going Battousai at Bunny* that I do.
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FBI: *Wake up* Huphuphuphup *arrests A.R.A.* You're under arrest for tranquilizing the fuzzy fetish man!
Kenshin: Oro?! *back Battousai* You gonna DIE bunny. You.gonna die!
Bunny: Bok? O.o
Kaoru: Why can't he have a ME fetish? WHY?! T.T
Kenshin: *draws sword*
Bunny: *sumo bunny!*
Kenshin and FBI: o.o
Kaoru: WHY?! T.T
Bunny: *chases Kenshin*
Kenshin: RUN FOR THE HILLS!! * runs*
Bunny: BOK! *Sumo bok*
Kenshin: I think the tranquilizer is kicking in. *staggers*
Bunny: HA! You are mine! SUMOOOO....ATTACK!
Tom Green: *wanders back around dojo* Mom?! Mom! Mom? *Sees sumo bunny* MOM! *grabs bunny and starts kissing*
Bunny: Damn you let me go! SUMO! AH!
Tom Green- You aren't mom! LIAR! *throws bunny*
Bunny- Aaaaahhhhhhh...*flies over dojo wall*
Tom Green- *wanders off again* Mom? MOM! Mom?!
Kenshin: *snores and murmurs in sleep* Turnips...
Kaoru: *Still complaining and going on about Kenshin's 'not-her' fetish* T.T
Bill Clinton: *runs in* Hey missy...
Kaoru: AH! PERVERT!
Clinton: O.O I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ANY OF THOSE WOMEN! *runs away*
Laundry Water: *bubble*glub*bubble*
Saitoh and Yahiko- *run through yard, bull close behind* AH!
Kaoru: *all alone* Before when I said I wanted quiet I really didn't mean it. ALL I WANT IS TO BE FANTASIZED ABOUT!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?!?! T.T
Kenshin: *wakes immediately* NOOOOOO MA'AM!! *falls asleep again* Oh Kaoru, sumo bunny of my universe.
Kaoru: That's not EVEN right.
Laundry water: I vant to vash your hands...
Kaoru: o.o
L.W.: *bubbly-ish* Come little one, let me vash your hands..
Kaoru: *in trance* must...obey...laundry water....
Pop Rocks: NOOOO! DON'T DO IT!!!!
L.W.: *angrily* DAMN YOU POP ROCKS! I WILL QUENCH THY POPPINESS!
FBI: Huphuphuphup *stop* Did someone say poppies?
Tom Green: DRUGS! Wait...I...uh I mean...MOM!
Mr. Oescher: I could have bought a bra for less than a penny. *thinks deeply*
Tom Green: DUDE! Don't forget the panties!!!
Mr. Oescher: Theoretically, the concepts of math have been taught to EVERYONE (except me) incorrectly, and since Oescher is a college math teacher, he doesn't want you to imitate him...SO HE WILL COPYRIGHT HIMSELF! *mutters* I wonder if I can yell at some copyrighting company...
Turkeys: gobble gobble gobble...*wander aimlessly*
Tom Green: OH! TURKEYS! *sneaks up to turkeys* BOO!
Turkey: *stands ground* BRING IT ON!
Tom Green: o.o
Pencil: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...*Sings deeply and mournfully*
Pens: *Dance across dojo wall*
Mr. Oescher: *watches pens* If math teachers ran the world, there would be half as many words. Up, not up. Pencil, not a pencil...*rambles on*
Alligator: *sunning self happily* *sigh*
Steve Irwin: Ah, she's a beaut! Crikies! *sneaks around alligator*
Alligator: *rolls eyes* I'm a guy.
Steve: *lunges at alligator*
Pencil: It's a grand ole flag...
Kenshin: *waking up again* Mmm...Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: ^-^ Yes, Kenshin?! Were you dreaming about me?! Do you have something to say?
Kenshin: *raises eyebrows* Did you finish the laundry?
Kaoru: -_-;
Laundry Water (L.W.) : hehehe...I ATE IT!
Kenshin: WHAT?! OOP. I mean ORO!?
Kaoru: *starting to cry again* T.T You don't love me! WAH!
Mr. Oescher: Clean laundry, not clean laundry...love, not love.
Kenshin: Do you EVER shut up?
Mr. Oescher: Oescher feels chastised. You may be bigger than me but-no wait you aren't even bigger than me, well, no matter what, I'm still 'not dumb- er' than you!
Random Person (R.P.) : Pop Rocks for scary Battousai!
Kenshin: *Battousifies immediately at sight of pop rocks* Come.
Kaoru: Ken...shin
R.P: I'm afraid. *knees tremble*
Kenshin: *walks around corner* Hey! I'm two separate people!
Kaoru: o.o...^_~
Battousai: *draws sword* POP ROCKS.
Kenshin: What are you doing?! Killing is BAD!
Kaoru: *looks to Kenshin, to Battousai, to Kenshin*
Oescher: Dead, not dead...wait. Didn't I stop that? *stares at sky* Hm...the locusts are thick today...
Pop Rocks: DON'T EAT ME!!! *to Battousai*
Battousai: *Picks up bag* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: NO! *grabs Battousai, rolls him into a ball and swallows* There...you will not escape again! *BELCH!*
Everyone: O.O
Oescher: Wouldn't that be considered killing?
Kenshin to R.P: May sessha have the pop rocks?
R.P: Who is sessha?
Kenshin: ...
R.P: What? *dumps bag of pop rocks in mouth*
Pop rocks: *POP POP POP!*
Kenshin: You shouldn't have done that...*eyes turn amber*
R.P.: O.O
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A/N: Oh the joys of insanity! Thanks to those that have reviewed, as soon as we get the rest all typed up we'll post it! Yay!
