Chapter 3!

A/N: This fic needs no introduction. Here ya go!

Disclaimer: Wouldn't it be scary if we owned RK?

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(Last time...)

Kenshin: You shouldn't have done that...*eyes turn amber*

R.P.: O.O

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Battousai: MWAHAHAHAHA! I've taken over again! *turns serious* Pop Rocks.

Random Person (R.P.): o.o Someone save me?

Kaoru: ^-^ Hehe...

Battousai: *Backs R.P. into dojo wall, pointing his reverse-bladeat R.P.'s throat.* It may be backwards, but the...cutting side...is just as sharp!!!

R.P.: *flattens self against wall* A little help here?! *squeak*

Battousai: *snarls* Did I say you could move?! Now, Pop Rocks.

R.P.: But you said not to--

Battousai: NOW!!!

R.P.: Yes sir! *quickly*

Kaoru: *mentally* Battousai, Kenshin, Battousai, Kenshin...ACK! Decisions!

R.P.: *digging through pockets* Um...I seem to have misplaced them...

Battousai: You better not have said what I think you just said...

Kaoru: *thinks to self* You know...the Battousai is sexier than Kenshin. I wonder if he fantasizes about me...I bet he does... *out loud* Oh Battousai! *runs with arms outstretched*

Battousai: O.O ORO?! *eyes fade to violet*

Kaoru: HEY! *thwack* I want him back!

R.P.: *sneaks away*

Kenshin: But Miss Kaoru! *large purple bump has appeared on head, wobbles when he talks*

Kaoru: *sigh* I guess you will do. *jumps into arms and kisses passionately*

Kenshin: O.O......o.o......^x^

Kaoru: *to self* Now how can I bring Battousai back...?

Kenshin: ^x^

Kaoru: ^x^

*Three Days Later*

Kenshin: ^x^

Kaoru: ^x^

Sano: *walks out of dojo*Ladi Dadi Da...OH NO! KENSHIN AND KAORU ARE FROZEN TOGETHER! MEGUMI!!!

Megumi: *in background* I'm ain't movin'.

Sano: ^.~ *runs back into dojo*

Yahiko: *walks in wearing Cyborg 009 uniform* Hey. I got kidnapped by BLACK GHOST. Now I must kill you all! MWAHAHAHA!

Kenshin: *sends telepathic signal* Can't you see we are busy here?!

Yahiko: AH! THE VOICES!! *curls into fetal position, sucking thumb*

Slim Jim Dude (SJD): EAT ME!!!

Saitou: OH! *grabs him*

SJD: AH! NO TOUCHY! OWWW!!!

Saitou: Mmmm....*takes big bite* Tastes like chicken!

Chicken: I find that offensive! I'll sue your ass!

Cardboard cow: Eat more chicken! *walks towards Saitou*

Saitou: HOLY HELL! KUSO! AHHHH! *drops SJD and runs away*

Tom Green: *sees cow run by* Hey, I know you! *chases cow chasing Saitou*

Oescher: I've gotten not full--er...hungry while watching you two make out for three days.

Kenshin: *battousified* *growls against Kaoru's lips*

Kaoru: *giggles*

Chicken: Just don't think about eathing ME. *to Oescher*

Oescher: Chicken, not chicken...wait...everything's chicken...

Saitou: *runs from Cardboard Cow* AHHHHH! KUSO!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!

Kenshin: ~x~;;;;

Kaoru: ^x^

Oescher: Breathing, not breathing. Dead, not dead. WAIT! I've said that already!

Chicken: Dancing SPERM!!

Saitou: I am sperm?! DUDE!

Yahiko: *stops sucking thumb and looks at Saitou, who seems to have become a teenager again*

Saitou: Where's the love? *digs through pockets* AH! SOMEONE STOLE MY DOOBAGE!!

Chicken: Wasn't me!

Cardboard Cow: Dude...look at all the colors...my hooves can touch anything but themselves...OOOOOHHHHH....

Saitou: *takes stance of Gatotsu* Drop the doobie...

C.C.: I AM INVINCIBLE!

Saitou: *attacks, cutting cardboard to pieces*

Chicken: AHH! MURDERER! AH!

Saitou: *shops chicken's head off*

Kenshin: OxO

Kaoru: ~x~;;;;;

Saitou: Mine. *picks up doobie* Heheheh...*looks at chicken*

Yahiko: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to kill you. *stands up and walks towards Kaoru*

Kenshin: *opens eyes to reveal amber eyed stare*

Yahiko: *rolls eyes* I'm a cyborg remember. *pulls Kaoru away from Kenshin*

Kaoru: *pout*

Battousai: Oh that was NOT smart. *flips sword over to sharp side and whacks Yahiko's arm*

Oescher: *in background* MY LINE! That was STUPID!

Arm: *clang*

Saitou: DUDE! Look I'm a punk! *spikes hair*

Yahiko: *overdramatic* Oww...I am in so much pain. *lets Kaoru go*

Battousai: NAH! SHE IS MINE!

Kaoru: OH yeah!

Battousai: *picks up Kaoru and darts into dojo*

Saitou: I wonder what they are doing... *giggles*

Dalmation: *runs through yard* Woof! Woof!

Saitou: I'm hungry...Hm... *Chases Dalmation*

*15 minutes later*

Kaoru: The almighty Battousai ain't so almighty. *walks into yard*

Battousai: It's not my fault! It...It's cold!

Kaoru: Hey...didn't we have a dalmation?

Saitou: *comes back* You HAD a dalmation...

Yahiko: Mr. Dancing SPERM! He ate your dalmation! *looks at Oescher, who is in the process of hanging pens out of his ears* Who is he?

Oescher: NOT pencils...LASER SURGERY! MUST...NOT...GAH! I BLINKED!

Saitou: Heh, Blink182! *busts dance move and starts singing 'Dirty Grandpa' song.*

Kenshin: I don't know what's scarier, his dancing or his singing.

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A/N: hehe...To BE CONTINUED! hehe...