Chapter 3!
A/N: This fic needs no introduction. Here ya go!
Disclaimer: Wouldn't it be scary if we owned RK?
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(Last time...)
Kenshin: You shouldn't have done that...*eyes turn amber*
R.P.: O.O
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Battousai: MWAHAHAHAHA! I've taken over again! *turns serious* Pop Rocks.
Random Person (R.P.): o.o Someone save me?
Kaoru: ^-^ Hehe...
Battousai: *Backs R.P. into dojo wall, pointing his reverse-bladeat R.P.'s throat.* It may be backwards, but the...cutting side...is just as sharp!!!
R.P.: *flattens self against wall* A little help here?! *squeak*
Battousai: *snarls* Did I say you could move?! Now, Pop Rocks.
R.P.: But you said not to--
Battousai: NOW!!!
R.P.: Yes sir! *quickly*
Kaoru: *mentally* Battousai, Kenshin, Battousai, Kenshin...ACK! Decisions!
R.P.: *digging through pockets* Um...I seem to have misplaced them...
Battousai: You better not have said what I think you just said...
Kaoru: *thinks to self* You know...the Battousai is sexier than Kenshin. I wonder if he fantasizes about me...I bet he does... *out loud* Oh Battousai! *runs with arms outstretched*
Battousai: O.O ORO?! *eyes fade to violet*
Kaoru: HEY! *thwack* I want him back!
R.P.: *sneaks away*
Kenshin: But Miss Kaoru! *large purple bump has appeared on head, wobbles when he talks*
Kaoru: *sigh* I guess you will do. *jumps into arms and kisses passionately*
Kenshin: O.O......o.o......^x^
Kaoru: *to self* Now how can I bring Battousai back...?
Kenshin: ^x^
Kaoru: ^x^
*Three Days Later*
Kenshin: ^x^
Kaoru: ^x^
Sano: *walks out of dojo*Ladi Dadi Da...OH NO! KENSHIN AND KAORU ARE FROZEN TOGETHER! MEGUMI!!!
Megumi: *in background* I'm ain't movin'.
Sano: ^.~ *runs back into dojo*
Yahiko: *walks in wearing Cyborg 009 uniform* Hey. I got kidnapped by BLACK GHOST. Now I must kill you all! MWAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: *sends telepathic signal* Can't you see we are busy here?!
Yahiko: AH! THE VOICES!! *curls into fetal position, sucking thumb*
Slim Jim Dude (SJD): EAT ME!!!
Saitou: OH! *grabs him*
SJD: AH! NO TOUCHY! OWWW!!!
Saitou: Mmmm....*takes big bite* Tastes like chicken!
Chicken: I find that offensive! I'll sue your ass!
Cardboard cow: Eat more chicken! *walks towards Saitou*
Saitou: HOLY HELL! KUSO! AHHHH! *drops SJD and runs away*
Tom Green: *sees cow run by* Hey, I know you! *chases cow chasing Saitou*
Oescher: I've gotten not full--er...hungry while watching you two make out for three days.
Kenshin: *battousified* *growls against Kaoru's lips*
Kaoru: *giggles*
Chicken: Just don't think about eathing ME. *to Oescher*
Oescher: Chicken, not chicken...wait...everything's chicken...
Saitou: *runs from Cardboard Cow* AHHHHH! KUSO!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!
Kenshin: ~x~;;;;
Kaoru: ^x^
Oescher: Breathing, not breathing. Dead, not dead. WAIT! I've said that already!
Chicken: Dancing SPERM!!
Saitou: I am sperm?! DUDE!
Yahiko: *stops sucking thumb and looks at Saitou, who seems to have become a teenager again*
Saitou: Where's the love? *digs through pockets* AH! SOMEONE STOLE MY DOOBAGE!!
Chicken: Wasn't me!
Cardboard Cow: Dude...look at all the colors...my hooves can touch anything but themselves...OOOOOHHHHH....
Saitou: *takes stance of Gatotsu* Drop the doobie...
C.C.: I AM INVINCIBLE!
Saitou: *attacks, cutting cardboard to pieces*
Chicken: AHH! MURDERER! AH!
Saitou: *shops chicken's head off*
Kenshin: OxO
Kaoru: ~x~;;;;;
Saitou: Mine. *picks up doobie* Heheheh...*looks at chicken*
Yahiko: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to kill you. *stands up and walks towards Kaoru*
Kenshin: *opens eyes to reveal amber eyed stare*
Yahiko: *rolls eyes* I'm a cyborg remember. *pulls Kaoru away from Kenshin*
Kaoru: *pout*
Battousai: Oh that was NOT smart. *flips sword over to sharp side and whacks Yahiko's arm*
Oescher: *in background* MY LINE! That was STUPID!
Arm: *clang*
Saitou: DUDE! Look I'm a punk! *spikes hair*
Yahiko: *overdramatic* Oww...I am in so much pain. *lets Kaoru go*
Battousai: NAH! SHE IS MINE!
Kaoru: OH yeah!
Battousai: *picks up Kaoru and darts into dojo*
Saitou: I wonder what they are doing... *giggles*
Dalmation: *runs through yard* Woof! Woof!
Saitou: I'm hungry...Hm... *Chases Dalmation*
*15 minutes later*
Kaoru: The almighty Battousai ain't so almighty. *walks into yard*
Battousai: It's not my fault! It...It's cold!
Kaoru: Hey...didn't we have a dalmation?
Saitou: *comes back* You HAD a dalmation...
Yahiko: Mr. Dancing SPERM! He ate your dalmation! *looks at Oescher, who is in the process of hanging pens out of his ears* Who is he?
Oescher: NOT pencils...LASER SURGERY! MUST...NOT...GAH! I BLINKED!
Saitou: Heh, Blink182! *busts dance move and starts singing 'Dirty Grandpa' song.*
Kenshin: I don't know what's scarier, his dancing or his singing.
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A/N: hehe...To BE CONTINUED! hehe...
A/N: This fic needs no introduction. Here ya go!
Disclaimer: Wouldn't it be scary if we owned RK?
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(Last time...)
Kenshin: You shouldn't have done that...*eyes turn amber*
R.P.: O.O
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Battousai: MWAHAHAHAHA! I've taken over again! *turns serious* Pop Rocks.
Random Person (R.P.): o.o Someone save me?
Kaoru: ^-^ Hehe...
Battousai: *Backs R.P. into dojo wall, pointing his reverse-bladeat R.P.'s throat.* It may be backwards, but the...cutting side...is just as sharp!!!
R.P.: *flattens self against wall* A little help here?! *squeak*
Battousai: *snarls* Did I say you could move?! Now, Pop Rocks.
R.P.: But you said not to--
Battousai: NOW!!!
R.P.: Yes sir! *quickly*
Kaoru: *mentally* Battousai, Kenshin, Battousai, Kenshin...ACK! Decisions!
R.P.: *digging through pockets* Um...I seem to have misplaced them...
Battousai: You better not have said what I think you just said...
Kaoru: *thinks to self* You know...the Battousai is sexier than Kenshin. I wonder if he fantasizes about me...I bet he does... *out loud* Oh Battousai! *runs with arms outstretched*
Battousai: O.O ORO?! *eyes fade to violet*
Kaoru: HEY! *thwack* I want him back!
R.P.: *sneaks away*
Kenshin: But Miss Kaoru! *large purple bump has appeared on head, wobbles when he talks*
Kaoru: *sigh* I guess you will do. *jumps into arms and kisses passionately*
Kenshin: O.O......o.o......^x^
Kaoru: *to self* Now how can I bring Battousai back...?
Kenshin: ^x^
Kaoru: ^x^
*Three Days Later*
Kenshin: ^x^
Kaoru: ^x^
Sano: *walks out of dojo*Ladi Dadi Da...OH NO! KENSHIN AND KAORU ARE FROZEN TOGETHER! MEGUMI!!!
Megumi: *in background* I'm ain't movin'.
Sano: ^.~ *runs back into dojo*
Yahiko: *walks in wearing Cyborg 009 uniform* Hey. I got kidnapped by BLACK GHOST. Now I must kill you all! MWAHAHAHA!
Kenshin: *sends telepathic signal* Can't you see we are busy here?!
Yahiko: AH! THE VOICES!! *curls into fetal position, sucking thumb*
Slim Jim Dude (SJD): EAT ME!!!
Saitou: OH! *grabs him*
SJD: AH! NO TOUCHY! OWWW!!!
Saitou: Mmmm....*takes big bite* Tastes like chicken!
Chicken: I find that offensive! I'll sue your ass!
Cardboard cow: Eat more chicken! *walks towards Saitou*
Saitou: HOLY HELL! KUSO! AHHHH! *drops SJD and runs away*
Tom Green: *sees cow run by* Hey, I know you! *chases cow chasing Saitou*
Oescher: I've gotten not full--er...hungry while watching you two make out for three days.
Kenshin: *battousified* *growls against Kaoru's lips*
Kaoru: *giggles*
Chicken: Just don't think about eathing ME. *to Oescher*
Oescher: Chicken, not chicken...wait...everything's chicken...
Saitou: *runs from Cardboard Cow* AHHHHH! KUSO!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!
Kenshin: ~x~;;;;
Kaoru: ^x^
Oescher: Breathing, not breathing. Dead, not dead. WAIT! I've said that already!
Chicken: Dancing SPERM!!
Saitou: I am sperm?! DUDE!
Yahiko: *stops sucking thumb and looks at Saitou, who seems to have become a teenager again*
Saitou: Where's the love? *digs through pockets* AH! SOMEONE STOLE MY DOOBAGE!!
Chicken: Wasn't me!
Cardboard Cow: Dude...look at all the colors...my hooves can touch anything but themselves...OOOOOHHHHH....
Saitou: *takes stance of Gatotsu* Drop the doobie...
C.C.: I AM INVINCIBLE!
Saitou: *attacks, cutting cardboard to pieces*
Chicken: AHH! MURDERER! AH!
Saitou: *shops chicken's head off*
Kenshin: OxO
Kaoru: ~x~;;;;;
Saitou: Mine. *picks up doobie* Heheheh...*looks at chicken*
Yahiko: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to kill you. *stands up and walks towards Kaoru*
Kenshin: *opens eyes to reveal amber eyed stare*
Yahiko: *rolls eyes* I'm a cyborg remember. *pulls Kaoru away from Kenshin*
Kaoru: *pout*
Battousai: Oh that was NOT smart. *flips sword over to sharp side and whacks Yahiko's arm*
Oescher: *in background* MY LINE! That was STUPID!
Arm: *clang*
Saitou: DUDE! Look I'm a punk! *spikes hair*
Yahiko: *overdramatic* Oww...I am in so much pain. *lets Kaoru go*
Battousai: NAH! SHE IS MINE!
Kaoru: OH yeah!
Battousai: *picks up Kaoru and darts into dojo*
Saitou: I wonder what they are doing... *giggles*
Dalmation: *runs through yard* Woof! Woof!
Saitou: I'm hungry...Hm... *Chases Dalmation*
*15 minutes later*
Kaoru: The almighty Battousai ain't so almighty. *walks into yard*
Battousai: It's not my fault! It...It's cold!
Kaoru: Hey...didn't we have a dalmation?
Saitou: *comes back* You HAD a dalmation...
Yahiko: Mr. Dancing SPERM! He ate your dalmation! *looks at Oescher, who is in the process of hanging pens out of his ears* Who is he?
Oescher: NOT pencils...LASER SURGERY! MUST...NOT...GAH! I BLINKED!
Saitou: Heh, Blink182! *busts dance move and starts singing 'Dirty Grandpa' song.*
Kenshin: I don't know what's scarier, his dancing or his singing.
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A/N: hehe...To BE CONTINUED! hehe...
