"C'mon Harry get you trunk, we'll go inside." Ron said hopping out
of his vehicle.
Harry hesitated; Ron didn't now how hard it was going to be to 'go inside'. He wasn't very sure about Percy, Ginny, and the twins. If the Weasley twins were bad before what could they be like now?
Harry couldn't really burden himself with thoughts like these; he was going to school tomorrow.
With very little help from Ron Harry got his trunk inside and set it down in the kitchen. "Mum", Ron hollered, "Honestly, Harry if this woman listened any less, MUM!" Ron's mother didn't come.
Harry looked around the Weasley's kitchen he saw several changes. For instance all the chairs at the table matched and they had a dishwasher. Harry pondered that concept for a while, 'How could someone buy a dishwasher off ebaY'.
A (well two to be exact) shrill, but manly voices interrupted Harry's pondering.
"Ronald"
"Weasley"
"Where have,"
"You been?"
Harry then saw Fred and George scowling angrily at Ron. Apparently they had watched too much Full House and taken on the job of Mr. Mum, or in their case, Mr. Mums.
"Tsk."
"Tsk."
"We are both very ashamed of you mister", the twins angrily scolded in unison, "Now you help Harry, dear Harry, we mean Harry carry his trunk up stairs to your room."
"Yes, Fred, Yes, George," Ron resentfully answered.
"MARCH!" Both twins screeched.
When Harry and Ron were safely nestled away from Fred and George in the elevator (bought off ebaY) Ron began to pout, like a little girl. "Mental. That's all those two are, think the can boss be around like a bloody baby. Well I'm a man now Harry!" Ron said in a very squeaky girl voice.
Harry just shook his head 'yes'. Luckily those were the last words Ron was able to say because the elevator dinged and the doors opened. Harry about fainted when he saw what was on the other side of the door. It was Percy. Harry must have just been standing there for a while staring at the former Hogwarts Prefect and Head Boy. If only they could see him know. Ron kneed Harry to move but Harry couldn't, no don't argue with me he couldn't.
"Hey Harry, baby" Percy said winking at him.
"Uh, Hi Percy, um.p-pleasure to see you again, hehe (nervous laugh)" Harry said still staring at Percy's feathery red boa. Percy was also wearing TIGHT red sequence pants, and red high heels, and that was it (Plus the boa).
"Harry, will you bloody come on!" Ron ordered grabbing him and his trunk. After Harry exited, Percy boarded the elevator and just before the doors closed he blew a kiss towards Harry.
Harry's stomach turned. Now THAT'S disturbing. (no not his stomach, Percy)
"Welcome", Ron said proudly, "To my room. Pretty bloody, eh Harry?"
Harry had to nod, Ron's room was amazing uh..er bloody. There was still all of the Chudley Cannons stuff, but even more better Chudley Cannons stuff. Ron had a flat screen TV (ebaY) that was currently showing interviews with all the players, of all the teams, ever, in the history of forever.
"Wow, Ron I love it, it's amazing but where will I sleep tonight?" Harry asked noticing only one bed.
"Well", Ron said, "Percy insists you sleep with him in his bloody room, but I'll spare you the grief and make you a nice area over there." He nodded at the couch (ebaY).
"Nice area?" Harry questioned raising an eyebrow.
"Bloody hell yea! I'll get you some bloody blankets and some bloody pillows, and some bloody cheerios!" Ron said smiling, he obviously was too happy.
"Um Ron"
"Yea Harry?"
"Do you think I could have some clean blankets and a clean pillow, I'm a tid bit squeamish."
"Oh sure Harry, no problem."
Ron and Harry just hung out until it was time for dinner. Fred and George called everyone to the table. This time Mr. And Mrs. Weasley was there. Harry wondered if they were going to act like Fred and George. The only person missing was Ginny.
"Where is she?" Fred said to George. "I don't know?" George said to Fred. "Oh well we'll just eat with out her!" the twins said in unison.
"Now", said Fred, "Who wants to say grace."
Percy snapped his compacts shut and raised his hand, "Oh, I will Georgey Porgey!"
"Um Percy, I'm Fred." Said Fred.
"Oh sorry Freddie.Deadie hehehehehe" Percy giggled.
"Well if your going to say grace, Percy say it!" George commanded.
"Alright! No need to get testy!" Percy squealed. He bowed his head as did the rest of the family and Harry. "Dear (I don't know who will be reading this so), Please bless our food, but first bless me to make me more sexy then I already am, if that's possible. Also please let Penelope Clearwater (is that her name?) understand why I cut off my pen"
"Ok Percy, Thank you very much! No need to continue!" George demanded in a very loud voice.
"Si, Grasias Senor!" Mr. Weasley said clapping his hands very loudly.
"Uh, dad will you bloody shut up!" Ron said through a mouthful of potatoes.
"MR. RONALD WEASLEY!!!" the twins screamed, "HOW DARE YOU TALK WITH YOU MOUTH FULL!!!"
Ron's eyes got very wide; he had never seen Fred and George get like that before. Their faces were beat read with anger.
"NOW YOU EAT YOUR DINNER AND I DON'T WANT ONE MORE WORD, NO NOT ONE MORE PEEP FROM YOU THE WHOLE REST OF THIS DINNER!!!!" Fred and George yelled in *unison*.
After dinner, which was very quiet except for the occasional Spanish outburst from Arthur Weasley, Ginny finally walked in, with a guy. They were laughing together. Of course Fred and George didn't like this, and neither did Ginny once she saw Harry.
"Uh! Harry, I can explain!" Ginny shrieked.
Fred and George stopped Harry from saying anything, "I think you need to explain to us first missy!"
Ginny ignored them, "Harry, I'm sorry. Wait a sec, I mean I don't know who this creep is!" Ginny punched the guy as hard as she could. Which was hard enough to knock him off his feet and keep him there long enough for Percy to come and get him.
"C'mon Mr. Man we're going to have some fun" Giggled Percy as he held the guy in a headlock and dragged him to HELL ON EARTH!!!! Oh sorry I mean Percy's room.
Ron and Harry exchanged glances.
Mrs. Weasley slowly stood up and dragged her feet over to the elevator and with a swish of her cloak she boarded it and left.
Meanwhile Ginny began to cry after being yelled at by Fred and George and went away to her room.
"Ron, what's wrong with your mom?" Harry asked as he helped clear the table.
Just as Ron was about to answer Mr. Weasley raised his hand and screamed, "SILENCIO!"
The whole room got quiet almost the whole house but the occasional cry, typing noise, and frightened scream kept it from that.
Nobody in the kitchen moved, or talked they just waited while Mr. Weasley stood there with his arm held high. It looked like he was listening to something.
Arthur didn't even breath it seemed everything just stopped. Fred and George rolled their eyes.
Suddenly Harry knew he was going to be there for a LONG time.
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Harry hesitated; Ron didn't now how hard it was going to be to 'go inside'. He wasn't very sure about Percy, Ginny, and the twins. If the Weasley twins were bad before what could they be like now?
Harry couldn't really burden himself with thoughts like these; he was going to school tomorrow.
With very little help from Ron Harry got his trunk inside and set it down in the kitchen. "Mum", Ron hollered, "Honestly, Harry if this woman listened any less, MUM!" Ron's mother didn't come.
Harry looked around the Weasley's kitchen he saw several changes. For instance all the chairs at the table matched and they had a dishwasher. Harry pondered that concept for a while, 'How could someone buy a dishwasher off ebaY'.
A (well two to be exact) shrill, but manly voices interrupted Harry's pondering.
"Ronald"
"Weasley"
"Where have,"
"You been?"
Harry then saw Fred and George scowling angrily at Ron. Apparently they had watched too much Full House and taken on the job of Mr. Mum, or in their case, Mr. Mums.
"Tsk."
"Tsk."
"We are both very ashamed of you mister", the twins angrily scolded in unison, "Now you help Harry, dear Harry, we mean Harry carry his trunk up stairs to your room."
"Yes, Fred, Yes, George," Ron resentfully answered.
"MARCH!" Both twins screeched.
When Harry and Ron were safely nestled away from Fred and George in the elevator (bought off ebaY) Ron began to pout, like a little girl. "Mental. That's all those two are, think the can boss be around like a bloody baby. Well I'm a man now Harry!" Ron said in a very squeaky girl voice.
Harry just shook his head 'yes'. Luckily those were the last words Ron was able to say because the elevator dinged and the doors opened. Harry about fainted when he saw what was on the other side of the door. It was Percy. Harry must have just been standing there for a while staring at the former Hogwarts Prefect and Head Boy. If only they could see him know. Ron kneed Harry to move but Harry couldn't, no don't argue with me he couldn't.
"Hey Harry, baby" Percy said winking at him.
"Uh, Hi Percy, um.p-pleasure to see you again, hehe (nervous laugh)" Harry said still staring at Percy's feathery red boa. Percy was also wearing TIGHT red sequence pants, and red high heels, and that was it (Plus the boa).
"Harry, will you bloody come on!" Ron ordered grabbing him and his trunk. After Harry exited, Percy boarded the elevator and just before the doors closed he blew a kiss towards Harry.
Harry's stomach turned. Now THAT'S disturbing. (no not his stomach, Percy)
"Welcome", Ron said proudly, "To my room. Pretty bloody, eh Harry?"
Harry had to nod, Ron's room was amazing uh..er bloody. There was still all of the Chudley Cannons stuff, but even more better Chudley Cannons stuff. Ron had a flat screen TV (ebaY) that was currently showing interviews with all the players, of all the teams, ever, in the history of forever.
"Wow, Ron I love it, it's amazing but where will I sleep tonight?" Harry asked noticing only one bed.
"Well", Ron said, "Percy insists you sleep with him in his bloody room, but I'll spare you the grief and make you a nice area over there." He nodded at the couch (ebaY).
"Nice area?" Harry questioned raising an eyebrow.
"Bloody hell yea! I'll get you some bloody blankets and some bloody pillows, and some bloody cheerios!" Ron said smiling, he obviously was too happy.
"Um Ron"
"Yea Harry?"
"Do you think I could have some clean blankets and a clean pillow, I'm a tid bit squeamish."
"Oh sure Harry, no problem."
Ron and Harry just hung out until it was time for dinner. Fred and George called everyone to the table. This time Mr. And Mrs. Weasley was there. Harry wondered if they were going to act like Fred and George. The only person missing was Ginny.
"Where is she?" Fred said to George. "I don't know?" George said to Fred. "Oh well we'll just eat with out her!" the twins said in unison.
"Now", said Fred, "Who wants to say grace."
Percy snapped his compacts shut and raised his hand, "Oh, I will Georgey Porgey!"
"Um Percy, I'm Fred." Said Fred.
"Oh sorry Freddie.Deadie hehehehehe" Percy giggled.
"Well if your going to say grace, Percy say it!" George commanded.
"Alright! No need to get testy!" Percy squealed. He bowed his head as did the rest of the family and Harry. "Dear (I don't know who will be reading this so), Please bless our food, but first bless me to make me more sexy then I already am, if that's possible. Also please let Penelope Clearwater (is that her name?) understand why I cut off my pen"
"Ok Percy, Thank you very much! No need to continue!" George demanded in a very loud voice.
"Si, Grasias Senor!" Mr. Weasley said clapping his hands very loudly.
"Uh, dad will you bloody shut up!" Ron said through a mouthful of potatoes.
"MR. RONALD WEASLEY!!!" the twins screamed, "HOW DARE YOU TALK WITH YOU MOUTH FULL!!!"
Ron's eyes got very wide; he had never seen Fred and George get like that before. Their faces were beat read with anger.
"NOW YOU EAT YOUR DINNER AND I DON'T WANT ONE MORE WORD, NO NOT ONE MORE PEEP FROM YOU THE WHOLE REST OF THIS DINNER!!!!" Fred and George yelled in *unison*.
After dinner, which was very quiet except for the occasional Spanish outburst from Arthur Weasley, Ginny finally walked in, with a guy. They were laughing together. Of course Fred and George didn't like this, and neither did Ginny once she saw Harry.
"Uh! Harry, I can explain!" Ginny shrieked.
Fred and George stopped Harry from saying anything, "I think you need to explain to us first missy!"
Ginny ignored them, "Harry, I'm sorry. Wait a sec, I mean I don't know who this creep is!" Ginny punched the guy as hard as she could. Which was hard enough to knock him off his feet and keep him there long enough for Percy to come and get him.
"C'mon Mr. Man we're going to have some fun" Giggled Percy as he held the guy in a headlock and dragged him to HELL ON EARTH!!!! Oh sorry I mean Percy's room.
Ron and Harry exchanged glances.
Mrs. Weasley slowly stood up and dragged her feet over to the elevator and with a swish of her cloak she boarded it and left.
Meanwhile Ginny began to cry after being yelled at by Fred and George and went away to her room.
"Ron, what's wrong with your mom?" Harry asked as he helped clear the table.
Just as Ron was about to answer Mr. Weasley raised his hand and screamed, "SILENCIO!"
The whole room got quiet almost the whole house but the occasional cry, typing noise, and frightened scream kept it from that.
Nobody in the kitchen moved, or talked they just waited while Mr. Weasley stood there with his arm held high. It looked like he was listening to something.
Arthur didn't even breath it seemed everything just stopped. Fred and George rolled their eyes.
Suddenly Harry knew he was going to be there for a LONG time.
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