A/N: I wrote this silly little fic after we found a mouse in my house! My
parents set a few mousetraps, which I thought was cruel, but luckily we
discovered the mouse before it had the chance to get into one of the traps.
My dad threw him outside, my mum was screaming the whole time, and my
little sister and I were like: It's only Peter! (Of course I know Peter is
a rat, but Peter is a nice name for a mouse :P) Well, enough about my mouse
adventure, and on with the story:
Harry: Look readers, I've got a house-mouse! *shows the mouse he found under his bed*
Sirius: *enters, and the whole room is full with his enormous ego* Hello everyone, it's me: -SIRIUS, the one and only prankster, Mr God's-gift-to- women, and above all...*sees mouse in Harry's hand* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S PETER!
Harry: *looks puzzled at his godfater* You mean this cute little furball? *Holds the mouse right under Sirius' nose*
Sirius: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! *Runs into his bedroom and comes back with a watergun* GIVE ME THAT RAT!
Harry: *frowns* what are you gonna do with that watergun?
Sirius: Huh?! *looks closer at his weapon* Oh drat *runs into his bedroom again and returns with a bazooka* Okay, give me that...that...thing!
Harry: *Withdraws his hand with the mouse immediately* No way, it's my pet!
Sirius: *Glares angry at his godson* Give.it.to.me.NOW! *Walks closer to Harry*
Harry: *Runs to his room and mutters to his mouse, which squeaks around in his hand* Don't worry, Mousy, I'll protect you!
Sirius: *Folds his arms over his chest, (which is pretty hard considering he holds a bazooka as well) and waits in front of the door*
Then suddenly it hit him: It wasn't a rat, it was a MOUSE!
Sirius: *Slaps had over forehead* I'm such an idiot!
Harry: *Snickers* No shit Sherlock
Sirius: Shut up *goes back to his bedroom*
The End
Harry: Look readers, I've got a house-mouse! *shows the mouse he found under his bed*
Sirius: *enters, and the whole room is full with his enormous ego* Hello everyone, it's me: -SIRIUS, the one and only prankster, Mr God's-gift-to- women, and above all...*sees mouse in Harry's hand* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S PETER!
Harry: *looks puzzled at his godfater* You mean this cute little furball? *Holds the mouse right under Sirius' nose*
Sirius: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! *Runs into his bedroom and comes back with a watergun* GIVE ME THAT RAT!
Harry: *frowns* what are you gonna do with that watergun?
Sirius: Huh?! *looks closer at his weapon* Oh drat *runs into his bedroom again and returns with a bazooka* Okay, give me that...that...thing!
Harry: *Withdraws his hand with the mouse immediately* No way, it's my pet!
Sirius: *Glares angry at his godson* Give.it.to.me.NOW! *Walks closer to Harry*
Harry: *Runs to his room and mutters to his mouse, which squeaks around in his hand* Don't worry, Mousy, I'll protect you!
Sirius: *Folds his arms over his chest, (which is pretty hard considering he holds a bazooka as well) and waits in front of the door*
Then suddenly it hit him: It wasn't a rat, it was a MOUSE!
Sirius: *Slaps had over forehead* I'm such an idiot!
Harry: *Snickers* No shit Sherlock
Sirius: Shut up *goes back to his bedroom*
The End
