Wild-Roze : Hiya , I am sooooooooooooooooooos sorry for not updating sooner , can u 4give me ? Well all u peeps who want some more V/B action , don't worry there will B plenty of that in the near future . In dis chappy though , Veggie Boy is going to have to find out a way to protect Bulma from Freiza and Zarbon . Oh and sum 1 asked y there waz sooooo much swearing in dis fic . Well , u no how teenagers r !! I no that me and my friends r like always swearing .

Disclaimer : I don't own DBZ !!

Vegeta stood by the window in his bedroom . The stars that drifted past him glistened serenely and calmly in the sky , not reflecting his present mood . His mind was racing , how was he supposed to keep Freiza away from Bulma , and the other two girls , he didn't really care for the other two , bt Bulma did .

The woman he was thinking of was catching up on a little sleep , and he smirked as his dark gaze wandered over to his bed . Bulma was lying under the thin sheets , only wearing her underwear , she was on her back , her arms and legs sprawled out either side of her . He chuckled quietly , from her mouth which was hanging open slightly , there could be heard minuscule snores that erupted from her throat . This woman was a real find , his smile faded . It was a shame she was a scientist . If she wasn't then she would not have had to come to Vegetasei , but then he would never have met her in the first place .

* Women * He thought , with a small sigh . Suddenly his head snapped up .

"Women !" He hissed .

If he could disguise the three girls as men , lowly servant men brought back from Earth as slaves , then perhaps they would get by Freiza unnoticed . But then the Ice-jin was Bisexual , so there was still a small chance that he would want to examine them , but it was the only chance he had , Bulma had already had her virginity taken by force , and he still had not convinced her to tell him who did it . He would not let it happen again , by either Freiza or Zarbon .

He decided his plan was the safest option , and as it was the only one he had , he decided that it was the only thing to do . He turned to wake up Bulma , he strode over to the bed and looked down at her , he almost laughed when she let out a perticularly loud , snort .

He reached down and shook her shoulder . She merely grumbled and turened over and still in her sleep she mumbled .

"Lousy Monkey Prince !"

He rolled his black eyes and bent down . He was careful not to wake her up as he lifted her in his arms . He carried her through into the bathroom where he laid her gently in the bath , still in her underwear . In her sleep she huddled up against the smooth , cold metal of the tub .

He grinned evilly .

"Its about to get a lot colder Woman ." He muttered . He grabbed the shower and turning the dial around to cold he switched it on at full power and held it over Bulma's sleeping form .

Goku and Chi Chi were sitting with 18 and Krillen in their room which was down the hall . Suddenly they heard a piercing scream rip through the relative silence of the ship . Goku fell off the bed , and 18 yelped in surprise .

Chi Chi jumped up .

"That was Bulma , she's being raped again !" She cried hysterically . All four rushed out of the room towards Vegeta's room . But before they reached the door it flew open , and their mouths fell open at what they saw .

Vegeta was backing out of the room , until he hit the opposite wall , and Bulma was coming after him . She was soaking wet , her hair falling limply around her shoulders , and black underwear was dripping and she was shivering slightly . Vegeta turned around and started walking away very fast .

"VEGETA !!!!"

Her high pitched screech made Vegeta wince . Slowly he turned around , he looked like a kid who had been caught red handed stealing cookies .

"You fucking knob jockey Vegeta !!"

She screamed . He just stood there , , he looked her up and down , smirking .

"Don't DO that , wipe that pathetic smirk off your fucking ugly face you moron !!!"

He continued to smirk at her , she was shaking in anger and cold , he had pumped freezing water over her until she woke up and then he had the gore to try and get away , and she had only been wearing her underwear as well !!

Wait ! Just my underwear ?! * She gasped and looked down at her body , sure enough , the black material was clinging wetly to her smooth skin . Her mouth fell open and slowly she brought her eyes up . She saw her friends standing behind Vegeta , a look of comic surprise etched onto each of their faces . She looked back at Vegeta who was still smirking , but it was slowly growing wider into a broad , evil grin .

Her dignity and pride completely demolished , she proceeded to storm back into Vegeta's royal chamber and slam the door , locking it . She smirked on her side of the door . The Prince's bed chamber had the highest security , and the door , when locked was completely indestructible , Saiyan proof .

She walked over to her wardrobe where she had put all of her clothes from Earth and selected a red mini skirt and a red vest top (Think Bra from DBGT) Then she sat down at a the Princes Vanity table (Hah hah hah , imagine Vegeta sitting down in the mornings to do his make up!!!) And got top work on sorting out her appearance .

Vegeta was now in a foul mood , the Woman had completely ignored his relentless banging on the door , she was refusing to let him back in . Several times he fired Ki blasts at the door , only to have them reflected back at ten times their strength , he only stopped when he was knocked off his feet for the seventeenth time .

He stood back up and pounded mercilessly on the door .

"You Baka Onna , let me in ! We will soon be arriving on Vegetasei , and unless you want Zarbon to RAPE you then let me in !!"

He sighed with relief as the door creaked open , and she glared at him , still livid that he soaked her with freezing water instead of waking her in a normal way .

"Your telling me that your HUGE UGLY MONKEY HEAD was able to come up with a half descent plan ?" She said . He smirked and crossed his arms over his chest .

"It appears so ." He said , she growled and let him back in , she didn't look at him , she just went over to the huge bed and threw herself down on it , waiting to hear what he had to say . Vegeta didn't wait , she was having one of her , rare , quiet moments .

"Well , its still risky , but its also the only way we stand a chance at getting you and the other two past Freiza and Zarbon . If your dressed up as males , then Zarbon won't give you a second glance , he has enough male attention from Freiza , but your going to have to make yourselves look pretty ugly , so Freiza won't want to touch you with a barge pole !"

Bulma had sat up now , and her blue eyes were devoid of all anger , and she was looking at him with hope in her eyes .

"WOW , Vegeta that plan is great , if we can pull it off that is ."

He quirked an eyebrow at her .

"Your telling me , that I , with my Huge Ugly Monkey Head could come up with a plan , when the scientist couldn't ?"

"Shut up !" She yelled , throwing a pillow at his head . He chuckled at her .

"Cummon Woman , lets go and find your friends ."

When Bulma and Vegeta walked into Chi Chi and Goku's room they found 18 and Krillen in there , and Chi Chi was in hysterica .

"I DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED BY SOME WEIRD ICE ALIEN !!!!!!"

She was screaming and she sobbed , burying her head in Goku's chest . The tall Saiyan was slightly at a loss of what to do with his girlfriend , so he patted her back gently .

The four looked up as Vegeta and Bulma came in , and Chi Chi's sobs thurned to sniffles , then to tiny chuckles , then to a small laugh , until she was clutching her sides laughing madly , pointing at Bulma .

"What ! What is it Chi !" She said , not knowing why she was laughing , soon Krillen and 18 were laughing too , Goku just looked confused .

"Ahhh hah hah hah , you ...heh heh heh , in ....your ....hah hah hah ....underwear !!!"

Bulma turned the colour of a ripe tomato and shot a poisonous glance at Vegeta .

"SHUT UP you guys !" She yelled , and their all out laughter changed to muffled giggles . "Look , Vegeta thinks he has found a way to get us past Freiza , and I think it could work !" She told them .

There was a sudden silence as they all waited, preparing to listen to Bulma .

When Vegeta and Bulma had finished telling them their plan Chi Chi was happy again , she grinned and clapped her hands .

"Yay , I'm not gonna get raped by some weird alien freak after all !"

But Vegeta still didn't look completely happy .

"Don't get too exited , its not a completely fool proof plan . As I said , Freiza is Bisexual , if any good looking male slaves come in he often , uhh, examines them as well. So we are gonna have to make you three look pretty foul ."

Chi Chi gasped and turned to Goku .

"But , what if he wants to......examine Goku and Krillen ? what will we do then ?"

Krillen gulped . Vegeta looked at the two boys who suddenly looked very nervous .

"Well I would say that Kakarrot is pretty safe , Frieza normally doesn't go for Saiyans , particularly the ones who are going to be going into the elite force ..... but the human , well , he could well be examined ."

18's mouth fell open .

"No , not my Krillen ! If that fucking knob jockey goes near crome dome I'll kill him !"

Vegeta glared at her .

"I'm afraid you don't have a choice , we will have enough to do disguising you three properly ."

Bulma had been listening , her scientific mind was whirling , if she could come up with some kind of holographic device that would be able to altar the image of the person who was using it then , she and her friends could be safe . She knew that she wouldn't have long to work , she stood up and headed for the door , her father would help her , and with their combined brain power she was sure that they would be able to come up with something in no time .

She also knew that she didn't have very much time , they landed tomorrow . As soon as she had explained to her Dad what was going on , they only had 14 hours until they docked on the surface of Vegetasei . So father and daughter instantly got to work , plotting blue prints , brain storming and generally doing what scientists do best .

~13 and a half hours later ~

Since Bulma had left the room , it had been in relative silence , no one knew what to say , no one knew if this plan would work . If it didn't and they were discovered they had no idea what would happen to them and how they would be punished . The only sound that broke the ominous silence was Vegeta cracking his knuckles every few minutes .

Krillen sighed , he tried not to think about what Frieza would do to him if he found him ......attractive. He shuddered.

At that moment Bulma came back in, she had four small things that looked like wrist watches in her hand, and she was wearing a triumphant smile on her face .

"13 whole hours slaving away over this baby !" She yelled holding the wrist watches up above her head . "And if I am correct , this things should get us past Freiza!"

Krillen jumped up and snatched one of the watches .

"Are you sure this little thing is gonna work ? I mean , its just so small ......."

Bulma snatched it back .

"Of course its gonna work ! I wouldn't have spent this long on it to make a mistake !" She yelled at him .

"Eeep!" Was all Krillen could say .

"Now , all four of us have our own individual ones , I had to program each one to fit our profiles . Chi Chi , this is yours , 18 , yours . Here you go Krillen , and this one is mine !"

When she had handed them all out , Bulma fitted hers to her small wrist .

"Right , you see this little blue button ? Well if you just press that , then it should work !" She said as she pressed her own one .

There was a flash of red light , and a high pitched humming noise , Vegeta closed his eyes against the sudden red flare . But when he opened them again , his black pools opened wide with shock .

Standing in Bulma's place was a short goofy looking teenage boy . He had the same colour hair as Bulma , but cropped very short , and the same colour eyes . But (much to Vegeta's sorrow) Her full chest was gone , so were the curves of her body . The boy's front teeth poked out , making him look like he was permanently pouting , and he wore huge round glasses which seemed to magnify his eyes to stupid preportions .

Vegeta smirked at the ugly boy .

"Woman , these little inventions of yours might actually work !"

Wild-Roze : FUCKIN HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a long 1 , god , only 9 pages ! *Sigh* Ahh well , this is my last update before I go away for a week to Spain , but I think I am gonna take my laptop wid me so I can carry on writing and update ldz wen I get back !!!! Sorry again 4 leaving u like this , but , ya know how it is !!! C ya in a week and a bit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!