Wild-Roze : Please dont kill me for this late late late late .. *4years later* late late late update . I AM SORRY !!!!!! anyway , on wid the fic . Oh hang on a sec !!!! Can I take this chance 2 say that if N E 1 has DBZ fics that they want to put onto other sites apart from ff.net , then I am accepting fics to put up on my new site !!!!! Visit the URL if ur interested ; All da info on how to submit is on there , cant wait to hear from you !!!! N E way , NOW we can get on with the fic ..oh hang on a sec , sum1 asked y there was soooooooo much swearing in this . Well , I figured that teenagers swear loads , well me and my pals do anyway , and Bulma and Vegeta both have attitudes , so , yeah , I fink they would swear this much , and there is lots of swearing in this chapter , if you dont like it then dont read it . NOW WE CAN GET ON WITH THE FIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Arrival On Vegetasei

The space ship was slowly descending through the atmosphere and they due to land on the surface in just under five minutes .

Vegeta stood just behind his parents . He looked regal in his Royal Saiyan clothes ; his Saiyan armour was red , white and blue , and his floor length , blood-red cloak was fastened to it with gold buckles . His gi , instead of his usual blue , was black , and he looked to Bulma , a vision of complete sexiness .

As the prince looked around the room , he saw a strange variety of people waiting to step off the ship onto the surface of Vegetasei .

Immediately to his left were 4 very ugly boys , and Goku , who was dressed in the Elite Saiyans fighting armour . Next to Goku stood Chi Chi , except now she had been transformed into a squat teenage boy who had no hair , blotchy skin a HUGE nose , no visible neck and who appeared to be box-eyed .

Then there was 18 , the very beautiful young blonde had become a short and very , very weight boy with lots of spots and spiky blonde hair , she looked very pissed-off . Obviously not liking her new appearance at all .

Next to her was Krillen . The short bald teenager was now tall and lany , and unnaturally thin . He had greasy black hair that came down just below his shoulders, a hooked nose , yellowing teeth and arms which were far too long for his body , and so they gave him the stooping appearance of an ape .

Last he looked at the blue-haired boy with glasses , who was Bulma .

But at that moment Mr , and Mrs.Briefs came into the room and stood next to Raditz . Bulma glanced at her parents and her mouth suddenly went dry with fear as a thought hit her like a bolt of lightning .

They had forgotten to make Bunny Briefs a holographic wrist watch !!!(A/n: Bunny Briefs A.K.A. Mrs.Briefs )

Bulma didnt have any time to do anything , for at that moment the whole shiplurched violently as they touched down .

Bulma was the only one who lost her balance and fell on her ass . Vegeta smirked as he heard her haul herself up , cursing loudly about lousy landings .

*She would make the perfect Queen* He thought .

Then , the large hatch opened , causing them all to squint in the glaring sunlight of Vegetasei .

The King and Queen led the way down the ramp that led to the ground , covered in lush , green grass . Vegeta walked behind them , followed by the four ugly boys , the two Briefs . Then came Goku , who was walking next to Raditz , then the rest of the Elite Saiyan Guard .

Bulma looked around in awe , they had landed in the vast grounds of what she assumed was the palace . The lawns spread for several acres in every direction , wild flowers grew where they pleased and their rich scents fermented the air thickly .

Tropical birds , like Bulma had never seen before wheeled and dived in the lavender hued sky , and an orange sun hung like a huge , flaming coin overhead .

The path that led towards the palace was lined with rank upon rank of Saiyan soldiers , all saluting the Royal three .

Bulma felt very nervous as she felt hundreds of pairs of eyes looking at her , but she found comfort in the fact that all they saw was a hologram .

On the bottom step of the palace stood Frieza with Zarbon . The procession stopped in front f the repulsive ice-jin .

Bulma saw Vegeta grit his teeth in anger as he knelt to one knee , she followed his example as did everyone else . When they stood back up , Frieza walked among them .

Bulma couldnt help it , when he neared her , she shuddered and cringed away from him slightly . Frieza passed the 4 ugly boys without a second glance .

*Earth must be a revolting planet if all their males are as ugly as that !* Frieza thought , he looked Goku up and down , but he knew that the young recruit would have to be in perfect health to go through the Elite Training Programme . He turned around when he heard a female voice .

"Look Dear ! What a pretty place we have come to !"

His small black eyes fell on Mrs.Briefs who was linking arms with her husband and gazing around at the huge gardens .

A cruel smile lit Frieza's face . The human woman wasn't exactly a spring chicken , but she was far from ugly . He made a bee-line for the woman , followed closely by Zarbon . Bulma watched in horror as the foul ice-jin headed for her mother , and she shot a desperate glance at Vegeta .

The Saiyan Prince looked away from her , there was nothing he could do .

Mrs.Briefs only noticed that Freiza was standing in front of her , when his thick tail wrapped around her waist . Her gaze snapped from the wild flowers , to the ice-jin , she gasped as his tail tightened fractionally .

Freiza sniggered as he saw fear run through her eyes . He turned around and started walking away , Mrs.Briefs was torn from her husbands arm and was dragged along behind Frieza .

"No ! Mother !" Yelled Bulma , forgetting to make her voice sound even remotely masculine . She ran forwards a few steps before she was knocked over backwards by a small blast from Zarbon .

Vegeta snarled at the green alien . How dare he shoot her !! He wanted to go and help her up , but his pride wouldn't allow it in font of all these Saiyans .

Frieza sniggered at the nerdy looking blue-haired boy , he turned and stared to walk back towards the palace .

"SIRE !!"

Frieza looked over his shoulder as an Elite ran up to King Vegeta .

"Yes ?" Asked the King briskly .

"We found a stow-away in the Hull of the ship !" He told him .

Freiza turned around fully , very interested now . He watched as two burly female Elites came out of the ship , dragging someone between them .

Vegeta growled as he saw Yamcha thrown at the feet of his parents . There was no doubt in his mind now , that he was the one who had raped Bulma . Sure enough , when he looked at her he saw her inching away from Yamcha , a look of fear on her face .

Forgetting the company he was in and the status he held as a Prince , Vegeta strode forward and pulled Yamcha up by his collar and shook him roughly .

"You Fucking Twat ! Ill bloody kill you !"

"Now Vegeta , Thats no way to talk to our guest ." Came Freizas silky voice . His tail was still wrapped around Mrs.Briefs , he pushed through to where Vegeta was standing , still holding Yamcha up by his shirt .

The ice-jin eyed up the human male , he always liked a male more than a female . He dropped Mrs.Briefs , who promptly fainted , and was caught by a huge Elite who looked like an older version of Goku .

"Zarbon ," Said Frieza , the handsome green alien took a moment to respond , he was staring avidly at Bulma .

"Yes Lord Frieza ?" He said at last .

"Escort our guest here , up to my personal quarters , so we can....talk ."

"Yes Lord ." Said Zarbon . he shot one more glance at the blue haired boy before carrying out his order .

Yamcha shot a Ha-In-Your-Face-Ass-Hole glance at Vegeta , but was very confused when Vegeta just smirked at him and let him go without a word .

The Saiyan Prince could hardly stop the grin spreading over his face as he saw Yamcha led away , that night the human would get what he deserved from Frieza .

Slowly the others dispersed , the King and Queen went into the palace and the soldiers and Elites went about their duties , weather that be to stand guard or patrol the corridors of the palace .

When every body was gone and the gardens were quiet , Vegeta turned to Bulma who had just deactivated her holographic wrist watch .

"It was him , wasnt it woman . That little shit was the one who raped you ."

Bulma looked up at him , she looked into his eyes , those black eyes , those black eyes which she knew she could never lie to . She lowered her head . The others deactivated their holograms and listened .

".....Yes." She said barely above a whisper . she looked back up at Vegeta , expecting him to explode and start yelling about all the different ways he was going to kill Yamcha . But before he had the chance to , the people around her got there first .

18 who was back in her flawless body growled and she looked so furious that she could have had white hot sparks springing out of her eyes . Chi Chi looked the same .

"That Fucking........."

"Good for fucking nothing ........"

"Ass faced ......."

"Shit dicked ..........."

They rallied a few more insults .

"Screwed up ........."

"Cheating ..........."

"Two timing ............"

"HOW DARE HE DO THAT TO YOU !!!" Yelled Krillen , clenching his fists furiously .

"Pathetic ........"

"Moronic ........."

"Evil .........."

"Knob jockey ........"

"Why the Hell would Yamcha DO that to you ?!?!" Muttered Goku , he looked angrier than any of them had ever seen before .

"Bastard ........"

"Ought-to-be-castrated .........."

"You two , just shut up !" Bulma yelled , and the two girls instantly shut up . She turned back to the Saiyan Prince .

"Vegeta," She began . But he cut her off and addressed Goku .

"Kakarrot , you shall be staying with your father and brother Raditz . The other three will also stay with you . Raditz it waiting for you on the other side of the palace ."

Goku nodded , and Chi Chi and the other two reactivated their holograms , and walked off across the lawns , leaving Vegeta and Bulma alone .

As soon as the two were alone , Bulma threw her arms around Vegeta's neck and kissed him deeply , their tongues raging a miniature battle inside their mouths . Vegeta couldn't say he wasn't enjoying it , but he realised the danger of staying out in the open for too long while Bulma had no hologram up . He reluctantly pushed her off, and smirked at the disappointed look on her face .

"Later Woman , I promise when Frieza is gone . But for now , the risk is too high , if you are seen we are both done for ."

"Really ," She said , cocking a slender eyebrow , "Well Big-V , I think your just frightened of letting me get too close to you , incase you start showing emotion ."

But she turned on her hologram all the same . The two slowly made their way inside , unaware of the pair of cruel eyes that watched them from the balcony of Frieza's quarters .

That night Yamcha's screams resonated for hours around the palace .

Wild-Roze : That must be like the LONGEST chapter I have ever written , well not QUITE the longest chapter , but after all the time I spent on this I expect plenty of reviews , and if you have any DBZ fics u want to submit to my site , please e-mail me !! thankz !!!!!!!! Next chappy up soon ! R&R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!