Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales
Written by Sakki-san
Uh…ya. I don't own Weiss.
Aya: Shi-NE.
Omi: Once upon a time…
Yohji: Aya woke up from the coma we left him in last chapter.
Schu: Dangit. Ah, I still get Yohji. And Aya. And Ken. And Crawford. And –
Omi: You don't get ALL of us.
Nagi: Yeah, Omi's mine!
Omi: O_O
Crawford: *sputters* WHAT?!!
Nagi: ….
Omi: I didn't know you cared…
Nagi: …Well, I do. You got a problem with that?
Omi: No, in fact, I was waiting for you to say that!
Crawford: God save us all.
Farfie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schu: Once upon a time, I was a king!
Aya: You?
Schu: And I had this slave who's name was Aya.
Aya: O_O! SHI-NE SCHULDICH!!!
Yohji: ;-; What about ME?
Schu: I'm getting to that. Anyway, I was this king, see?
Crawford: No, I can't. You will not and never have been a king.
Schu: Too bad. So I was taking a walk one day when I stumbled upon a poor, innocent little blonde boy who was curled up in a corner…
Yohji: Of an alleyway.
Schu: I decided that this cute little blonde was worthy of my attention, so I dragged him out of the sewer and dubbed him Yohji.
Yohji: ^_^
Aya: -_-
Crawford: God….
Farfie: Must die.
Crawford: _!
Schu: So I've got this little blonde slave and this little redheaded slave. I made the redhead go out and buy me my list of groceries..
Nagi: Which was two miles long.
Schu: Three.
Omi: Three and a half. The cute little…
Nagi: computer…
Schu: geek…
Omi: HEY!!! He was sitting in a coffee shop when the redhead ran by…
Crawford: Screaming about his love for…
Schu: His master.
Aya: No, I was screaming about my love for watching Schuldich burn and writhe and seethe
Farfie: IN THE LAKE OF FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: o_O
Nagi: Erm…anyway…so the redhead ran to the grocery store and hid out in the produce section.
Schu: Thanks for the tip. So I dragged my new little slave, Yohji, out with me, and as we made our way to the produce section, I passed by this lovely black haired guy.
Crawford: Leave me out of this.
Schu: No. I liked him so much that I…
Omi: asked him for his…
Nagi: e-mail.
Schu: God, you two are such nerds.
Farfie: So is God.
Crawford: _! Stop saying God.
Farfie: It hurts him.
Crawford: _!!! Seeing as I didn't HAVE an e-mail, I just turned and walked away from…
Yohji: The two sexy guys, who were trying to turn on the black haired guy…
Aya: Who obviously had no interest in them and didn't know I had moved to another section of the
Farfie: LAKE OF FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crawford: in the middle of the grocery store.
Schu: There's a lake of fire in the middle of the grocery store?
Nagi: Apparently.
Schu: I ran to the lake of fire that was in the middle of the grocery store and dragged the little redhead out of it.
Aya: SHI-NE!!!
Yohji: hehehe.
Crawford: Seeing as the others had forgotten about him, the black haired man left the grocery store for something more refined…
Omi: Like a theater.
Crawford: Thank you. So I left.
Schu: And I followed you, carrying rope.
Crawford: And I got into my helicopter and flew away.
Schu: Damn. Oh well, I still have these two to keep me company.
Aya: SHI – NE, I SAY!!!!!!!
Yohji: Shut up.
Nagi: Wait a sec.
Omi: What?
Nagi: I have two questions.
Schu: So?
Nagi: Number one, what's the plot of this story?
Yohji: There isn't one.
Schu: Except that I get to sleep with you two.
Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omi: o_o;;; The redhead freaked out and ran far, far away…
Schu: Drat.
Crawford: Nagi, what was your other question?
Nagi: Number two. Where's Ken?
*silence*
Omi: I dunno. He hasn't had a line in this chapter yet.
Schu: Farfie, do you know where Ken is?
Farfie: I BAKED THE BREAD, I –
Crawford: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
Farfie: No.
Schu: Are you sure?
Farfie: No.
Crawford: So why did you say you didn't know where Ken was?!
Farfie: Because uncertainty hurts God.
All: ~_~;;;
Nagi: Answer the question outright, Farfie, or I'll take away your knives.
Farfie: MY KNIVES!!!!! ;-;
Crawford: So where's Ken?
Farfie: ;-;
Schu: Where's Ken?
Farfie: ;-;
Aya: SHI-NE!!!
Farfie: He's tied up in his room.
Aya: !!! Why is he there?!......and why is he missing his shirt and pants….
Ken: heflfpf.
Aya: …
Crawford: Dammit, Farfie…
Farfie: He looks cute that way. And it hurts God.
Aya: …
Nagi: ~_~; Go untie him, Farfie.
Yohji: …Aya, why are you staring so intently in at Ken?
Aya: ….*drool*
Ken: o.o....
All sans Ken and Aya: o_O_o....
Schu: *peeps in* O_O DAMN.
Crawford: What?
Schu: ^_^ Hey Ken, do you know how hot you look like that?
Ken: mffff!!!
Schu: Looks like you'll have to be one of my slaves too.
Ken: MFYAAAAGAGAFFF!!!
Crawford: What happened?!
Schu: o.o;;; Looks like Aya beat me to him.
Omi: ew.
Nagi: Can we at least start a proper story, even if it only lasts a few more lines?
Crawford: Sadly, no.
Sakki: I have guests so I have to get off. DAMN GUESTS.
Aya: SHI-NE SAKKI!!! *charges*
Sakki: GYAAAH
~FIN~
