Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

Uh…ya. I don't own Weiss.

Aya: Shi-NE.

Omi: Once upon a time…

Yohji: Aya woke up from the coma we left him in last chapter.

Schu: Dangit. Ah, I still get Yohji. And Aya. And Ken. And Crawford. And –

Omi: You don't get ALL of us.

Nagi: Yeah, Omi's mine!

Omi: O_O

Crawford: *sputters* WHAT?!!

Nagi: ….

Omi: I didn't know you cared…

Nagi: …Well, I do. You got a problem with that?

Omi: No, in fact, I was waiting for you to say that!

Crawford: God save us all.

Farfie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schu: Once upon a time, I was a king!

Aya: You?

Schu: And I had this slave who's name was Aya.

Aya: O_O! SHI-NE SCHULDICH!!!

Yohji: ;-; What about ME?

Schu: I'm getting to that. Anyway, I was this king, see?

Crawford: No, I can't. You will not and never have been a king.

Schu: Too bad. So I was taking a walk one day when I stumbled upon a poor, innocent little blonde boy who was curled up in a corner…

Yohji: Of an alleyway.

Schu: I decided that this cute little blonde was worthy of my attention, so I dragged him out of the sewer and dubbed him Yohji.

Yohji: ^_^

Aya: -_-

Crawford: God….

Farfie: Must die.

Crawford: _!

Schu: So I've got this little blonde slave and this little redheaded slave. I made the redhead go out and buy me my list of groceries..

Nagi: Which was two miles long.

Schu: Three.

Omi: Three and a half. The cute little…

Nagi: computer…

Schu: geek…

Omi: HEY!!! He was sitting in a coffee shop when the redhead ran by…

Crawford: Screaming about his love for…

Schu: His master.

Aya: No, I was screaming about my love for watching Schuldich burn and writhe and seethe

Farfie: IN THE LAKE OF FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: o_O

Nagi: Erm…anyway…so the redhead ran to the grocery store and hid out in the produce section.

Schu: Thanks for the tip. So I dragged my new little slave, Yohji, out with me, and as we made our way to the produce section, I passed by this lovely black haired guy.

Crawford: Leave me out of this.

Schu: No. I liked him so much that I…

Omi: asked him for his…

Nagi: e-mail.

Schu: God, you two are such nerds.

Farfie: So is God.

Crawford: _! Stop saying God.

Farfie: It hurts him.

Crawford: _!!! Seeing as I didn't HAVE an e-mail, I just turned and walked away from…

Yohji: The two sexy guys, who were trying to turn on the black haired guy…

Aya: Who obviously had no interest in them and didn't know I had moved to another section of the

Farfie: LAKE OF FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crawford: in the middle of the grocery store.

Schu: There's a lake of fire in the middle of the grocery store?

Nagi: Apparently.

Schu: I ran to the lake of fire that was in the middle of the grocery store and dragged the little redhead out of it.

Aya: SHI-NE!!!

Yohji: hehehe.

Crawford: Seeing as the others had forgotten about him, the black haired man left the grocery store for something more refined…

Omi: Like a theater.

Crawford: Thank you. So I left.

Schu: And I followed you, carrying rope.

Crawford: And I got into my helicopter and flew away.

Schu: Damn. Oh well, I still have these two to keep me company.

Aya: SHI – NE, I SAY!!!!!!!

Yohji: Shut up.

Nagi: Wait a sec.

Omi: What?

Nagi: I have two questions.

Schu: So?

Nagi: Number one, what's the plot of this story?

Yohji: There isn't one.

Schu: Except that I get to sleep with you two.

Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omi: o_o;;; The redhead freaked out and ran far, far away…

Schu: Drat.

Crawford: Nagi, what was your other question?

Nagi: Number two. Where's Ken?

*silence*

Omi: I dunno. He hasn't had a line in this chapter yet.

Schu: Farfie, do you know where Ken is?

Farfie: I BAKED THE BREAD, I –

Crawford: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION

Farfie: No.

Schu: Are you sure?

Farfie: No.

Crawford: So why did you say you didn't know where Ken was?!

Farfie: Because uncertainty hurts God.

All: ~_~;;;

Nagi: Answer the question outright, Farfie, or I'll take away your knives.

Farfie: MY KNIVES!!!!! ;-;

Crawford: So where's Ken?

Farfie: ;-;

Schu: Where's Ken?

Farfie: ;-;

Aya: SHI-NE!!!

Farfie: He's tied up in his room.

Aya: !!! Why is he there?!......and why is he missing his shirt and pants…. 

Ken: heflfpf.

Aya: …

Crawford: Dammit, Farfie…

Farfie: He looks cute that way. And it hurts God.

Aya: …

Nagi: ~_~; Go untie him, Farfie.

Yohji: …Aya, why are you staring so intently in at Ken?

Aya: ….*drool*

Ken: o.o....

All sans Ken and Aya: o_O_o....

Schu: *peeps in* O_O DAMN.

Crawford: What?

Schu: ^_^ Hey Ken, do you know how hot you look like that?

Ken: mffff!!!

Schu: Looks like you'll have to be one of my slaves too.

Ken: MFYAAAAGAGAFFF!!!

Crawford: What happened?!

Schu: o.o;;; Looks like Aya beat me to him.

Omi: ew.

Nagi: Can we at least start a proper story, even if it only lasts a few more lines?

Crawford: Sadly, no.

Sakki: I have guests so I have to get off. DAMN GUESTS.

Aya: SHI-NE SAKKI!!! *charges*

Sakki: GYAAAH

~FIN~