Ok, so I got bored and decided to write another chapter.

Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

If I owned Weiss and Schwartz I'd be a happy girl. Therefore, they aren't mine.

Farfie: YO HO, YO HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO, TO HACK AND STAB AND WHACK AND HURT HI HO, HI HO!

Omi: O_O

Nagi: O_O

Crawford: o_O

Schu: O_o

Aya: o_o

Yohji: ^_~

Ken: -_-

Farfie: It's the dwarf song.

Crawford: What dwarf song?

Farfie: OUT OF SNOW WHITE YOU BORING AMERICAN SQUARE!

Crawford: O_O……I have never been called that to my face…

Nagi: Wait a minute. Snow White dwarf song…does that mean…that…

Farfie: We spoof Snow White.

All sans Farf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Farfie: We will do it because J-chan and Sakki-san hold me in HIGH regards.

Aya: SHI-NE SAKKI SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schu: Meh. I think it's fine.

Omi: ~_~ Well then, let's find parts for everybody. Farfie, since you brought it up, you can be Snow Farfie.

Farfie: Yay!

Omi: …and the rest of us are the seven dwarves.

Schu: HAH, I'M TALL, I CAN'T PLAY THAT PART!

Omi: SSHHHH!!! Do you WANT to be short?!

Schu: O_O no…

Hell: I can be the narrator. Now put on the dress, Farfie.

Schu: *SNORT*

Crawford: O_O

All else: EH?!?!

Farfie: EE! Wearing a dress hurts God!

Hell: No it doesn't.

Farfie: …does it go against moral ethics?

Schu: IT GOES AGAINST MINE! .!

Farfie: ….then forget it.

Hell: Damn, I almost had you in a dress. Once upon a time, there was a handsome…erm…scary young man named Snow Farfarello.

Farfie: Farfie for short!

Hell: -_- Yeah, Farfie for short. Anyway, he had an evil…

Ken: cheese wheel.

All: o.O…

Ken: …I suppose I should shut up now.

Crawford: That would be smart.

Hell: He had an evil stepmother, who was actually a –

Schu: King who was jealous of his dashing scary looks and wanted to be the scariest one in the land.

Hell: …that made no sense.

Schu: What are you talking about? It made perfect sense! EVERYTHING I say makes sense!

Hell: No it doesn't. How can an evil stepmother be a king?

Nagi: I read a book like that once…

Hell: _! Ok, so it was a king!

Neu: Oh, I feel so LOVED.

Hell: Shut up. Anyway, the King wanted to be the scariest looking one in the land, so she decided to send a hunter out to go cut out Snow Farfie's heart.

Tot: YAY! I get to HURT SOMETHING!

Farfie: O__O YOU

Crawford: @_@ HER

Nagi: X__X

Hell: So the hunter led Snow Farfie out into the forest and attempted to cut out the young man's heart, but…

Schu: The hunter was too frightened by Snow Farfie's scary looks that she ran away screaming and used the heart of a pig instead.

Tot: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell: This is making less and less sense.

Schu: Let's keep it that way.

Omi: Snow Farfie, weirded out by the hunter running away and screaming, wandered down the path until he reached what looked like a…

Schu: Lovely little house with a fence around it.

Yohji: With barbed wire on top of that.

Hell: But that gate was open, so he wandered inside, and went inside.

Crawford: Inside he saw a small, dirty common room, which apparently was rarely ever cleaned *glare*, and a few doors.

Schu: Hey, we're not THAT messy.

Aya: Wanna bet?!

Hell: TO CONTINUE…Snow Farfie wandered into one of the rooms with beds in it.

Farfie: No straitjackets?

Hell: No.

Farfie: ;-;…

Hell: He collapsed onto one of the beds and fell fast asleep.

Farfie: I did?
Crawford: Yes.

Farfie: zzz…

Hell: Then down the path came seven dwarves!

Nagi: We aren't dwarves.

Yohji: I dunno, you're short enough to be one.

Nagi: _!!!

Hell: All right, seven –

Farfie: LAKE OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell: YOU'RE ASLEEP!

Farfie: z_z

Hell: -_- Coming down the path were seven something-or-others.

Aya: Shi-ne, Hell…

Hell: Shut up.

Omi: *singing* Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's –

Crawford: SHUT. UP.

Omi: o_o ok…

Nagi: Hey! Don't be so mean to him!

Schu: Mmm...sexy…

Crawford: …

Schu: I was talking about all of you.

Aya: Shi-ne Schuldich.

Yohji: Can't you say something ELSE for once?

Aya: I have no reason to say anything else.

Hell: The seven something-or-other's walked into the room.

Schu: O_O Somebody's here. ….@_@

Crawford: And the redhead falls over.

Hell: o_O Somebody get him up.

Yohji: Will do. Up, Schu!

Schu: @_________@ CRAZY….

Hell: They all wandered and staggered into the next room only to find a scary young man asleep on the redheaded-violet eyed's bed.

Aya: SHI-NE! *draws katana*

Yohji: NO, AYA, NO!!!

Hell: -_- At this the scary young man woke up.

Ken: and gave them all cheese.

All: …

Farfie: …I have cheese?

Crawford: Ken, shut up.

Ken: ;-;

Hell: …the dwarv – er, something-or-others introduced themselves.

Omi: Hi! I'm Omi!

Nagi: Nagi here.

Crawford: Why do we need to introduce ourselves?

Aya: I don't know.

Hell: Then don't. The something-or-others allowed Snow Farfie to stay in their house as long as he cleaned the place up every day and cooked for them.

Schu: Woah, hey now. That's going a little too far. I will NOT eat anything Farfie cooks.

Crawford: Same here. Absolutely out of the question.

Nagi: The very thought frightens me.

Hell: All right, cleaned the place up and

Farfie: BURRRNNNEEEEEDDDD

Crawford: in the lake of fire. I know.

Hell: _! Shut UP, Farfarello! You clean and you do the normal chores!

Farfie: ;-;

Ken: I share your pain.

Farfie: Thank you. Now…

Hell: So they lived together quite happily, all eight of them, until one day all seven something-or-others were going out.

Schu: We're going to spend the next day or so in a hotel.

Nagi: Why?!

Schu: …reasons…uh……psychic……assassin gathering?

Yohji: Works for me.

Hell: Oh, GOD.

Farfie: MUST BE HURT BY THIS PSYCHIC ASSASSIN GATHERING FOR I KNOW THE TRUE REASON BEHIND IT ALL, AND I WILL NOT FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE IT'S SURROUNDED BY A BURNING LAKE OF FIRE IN WHICH YOU SHALL PERISH BECAUSE YOU ALL LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS AND GOD LIKES BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE MICE FROM THE LAST CHAPTER LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS AND THEY'RE ALL WEARING SEXY BLACK LEATHER!!!

All: O_O

Hell: …I am never referring to God again.

Farfie: ^_^ Yay.

Hell: So the seven something-or-others left Snow Farfie alone in the house.

Farfie: *sweep sweep sweep*

Hell: When suddenly –

Neu: I AM THE EVIL WITCH WHO WILL POISON YOU WITH MY MAGICAL APPLE THAT WILL PUT YOU INTO A DEEP SLEEP AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE KISSED BY ONE OF THE SOMETHING-OR-OTHERS WHO ACTUALLY ISN'T A SOMETHING-OR-OTHER BUT MERELY DISGUISED AS ONE WHO AREN'T COMING BACK FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS, WHICH IS JUST ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!

Hell: ~___~

Farfie: o.O

Neu: Er, I mean, I am a helpless old beggar woman, would you like to buy this lovely apple from me?

Farfie: Will it hurt God if I buy it?

Neu: …sure, why not?

Farfie: YAY!

Hell: So Snow Farfarello bought the poisoned apple from the evil witch who was DISGUISED as a helpless old beggar woman, and took a bite.

Farfie: Mm. Tasty.

Neu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! NOW YOU ARE POISONED AND I AM THE SCARIEST KING IN THE WORLD!!!

Farfie: I am and you are?

Hell: Snow Farfie fell over in a coma.

Farfie: ….oh. zzz.

Aya: ;-; coma…Aya-chan!!!

Hell: Well, the next day, Ken the something-or-other came back because he forgot his…

Schu: Bathing suit.

Ken: …

Hell: And when he came back, Snow Farfie was lying in HIS bed, because…

Nagi: The little animals had put him there.

Hell: …riiight…

Ken: …what's he doing in my bed and why is he passed out?

Neu: I AM THE EVIL WITCH AND I POISONED HIM!!!

Ken: with cheese

All: …

Hell: STOP WITH THE CHEESE ALREADY.

Ken: ;-;

Hell: Ken slew the evil witch –

Neu: ARRRGHHH

Hell: - and went over to Snow Farfie. And kissed him, because that would wake up Snow Farfie, because Ken wasn't actually a something-or-other but a prince.

Schu: of elves. Now come on, Crawfish. You're MINE.

Crawford: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell: And Farfie was ALSO a prince of elves. As soon as Ken kissed Snow Farfie, Snow Farfie woke up.

Farfie: ^_^ Hi!

Ken: …hi.

Hell: And they lived happily ever after.

Farfie: Ken's mine. *grab*

Ken: O_O

Nagi: And Omi's mine!

Aya: ...

Yohji: YOU'RE coming with ME, something-or-other.

Aya: SHI-NE!!!

~FIN~

I want more suggestions! Thank you elvengoddess for giving me all those suggestions. Also, I want pairing ideas. More than I already have. Be CREATIVE. For I must give you people as many pairings as possible.

Aya: *growl* Shi-NE, Sakki.

Me: MORE IDEAS!!! GIVE ME MORE IDEAS!!! (Most suggestions get picked!) GYAH!