WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apparently I had too much chocolate this morning…

Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

I don't own Weiss. I don't own Schwartz. For if I did we'd all be…elsewhere.

Aya: No.

Omi: Pleeeeaaassseee?

Aya: No.

Omi: Please?

Aya: No.

Omi: PLEASE?

Aya: No.

Ken: …?

Yohji: Aya won't take Omi to the zoo.

Omi: No, that's not it at all! He refuses to play the main part of today's show!

Aya: For good reason.

Omi: ;-; Please, Aya? It's only one…

Aya: I played the main character last time.

Schu: Can I play the main part?

Omi: …I suppose. Here.

Schu: o.O what's this?

Omi: A red cape and hood. What does it look like?

Schu: …Wait, what are we doing today?

Nagi: Little Red Riding Hood.

Schu: …………………….ARRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!!!!!!!

Crawford: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Schu: -_- Shut the hell up, Crawford.

Crawford: ^_^

Farfie: Heeheehee. This should hurt God a LOT.

Schuldich: *sob* Comfort me, Crawfish!

Crawford: No.

Omi: ^_^;;;;;; Once upon a time, there was a young man with this very pretty red hair.

Schu: Oh, you like it?

Omi: Hey, stay away from me!

Ken: o_o;;;

Nagi: HE'S MINE!!! Grrr....

Schu: Screw this, Aya, you play the part.

Aya: ?!

Omi: So the young man with the pretty red hair was at home one day when his mother – der – father told him to go visit his grandma.

Yohji: You should go visit your grandma. She needs the visit.

Aya: -_-

Yohji: Here, bring her this basket of stuff!

Aya: *looks in basket* ……………………………………………….

Yohji: What?

Aya: …………………gr.

Omi: ^^;;; So Aya went down the road, skipping and humming.

Aya: *walks* I refuse to skip OR hum.

Omi: ;-;

Aya: If I have to play the main part, I will NOT do anything to derive me of my pride.

Schu: I think that red cape and hood does the trick, really…

Aya: *fling*

Schu: *whump* GAH

Nagi: Then, he encountered a WOLF!

Crawford: *in wolf costume* RAR

Aya: o_o Crawford, how did they get you into that?

Crawford: I have no idea.

Ken: It had a lot to do with razor wire and

Farfie: MY LOVE FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All: O.O……..

Omi: …..the wolf started to talk to Little Red-Headed Riding Hood.

Aya: Don't call me that.

Crawford: I am a wolf. Allow me to escort you to your Grandma's house.

Farfie: SO YOU CAN EAT HIM AND THE GRANDMA AND THE HUNTER AND EAT EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawford: *SMACK*

Farfie: *runs off yelping*

Aya: I see you don't believe in the 'no hitting below the belt' rule, either.

Omi: o_O;;; So Aya refused the help of the wolf and kept on walking. This made the wolf angry.

Crawford: GRR. I….am not liking this costume…

Omi: The wolf decided to go find the grandma and EAT HER!

Schu: Eat HIM, Omi. I have to play the Grandma.

Nagi: O_O….^o^ ^o^ ^o^

Schu: DON'T press your luck, Chibi.

Nagi: .

Crawford: *walks into the house* ….nice dress, Schu.

Schu: Thanks. I think I'll take it off.

Crawford: DON'T!!! *pretends to eat Schu*

Schu: ARGH.

Crawford: Great, he's dead. Now then………I am NOT wearing a dress…

Omi: Oh, come ON!! It's just for this!

Crawford: YEAH RIGHT! If I put on this dress, you'll make me wear one for the rest of the day and then for the rest of the episodes and Yohji n' Schu'll get polaroids and copy them and post them around and sell them for a profit and WHERE WILL I BE?!! I'LL BE DEAD!!!!

Omi: …Crawford, I think you need to get out of the wolf suit.

Crawford: Not until this play is over.

Nagi: ~_~;;;

Omi: Well…so then the Wolf was inside disguised as the Grandma. And when Aya came in, he found his 'grandma' and handed her the basket.

Aya: My, what big eyes you have, Grandma.

Crawford: HEY, THESE GLASSES ARE PRESCRIPT- I mean, all the better to see you with, my dear.

Aya: -_- (This is so stupid…) My, what big ears you have, Grandma.

Crawford: BLAME MY FATH- I mean, all the better to hear you with, my dear.

Aya: o.0… My, what big teeth you have, Grandma.

Crawford: *snickers* All the better to eat you with!! *lunge*

Aya: GAAAAH

Omi: And so the Big Bad Brad – der, wolf – lunged on poor Little RedHeaded Riding Hood and attempted to eat him!

Aya: _!!! *pulls out katana*

Crawford: *sitting on him* DON'T do it.

Nagi: When suddenly –

Ken: *enters* I am the hunter! O_O!!! *attacks Crawford* DIE EVIL WOLF!!!! I SHALL KILL YOU BY USING THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawford: -_-

Omi: ^^; And the brave Hunter slew the wolf and the Grandma was brought back to life.

Schu: *checks basket* Mhm…everything I asked for. Wow, even toothpaste!

Crawford: *stands up and pulls off the wolf suit, he's got his usual Armani suit under that* Gah.

Aya: *kind of dazed from when Crawford landed on him* @_@....

Crawford: *picks him up*

Schu: ah HA!!!!!!

Crawford: What?

Schu: You DO have something for him!!! *snickers*

Crawford: -_- *walks off, carrying Aya*

Yohji: ^_^

Omi: And that was the end!

Farfie: AND I CAME BACK BECAUSE CRAWFORD WAS GONE WITH AYA AND I WAS CARRYING THE REAL BASKET OF GOODIES, SEEING AS THE BASKET OF GOODIES AYA HAD WAS A FAKE BASKET AND NOW I HAD THE MICE IN THE BASKET AND THEY SHALL BURN BECAUSE THEY MAKE GOD HAPPY BY PLAYING BRITNEY SPEARS ALL THE TIME AND THE CAT GOES MEOW AND WE ALL MUST KILL EVERYTHING GOD LIKES AND WE MUST HURT GOD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THE MOON IS MOVING TOO FAST FOR THE NORMAL PATTERNS SO NOW WE SEE A WHITE MOON AND A DARK MOON IN THE SAME DAY WHICH SCARES SAILOR MOON BECAUSE SHE'S A #$%@#$^@#%&*(&#@$&%@$ING DITZ!!!!!!!!

Ken: And cheese.

~FIN~

So who wants a Sailor Moon parody next? ^_^