CITRUS MANGO!
Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales
Written by Sakki-san
Anything you haven't heard of is MINE. Like me. o.o Yes, I own myself.
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…_ SHIT. Nevermind. Farfie said selling my soul to the devil would hurt God and he talked me into it. _!!!
Oh yes…Makoto Kudou…I *HEART* your song parody. That was HILARIOUS. Me and J-chan were like: O_O XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!! Just so you all can read it, I'll post it in here! XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schu: WOOOOT!!!
Aya: o.o What the…
Omi: *reads script* O.O *falls over*
Aya: …eh?
Schu: BEING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, SCREWING YOHJI BY
CANDLELIGHT, USING TELEPATHY IN A BIG FIGHT, HE IS THE ONE THE SAILOR SCHU! HE
WILL ALWAYS TURN HIS BACK ON HIS FRIENDS, AND HE LIKES TO MAKE CRAWFORD BEND(over!) HE IS THE ONE ON WHO YOU SHOULDN'T DEPEND, HE IS THE ONE THE
SAAAAILOOOOOOORRRR... SAILOR OMI! SAILOR AYA! SAILOR NAGI! SAILOR FARFIE-KINS!
FIGHTING GOODNESS OF KEN'S CHEESE, HE IS THE ONE THE SAILOR SCHU. HE IS THE ONE,
SAILOR SCHUUU!!!! ß(was written by Makoto Kudou XD)
All: O.O
Crawford: WTF?!?!?!!!
Schu: I AM SAILOR SCHU, AND IN THE NAME OF THE
Farfie: LAKE OF FIRE
Schu: I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Nagi: I'm Sailor Nagi! *pose* And I will aid Sailor Schu in destroying you! *points*
Omi: o.O Me?!
Nagi: No, the bad guys.
Omi: Oh. I'm Sailor Omi! RAR!
Aya: *does not move*
Farfie: *hits Aya with wand* Sailor Farfie insists that you move!
Aya: *attacks Farfie*
Farfie: EE ATTACKING ME…O_O DOES NOT HURT GOD, DIEEE!!!!!
Aya: Doh.
Sakki: All of you! Make a good point as to why YOU should play Sailor Moon!
All: …
Schu: I already gave MY point. That song up there that I didn't write! *points*
Ken: *hugs his cheese* My cheese has goodness.
Schu: *purr*
Ken: o.o;;;
Farfie: I SHOULD BE SAILOR MOON
BECAUSE I COULD TAKE THE MAGICAL MOON POWERS AND DESTROY YOU ALL WITH
THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Crawford: -_- Obviously Sakki has no idea what Sailor Moon really is…
Sakki: Wanna bet, Mr. Stick-Up-His-Ass?
Crawford: *grr…*
Farfie: Fine. *ahem* I SHOULD BE SAILOR MOON BECAUSE I COULD TAKE THE MILLENIUM CRYSTAL FROM THE PAST AND THE ONE FROM THE FUTURE AND BLOW YOU ALL UP WITH IT!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! JUST LIKE DIAMANDO DID IN THE MANGA!!!!!!! AND THEN ALL THE LITTLE MICE WILL BE DEAD AND BRITNEY SPEARS WILL BE DEAD AND GOD WILL BE WEEPING AND I'LL HAVE A NICE RESORT ON THE LAKE OF FIRRRRRRREEEE AND I'LL HAVE ORGANIC CITRUS MANGO JUICE THAT I LIKE A LOT BECAUSE IT'S FREE DOWN THERE!!!!!!!
Ken: Wow, that's hard to beat.
Nagi: . Are you kidding?! I can do better than that!
Ken: Then go, please.
Nagi: I should be Sailor Moon because I have telekinetic powers! Thus, I can FLOAT all my enemies into the air and destroy them!!!
Omi: And I will aid him as Sailor Omi, following him diligently and learning from his wonderful experiences!
Ken: ….;-; you all have such good reasons to play Sailor Moon…
Omi: Don't worry, Ken. I bet yours is as good as ours!
Ken: ;-;…
Yohji: Woot. First line of mine here. Uh, I should play Sailor Moon because I get a miniskirt. ^_~ And I KNOW some of you readers out there would die to see ME in a miniskirt….
Crawford: And some would die SEEING you in a miniskirt…
Aya: Like me…
Yohji: .! Must you ruin my fans with your stupid male predicaments?!
Crawford: You're a guy, too.
Yohji: …
Aya: It only just occurred to him.
Yohji: *whack* SHUT UP! Er, besides, I get to hang around with lots of sexy people and other girls in miniskirts!
Crawford: …
Aya: …
Omi: Come on, say why YOU should be Sailor Moon!
Crawford: *looks at Aya*
Aya: *looks at Crawford*
Both: …
Crawford: I should be Sailor Moon…
Omi: YES!!
Crawford: …'s evil nemesis.
Nagi: DOH
Aya: I too should be Sailor Moon's evil nemesis.
Crawford: We can work together to
FARFIE: SAILING FOR AGES WITH NO FOOD OR WOOOD, YO HO, WE'RE LOOKING FOR LAND, SPREADING THE WORD AND JUST TRYING TO BE GOOOOD, SAILING THE SEAS, WE'RE LOOOOKING FOR LAND!!!
Crawford: o.0 uh…
Farfie: OOODEEODELOOOO, OOODEEODELOOOO!!!!
Aya: 0.o…er…
Farfie: SAILIN' THE SEAS UNTIL WE FIND SOME LAAANNNDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crawford: *WHACK*
Farfie: ;-; *curls up in a corner*
Aya: Good job.
Omi: *makes odd vibrating purring noises like cats do* MEOW OW MEWW!!
Nagi: o.O Omi?
Omi: ^^;;; sorry.
Crawford: …we can work together to destroy Sailor…whoever…by combining our evil geniuses and blowing Sailor whoever up.
Aya: And slice them up.
Crawford: Yes. And if we're NOT picked, somebody will die.
Aya: Whoever's closest.
All: …*back away nervously*
Ken: I should be Sailor Moon because I'm the only one here who can fit into the original outfit!
All: o.O
Aya: What the HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!!
Sakki: o.o;;;; ok, you two can be the evil badguys.
Crawford+Aya: *high five*
All: o.O
Sakki: And I want Schu to be Sailor Moon. *runs off to play B&W*
Schu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! YOHJI, YOU ARE SAILOR
Farfie: Citrus Mango!
Yohji: O.o I have razor wire!
Schu: Omi! You are Sailor
Farfie: Creature Guide!
Omi: o.o I instruct animals…?
Schu: Farf, shut up. Nagi, you are Sailor Mon
Farfie: key Ball!
Nagi: ~_~;;;
Schu: AND IN THE NAME OF THE –
Farfie: WAIT!
Schu: . WHAT?!
Farfie: ;-; What about MY part?
Schu: Oh. Uh…you can….uh…be the narrator.
Farfie: YAY. Narrating Sailor Moon hurts God.
Nagi: Schu, are you sure that's wise?
Schu: It doesn't matter. Anyway, AND IN THE NAME OF THE
Farfie: TAPE DISPENSER
Schu: I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!!!
Farfie: BUT THEN CAME THE TWO EVIL BADGUYS, JADE AYA AND BRAD BERYL!!!
All sans Brad: O.O?! ^o^ ^o^ ^o^
Crawford: -_- Change my name, Farf.
Farfie: Too late. SO THEN CAME THE EVIL BAD GUYS WITH THEIR EVIL HENCHMEN AND HOARDES OF LAKES OF FIRIIIIIRRIRIRIEIREEEE!!!!!!!!!
Crawford: Boo.
Yohji: EEEE! *runs*
Aya: …
Schu: a HA!! EVIL PEOPLE!! I MUST DESTROY YOU! SUPER SEXY SCHULDICH MAGIC POWER ATTACK!!!
Nagi: I'll back you up! TELEKENISIS MEGA POWERFUL SUPER DESTRUCTO-BLAST RAY!!!
Omi: I'll help you, Nagi! MAGIC WONDERFUL WINGED GENKI DARTS OF DEATH!!!
Aya: (o.0) WTF?!!
Crawford: Wow, they're really into this.
Ken: and cheese!
Crawford: *looks at Ken* …Sailor Senshi gone astray! *grab*
Ken: O.O!!!
Omi: O_O!! SAILOR SCHU! SAILOR KEN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!
Yohji: I'LL SAVE HIM!!! INCREDIBLY SEXY ME BLAST BANG BOOM LAKE OF FIRE CHEESE ATACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Crawford: *ducks and ties up Ken*
Ken: ;-;
Schu: GRR!! I SHALL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT!! *flying tackle*
Crawford: GYAAAHHH *punch punch kick*
Schu: *runs off*
Aya: …
Farfie: SO ONCE THE BAD GUYS HAD WON THE SAILOR SENSHI RAN OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE SCARED, BUT CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE BRAD BERYL HAD THREATENED TO FLING SAILOR KEN OFF THE TOP OF THE TOKYO TOWER!!!
Crawford: o.o I did?
Farfie: Yes: AND INTO A LAKE OF FIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aya: And I joined him.
Crawford: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Schu: HOLD IT! I AM SAILOR SCHU, AND IN THE NAME OF THE MONKEY GOD, I SHALL
Farfie: BURN
Schu: YOU!!!
Crawford: Oh, God…
Farfie: MUST BE HURT BY THE FACT THAT THIS IS A SHORT CHAPTER AND THAT SAKKI-SAN IS A LAZY IDIOT AND THAT BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING TO DIE SHORTLY BECAUSE THE LITTLE MICE WHO LOVED HER FORGOT TO WORSHIP HER ONE DAY AND NOW SHE IS FADING BECAUSE SHE'S NOT POPULAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND I CHIHUAHUAED THE BREAD!!!!!!
Ken: .!! What does that mean, to Chihuahua something?!
Farfie: It means you take it to taco bell, WHICH GOD HATES BECAUSE HE PUT TACO BELLS HERE TO MAKE US UNHAPPY BUT NOW THAT WE FIGURED OUT WE CAN CHIHUAHUA STUFF HE'S MAD!!!
Ken: …why?
Farfie: …AND THEN BRAD BERYL KICKED SAILOR KEN OFF INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!!!!
Ken: O.O AAAAAA
Schu: I'LL SAVE YOU!! *lunge* O_O I CAN FLY!!!
Nagi: *floating him* .….
Aya: And the bad guys ran off
Schu: together
Crawford: .…to kill other Sailor Senshi. And Sakki-san.
Schu: ^_^ And I got to
Farfie: BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~FIN~
(Excessive lake of fire-ness because of the lack of it in the previous chapter.)
