SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't go to the school party. Go ME.

Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

I am…um…not owning much of anything in this story.

Schu: *singing* Is it enough to love? Is it enough to breathe? Somebody rip my heart out, and leave me here to bleed, is it enough to die, somebody save my life! I'd rather be anything than ordinary, please…

Crawford: -_- I hate you.

Schu: ^_^ I know.

Crawford: I REALLY hate you.

Schu: ^_^ I knoow.

Crawford: I really, REALLY hate you.

Schu: DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Crawford: …

Omi: Ok! Let's get this show on the road!

Yohji: But my car doesn't have any gas!

Omi: ~_~;;; It's a figure of speech, baka.

Yohji: …Yeah, I knew that!

Ken: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

All: o.0 (that can't be good…)

Ken: ^___________^ Today I am the narrator!

Omi: What?! Why?!

Ken: ^___________^ Because Angel's Pain moved J-chan to tears, so Sakki's letting me narrate for once.

Omi: ;-; I feel so unloved.

Nagi: I'm here for you.

Omi: ^_^ Thanks.

Schu: Awww, sappy stuff!

Nagi: *floats Schu into a wall*

Schu: *thud* Ow *thud* ow *thud* ow

Crawford: ….wait a minute. Angel's Pain made J-CHAN CRY?!!

Ken: Well, not really. But she started feeling sympathy for me.

Aya: O_O Not possible.

Ken: Why not?!

Crawford: J-chan is evil, emotionless, and sadistic. Feeling sympathy for you is like…..I dunno, Aya smiling for no reason.

Aya:

Yohji: WOAH. Unnatural occurance!

Omi: *A-HEM* ANYWAY…

Ken: Once upon a time, there were these three little bishounen. One of them was named Yohji.

Yohji: :D

Ken: Another was named Schuldich.

Schu: ^______^

Ken: And the last was named Aya.

Aya: -_-

Ken: So there were these three bishounen, living in a lovely little house in the middle of a lovely little forest.

Schu: EE

Ken: One day they decided to go out for a walk.

Yohji: *dragging Aya by the collar* Let's go for a walk! I hear there's some great chicks in the city!

Schu: ! *follows*

Ken: While they were gone, a little bishie going by the name of Omi was wandering down the road!

Omi: O_O ME?!!!

Ken: :)

Omi: NOOOO!!!!

Ken: This is getting back at you for all the times you did other crap to ME. So Omi was wandering down the road when he saw the house of the three bishounen!

Omi: Hey, nice house.

Ken: He went inside and saw, sitting on the table, three bowls of Cambell's (eh…pardon my spelling) Chicken Noodle Soup (©)!

Omi: @_@ sooooouuup…….

Ken: He tried the first bowl.

Omi: AAAAA HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around*

Nagi: ;___; I WILL HELP YOU, OMI!!

Crawford: No you won't.

Nagi: *being restrained* OOOOMMIIIIIII!!!!! 

Ken: ^^;;;;; Then he tried the second bowl.

Omi: *sip* Ahhh…nice and…@___@ COLD *runs around again*

Nagi: !!! *floats the hot soup onto Crawford*

Crawford: O.O *runs*

Nagi: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs away for no apparent reason*

Ken: And finally he tried the third bowl.

Omi: *sip……siiiiippppp…..SLURP* ^_^ Ah, just right!

Ken: Yes, this last soup was just the right temperature. Omi finished off the bowl and set it right back down where it was.

Omi: I hope nobody was going to eat that.

Ken: Omi wandered around the house looking for a bed. Why? Because he was walking on marshmallow cheese cream, that's why.

Omi: ….huh?

Ken: I mean, because he was getting tired.

Omi: …right-o…

Ken: So he wandered into the bedroom and saw three beds. He tried out the first.

Omi: …..ew…I don't even want to get ON this thing…

Ken: *push* ON

Omi: AAH! *sinks in* o.o! Too soft!!!

Ken: He tried out the second bed.

Omi: HFEEFFFLFLFLEFLFPFPFPFF!!! *sinking into the bed deeper*

Nagi: *floats him out* I'LL SAVE YOU, OMI!!! *floats an orange into a wall many times, creating well-pulped orange juice*

All: …

Nagi: YEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crawford: *knocks Nagi out*

Nagi: x_x

Ken: Thanks. So he tried out the second bed.

Omi: @_@ HARD *pokes it* …like a rock…

Ken: …I believe that IS a rock…must be Aya's.

Aya: _-_

Ken: Then Omi tried out the laaaast bed, which was JUUUUUSSST right.

Omi: o^_^o  just right… zzzz

Ken: Around ten minutes later, the three bishounen returned!

Yohji: …*sniff* I smell intruder. Hey, somebody touched my soup.

Aya: Somebody touched my soup. I happen to like it ice cold.

Schu: …….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY DRANK ALL MY SOUP!!!!!!!!

Yohji: So they did.

Schu: *steals Aya's katana* THEY HAVE TO DIE!!!

Yohji: Schu, calm down.

Schu: THAT WAS MY DAMN SOUP, I DEMAND IT IS RETURNED TO ME WHETHER I HAVE TO CUT SOMEONE OPEN OR NOT!!!

Aya: *takes back katana* Use your own sword.

Ken: The three Bishounen headed upstairs and saw that their beds had been disturbed!

Yohji: O_O IMPRINT

Aya: The sheets have been moved by .000000000000000000000000000000000001 of an inch!

Schu: There's someone SLEEPING in my BED!!!

Yohji: *peers over* O.O So there is!

Aya: Kill.

Schu: ^_^ Nah. *grabs Aya and drags him off*

Aya: O_O…._ LEGGO

Ken: Your eggo?

Aya: No, LET ME GO, SCHULDICH.

Schu: ^_^ No

Yohji: *drool* I must sleep with this young intruder…he's damn hot…

Omi: *wakes up* *sees Yohji* O.O AH!! I'm sorry I didn't know you lived here!

Yohji: ^_^ That's ok! *grabs Omi*

Omi: o.o huh?

Yohji: Without Nagi, you're mine!

Omi: ….NAAAGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Ken: And everybody was happy and eventually got soup!

Crawford: Ken!

Ken: What?

Crawford: Quick, say 'The End'!

Ken: *blink* Why?

Crawford: Just do it, fast!

Ken: Um…but…why?

Crawford: Because –

Farfie: I CAME AND NOW THE PSYCHOIRIDESCENT INSANITY WILL BEGIN BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD A LINE SINCE THE LAST STORY WHERE I GAVE THE NAMES OF ALL THE STUPID SAILOR SENSHI AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH AND WHERE I EXPLAINED ABOUT CHIHUAHUAING THINGS, RIGHT?!! WELL NOW I'M BACK AND I'M REALLY PISSED AND STRESSED AND HYPER BECAUSE I ATE ALL THE BREAD I GREW IN THE FIRST CHAPTER LAST NIGHT AND NOW I MUST GET OUT ALL OF MY VITAMN-Y ENERGY BEFORE IT CAUSES SOME SORT OF EXPLOSION THAT COULD KILL US ALL BECAUSE I AM MADE OF CARBON NIOXIDE, SULFUR, ORANGE PEELS, FUZZY ORANGE PEELS, FURRY ORANGE PEELS, AND ABOUT 438U0564315647380265437015649136541365341625-34156348-156348-1256489-13 OTHER DIFFERENT CHEMICALS AND SO YOHJI AND SCHU GOT WHAT THEY WANTED AND THE NEXT MORNING AT BREAKFAST WHERE THEY ALL ATE STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED POCKY THE THREE BISHOUNEN REVEALED THAT THEY WERE REALLY THE THREE LITTLE PIGS IN DISGUISE SECRETLY COSPLAYING AND DOUBLE AGENTING AS THE BIG BAD WOLF FROM THE SAME STORY PLAYING THE ROLE OF THE THREE LITTLE BEARS ALL IN THE SAME OUTFIT, WHICH WAS TOTALLY AMAZING SEEING AS IT'S CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE TO COMBINE THEIR SKIN IN WITH FUR, ORANGE PEELS AND EVERYTHING ELSE ALONG WITH SPOTTY PIG SKIN AND THE COMBINED DNA OF POCKY AND A ROOSTER AND THE TWO BUNNIES THAT MULTIPLIED WHILE WAITING FOR THE CREDIT CARD TO CHECK INTO A MILLION LITTLE BABY BUNNIES THAT EVENTUALLY INHABITATED THE WORLD AND FLOODED US ALL AND DROWNED US ALL AND SUFFOCATED THOSE THAT DIDN'T DROWN BUT THEN WERE ALL EATEN BY THE MALE CAT KNOWN ONLY AS NEU-KITTY AND SOMETIMES NAGI WHO STOLE SCHU'S CRACK PIPE AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO EAT MARSHMELLOW CHEESE FLUFF BECAUSE I'M A PSYCHOIRIDESCENTINCANDESCENT PSYCHO!!!

All: 0.0

Crawford: THAT'S why.

Farfie: AND THAT WAS THE END!!!

~FIN~