_@...I think I'm gonna die in a minute here…
Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales
Written by Sakki-san
About the picture deal: Who said anything about quality? ^o^ I don't care if they're stick figures with vague resemblance to the characters and text. ^o^ Gotta have text.
Schu: ………………………………..nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aya: ~_~ What now?
Schu: I RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE!!!
*mass facefault*
Schu: T_T I needed that toothpaste…
Aya: Are you drunk?!
Schu: I DON'T KNOW, AM I?!
Yohji: Yup. He's drunk.
Crawford: Dammit…
Aya: So what kind of parody are we supposed to do with a drunk Schu?
Ken: One that doesn't include him?
Crawford: Sounds great.
Omi: Ok…well, first come, first serve.
Schu: LOVE HINA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Omi: …*gets a script* ((Author's Note: Keep in mind that I've only seen 4 episodes but have many friends who have seen many.))
Ken: Woah, hey, we're not doing a Love Hina parody!!
Omi: I said first come first serve.
Crawford: *bashes Omi in the back of the head with the steel 2 by 4*
Omi: X_X
Farfie: IT'S THE RETURN OF THE STEEL 2 BY 4!!!!!!
Readers: *cheer*
Aya: O_O Where did *they* come from?
Yohji: I wouldn't know. But they're mostly women. *flirts*
Readers: *_____________________________________*
Crawford: …all…right…
Nagi: OMI!!!!!!!! *cling* WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Crawford: …(Can I hit him, too?)
Schu: (Go ahead.)
Crawford: *BASH!*
Nagi: X_X *collapses on top of Omi*
Yohji: *takes picture*
Crawford: *leans on steel 2 by 4* Now that that's out of the way…
Aya: *sees Crawford* ………………
Crawford: …what?
Aya: *GLARE*
Crawford: …Oh yeah…
Schu: …*looks back and forth between them* …O_O…
Crawford: …huh?
Schu: I know what you two did yesterday when you ran off!!!
Crawford: o_O What the hell are you talking about?
Aya: ¬ ¬…
Schu: You two –
Crawford: NO, we did NOT.
Schu: But –
Crawford: I said we did NOT.
Schu: Then why –
Crawford: Are you deaf, Schuldich?
Schu: No, but –
Crawford: THEN SHUT UP.
Schu: I refuse to shut up!
Crawford: *readies the 2 by 4*
Schu: HAH, YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I AM UNSCARABLE!
Farfie: *sneaks up behind Schuldich and raises a puppet*
Crawford: *pulls back for a swing*
Schu: *laughs* I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!
Farfie: *in high pitched voice* HeLlO, sChUlDiCh…LeT's HaVe A tEa PaRtY…
Schu: O_O…*turns around*…O_O……………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *passes out*
Yohji: I told you he was drunk.
Farfie: *giggles*
Ken: Well, at least nobody *else* here is afraid of puppets. Right, Aya? ….Aya?
Aya: *has leapt into Crawford's arms and his visibly frightened, staring at the puppet*
Crawford: .…
Farfie: ^o^…*creeps closer to Aya and Crawford* HeLlO, aYa…Do YoU wAnT tO hAvE a TeA pArTy?
Aya: *clings to Crawford's head tighter*
Crawford: *can't breathe* .!!!
Farfie: AwWwW, cOmE oN, aYa! LeT's HaVe A tEa PaRtY!!! wE cAn EaT cAkE aNd IcE cReAm…
Aya: *squeaks, his skin much whiter than usual* ((O_O that's pretty white))
Crawford: *can just barely breathe now*
Farfie: …AnD hAvE tEa AnD tEa AnD tHeN wE cAn Go OuT tO vIsIt A fUnNy FaRm OuT iN tHe LaKe Of FiRe WhErE tHe PuPpEtS rUlE!
Aya: *screams*
Crawford: FARF, STOP.
Farfie: *giggles and puts away the puppet*
Aya: *shaking in Crawford's arms*
Crawford: …
Yohji: ^o^ *takes another picture*
Crawford: O_O HEY! I want that picture returned to me as soon as it's developed, and then I want the negatives!
Yohji: No such luck, Crawford! I want THIS one for my PERSONAL album!
Ken: o_O What all do you have in that album, Yohji?
Yohji: Mainly pictures of women, but also some embarrassing stuff you guys have done.
Ken: O_o Like what?
Yohji: Just a second! *runs off and comes back shortly with a big thick purple book with 'Memories' on the cover*
Crawford: ¬ ¬ Memories of what?
Yohji: Women, wine, song, and the guys at the shop… *flips open the book* Let's see. Here's that one picture of Ken buried under a pile of girls who wanted the handkerchief he dropped and tried to pick up…
Ken: O_O HEY!!!
Crawford: *puts Aya on the floor and looks* …*snicker*
Farfie: *peers over Yohji's shoulder* …hehehe…
Yohji: O_O!...Oh. Geeze, Farf, ya scared me.
Aya: *shivers* puppet...evil...
Yohji: Ok, and then here's the picture of Omi being cornered by Ouka and was forced to fend her off with a boquet of roses…
Ken: *SNORK*
Omi: *stirs*
Farfie: *kicks him*
Omi: …zzz…
Farfie: … *drags Nagi and Omi off by their hair*
Nagi: …zzz…
Omi: @_@...zzz…
Yohji: Thanks, Farf. Now then…there's this one of Aya getting yelled at by Manx because she thought he was hitting on her…
~Time passes~
Yohji: …and then Burman actually slapped him! I mean, all he was doing was asking her why they had to go save some girl who was obviously not in need of saving, just because of her looks! *chugs a beer*
Crawford: Well, isn't that how you work?
Yohji: Most of the time.
Ken: …hey, where'd the beer come from?
Yohji: I dunno. It generally just appears when time passes.
Aya: *still on the floor, just on his side now* puppet…evil…
Farfie: *carving weird, intricate symbols into a bunny*
Schu: *passed out on the floor, twitching occasionally*
Omi: *off somewhere, passed out, with Nagi*
Nagi: *off somewhere, passed out, with Omi*
Readers: @_____________@
Schu: *wakes up* …?
Farfie: *sees this* ….=D
Schu: O_O….
Crawford: ¬ ¬ Farf…
Farfie: …=( *sits*
Schu: *relieved* So, watcha doing?
Yohji: Drinking, talking, looking at my pictures…
Schu: *looks* …O_O...um…
Yohji: ^o^ Oh, if you think that one's bad, just wait until you see the other ones…
Schu: Uh huh. *sits and pulls up a beer* Alles schwarz - so schwarz, wie meine Kleider…
Ken: Schu, stop singing in German.
Schu: No. Alles schwarz - ich seh' nichts and'res, leider…
Crawford: Schuldich…
Schu: Why should I?!
Crawford: Because if you don't I will see to it personally that you suffer severe dain bramage.
All: …
Crawford: …brain damage. I meant brain damage.
Yohji: *looks at the book* I think you've already suffered some yourself…
Crawford: …
Schu: *cracks up, thus sending beer out his nose* XD _@ XD _@ XD _@
Yohji: There's a warning, kids. Never drink and laugh. It always ends up in a fatality of some sort.
Crawford: In this case, several brain cells suffered a horrible, painful death.
Schu: _@....I think I lost my sense of smell…
Yohji: ANYWAY, this picture is from –
Farfie: O_O MY BUNNY RAN AWAY!!!
Schu: =_= huh?
Farfie: It's on your shoes.
Schu: *looks down* …O_O
Yohji: …I SAID, this picture is from the –
Crawford: Man, that is one bloody rabbit.
Schu: AWWWWWW, DAMMMMNNNNIIITTTTT….
Farfie: ^o^ Getting Schuldich's best shoes covered in blood hurts God.
Yohji: …I SAID…
Crawford: Yohji, we don't care what you said. And personally, I don't care about ANYBODY.
Yohji: -_-…
Schu: *kicks the rabbit into Farf* I know! Let's play poker. *deals out cards, chips, and drinks*
Crawford: …
Yohji: ^________________^
Farfie: Playing poker hurts God! Especially when I loose.
Schu: Ok! Let's see. Wake up Aya.
Aya: *shvr shvr*
Crawford: -_- Schu, he is not going to get up anytime soon.
Schu: *frowns* But I want to play poker with Aya…
Yohji: Actually, we better hurry up the game, or else Sakki-san will end the fic before we get anywhe
~THE END~
Short, stupid, and missing a plot…at least the steel 2 by 4 came back.
