_@...I think I'm gonna die in a minute here…

Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

About the picture deal: Who said anything about quality? ^o^ I don't care if they're stick figures with vague resemblance to the characters and text. ^o^ Gotta have text.

Schu: ………………………………..nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aya: ~_~ What now?

Schu: I RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE!!!

*mass facefault*

Schu: T_T I needed that toothpaste…

Aya: Are you drunk?!

Schu: I DON'T KNOW, AM I?!

Yohji: Yup. He's drunk.

Crawford: Dammit…

Aya: So what kind of parody are we supposed to do with a drunk Schu?

Ken: One that doesn't include him?

Crawford: Sounds great.

Omi: Ok…well, first come, first serve.

Schu: LOVE HINA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: O.O

Omi: …*gets a script* ((Author's Note: Keep in mind that I've only seen 4 episodes but have many friends who have seen many.))

Ken: Woah, hey, we're not doing a Love Hina parody!!

Omi: I said first come first serve.

Crawford: *bashes Omi in the back of the head with the steel 2 by 4*

Omi: X_X

Farfie: IT'S THE RETURN OF THE STEEL 2 BY 4!!!!!!

Readers: *cheer*

Aya: O_O Where did *they* come from?

Yohji: I wouldn't know. But they're mostly women. *flirts*

Readers: *_____________________________________*

Crawford: …all…right…

Nagi: OMI!!!!!!!! *cling* WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!

Crawford: …(Can I hit him, too?)

Schu: (Go ahead.)

Crawford: *BASH!*

Nagi: X_X *collapses on top of Omi*

Yohji: *takes picture*

Crawford: *leans on steel 2 by 4* Now that that's out of the way…

Aya: *sees Crawford* ………………

Crawford: …what?

Aya: *GLARE*

Crawford: …Oh yeah…

Schu: …*looks back and forth between them* …O_O…

Crawford: …huh?

Schu: I know what you two did yesterday when you ran off!!!

Crawford: o_O What the hell are you talking about?

Aya: ¬ ¬…

Schu: You two –

Crawford: NO, we did NOT.

Schu: But –

Crawford: I said we did NOT.

Schu: Then why –

Crawford: Are you deaf, Schuldich?

Schu: No, but –

Crawford: THEN SHUT UP.

Schu: I refuse to shut up!

Crawford: *readies the 2 by 4*

Schu: HAH, YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, I AM UNSCARABLE!

Farfie: *sneaks up behind Schuldich and raises a puppet*

Crawford: *pulls back for a swing*

Schu: *laughs* I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!

Farfie: *in high pitched voice* HeLlO, sChUlDiCh…LeT's HaVe A tEa PaRtY…

Schu: O_O…*turns around*…O_O……………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *passes out*

Yohji: I told you he was drunk.

Farfie: *giggles*

Ken: Well, at least nobody *else* here is afraid of puppets. Right, Aya? ….Aya?

Aya: *has leapt into Crawford's arms and his visibly frightened, staring at the puppet*

Crawford: .…

Farfie: ^o^…*creeps closer to Aya and Crawford* HeLlO, aYa…Do YoU wAnT tO hAvE a TeA pArTy?

Aya: *clings to Crawford's head tighter*

Crawford: *can't breathe* .!!!

Farfie: AwWwW, cOmE oN, aYa! LeT's HaVe A tEa PaRtY!!! wE cAn EaT cAkE aNd IcE cReAm…

Aya: *squeaks, his skin much whiter than usual* ((O_O that's pretty white))

Crawford: *can just barely breathe now*

Farfie: …AnD hAvE tEa AnD tEa AnD tHeN wE cAn Go OuT tO vIsIt A fUnNy FaRm OuT iN tHe LaKe Of FiRe WhErE tHe PuPpEtS rUlE!

Aya: *screams*

Crawford: FARF, STOP.

Farfie: *giggles and puts away the puppet*

Aya: *shaking in Crawford's arms*

Crawford: …

Yohji: ^o^ *takes another picture*

Crawford: O_O HEY! I want that picture returned to me as soon as it's developed, and then I want the negatives!

Yohji: No such luck, Crawford! I want THIS one for my PERSONAL album!

Ken: o_O What all do you have in that album, Yohji?

Yohji: Mainly pictures of women, but also some embarrassing stuff you guys have done.

Ken: O_o Like what?

Yohji: Just a second! *runs off and comes back shortly with a big thick purple book with 'Memories' on the cover*

Crawford: ¬ ¬ Memories of what?

Yohji: Women, wine, song, and the guys at the shop… *flips open the book* Let's see. Here's that one picture of Ken buried under a pile of girls who wanted the handkerchief he dropped and tried to pick up…

Ken: O_O HEY!!!

Crawford: *puts Aya on the floor and looks* …*snicker*

Farfie: *peers over Yohji's shoulder* …hehehe…

Yohji: O_O!...Oh. Geeze, Farf, ya scared me.

Aya: *shivers* puppet...evil...

Yohji: Ok, and then here's the picture of Omi being cornered by Ouka and was forced to fend her off with a boquet of roses…

Ken: *SNORK*

Omi: *stirs*

Farfie: *kicks him*

Omi: …zzz…

Farfie: … *drags Nagi and Omi off by their hair*

Nagi: …zzz…

Omi: @_@...zzz…

Yohji: Thanks, Farf. Now then…there's this one of Aya getting yelled at by Manx because she thought he was hitting on her…

~Time passes~

Yohji: …and then Burman actually slapped him! I mean, all he was doing was asking her why they had to go save some girl who was obviously not in need of saving, just because of her looks! *chugs a beer*

Crawford: Well, isn't that how you work?

Yohji: Most of the time.

Ken: …hey, where'd the beer come from?

Yohji: I dunno. It generally just appears when time passes.

Aya: *still on the floor, just on his side now* puppet…evil…

Farfie: *carving weird, intricate symbols into a bunny*

Schu: *passed out on the floor, twitching occasionally*

Omi: *off somewhere, passed out, with Nagi*

Nagi: *off somewhere, passed out, with Omi*

Readers: @_____________@

Schu: *wakes up* …?

Farfie: *sees this* ….=D

Schu: O_O….

Crawford: ¬ ¬ Farf…

Farfie: …=( *sits*

Schu: *relieved* So, watcha doing?

Yohji: Drinking, talking, looking at my pictures…

Schu: *looks* …O_O...um…

Yohji: ^o^ Oh, if you think that one's bad, just wait until you see the other ones…

Schu: Uh huh. *sits and pulls up a beer* Alles schwarz - so schwarz, wie meine Kleider…

Ken: Schu, stop singing in German.

Schu: No. Alles schwarz - ich seh' nichts and'res, leider…

Crawford: Schuldich…

Schu: Why should I?!

Crawford: Because if you don't I will see to it personally that you suffer severe dain bramage.

All: …

Crawford: …brain damage. I meant brain damage.

Yohji: *looks at the book* I think you've already suffered some yourself…

Crawford: …

Schu: *cracks up, thus sending beer out his nose* XD _@ XD _@ XD _@

Yohji: There's a warning, kids. Never drink and laugh. It always ends up in a fatality of some sort.

Crawford: In this case, several brain cells suffered a horrible, painful death.

Schu: _@....I think I lost my sense of smell…

Yohji: ANYWAY, this picture is from –

Farfie: O_O MY BUNNY RAN AWAY!!!

Schu: =_= huh?

Farfie: It's on your shoes.

Schu: *looks down* …O_O

Yohji: …I SAID, this picture is from the –

Crawford: Man, that is one bloody rabbit.

Schu: AWWWWWW, DAMMMMNNNNIIITTTTT….

Farfie: ^o^ Getting Schuldich's best shoes covered in blood hurts God.

Yohji: …I SAID…

Crawford: Yohji, we don't care what you said. And personally, I don't care about ANYBODY.

Yohji: -_-…

Schu: *kicks the rabbit into Farf* I know! Let's play poker. *deals out cards, chips, and drinks*

Crawford: …

Yohji: ^________________^

Farfie: Playing poker hurts God! Especially when I loose.

Schu: Ok! Let's see. Wake up Aya.

Aya: *shvr shvr*

Crawford: -_- Schu, he is not going to get up anytime soon.

Schu: *frowns* But I want to play poker with Aya…

Yohji: Actually, we better hurry up the game, or else Sakki-san will end the fic before we get anywhe

~THE END~

Short, stupid, and missing a plot…at least the steel 2 by 4 came back.