The Castle Chronicles!!!
Disclaiemr: I do not own Golden Sun.
Fast Fact: I've been planning to get this fic up since X-mas. It's taken me till August to finally get my lazy rear in gear and post it (the story, not this chappie)
To the reviewers:
Lightningfencer00fuzz-It's not s'posed to be funny. This is a normal fic...Well, almost. I guess there's still room for insaneness.
Kyarorain-Yes, Ivan's been kidnapped. Isn't it sad? I'm goin' as fast as I can! (A/N: I've got it written up to Book 3 on paper. Now to type it!)
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Chapter 4: More of the Evil Starrg and Marrg
Starrg opened the door to the dungeon.
"Are you letting us out?" asked Sammi hopefully.
"You wish," said Marrg, grabbing Ivan, "Come on, Starrg. Let's take this kid to the Torture room."
"Let me GO!" yelled Ivan, "I'll cast Spark Plasma if you don't!"
"Sorry to dissappoint you, kid," laughed Starrg, closing the dungeon door, "But our armor's Psynergy-proof!"
"If you hurt him," growled Sammi, ramming herself against the dungeon door, "I'm gonna show you living heck!"
"Oh, I'm so scared," said Marrg sarcastically.
Chapter 5: Let's Get Going
"Okay," said King Garet, "It's decided. Felix, Sheba, and Mia will go to Starrg and Marrg's castle to rescue Ivan and Sammi!"
"Alright, we'll need food, water, and supplies to make it there!" said Mia cheerfully.
"Oh my gosh!" squealed Sheba, "This is gonna be like Survivor, only funner!"
"Well, SOMEONE has a positive attitude," muttered Felix, rolling his eyes.
"Come on, everyone!" yelled Mia, running out the door, "We're off to save Ivan and Sammi!"
Chapter 6: Super Karate Powers
An hour later, Starrg and Marrg opened the dungeon door once more (A/N: I'm a poet, and I didn't know it!). Marrg threw Ivan into the dungeon so hard that he slammed into the wall. Then Starrg closed the dungeon door before Sammi could use her super karate powers on them. She ended up using her super karate powers on the dungeon door, resulting in one of her feet getting stuck through the bars.
"When I get outta here," Sammi fumed, "You're really gonna get it. Nobody hurts my best friend and lives to tell about it, NOBODY!!!"
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*gasp* Yet another cliffhanger! Oh, and this book may be serious, but that's because it's introducing the main bad guys. The next book will be more light-hearted, because it will be introducing some very funny bad guys called...Well, I won't spoil the surprise for you.
Ivan: Why do I always get tortured?
If you don't like it, Ivan, go complain to Starrg and Marrg.
Starrg and Marrg: Review or be kidnapped!
HEY! You're not s'posed to be scaring the readers into reviewing! Plz excuse me while I go lock Starrg and Marrg up 'till the next chapter.
Ivan: As always, plz review! ^____________^
Piers: Yes, reviews would be appreciated! ^_^
Ivan: HEY!!! You're not s'posed to come into this story 'till Book Four!
Piers: Oh, yeah! Oopsies.
Ivan: Better get outta here before Sammi sees you, or you're dead.
Piers: Right! *runs off*
Disclaiemr: I do not own Golden Sun.
Fast Fact: I've been planning to get this fic up since X-mas. It's taken me till August to finally get my lazy rear in gear and post it (the story, not this chappie)
To the reviewers:
Lightningfencer00fuzz-It's not s'posed to be funny. This is a normal fic...Well, almost. I guess there's still room for insaneness.
Kyarorain-Yes, Ivan's been kidnapped. Isn't it sad? I'm goin' as fast as I can! (A/N: I've got it written up to Book 3 on paper. Now to type it!)
_____________________________________________________________________
Chapter 4: More of the Evil Starrg and Marrg
Starrg opened the door to the dungeon.
"Are you letting us out?" asked Sammi hopefully.
"You wish," said Marrg, grabbing Ivan, "Come on, Starrg. Let's take this kid to the Torture room."
"Let me GO!" yelled Ivan, "I'll cast Spark Plasma if you don't!"
"Sorry to dissappoint you, kid," laughed Starrg, closing the dungeon door, "But our armor's Psynergy-proof!"
"If you hurt him," growled Sammi, ramming herself against the dungeon door, "I'm gonna show you living heck!"
"Oh, I'm so scared," said Marrg sarcastically.
Chapter 5: Let's Get Going
"Okay," said King Garet, "It's decided. Felix, Sheba, and Mia will go to Starrg and Marrg's castle to rescue Ivan and Sammi!"
"Alright, we'll need food, water, and supplies to make it there!" said Mia cheerfully.
"Oh my gosh!" squealed Sheba, "This is gonna be like Survivor, only funner!"
"Well, SOMEONE has a positive attitude," muttered Felix, rolling his eyes.
"Come on, everyone!" yelled Mia, running out the door, "We're off to save Ivan and Sammi!"
Chapter 6: Super Karate Powers
An hour later, Starrg and Marrg opened the dungeon door once more (A/N: I'm a poet, and I didn't know it!). Marrg threw Ivan into the dungeon so hard that he slammed into the wall. Then Starrg closed the dungeon door before Sammi could use her super karate powers on them. She ended up using her super karate powers on the dungeon door, resulting in one of her feet getting stuck through the bars.
"When I get outta here," Sammi fumed, "You're really gonna get it. Nobody hurts my best friend and lives to tell about it, NOBODY!!!"
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*gasp* Yet another cliffhanger! Oh, and this book may be serious, but that's because it's introducing the main bad guys. The next book will be more light-hearted, because it will be introducing some very funny bad guys called...Well, I won't spoil the surprise for you.
Ivan: Why do I always get tortured?
If you don't like it, Ivan, go complain to Starrg and Marrg.
Starrg and Marrg: Review or be kidnapped!
HEY! You're not s'posed to be scaring the readers into reviewing! Plz excuse me while I go lock Starrg and Marrg up 'till the next chapter.
Ivan: As always, plz review! ^____________^
Piers: Yes, reviews would be appreciated! ^_^
Ivan: HEY!!! You're not s'posed to come into this story 'till Book Four!
Piers: Oh, yeah! Oopsies.
Ivan: Better get outta here before Sammi sees you, or you're dead.
Piers: Right! *runs off*
