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Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales
Written by Sakki-san
o_o I finally got off my lazy rear end to keep writing. AHAHAHAHA…god am I lazy.
Yo!
If I offended anyone with my review-of-reviews before…I'M SORRYYYY!!! T_T I didn't mean to offend you!
Yohji: _@ Can I kill Sakki-san?
Crawford: Go ahead.
Omi: Why would you want to kill her?
Yohji: She cut me off at the end of the last chapter.
Omi: Oh.
Schu: ^_________________________________^
Ken: o_o…
Nagi: -_- Schu, what did you do now?
Schu: I murdered the plot!
All: …
Schu: ….well, I got rid of it.
Aya: But we need plot to keep this thing going.
Schu: No we don't. The first two chapters had more plot than any of the other chapters that supposedly HAD plot.
Crawford: …you know, he's right.
Schu: ANYWAY…I got beer! *holds up imported German beer*
Yohji: YAY!
Omi: *leans in* …isn't that the kind that was recalled because of unsafe – OOF
Schu: *stepped on Omi* ^o^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; So, whadya say we have a round of poker, eh?
Crawford: No. Nagi and Omi are too young.
Yohji: To play poker or to drink?
Crawford: Both.
Aya: Technically, so is Farfarello…
Schu: Not in England!
Crawford: I run by the American rules! And anyway, Nagi would still be too young in England.
Nagi: =( This is what I get for being a prodigy.
Omi: Don't worry, I'm here for you.
Schu: *arranges table and chairs* Alles schwarz - so schwarz, wie meine Kleider…
Crawford: Schuldich!
Schu: *ignores him* Alles schwarz - ich seh' nichts and'res, leider…
Crawford: !!! Schuldich, if you have to sing that song, at least sing it in ENGLISH!
Schu: Why should I? Just because YOU'RE American?
Crawford: Yes.
Schu: …hn.
Farfie: *wanders off*
Schu: *starts singing again, still in German*
Crawford: *sighs*
Aya: -_-…
Schu: *sing sing sing*
Omi: *playing with a kitten* ^o^ Nagi! C'mere!
Nagi: …?
Omi: *pokes the kitten's nose*
Kitten: ?!?!?! *falls over in confusion*
Omi: ^________^ AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nagi: …It's acting like Ken.
Ken: Hey…
Farfie: *comes back with a huge pile of blankets*
All: …?
Aya: What…are THOSE for?
Farfie: *muffled* Strip poker hurts God.
All: *silent*
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Crawford: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aya: SCHULDICH!!! SHI-NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schu: ^_______________________________________^ *shuffles cards*
Ken: Strip poker?! No!! I can't!!!
Yohji: Why are YOU complaining, Ken?! You've got the most clothes on!
Ken: …so I do…
Yohji: ! This is no fun!
Schu: O_O Why not?!
Yohji: Because there's not a woman in sight! Strip poker is only fun with women around!
Farfie: Schu…blankets?
Schu: ^_^ Hey, be thankful he brought blankets. Just put 'em on the chairs, Farf.
Farfie: *does so* ^_____^ This will hurt God…a LOT.
Yohji: Can we at least find ONE woman?
Schu: No. Now SIT.
Crawford: I refuse to sit.
Schu: Do it, Fish.
Fish Eye: Do what?
Yohji: *looks* …^________________^ There's a woman! *saunters over*
Fish Eye: O_O….^_^
Schu: *squints* ….that's not a woman, Yohji.
Yohji: What are you talking about? She's OBVIOUSLY a woman! Look at how pretty she is!
Fish Eye: ^_^
Crawford: Yohji. He's not even from the same series.
Yohji: SHE, Crawford. SHE.
Fish Eye: Anyway…you called?
Schu: No, I didn't call you. I was referring to Crawford, who I often call CrawFISH, which can be shortened to Fish, which you recognized.
Fish Eye: I'm hurt! *walks away*
Yohji: *chases* Nooo! Come back and play strip poker with us!
Aya: *drags him back to the table* -_-
Yohji: But she had such beautiful blue hair…and blue eyes…and blue clothing…
Schu: Now that we've gotten rid of THAT…Crawfish, sit.
Crawford: NO!
Schu: Do it, or I'll use my mind powers on you.
Crawford: You can't.
Schu: *attempts* …DAMN.
Crawford: See?
Schu: ! *physically forces Crawford into a chair*
Crawford: O_O
Schu: Now then. Yohji!
Yohji: *_*…
Schu: …Yohji?
Yohji: *_*
Schu: …
Yohji: *_*
Schu: -_-…
Yohji: *_*
Aya: …
Yohji: *_*
Ken: …Look, it's Asuka!
Yohji: *_*…O_O WHERE?!
Ken: Uh.. .
Yohji: …hey…it was a lie…*attacks Ken* HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME!!! And you said you hated liars!
Ken: AAA!!! I just wanted you to stop day dreami – OW!!!
Yohji: *beats up Ken* RAAAAAAAAAAAR
Ken: T_T
Aya: ! *separates them…with his katana*
Yohji: Raaarrr…
Schu: *sings* Oh, foil torpedoooo~~~~ooo…
All: …
Schu: You are my only loo~~~~ve…
Crawford: what…is wrong…with you…?!?!?!
Schu: *loudly* I WILL ALWAYS ELOPE WITH YOOOOO~~~~UUUU!!!
Aya: *whacks him with katana hilt*
Schu: OW! DAMMIT!
Ken: *forces Yohji into a seat* Ok, is that all of us?
Schu: All who need forcing, anyway. I have blackmail for everybody else.
All: O_O *sit*
Schu: *flops down in his seat* Arrright! *shuffles and deals cards*
All: *take cards. Look at cards.*
Crawford: ….
Nagi: …o_o
Omi: …?
Ken: o_O…
Yohji: _…
Schu: O_O…
Farfie: o_X…
Aya: !#$^%#*&^%*&$&%$?!?!?!?!
Schu: *slaps down his cards* All spades!
Crawford: *lunges* YOU STACKED THE DECK!!
Schu: o.O Ack!
Omi: ^^;;;; Ano, Crawford…even if he did, we can always let him not do it again…it's only one piece of clothing.
Crawford: *sits back down* Which adds up to a whole wardrobe after some time. *chucks a shoe over his shoulder*
Nagi: *sighs and does the same*
Aya: *yanks a boot off and flings it at Schuldich's head*
Schu: Hey! Be careful where you aim!
Aya: That was purposeful.
Schu: …oh. Right.
Yohji: *flings a boot over his head*
Omi: *pulls off a shoe*
Ken: *attempts to take off a shoe* …eek!
Schu: _@ What is it with you guys and shoes?
Farfie: I'm not taking off a shoe… *puts a knife on the table*
All: o.o…
Schu: …Knives don't count as clothing!!!
Farfie: They do to me.
Schu: …I won't argue.
Yohji: Smart move.
Crawford: It's the apocalypse…
Schu: -_- *shuffle shuffle deal*
All: *take cards. Look at cards.*
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Omi: …hey, what does it mean when all your cards look the same?
Nagi: *looks over* ...o_o…
Schu: *slaps down cards again, grinning* Flush of hearts!
Nagi: *slams down Omi's cards* Flush of SPADES!
Schu: WHAT?!?!
Aya: …hehehe.
Crawford: *snickers*
Schu: $&!@...
Aya: *removes other boot*
Yohji: *removes other…shoe*
Ken: *does the same, but falls off his chair* Ack!
Nagi: *levitates a shoe away*
Schu: -_- What IS it with the shoes… *puts down his sunglasses*
Crawford: They're easy to remove. *whips off his other shoe*
Farfie: *puts down another knife*
Schu: No! No knives! You have to take off CLOTHES!
Farfie: =(… *takes off a bandage*
Schu: Ok! *shuffle shuffle deal…*
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*two hours later. Everyone is half naked with a blanket spread over them, except Schu, who, by some miracle, has managed to keep his boxers on. Not to mention that everyone is also drunk or high…except Schuldich.*
Schu: Ok! Next round?
Crawford: *slumped over the table* Shaddup, Shuuuu…
Schu: …
Omi: *slumped over Nagi* =^O^=
Nagi: *holding Omi, looking quite pleased* o^O^o
Schu: …
Farfie: *holding Ken by the shoulder, cutting into him* Sheeee?!?! It hurtsh God…
Ken: *being cut* hehehe…ow…thish hurtsh…
Farfie: =^O^= hurtsh WHO?
Ken: …me?
Farfie: NO! *slaps him*
Ken: …ow…God?
Farfie: =^o^= Goooooood booyyy…
Schu: o_o…
Aya: *asleep* zzz
Schu: …
Yohji: *drapes himself over Schu* Hey, purrrr-deeeee. Wanna go out with meeee?
Schu: o_o…I would, except that I need to get drunk first.
Yohji: ^_____^ Aaahh, dun worry! Just strip n' have this. *shoves a beer in Schu's face*
Schu: o_o…^_^ *drinks beer*
Yohji: ^___^ *tries to remove Schu's boxers*
Schu: *smacks him* Hey! Those are MY boxers! You can take off your own.
Yohji: ^_^ I already did.
Schu: ….hm…Say…Yohji…what say you go take advantage of that there drunk and unconscious Aya while I take care of that there drunk and conscious Bradley?
Yohji: ^O^ You got it! *leaps on Aya*
Aya: …huh? Wha – O_O…
Schu: *saunters over to Bradley* Hey there, handsome, want to come with me? *dazzling smile*
Readers: *SWOON*
Schu: …that wasn't for you.
Readers: =O! *beat Schu with steel 2 by 4s*
Schu: X_x…
Brad: …huh…?
~THE END~
Ok, I promise that I'll get up longer and more pointful chapters next time. I *promise*. PROMISE. And if I don't, you can…beat me with 2 by 4s. …yes.
And I will be getting up some chapters from VERY NICE people who have sent me VERY NICE pictures…^O^!
