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Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales

Written by Sakki-san

o_o I finally got off my lazy rear end to keep writing. AHAHAHAHA…god am I lazy.

Yo!

If I offended anyone with my review-of-reviews before…I'M SORRYYYY!!! T_T I didn't mean to offend you! 

Yohji: _@ Can I kill Sakki-san?

Crawford: Go ahead.

Omi: Why would you want to kill her?

Yohji: She cut me off at the end of the last chapter.

Omi: Oh.

Schu: ^_________________________________^

Ken: o_o…

Nagi: -_- Schu, what did you do now?

Schu: I murdered the plot!

All: …

Schu: ….well, I got rid of it.

Aya: But we need plot to keep this thing going.

Schu: No we don't. The first two chapters had more plot than any of the other chapters that supposedly HAD plot.

Crawford: …you know, he's right.

Schu: ANYWAY…I got beer! *holds up imported German beer*

Yohji: YAY!

Omi: *leans in* …isn't that the kind that was recalled because of unsafe – OOF

Schu: *stepped on Omi* ^o^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; So, whadya say we have a round of poker, eh?

Crawford: No. Nagi and Omi are too young.

Yohji: To play poker or to drink?

Crawford: Both.

Aya: Technically, so is Farfarello…

Schu: Not in England!

Crawford: I run by the American rules! And anyway, Nagi would still be too young in England.

Nagi: =( This is what I get for being a prodigy.

Omi: Don't worry, I'm here for you.

Schu: *arranges table and chairs* Alles schwarz - so schwarz, wie meine Kleider…

Crawford: Schuldich!

Schu: *ignores him* Alles schwarz - ich seh' nichts and'res, leider…

Crawford: !!! Schuldich, if you have to sing that song, at least sing it in ENGLISH!

Schu: Why should I? Just because YOU'RE American?

Crawford: Yes.

Schu: …hn.

Farfie: *wanders off*

Schu: *starts singing again, still in German*

Crawford: *sighs*

Aya: -_-…

Schu: *sing sing sing*

Omi: *playing with a kitten* ^o^ Nagi! C'mere!

Nagi: …?

Omi: *pokes the kitten's nose*

Kitten: ?!?!?! *falls over in confusion*

Omi: ^________^ AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nagi: …It's acting like Ken.

Ken: Hey…

Farfie: *comes back with a huge pile of blankets*

All: …?

Aya: What…are THOSE for?

Farfie: *muffled* Strip poker hurts God.

All: *silent*

Crawford: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aya: SCHULDICH!!! SHI-NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schu: ^_______________________________________^ *shuffles cards*

Ken: Strip poker?! No!! I can't!!!

Yohji: Why are YOU complaining, Ken?! You've got the most clothes on!

Ken: …so I do…

Yohji: ! This is no fun!

Schu: O_O Why not?!

Yohji: Because there's not a woman in sight! Strip poker is only fun with women around!

Farfie: Schu…blankets?

Schu: ^_^ Hey, be thankful he brought blankets. Just put 'em on the chairs, Farf.

Farfie: *does so* ^_____^ This will hurt God…a LOT.

Yohji: Can we at least find ONE woman?

Schu: No. Now SIT.

Crawford: I refuse to sit.

Schu: Do it, Fish.

Fish Eye: Do what?

Yohji: *looks* …^________________^ There's a woman! *saunters over*

Fish Eye: O_O….^_^

Schu: *squints* ….that's not a woman, Yohji.

Yohji: What are you talking about? She's OBVIOUSLY a woman! Look at how pretty she is!

Fish Eye: ^_^

Crawford: Yohji. He's not even from the same series.

Yohji: SHE, Crawford. SHE.

Fish Eye: Anyway…you called?

Schu: No, I didn't call you. I was referring to Crawford, who I often call CrawFISH, which can be shortened to Fish, which you recognized.

Fish Eye: I'm hurt! *walks away*

Yohji: *chases* Nooo! Come back and play strip poker with us!

Aya: *drags him back to the table* -_-

Yohji: But she had such beautiful blue hair…and blue eyes…and blue clothing…

Schu: Now that we've gotten rid of THAT…Crawfish, sit.

Crawford: NO!

Schu: Do it, or I'll use my mind powers on you.

Crawford: You can't.

Schu: *attempts* …DAMN.

Crawford: See?

Schu: ! *physically forces Crawford into a chair*

Crawford: O_O

Schu: Now then. Yohji!

Yohji: *_*…

Schu: …Yohji?

Yohji: *_*

Schu: …

Yohji: *_*

Schu: -_-…

Yohji: *_*

Aya: …

Yohji: *_*

Ken: …Look, it's Asuka!

Yohji: *_*…O_O WHERE?!

Ken: Uh.. .

Yohji: …hey…it was a lie…*attacks Ken* HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME!!! And you said you hated liars!

Ken: AAA!!! I just wanted you to stop day dreami – OW!!!

Yohji: *beats up Ken* RAAAAAAAAAAAR

Ken: T_T

Aya: ! *separates them…with his katana*

Yohji: Raaarrr…

Schu: *sings* Oh, foil torpedoooo~~~~ooo…

All: …

Schu: You are my only loo~~~~ve…

Crawford: what…is wrong…with you…?!?!?!

Schu: *loudly* I WILL ALWAYS ELOPE WITH YOOOOO~~~~UUUU!!!

Aya: *whacks him with katana hilt*

Schu: OW! DAMMIT!

Ken: *forces Yohji into a seat* Ok, is that all of us?

Schu: All who need forcing, anyway. I have blackmail for everybody else.

All: O_O *sit*

Schu: *flops down in his seat* Arrright! *shuffles and deals cards*

All: *take cards. Look at cards.*

Crawford: ….

Nagi: …o_o

Omi: …?

Ken: o_O…

Yohji: _…

Schu: O_O…

Farfie: o_X…

Aya: !#$^%#*&^%*&$&%$?!?!?!?!

Schu: *slaps down his cards* All spades!

Crawford: *lunges* YOU STACKED THE DECK!!

Schu: o.O Ack!

Omi: ^^;;;; Ano, Crawford…even if he did, we can always let him not do it again…it's only one piece of clothing.

Crawford: *sits back down* Which adds up to a whole wardrobe after some time. *chucks a shoe over his shoulder*

Nagi: *sighs and does the same*

Aya: *yanks a boot off and flings it at Schuldich's head*

Schu: Hey! Be careful where you aim!

Aya: That was purposeful.

Schu: …oh. Right.

Yohji: *flings a boot over his head*

Omi: *pulls off a shoe*

Ken: *attempts to take off a shoe* …eek!

Schu: _@ What is it with you guys and shoes?

Farfie: I'm not taking off a shoe… *puts a knife on the table*

All: o.o…

Schu: …Knives don't count as clothing!!!

Farfie: They do to me.

Schu: …I won't argue.

Yohji: Smart move.

Crawford: It's the apocalypse…

Schu: -_- *shuffle shuffle deal*

All: *take cards. Look at cards.*

Omi: …hey, what does it mean when all your cards look the same?

Nagi: *looks over* ...o_o…

Schu: *slaps down cards again, grinning* Flush of hearts!

Nagi: *slams down Omi's cards* Flush of SPADES!

Schu: WHAT?!?!

Aya: …hehehe.

Crawford: *snickers*

Schu: $&!@...

Aya: *removes other boot*

Yohji: *removes other…shoe*

Ken: *does the same, but falls off his chair* Ack!

Nagi: *levitates a shoe away*

Schu: -_- What IS it with the shoes… *puts down his sunglasses*

Crawford: They're easy to remove. *whips off his other shoe*

Farfie: *puts down another knife*

Schu: No! No knives! You have to take off CLOTHES!

Farfie: =(… *takes off a bandage*

Schu: Ok! *shuffle shuffle deal…*

~~~

*two hours later. Everyone is half naked with a blanket spread over them, except Schu, who, by some miracle, has managed to keep his boxers on. Not to mention that everyone is also drunk or high…except Schuldich.*

Schu: Ok! Next round?

Crawford: *slumped over the table* Shaddup, Shuuuu…

Schu: …

Omi: *slumped over Nagi* =^O^=

Nagi: *holding Omi, looking quite pleased* o^O^o

Schu: …

Farfie: *holding Ken by the shoulder, cutting into him* Sheeee?!?! It hurtsh God…

Ken: *being cut* hehehe…ow…thish hurtsh…

Farfie: =^O^= hurtsh WHO?

Ken: …me?

Farfie: NO! *slaps him*

Ken: …ow…God?

Farfie: =^o^= Goooooood booyyy…

Schu: o_o…

Aya: *asleep* zzz

Schu: …

Yohji: *drapes himself over Schu* Hey, purrrr-deeeee. Wanna go out with meeee?

Schu: o_o…I would, except that I need to get drunk first.

Yohji: ^_____^ Aaahh, dun worry! Just strip n' have this. *shoves a beer in Schu's face*

Schu: o_o…^_^ *drinks beer*

Yohji: ^___^ *tries to remove Schu's boxers*

Schu: *smacks him* Hey! Those are MY boxers! You can take off your own.

Yohji: ^_^ I already did.

Schu: ….hm…Say…Yohji…what say you go take advantage of that there drunk and unconscious Aya while I take care of that there drunk and conscious Bradley?

Yohji: ^O^ You got it! *leaps on Aya*

Aya: …huh? Wha – O_O…

Schu: *saunters over to Bradley* Hey there, handsome, want to come with me? *dazzling smile*

Readers: *SWOON*

Schu: …that wasn't for you.

Readers: =O! *beat Schu with steel 2 by 4s*

Schu: X_x…

Brad: …huh…?

~THE END~

Ok, I promise that I'll get up longer and more pointful chapters next time. I *promise*. PROMISE. And if I don't, you can…beat me with 2 by 4s. …yes.

And I will be getting up some chapters from VERY NICE people who have sent me VERY NICE pictures…^O^!