The Castle Chronicles

Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.

To the reviewers:

Kyarorain-What a coincidence. I like looking in ovens too. I also forgot what was in Yallam's ovens, but Yallam's my favorite town, so :P ^_^ Sorry, not trying to be rude. Yeah I remember what was in Mikasalla's ovens--"I thought the chicken outside was a pet"--Yup. Weird, but still cool! And I couldn't agree with you more! DIE STARRG AND MARRG! But they don't die. They're the main bad guys, and I'm not taking any suggestions until Book 4, BTW, 'cause I've already gotten it written on paper up to Book 3.

Now on with the fic!

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Chapter 10: The Idiots Known as Starrg and Marrg

In Starrg and Marrg's castle, a lot was going on. Ivan had woken up, Sammi was worrying her head off, and Ivan had to convince her that he was all right. Until....The sound of a door opening and footsteps echoed through the *almost* empty space of the dungeon. Marrg had come in (A/N: Once Sammi found this out, she had a very evil grin on her face...). As soon as he walked by the prison cell that she was in, Sammi jumped out, made a creepy face, and yelled, "BOO!"

Marrg let out a yelp of surprise and accidentally dropped the keys without noticing. Then he ran off. Sammi stuck her hand between the bars and grabbed the keys.

Chapter 11: Reunion

Sammi and Ivan had escaped, but Starrg and Marrg had noticed and were now chasing them all over the countryside. Finally, they managed to give Starrg and Marrg the slip and hid in the forest.

"Whew, that was close," said Ivan, sighing with relief.

"Tell me about it," said Sammi, looking exhausted.

Then, a nearby bush started to rustle, and voices were heard. Sammi and Ivan exchanged nervous glances.

"Why do we have to crawl around like this?" moaned someone with a deep voice.

"Because we don't want the bad guys to see us, stupid!" replied another voice, little more than a whisper.

"OW! Mia, you stepped on my hand!" whined a third voice, distinctively female.

Felix poked his head out of the bush, followed by Sheba and Mia seconds later.

"Ivan! Sammi! You got out!" exclaimed Sheba in surprise.

"You nearly gave us a heart attack, sneaking around in the bushes like that!" replied a completely surprised Sammi, "We thought Starrg and Marrg had caught up with us!"

"Let's go home," said Ivan.

"YES," yelled Felix, " I must have A/C!"

"Umm, Felix," said Mia, "I hate to burst your bubble, but...Weyard castle isn't air conditioned...Duh."

"NOOOOOO!" screamed Felix.

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How did you like it? The next book is...*looks at piece of paper*..."Under Siege". This coming book is actually gonna be kinda funny. You may ask, how can the GS characters trapped in a besieged castle be funny? Well, maybe if they were being attacked by rabid killer squirrels...But that's not what happens. You'll just have to wait and find out!!! And as always, plz review! Remember, "Under Siege" will still be added onto this story, not a new one. SO REMEMBER I'M STILL UPDATING THIS!