A/N: I DO NOT OWN POTC!!!!!!!!! I WISH IT DID!!!!!!!! I have 30 min left
before I have to leave, so I actually did get to update. But I won't be
able to update until Monday night. I hope you enjoy this! I want a TON of
reviews when I get back, you guys have until Sunday!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
"Elizabeth!" Her father scolded. "I told you you could marry Will, NOT run away with him." He said.
"It wasn' 'er fault!" Jack put in. "I made 'er come wif me!"
"And you did this because......." Governor Swann said.
"I need 'er help again."
"Again? AGAIN?! Elizabeth, have you helped this man before?" Her father asked.
"Yes..... No.... I DON'T KNOW!" She cried. "Yes, I helped him escape. But that really doesn't count as helping, does it?"
"Of course it counts as helping!" Her father said. "And what. why. how. Norrington, what are you doing here?"
"I came after Elizabeth!" He said. "I suspected that Turner was going to do.... Something..... That you wouldn't think proper, especially since they weren't married yet."
"Turner, is this true?" The governor asked, looking intently at Will.
"Of course not, Father!" She cried. "I thought you knew Will! He would never do that!"
"Of course, Elizabeth." Her father said. "Well, I think I'll just take Elizabeth and the Commodore and get out of here."
"Sir, pleez let Liz stay." Jack said. "I need 'er help an' if ye take 'er I won't never get anythin' done!"
"All right, Elizabeth can stay." Her father said. He went to the side and jumped over, onto his boat. "By the way!" He called as they untied from each other. "What exactly are you planning to do, anyway?"
"Ah, nothin' really. Just kill a few of me mates and get rid of this **** curse." Jack answered. And then, with a hearty laugh, they were off. The governor looked at him, dumbfounded. ~DID I HEAR THE MAN SAY MY DAUGHTER WAS GOING TO COMMIT A MURDER???? TURNER, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!! THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF!!!!!!!!!!~ He thought, before going downstairs to think it over.
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Back on the OTHER ship
"Yer' pappy is probly gonna call of yer engagement, ye know." Catherine said. "It'd be wise to count yer blessin's, Turner." She said. Then, "Well, 'scuse me, I'm tired. I be off to get some shut-eye, if that can be dun on this ship." She walked through the door and out of sight.
"Strange one, tha' one is." Jack said. "Arright, yew two, stay put. WE got a ship to steal and a crew to save, and mutiny to commit. We also gotta kill Barbossa, and repay the blood debt. We're in fer a ruff ride." He turned towards the endless ocean and sighed. "Yup, stealin' and plunderin' be the life fer me. Yep, someday I'll go inta Tortuga an' meet me a girl. I'll get me a girl uv of these days."
"Doubt it." Elizabeth muttered.
"Wha' was that?" Jack asked.
"Nothing!" She said, looking offended. "I wouldn't say anything offensive about you, Jack!"
"CAPTAIN Jack, matey." He said. "Will yeh pleeeeeeeeeez REMEMBER THE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Elizabeth apologized. And then there it was. Isla De Muerta. (spelling?????? CORRECT NAME??? I was just guessing, I haven't seen the movie in, like, 3 weeks...... Oh, jeez, I gotta see the movie again)
"Steady as she goes!" Jack called from his post at the wheel. Catherine came out of her room. "What's goin' on?" She asked, slightly confused.
"We're there. Firs', we repay tha blood oath. Next, we get rid of me mate Barbossa. Then, we get me ship back."
"Arright, so are they in there?"
"Yup."
BANG!!!! A shot rang out. A smoking bullet flew through Jack's ribs. I CAN' DIE, MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack yelled out, shaking his fist at the sky. Another shot him in the stomach. "I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!"
BANG. BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!! Five shots rang out and Catherine, Will, and Elizabeth ducked. "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack yelled. "I SWEAR, YOU LOW DOWN, VILE DUNG HEAP, WHEN I GET ME HANDS ON BARBOSSA I'LL KILL 'IM!!!" He took a deep breath. "Arright, Liz, yeh and Catherine stay here. I'll take the idiot's son and get rid of Barbossa."
"Oh no you don't." Elizabeth said. "You kept me from all the action last time. I can fight just as well as any man, thank you very much."
"Arright, Catherine, if Barbossa gets on me ship, shoot 'im. He'd not a skeloton like me. Yeh can kill 'im, if ye wish, but if yeh see 'im in the distance, I'll be fightin' 'im. Yeh leave it to me to get rid of 'im if 'e's not on me ship, yeh hear?" He asked.
"Lou' and clear." Catherine said. The three disappeared over the side of the ship and Catherine went below deck to fetch a pistol.
***************
ON THE ISLAND
"Will, you and Elizabeth stay here. I'll say something to let you know to come in. Don't get to romantic, I tol' ye tha' I don' want Liz pregnant on our trip. As soon as we be done yeh can make love all yeh want. Arright, stay together." He disappeared behind a corner and Will pulled Elizabeth into a long and passionate kiss.
"That might be the last time I ever get to kiss you." He said.
"Come on, Will. You lived last time! I think you can make it this time!"
"Not if Jack's crew has turned against him." Will said, hearing Gibbs voice yell, "GET HIM!" And Jack yell, "NOT YET!!! Yeh've got the wrong one!"
The two looked into the room, but all they saw was the mass of Pirates fighting Pirates.
A/N: Okay, did ya like it? Remember what I said at the beginning of the chapter? At least 10 reviews by Sunday or you don't get another chapter! Muahahahaha!!!! And LordLanceahlot- Okay, okay, okay, you can have Orlando. I get Will Turner. No, lol, I'm just kidding. You can have Will, I can hardly stand skirts to begin with, I don't think I could stand living in them all day long. Not to mention those horrid corsets. But I could cut my hair and become a pirate. Hmmmmm........
"Elizabeth!" Her father scolded. "I told you you could marry Will, NOT run away with him." He said.
"It wasn' 'er fault!" Jack put in. "I made 'er come wif me!"
"And you did this because......." Governor Swann said.
"I need 'er help again."
"Again? AGAIN?! Elizabeth, have you helped this man before?" Her father asked.
"Yes..... No.... I DON'T KNOW!" She cried. "Yes, I helped him escape. But that really doesn't count as helping, does it?"
"Of course it counts as helping!" Her father said. "And what. why. how. Norrington, what are you doing here?"
"I came after Elizabeth!" He said. "I suspected that Turner was going to do.... Something..... That you wouldn't think proper, especially since they weren't married yet."
"Turner, is this true?" The governor asked, looking intently at Will.
"Of course not, Father!" She cried. "I thought you knew Will! He would never do that!"
"Of course, Elizabeth." Her father said. "Well, I think I'll just take Elizabeth and the Commodore and get out of here."
"Sir, pleez let Liz stay." Jack said. "I need 'er help an' if ye take 'er I won't never get anythin' done!"
"All right, Elizabeth can stay." Her father said. He went to the side and jumped over, onto his boat. "By the way!" He called as they untied from each other. "What exactly are you planning to do, anyway?"
"Ah, nothin' really. Just kill a few of me mates and get rid of this **** curse." Jack answered. And then, with a hearty laugh, they were off. The governor looked at him, dumbfounded. ~DID I HEAR THE MAN SAY MY DAUGHTER WAS GOING TO COMMIT A MURDER???? TURNER, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!! THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF!!!!!!!!!!~ He thought, before going downstairs to think it over.
**********
Back on the OTHER ship
"Yer' pappy is probly gonna call of yer engagement, ye know." Catherine said. "It'd be wise to count yer blessin's, Turner." She said. Then, "Well, 'scuse me, I'm tired. I be off to get some shut-eye, if that can be dun on this ship." She walked through the door and out of sight.
"Strange one, tha' one is." Jack said. "Arright, yew two, stay put. WE got a ship to steal and a crew to save, and mutiny to commit. We also gotta kill Barbossa, and repay the blood debt. We're in fer a ruff ride." He turned towards the endless ocean and sighed. "Yup, stealin' and plunderin' be the life fer me. Yep, someday I'll go inta Tortuga an' meet me a girl. I'll get me a girl uv of these days."
"Doubt it." Elizabeth muttered.
"Wha' was that?" Jack asked.
"Nothing!" She said, looking offended. "I wouldn't say anything offensive about you, Jack!"
"CAPTAIN Jack, matey." He said. "Will yeh pleeeeeeeeeez REMEMBER THE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry." Elizabeth apologized. And then there it was. Isla De Muerta. (spelling?????? CORRECT NAME??? I was just guessing, I haven't seen the movie in, like, 3 weeks...... Oh, jeez, I gotta see the movie again)
"Steady as she goes!" Jack called from his post at the wheel. Catherine came out of her room. "What's goin' on?" She asked, slightly confused.
"We're there. Firs', we repay tha blood oath. Next, we get rid of me mate Barbossa. Then, we get me ship back."
"Arright, so are they in there?"
"Yup."
BANG!!!! A shot rang out. A smoking bullet flew through Jack's ribs. I CAN' DIE, MATEYS!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack yelled out, shaking his fist at the sky. Another shot him in the stomach. "I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!"
BANG. BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!! Five shots rang out and Catherine, Will, and Elizabeth ducked. "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN ME SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack yelled. "I SWEAR, YOU LOW DOWN, VILE DUNG HEAP, WHEN I GET ME HANDS ON BARBOSSA I'LL KILL 'IM!!!" He took a deep breath. "Arright, Liz, yeh and Catherine stay here. I'll take the idiot's son and get rid of Barbossa."
"Oh no you don't." Elizabeth said. "You kept me from all the action last time. I can fight just as well as any man, thank you very much."
"Arright, Catherine, if Barbossa gets on me ship, shoot 'im. He'd not a skeloton like me. Yeh can kill 'im, if ye wish, but if yeh see 'im in the distance, I'll be fightin' 'im. Yeh leave it to me to get rid of 'im if 'e's not on me ship, yeh hear?" He asked.
"Lou' and clear." Catherine said. The three disappeared over the side of the ship and Catherine went below deck to fetch a pistol.
***************
ON THE ISLAND
"Will, you and Elizabeth stay here. I'll say something to let you know to come in. Don't get to romantic, I tol' ye tha' I don' want Liz pregnant on our trip. As soon as we be done yeh can make love all yeh want. Arright, stay together." He disappeared behind a corner and Will pulled Elizabeth into a long and passionate kiss.
"That might be the last time I ever get to kiss you." He said.
"Come on, Will. You lived last time! I think you can make it this time!"
"Not if Jack's crew has turned against him." Will said, hearing Gibbs voice yell, "GET HIM!" And Jack yell, "NOT YET!!! Yeh've got the wrong one!"
The two looked into the room, but all they saw was the mass of Pirates fighting Pirates.
A/N: Okay, did ya like it? Remember what I said at the beginning of the chapter? At least 10 reviews by Sunday or you don't get another chapter! Muahahahaha!!!! And LordLanceahlot- Okay, okay, okay, you can have Orlando. I get Will Turner. No, lol, I'm just kidding. You can have Will, I can hardly stand skirts to begin with, I don't think I could stand living in them all day long. Not to mention those horrid corsets. But I could cut my hair and become a pirate. Hmmmmm........
