The Castle Chronicles!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun. Dang it, I hate these stupid disclaimers!!!
FINALLY! I'M UPDATING!! Yes, I have been very busy lately because stupid school has started, dang it! But now you can finally enjoy Book 2!!! Best part about updating is I can improve my typing skillls! I am currently typing at 32 WPM!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! To the Reviewers:
Kyarorain-You really like this story, don't you?
TheOnlyEvilOne-Oh, don't go actin' like Ms. Know-It-All, missy. Look, I'm AUTHOR LADY and I can do whatever I want, especially in the story! Mark my words, Starrg and Marrg'll pay, yes, they'll pay.... DIE EVIL STARRG AND MARRG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Book II: Under Siege
Chapter1: King Garet Spells Bad News
"Bad news, guys," said King Garet, "I made the other kingdom mad and now they're gonna attack us!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Ivan, "We're gonna die! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"We must prepare defenses!" shouted Isaac.
"Duh," said Mia.
"Can I cast Spark Plasma on 'em?" asked Sammi and Sheba at the same time, grinning evilly.
"Of course," replied Isaac.
"To arms, everyone, to arms!" cried Sir Robert, who was, as usual, tripping over his own feet.
Chapter 2: King Stupid and the Kingdom of Idiotville
In the dark-ish dark of night, the peoples of the Kingdom of Idiotville prepared to attack Weyard Castle.
"We must destroy the evil evil evil King Garet!" declared King Stupid, as Prince Dummy nodded his head.
"Yes," agreed Sir Moron, "He has commited an unforgivable sin."
"Yeah," whined Sir Weirdo, "He called me a stupidhead!"
Chapter 3: Dinner at Weyard Castle
At dinner, the Weyardians were discussing the matter of Idiotville.
"Ya see," explained King Garet, "I called Sir Weirdo an idiot, so now the Kingdom of Idiotville hates us Weyardians"
"Yeah, I see," replied Felix, "It's all your fault."
"How dare you blame King Garet for all this!?" fumed Hama.
"Actually," said King Garet with a stupid grin, "It IS my fault!"
"Yup," said Jenna, "Felix is ALWAYS right."
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There you have it. The beginning of Book 2. Me likes reviews ^__________________________^. Me WANTS reviews! Me wants STAR TREK! *plops down in front of the TV and starts watching Star Trek* ^_^:)(:^o^ ^_____________________________________________^ YAY!!!!!!!!! *bouncing up and down and throwing popcorn at the ceiling*
Piers: O_o; Maybe I can just sneak out of here, unnoticed......
NO! You must wait till story is over! *ties Piers to a chair and cackles insanely*
Piers: HEYYYY!!!
*goes back to watching Star Trek, not listening to Piers*
Piers: YOU UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT!!!!
Keep it down, I can't hear what Data's saying!
Piers: Untie me NOW, or I'll call your little sister!
Eep! *unties Piers*
Piers: *runs off*
^____________________________________^ As always, plz review!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun. Dang it, I hate these stupid disclaimers!!!
FINALLY! I'M UPDATING!! Yes, I have been very busy lately because stupid school has started, dang it! But now you can finally enjoy Book 2!!! Best part about updating is I can improve my typing skillls! I am currently typing at 32 WPM!!!! YAY!!!!!!!! To the Reviewers:
Kyarorain-You really like this story, don't you?
TheOnlyEvilOne-Oh, don't go actin' like Ms. Know-It-All, missy. Look, I'm AUTHOR LADY and I can do whatever I want, especially in the story! Mark my words, Starrg and Marrg'll pay, yes, they'll pay.... DIE EVIL STARRG AND MARRG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
_____________________________________________________________________
Book II: Under Siege
Chapter1: King Garet Spells Bad News
"Bad news, guys," said King Garet, "I made the other kingdom mad and now they're gonna attack us!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Ivan, "We're gonna die! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"We must prepare defenses!" shouted Isaac.
"Duh," said Mia.
"Can I cast Spark Plasma on 'em?" asked Sammi and Sheba at the same time, grinning evilly.
"Of course," replied Isaac.
"To arms, everyone, to arms!" cried Sir Robert, who was, as usual, tripping over his own feet.
Chapter 2: King Stupid and the Kingdom of Idiotville
In the dark-ish dark of night, the peoples of the Kingdom of Idiotville prepared to attack Weyard Castle.
"We must destroy the evil evil evil King Garet!" declared King Stupid, as Prince Dummy nodded his head.
"Yes," agreed Sir Moron, "He has commited an unforgivable sin."
"Yeah," whined Sir Weirdo, "He called me a stupidhead!"
Chapter 3: Dinner at Weyard Castle
At dinner, the Weyardians were discussing the matter of Idiotville.
"Ya see," explained King Garet, "I called Sir Weirdo an idiot, so now the Kingdom of Idiotville hates us Weyardians"
"Yeah, I see," replied Felix, "It's all your fault."
"How dare you blame King Garet for all this!?" fumed Hama.
"Actually," said King Garet with a stupid grin, "It IS my fault!"
"Yup," said Jenna, "Felix is ALWAYS right."
_____________________________________________________________________
There you have it. The beginning of Book 2. Me likes reviews ^__________________________^. Me WANTS reviews! Me wants STAR TREK! *plops down in front of the TV and starts watching Star Trek* ^_^:)(:^o^ ^_____________________________________________^ YAY!!!!!!!!! *bouncing up and down and throwing popcorn at the ceiling*
Piers: O_o; Maybe I can just sneak out of here, unnoticed......
NO! You must wait till story is over! *ties Piers to a chair and cackles insanely*
Piers: HEYYYY!!!
*goes back to watching Star Trek, not listening to Piers*
Piers: YOU UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT!!!!
Keep it down, I can't hear what Data's saying!
Piers: Untie me NOW, or I'll call your little sister!
Eep! *unties Piers*
Piers: *runs off*
^____________________________________^ As always, plz review!!!
